Remember when Thursday nights were fun? Dw. We’re bringing it back. 10pm doors open. Open bar till 11. Also some1 named Elon Musk left their ID at the bar last time. Pls help us get this back to him.
@shotsonclub
the 3 ick prevention commandments:
1. thou shalt not post on instagram and geo-tag the restaurant
2. thou shalt not share a tweet beginning with “in miami, who do i HAVE to meet”
3. thou shalt not follow more than 5 instagram models on instagram
feeling salty on valentine’s day? just eat your heart out instead, pizza never says no
@slice
🍕 ;) listen in to discover why i’m speaking cryptically. nyu girls roasting tech guys: lonely hearts edition 10PM EST TONIGHT.
at my old office we would do snack swaps with other offices. that to me is the peak benefit of startup culture. screw your gym credit, i want cauliflower cheetos and negative calorie candy
sometimes i think i’m smart, but then suddenly i’m humbled by the fact that i just tried to send a package to australia via the united states postal service.
it cracks me up when the first brutally hot day in nyc hits and everyone is like “omg summer is here i love this weather” while dripping in sweat on the subway trying to figure out how to get a beach house invite
10pm est we will roasting you finance bros whose whole identity is this movie w/ special guests
@matt_levine
@litcapital
@KinseyGrant
@nycsadgirl
to help you find love and laughs, it’s going to be crazier than a jordan belfort party in the 90s…link in bio for event info 🤑
🎶 waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things 🎶 like the time my old roommate carried a home depot shopping cart into our living room at 3am
we’ve roasted tech bros, crypto bros, NFTs and VCs. how could we forget finance bros? join us tomorrow at 10pm est to find the asset with the most return: love. joining us will be
@nycsadgirl
@litcapital
@KinseyGrant
all on clubhouse. SEE YA 👋
when the sun goes down...join
@itsmetinx
@xavierdipetta
@lucy_guo
and the NYU girls for another bar simulation on clubhouse tonight at 10PM EST. Things are going to get crazy...don’t miss out.
@shotsonclub
i um don’t have prom pics but here’s a pic of me the last time i interacted with anyone at my high school for a senior banquet. i was easily 6’4” in these shoes. ciao
missed connection? looking for love? or maybe ur that person that puts that ur "overly competitive about everything" on ur dating profile?
join us for a night of SPEED DATING + POOL w/ drinks from
@rubyforfun
+ Nica Craft Beer 🍻 the only thirsty u will be... is for ur crush 😘
your new favorite clothing store just launched!!! it’s hot girl summer so we, hot girls, made the only pieces of clothing you should be wearing (might i suggest the mousepad)
LADIES AND GENTS 🥵
#TYLERCAMERON
is our special guest tonight...come find love, raise your standards, and get roses and roasted. not a clubhouse member? you can join here
every single invitation to this event has been declined?
@BarackObama
said no?
@ladygaga
said no?
@Oprah
said no???...well...Molly, Saif, and Chloe didn’t say no. Join us in welcoming our funniest NYU alumni and friends to help co-host and co-roast tonight at 10PM EST!
🚨 instead of a clubhouse room, we're getting intimate on zoom tonight!!! DM us for the link. see you (literally) at 9PM EST on zoom for unsolicited dating advice, q&a, and exclusive mallika tea 🚨
the iconic
@serenakerrigan
is joining us tonight to roast you like the good old times...we don’t have an alcohol sponsorship but we will be drinking like we have one, so the roasts will be coming in HOT. tune in @ 10pm EST here 👇
🔈CALLING ALL SOHO HOUSE MEMBERS: the NYU girls are hosting a live event at the Ludlow House next week...join us and perfect your dating profile...sign up through SHAPP ❤️ can’t wait to meet you
I struggled with alcohol addiction for over 20 years, among other destructive habits.
Today I launched my app
@kinhabits
, based on the learnings that saved my life.
Founders need to build better habits, not just better products. Here's why:
[A thread]
We��ve got an out of this world partnership with
@starface
tonight at 10PM EST on Clubhouse...👀 will you be the STAR of our show? will elon give away a free SpaceX rocket? will aliens find love before you do? 👽 only one way to find out...TUNE IN...