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in love with fashion, history, & the French language. plantaganet descendant. Britney Spears & Taylor Swift stan account.

Kentucky, USA
Joined December 2009
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@LaurenEJordan
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4 years
Watching America’s Next Top Model from season 1 until the end. This will be my thread of all the extremely ridiculous/problematic things I see.
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2 years
@lidglue My skin is already so porcelain, I don’t need any powder.
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11 months
@lonelylvato Having vocals like this at 15 was insane.
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2 years
@SYSoni28 @popiridescence I find it wild that out of the Disney trio, she is the only one who hasn’t been to rehab.
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2 years
@brownglossylips I absolutely agree with the last tweet of this lil thread. I have respect for the Hadids cause they kinda sucked a little when they started but they took the time and effort to be good at their craft. They took lessons with Naomi Campbell to better their walks, etc.
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2 years
@sarahlugor I think a lot of preteens feel pressured to act older, due to social media. As a preteen I only followed other kids my age and my favorite celebrities; influencers were barely a thing. But my parents also set boundaries with me to make sure I didn’t grow up to fast.
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@cynicalpilled I mean what did anyone expect she was married like 4 times, they had mommy and daddy issues.
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2 years
@Switette @ThoughtLarceny @weganmilliamson You know, that actually makes some sense.
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3 years
@rhythmnbIooms Besides that Yolanda allowed this and preferred Gigi, Yolanda sucks not trying to teach her struggling daughter that she is also beautiful despite the fact that she doesn’t look “as Dutch” as Gigi.
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3 years
@nicahailey @Squeakfu The pictures of him looking defeated were hilarious to me, his sad walk of shame, & the cherry on top was his fake tan rubbing off onto the collar of his shirt.
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3 years
@VOGUEITALlA @VictoriasSecret The glamour was my favorite part. The pink, the sparkles, it felt upscale. You can be upscale regardless of size and abilities.
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@zaycarus I can’t imagine what he went through mentally. Trying to enjoy his life and live his dream minding his own business but people left and right calling him a terrorist because of his ethnic background and religion. No wonder he ghosted the world for a while.
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8 months
@xosharif I miss when it was normal for artists to perform anywhere and everywhere like this.
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1 year
@jastroworld I don’t have either but I’ve been on stan twitter for 13 years.
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4 years
@FILMSANTARES It sucks when your parents won’t force you to live your dreams.
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2 years
@kordeilogy If she opened the show with S&M I’m sure half of America would have a heart attack.
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4 years
@hannahtindle With K being so ungrateful and rude I wonder how on earth the Hadids are even friends with her.
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3 years
@blairsmani @uribae7 She cried a lot this episode, she needs some water.
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2 years
@notgwendalupe So many people don’t understand how important this moment was in pop culture. This was the magma carta or pop culture.
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1 year
@notcapnamerica It’s almost as if, college makes you look at things from a different perspective
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1 year
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@WildflowerB5 Honestly I’m sure she’d show it if she wouldn’t get in major trouble for it.
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6 months
@lucyj_ford This is where I first fell in love with Aaron Taylor-Johnson.
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2 years
@fictionalsage They could have done this so well but instead they made it a predators wet dream.
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6 months
@Marasdeathnote @chulito_jotito Bret used to only yell 😂.
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4 years
@BIackoutSyn Home girl almost booked The Notebook.
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5 years
@IGGYAZALEA So in your day to day life do people call you Iggy or Amethyst or???.
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7 months
@HeyDre_ @onecuteassnigga The way he’s realizing he ain’t getting away with this
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2 years
@tonetthecool @ohsoyouniecey I’m proud of you because contacts are not cheap.
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1 year
@historicalfits I worked at Walmart right before Covid and that Black Friday the manager had to call the police because people were fist fighting over a baby doll toy.
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11 months
@QUEENP0P I feel like they were trying to create an adult Hannah Montana.
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9 months
@YVRmillennial Maybe it’s just me, but her voice is very recognizable to me.
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9 months
@SomaKazima I feel like all Kamala does is travel and have a good time.
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2 years
@malovy_ta @selecia_g21 @mcnuggets_mary Your missing an entire multi volume novel baby.
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2 years
@girIrising And there dad wasn’t getting royalty money or owned an art gallery 💀.
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5 years
@bratzeluh @bellxhadids They are also very grateful for every opportunity they have, they acknowledge their privilege and try to use it to do good. ❤️.
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5 years
@chuuzus @ChicaIrwin I love reading about how nervous he was to talk to her when they first met ❤️.
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2 years
@senya_stormborn They looked ethereal with an otherworldly beauty.
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8 months
@yellowdalias I think it’s funny that he was actually trying but he was failing.
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2 years
@LustForCarey I feel like Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus were the last generation of true pop stars. They were in shopping malls, county fairs, doing radio station tours, the works to get their names out there and gain experience. I feel like it added a lot to their artistry.
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2 years
@girIrising I understand some tweaks here and there but I hate how people are changing their entire appearance like this. I couldn’t imagine deciding I don’t want to look like the rest of my family and how that would make them feel.
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2 years
@Swintonlad3 @CalltoActivism She did! When the cake for Prince William and Catherine’s wedding was made, a door had to be taken off the castle to get the cake out. The Queen reportedly said to the cake maker “I hear you’re dismantling my house.” 😂😭.
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@anacaulfield I would love to see Kylie in a real show, I just know sis would GIVE IT.
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@Lilphoswift I just want a man as dedicated to me as he was to her.
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@prettycritical Right? And most of them would have no career damage. If Leonardo DiCaprio signed it, his career would be fine.
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3 years
@saintdoII Right like if I couldn’t find a designer who could do the theme I would make the outfit myself.
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3 years
@kav_khanna @VictoriasSecret Exactly! My problem never was with the angels themselves but how the brand wasn’t inclusive and the pressure put on the girls to be as skinny as possible to where many of them had health problems.
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2 years
@sexyslay4eva @BabiesArt_ Kylie has some phenomenal editorial work. I swear she’s watched every episode of ANTM.
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@slysteven1337 @midsommar_stan Viserys with everyone at that wedding.
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@heyheedie We all know damn well he can’t run that fast.
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@xicanikkei @notgwendalupe I always have hated how the media portrayed her.
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1 year
@HausOfBitchs That last great VMA performance.
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3 years
@f_bianprado Unfortunately that’s what happens when the rest of the family is talentless and is desperate for the success she has had. I’m sad for Britney, she deserves a real, loving family.
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@westerosies I never thought he’d be a fashion boy but here we are.
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@classiclits I named my cat after her ❤️
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3 years
@filmsexuals She is a bad bitch.
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2 years
@mking560 @notgwendalupe Yeah and to promote her clothing line at Walmart. Then the bong incident happened and she lost the Walmart deal.
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2 years
@DailyLoud He’s not hurting anyone or breaking any laws.
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2 years
@__enterprise__ @tammythrillz_ @PopCrave That’s my whole problem with it and a lot of nepo babies not actually being good or putting in the effort. I adore the Hadids bc they put in the effort to become great at what they do, while acknowledging their privilege and they had a leg up.
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4 years
@caaat___ @Isthatamara I think they were just desperate for a consistent pay check, so I can’t really blame them.
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@lestat_thinker @tyleroakley I agreed when Sydney Sweeney said “they don’t pay actors like they used too” unless you’re A++ list.
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2 years
@MUGLERMIND I’ve never heard a story of Bella being mean or rude, now Kendall on the other hand
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2 years
@shivscunt I get why some actors stick with certain roles but I love when an actor really steps out of their comfort zone and shows their range.
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2 years
@mom_4hire @notgwendalupe I remember being obsessed with her and thinking she was the coolest person ever. Now it seems like she’s a shell of who she used to be.
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@blairsmani That dick must be really good.
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2 years
@itgirlenergy I wish her nothing but the best but my god she needs a new stylist
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2 years
@H3artlock @yourbaldmother @cafewindows One of Naomi’s first Vogue covers she literally looked grey. I remember she did an interview where she said she cried when she saw the cover because of how bad the make up artist did.
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3 years
@auntieashh I’m so glad her kids are going to college and have no interest in being famous. I’m glad they didn’t feel pressured to be famous like their parents.
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2 years
@milatequilayt I thought everyone was gonna do that for Blonde.
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2 years
@churchofysl She’s the definition of an ig model. I think Kendall likes doing aesthetic photos that will be reblogged and reposted rather than actual ads.
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2 years
@FlLLEFATALE Tabi boots are ugly and so are those clear heels the Kardashians wear. I adore Bella but her street style is kind of a mess.
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4 years
@fillesdouces He is the ultimate hype man.
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@arrtnem @REDSEASHAWTY I think influencers is gonna die out and we will be back to real celebrities in the next 10 years. As much as people don’t like an out of touch celebrity, they don’t like no personality, out of touch, over consumption, untalented influencers more.
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4 years
@sweetmixerland @PopCrave I wish they were bigger in the US, they are great.
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2 years
@itgirlenergy I’m glad she’s sober, she looks healthier.
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@girIsonfiIm the baddest bitch on this show.
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@_theblackbride Sometimes I think about how Alicent wore Targaryen colors after she married Viserys but as soon as Rhaenyra lied to her, she only wore Hightower colors.
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@poemsofsummer @maisonaries I swear she has watched every episode of ANTM and I think she is just naturally good at it.
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2 years
@Beatrice78S @jasonsproblems I think her Oscar was well deserved.
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4 years
@saintvenchy Nate deserves better than Serena imo.
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2 years
@mazzypopstar Why do people even think this is okay?.
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@marlasversion @vigilantayonce A lot of swiftness read WAY too much into the lyrics as well and take everything literally.
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@bigfishalexo @heymaevebaby Oh my god yes, Alicent lost any right to honesty when she started seeing Viserys behind Rhaenyras back.
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2 years
@yourbaldmother I still can’t believe she wasn’t one of the Big Six, she was on every runway and in tons of campaigns.
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@BritneyHiatus Good, he was relentlessly cruel publicly towards her.
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2 years
@mattxiv If a generation of us can survive the gorilla episode of SpongeBob, I’m sure kids these days will be just fine after watching this.
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5 years
@JackieTalkNerdy @notrachel @Buenisi_Ma @sweetfructose The fact that Jon and Daenarys were the two most powerful people in Westeros only to have the crappiest endings.
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5 years
@hschalamt I can’t tell if she honestly cares about the movement or if it’s just to make her look woke.
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4 years
@dragonsbIood @people As a fellow Kentuckian I can agree and attest that this state is one of the most close minded and hypocritical states in the country. Sadly, many people are in poverty and try to blame everyone else for their problems.
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@phototherapy318 @criticalcivics @iamchanteezy That’s what a lot of them do. They find questions online with a lot of big words and think it’s a solid argument when most of the time it’s not. I have a degree in politics and it’s exhausting arguing with Facebook politicians; they just yell and talk over people.
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@ThrowbackTaylor I really want a version of Taylor singing the whole song.
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@frenchmarlboro I think it’s cute they got married in her home country.
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5 years
@conansfumero I was very ignorant about a lot of issues until I had access to social media and the internet, I feel like a lot of people are though. However, unlike some people I learned and changed my views once I became more educated. 💗.
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@swifferwins unintentional manifestation
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2 years
@ouiitsbellarose @FlLLEFATALE I respect Japanese history and culture, I just think the shoes are ugly. You can understand and respect something and not like it. It’s just my opinion.
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@targrealness Alicent was MARRIED TO VISERYS when Rhaenyra slept with Criston. So sis can chill tf out, she couldn’t have slept with him even if she wanted to.
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2 years
@lmaobishwtf @astelofthedark I agree. Nobody does mall or radio station tours anymore, that used to add to people artistry so much.
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3 years
@outXOftime Some of y’all cannot accept the fact that Britney is an absolute trailblazer is music, videography, and performances. She went through actual hell and still served when she was given any creative control.
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@lohanisgod And she became as famous and successful as she is without social media.
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@heartstationn Well I can say from first hand experience, it portrays living in poverty, very very well.
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