@MikePMoffatt Christ we’re really just fucking this up on every front, aren’t we?

@TheChaosWeeber Their parents probably shouldn’t have made it illegal to build houses in 1992, eh? I’m rent controlled but if I have to move and pay $2200 for a one bed I might join them in becoming the Joker.

@realdrewshirley @benryanwriter Not yet, anyways. We should really allow it to continue to mutate freely though, right? Just to find out whether we can get a more transmissible strain going? 🙄

@realdrewshirley @benryanwriter We just had a pandemic that killed millions and spread from China. Having deadly infectious diseases out there mutating in the wild in other countries threatens everyone, because diseases spread. They don’t stop at borders.

@LoquaciousLori Newsom’s pretty good too. Sorry, I know a bunch of Californians hate him but he can talk.

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@MemberHd @cf__200 @BGatesIsaPyscho Battlefield recovery, as well, if you can get armour on the thing

@travis_view Witches aren’t real bro

@RTunkku @cosine_distance @JDBrooks90 Oh thought that was his mouth

@cosine_distance @JDBrooks90 I think it’s primarily that a fig newton is a hilarious cookie for a little kid to love. For some reason I was bananas for fat free Italian salad dressing as a kid and would drench everything in it. My mum thought it was hilarious.

@AvonandsomerRob Well, rubble pile

@MetalSurfer @_MichaelBooth_ @elonmusk Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

@tuvya68 @DBOT30HZ @NoCapMediaa Yeah, like— isn’t that a Tesla? It’s recording

@chrispavlovski They fucking are allowed, and they do operate here. It’s juat a more regulated banking system, so most do so in a limited way or not at all. And before you bitch about the regulations— that’s why we didn’t have a massive subprime mortgage crisis. Banking Regulation!

@1deaman @travelingenes Well if you’re on snap: you’re poor. You still need vegetables and fruit. Otherwise: scurvy!

@1deaman @travelingenes You want poor kids to get scurvy? Cus this diet is how you get scurvy.

@ellenlynch @lxeagle17 Girl, you’re not comparing seeing 9/11 as a college kid to a year of forced homeschooling during high school, are you? The latter was worse, developmentally. Obviously.

@Timothy65724269 @TaylorRMarshall @NotaliaMateo You would be from Grand Prairie. Ignorant ass comments 😒

@InlandCaGuy @JosephPolitano Yeah we’re pretty fucked eh

@OnionBusted @the_urb @RossKneeDeep Let’s be real these people don’t have passports