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Lauren Layton

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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
2 years
are you normal or does your food give you the ick halfway through eating it
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3 years
Not me thinking this was a Joe Biden kitchen tour
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going to wework is a dating app
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3 years
what do people even do during the day anyways???
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3 years
suddenly and all at once, she didn’t believe in astrology anymore
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He’s a 10 but he thinks about the Roman Empire twice a day
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
surround yourself with people that are more cancellable than you are ✨
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
well my tiktok didn’t do well on tiktok, but it blew up on twitter. i will be quitting my job to become a twitter video influencer.
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@LaurenLayton16
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3 years
my new passion project
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2 years
can you use afterpay for your taxes
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@LaurenLayton16
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4 years
Remember when Thursday nights were fun? Dw. We’re bringing it back. 10pm doors open. Open bar till 11. Also some1 named Elon Musk left their ID at the bar last time. Pls help us get this back to him. @shotsonclub
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
yeah maybe like, i was bored ape yacht club’s muse in web threeeehhhhh
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3 years
san francisco is kinda fun????
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
So excited to add perspective and talk about what @shotsonclub is doing to change the dating game
@meaganloyst
Meagan Loyst 🧚‍♀️
3 years
@genzvcs is back with another Clubhouse collab this week! We're teaming up with @JenFriedman & @SupernodeVC to talk about the "Future of Dating"!💖 Feat. @naomicshah , @LaurenLayton16 , @lindzmetz , @marcbaghadjian & even a surprise guest! 🥳 8pm ET on Wed! Led by @ben_grosse 💫
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
if this tweet gets 1 like, i’ll talk on an audio only app until the wee hours of the morning with my best friends
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
feeling so empowered this international women’s day to have the opportunity to work with my best friends on something that we’re so incredibly passionate about @shotsonclub @PageStein @DevinLewtan @Mallikareddyy @clubhousemare @ipreferSJ @itzlyd @DevinLewtan
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
2 years
i will never understand how america has so greatly politicized the female body
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
the 3 ick prevention commandments: 1. thou shalt not post on instagram and geo-tag the restaurant 2. thou shalt not share a tweet beginning with “in miami, who do i HAVE to meet” 3. thou shalt not follow more than 5 instagram models on instagram
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
i had to retire my justin bieber fan twitter
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lydia
3 years
If you told me I’d be using Twitter again 2 months ago I’d say NO WAY
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@LaurenLayton16
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4 years
feeling salty on valentine’s day? just eat your heart out instead, pizza never says no @slice 🍕 ;) listen in to discover why i’m speaking cryptically. nyu girls roasting tech guys: lonely hearts edition 10PM EST TONIGHT.
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
when cheesecake factory opens in tribeca, american bar will be over
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
yo fauci must have a killer manager cuz he’s collabing with tinx and jacob sartorius
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
at my old office we would do snack swaps with other offices. that to me is the peak benefit of startup culture. screw your gym credit, i want cauliflower cheetos and negative calorie candy
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
an actual thought i just had “i wish i could text my dog to come here”
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@LaurenLayton16
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3 years
@itzlyd fell in love by the wildberry kombucha on tap
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
4 years
t-minus 1 hour until @shotsonclub ! in the meantime, which recess are you? personalities can be discovered here:
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
sometimes i think i’m smart, but then suddenly i’m humbled by the fact that i just tried to send a package to australia via the united states postal service.
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Lauren Layton
3 years
it cracks me up when the first brutally hot day in nyc hits and everyone is like “omg summer is here i love this weather” while dripping in sweat on the subway trying to figure out how to get a beach house invite
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
has anyone ever had a productive “sync”
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
4 years
i cant stop thinking about the fact that @FLOSSTRADAMUS and @PerezHilton collabed last night on @shotsonclub
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
new business alert
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3 years
that palm tree festival in the hamptons this weekend is giving me fyre festival vibes
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Lauren Layton
3 years
yo can anyone connect @heythisiscallie at basel??? who should she meet???
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Lauren Layton
3 years
it’s like the gods know they have to melt all the santa’s on saturday
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Lauren Layton
3 years
DO NOT MARK US AS SPAM
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
WE HAVE NEWSLETTER NOW
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Lauren Layton
3 years
i’d invest in love not tech tho
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
should the NYU girls start a VC firm named “Simp Capital” ???
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Lauren Layton
3 years
this may be the real deal or a one night stand
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Lauren Layton
3 years
hey remember that cool app vine
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Lauren Layton
3 years
getting tortilla chips in your sweetgreen is cheugy
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Lauren Layton
3 years
the original meaning of SIMP
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Lauren Layton
3 years
is twitter dead today??? i said WE DROPPED MERCH
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
2 years
let the great nft nyc to hamptons for the 4th pipeline commence!
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Lauren Layton
2 years
he’s an 8, but he asks you to pay for dinner so he can pay you back in eth
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
the wolves of clubhouse
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
10pm est we will roasting you finance bros whose whole identity is this movie w/ special guests @matt_levine @litcapital @KinseyGrant @nycsadgirl to help you find love and laughs, it’s going to be crazier than a jordan belfort party in the 90s…link in bio for event info 🤑
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Lauren Layton
4 years
@shotsonclub @DevinLewtan welcome to “a bar simulation.” these bartenders won’t keep you waiting 🤠
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
🎶 waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things 🎶 like the time my old roommate carried a home depot shopping cart into our living room at 3am
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
happy friday!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
4 years
say it with me now: NFTs are out, G&Ts are in!!!!
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3 years
hello is twitter alive tonight
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Lauren Layton
3 years
balaclava or baklava?
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
tik tok sensations @fibulaa1 and @ladyefron are honorary bartenders tonight. drinks served icy cold, roasts served extra hot.
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
going to be joined BY @fibulaa1 and @ladyefron tonight doNT miss IT !!!
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Lauren Layton
3 years
this is becoming a fever dream
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
being famous ain’t easy but someone’s gotta do it...check out our vogue feature here @voguemagazine
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
4 years
@nikitabier i’m sorry :(
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Lauren Layton
3 years
i’m a model for a meme page now
@VCBrags
VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏
3 years
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Lauren Layton
3 years
it’s summer intern season people. the analysts are back and the birds are chirping.
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
we’ve roasted tech bros, crypto bros, NFTs and VCs. how could we forget finance bros? join us tomorrow at 10pm est to find the asset with the most return: love. joining us will be @nycsadgirl @litcapital @KinseyGrant all on clubhouse. SEE YA 👋
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
4 years
growth hacking my love life, the grind never stops
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Lauren Layton
3 years
if the birds work for the bourgeois, do the doges work for elon?
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Lauren Layton
4 years
me trying to stay up til 1AM right now has me feeling like it's New Year's Eve
@sriramk
Sriram Krishnan - sriramk.eth
4 years
⏰ "When Worlds Collide" - the CH cross-over event I've wanted. @aarthir and I wanted to wrap up the week with something fun. Tonight, we have @JoshConstine of #PRESSCLUBhouse @DevinLewtan + @shotsonclub mods of 'NYU Girls Roast Tech Guys' @KatColeATL @pdavison @stephssimon
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Lauren Layton
3 years
u mean frankie?
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Lauren Layton
4 years
mallika is so close to being fired
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
4 years
have you guys ever wondered what our group chats are like? find out what mallika did wrong tomorrow at 10PM EST
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do you ever wash your hands like you’re a surgeon scrubbing in
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Lauren Layton
3 years
happy urth caffe day
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Lauren Layton
3 years
what’s better than miami? virtual miami!!!! see u tonight
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
when the sun goes down...join @itsmetinx @xavierdipetta @lucy_guo and the NYU girls for another bar simulation on clubhouse tonight at 10PM EST. Things are going to get crazy...don’t miss out.
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Lauren Layton
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@shotsonclub i um don’t have prom pics but here’s a pic of me the last time i interacted with anyone at my high school for a senior banquet. i was easily 6’4” in these shoes. ciao
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3 years
spongebob popsicles from an ice cream truck
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what’re your eyes supposed to be doing while you listen to an audiobook?
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@joeDmarti suddenly and all at once I want a mortgage
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Lauren Layton
3 years
when world’s collide 🤯🤯🤯
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
when you think you're joining a dating room on clubhouse but @LoganPaul ends up getting quizzed about bitcoin by @trylolli
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Lauren Layton
3 years
imagine there was a nightclub under kith. let it marinate. i’m laughing. i’ll share the blueprint later.
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Lauren Layton
3 years
this tweet aged well now that santacon has plagued the entire city of new york. y’all voted incorrectly.
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Lauren Layton
3 years
which are the bigger threat to society:
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Lauren Layton
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@ParikPatelCFA @shotsonclub u already slid into my dms you dog
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Lauren Layton
3 years
LET’S GET IN THE MOOOOOD
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Lauren Layton
3 years
come thirsty (literally and metaphorically)
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
missed connection? looking for love? or maybe ur that person that puts that ur "overly competitive about everything" on ur dating profile? join us for a night of SPEED DATING + POOL w/ drinks from @rubyforfun + Nica Craft Beer 🍻 the only thirsty u will be... is for ur crush 😘
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@shotsonclub yoooo who was the creative director tho
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Lauren Layton
3 years
that's on period
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
your new favorite clothing store just launched!!! it’s hot girl summer so we, hot girls, made the only pieces of clothing you should be wearing (might i suggest the mousepad)
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
4 years
:/
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
i’m so nervous to interact with tyler cameron 🥴
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
LADIES AND GENTS 🥵 #TYLERCAMERON is our special guest tonight...come find love, raise your standards, and get roses and roasted. not a clubhouse member? you can join here
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i just find it weird that i’m off the deep end watch as i dive in said no???? SEE YOU TONIGHT
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
every single invitation to this event has been declined? @BarackObama said no? @ladygaga said no? @Oprah said no???...well...Molly, Saif, and Chloe didn’t say no. Join us in welcoming our funniest NYU alumni and friends to help co-host and co-roast tonight at 10PM EST!
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Lauren Layton
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omg 1 like!!! okay fine - let’s ride
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Lauren Layton
3 years
come hang for a roasty, toasty fireside chat on le ZOOM
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
🚨 instead of a clubhouse room, we're getting intimate on zoom tonight!!! DM us for the link. see you (literally) at 9PM EST on zoom for unsolicited dating advice, q&a, and exclusive mallika tea 🚨
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Lauren Layton
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@ParikPatelCFA @shotsonclub ive never been roasted harder
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
roast or be roasted people!!! queen sfk in the club 2night @serenakerrigan
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
the iconic @serenakerrigan is joining us tonight to roast you like the good old times...we don’t have an alcohol sponsorship but we will be drinking like we have one, so the roasts will be coming in HOT. tune in @ 10pm EST here 👇
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@LaurenLayton16
Lauren Layton
3 years
@ipreferSJ stop letting ego get in the way of creativity
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Lauren Layton
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@shotsonclub extra long iphone charging cords
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Lauren Layton
3 years
comin at you live!!!! let’s meet IRL
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
🔈CALLING ALL SOHO HOUSE MEMBERS: the NYU girls are hosting a live event at the Ludlow House next week...join us and perfect your dating profile...sign up through SHAPP ❤️ can’t wait to meet you
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@ParikPatelCFA @shotsonclub i’m too nervous to respond, let me have my fifth coffee and ill reply
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Lauren Layton
3 years
does anyone on this app like bitcoin? reply below
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Lauren Layton
3 years
check out @KinHabits @justinkan - an amazing mission
@justinkan
Justin Kan
3 years
I struggled with alcohol addiction for over 20 years, among other destructive habits. Today I launched my app @kinhabits , based on the learnings that saved my life. Founders need to build better habits, not just better products. Here's why: [A thread]
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i feel like an internet sensation
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Lauren Layton
3 years
LET’S GET GALACTIC
@shotsonclub
NYU Girls Roasting Tech Guys
3 years
We��ve got an out of this world partnership with @starface tonight at 10PM EST on Clubhouse...👀 will you be the STAR of our show? will elon give away a free SpaceX rocket? will aliens find love before you do? 👽 only one way to find out...TUNE IN...
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