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Omo bro anything wey concern make you hurt girls feelings even if it’s around 3am call me, I go put body for you 100, I know wetin I don see.
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Guys, send your girl 100k for her hair, nails and lashes this weekend. It’ll improve her mood, confidence and mental health to have them done.
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Don’t introduce a guy to a vibe you can’t maintain. Not cool.
I remember when I liked one guy, buying him random gifts, ill insist on paying for our foods, paid for his new tyres once.
Maybe he thought I was a rich babe cos why did this person ask me to pay his rent? 😭😭
I shock am. Aired dfkm🤣🤣 till now I never reply 😭 wdym rent?😩
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This obsession with princess treatment needs to stop, you’re not a princess. Relax.
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Your babe will tell you she’s going clubbing with her friends tonight. Tomorrow you’ll ask her how was it, she’ll reply “last night was a blur”. Last night is never clear, it’s always a blur 😂😂😂
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Funniest babes are the ones that repost cute TikTok couples on snap. Be living in a fantasy there, if you like don’t wake up.
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Stop faking indifference about Valentine’s Day. You know you want gifts and cute stuff so stop lying. You won’t get it but at least be disappointed with your chest.
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Sem. Must haves: anxiety, anger, daddy and attachment issues. Overthinks, hates men and loves being alone.
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Send that girl you like money for the long weekend and stop disturbing her with talk.
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She’s a 10 but she has her guard up because the idiot before me broke her heart and she has trust issues because she thinks every guy is the same but I just want to make her smile and I hope she will eventually open up to me so I can break her again.
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I don’t like it when someone just starts posting a new partner without explaining what happened to the previous partner. I was emotionally invested. I need closure please.
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Not all men, right? Yes that is right. But too many, you know? Way too many. There are too many men who get away with sexual violence, for all sorts of reasons
Not all men but too many, so until that stops, until that number plummets to near zero. I think it has to be all men.
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It’s either you migrate out of this hell or join the 1% by any means necessary if not you’ll just be saying it is well till you last breath. Things are never getting better.
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Start working out. It’s not about weight loss, it’s about your physical and mental health. Your heart needs to be exercised. 30 mins , high intensity workout, 3 days a week is great. Take care of yourself. Your health matters. You matter.
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You’ll explicitly tell women you’re a romantic, you just want your own person and they’ll say they understand and go ahead to try and talk you into being their sneaky link.
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Kunle Remi, Efe Iwara and Daniel Effiong right beside me in the club. Screens don’t do these guys justice. So yum.
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Shop 10 🙏🏽
So which restaurants can someone now go to eat with a decent budget and actual good food in Lagos ?
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So if you pick the wrong girl out of a group of friends, you can’t pick again ?
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If your lifestyle exceeds your income, it doesn’t matter how much money you make.
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Just proof read my guys break up essay to his ting. I shed tears on her behalf. Truly men are not good people, especially Yoruba men.
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There’s nothing that can take the pain away. But eventually, you’ll find a way to live with it. There will be nightmares. And everyday when you wake up, it’ll be the first thing you think about. Until one day it will be the second thing.
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I’m convinced people supporting Yetunde misrepresent facts regularly. In their CV, they have part of the team that worked on x. Meanwhile all they did was make print,photocopy and scan.
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The biggest love language would always lie in acts.
Not words, not nothing.
Especially going out of your convenience to do something for someone.
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Money is important in showing how much you love your significant other. Money is an important part of love. Money is an important expression of love. Let’s not play ourselves.
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Tech Cabal, Zikoko, StearsBusiness all doing amazing journalistic work. It’s surreal
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Life is so beautiful right now. Glory to God for all that has transpired and all that’ll continue to manifest.
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@chidi_esq
FW is a big company, there’s no way B&I lawyers regardless the practice group can say they didn’t know if FW was already a client or not. Tier 1 firms always advertise transactions, we all know FW legal counsel.
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Kobe’s helicopter ride, the Sunday of his death was a regular thing. No big deal about it. Just as we get up to work every morning or to the gym.
Someone you’re emotionally invested in can just go like the air we breathe out.
Forgive. Drop that grudge. Live a life of gratitude.
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It’s you, when all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me is you ❤️😭
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Let me ball you tonight. I’m angry. When I’m angry I don’t count money. 😂😂😂😂
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The way Lagosians go restaurant hopping, folks in the UK and US can’t even try it 😂. Fine dining for a reason, you go on special occasions not on random days
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“It is only shallow people who requires years to get rid of an emotion. A man who is a master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure”
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Babes will go on a date with a guy, take a video with the guy and caption it “Bumped into my fave 💜” 😂😂😂😂
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Remy Baggins really doing a lot for the culture. Doesn’t get enough praise and recognition.
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A king ! I stan unrepentantly.
🤣damn , I feel bad for the babe on white ! You can’t trust these niggas.
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Law babes are baddies. The problem is men try to colonize baddies. Baddies deserve more than one man. Respect that.
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“Don’t worry, it’ll be okay” There are times when it will be good to get that perspective, but there are other times when it’s really important to acknowledge that it’s not going to be okay unless you do something very different.
11 months into 2021. Most important lesson you’ve learnt this year?
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If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself
Happy International Women’s Day 🥳
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Friendship.
What’s really the key to a long healthy relationship? I’m genuinely asking
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200 dollars to the amazing woman who will achieve the monumental task of taking
@dotunonii
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When Uber starts offering helicopter rides in Lagos, you’ll be able to separate the boys from the men effortlessly.
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I don’t say this enough but this woman is really the love of my life. She is my conscience, my moral compass and my map for navigating life. She is my yellow. I am deeply, deeply grateful for her.
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To enjoy living and interacting with people, we must be in constant practice of forgiveness. Things don’t heal over time, things heal because we make a deliberate decision to let go.
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Please there’s a difference between an opinion and an informed opinion, ensure you’re informed before you speak and end up sounding uneducated.
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Facts. The freedom of being you without trying hard to be perfect, a soul to talk to and a mind to vibe with, occasional random thoughtful gifts, a real friend, the ability to walk away without feeling pressured or you’re hurting someone.
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Be your brothers keeper.
Carry another’s burden.
Be the reason why someone believes in the goodness of God.
Plant seeds of hope.
Today, be someone’s unsung hero.
Today, be greater by lifting another up.
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People need to leave the mixing of drinks to the professionals
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As for the guys Azul and don p night before, next day you need urgent 20k. Stop it pls
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There are only four loyal men in Lagos. I’m really grateful to God I can count myself as the last of a dying breed.
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There’s way too much money chasing too few start ups. Greatest time in history to start a company.
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Money isn’t everything, family and friends are more important. Sometimes it takes something not so happy to open your eyes and heart to see and know it. Thank God everyday for what you have.
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My colleague said she won’t be available today due to a personal emergency. Imagine my surprise seeing her having a self care day.
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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with living averagely if that’s where you find yourself. Forcing a lifestyle you can’t keep up with is what makes you mediocre clown.
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All men are trash tbh, some men are less trash than others but for a fact all are trash.
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Many of life’s failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Stand firm.
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If I talk 💀 2 refusals in 4 months
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This product is long overdue. Exciting times ahead 🚀
Imagine a future where the most difficult part of setting up in any African country is the decision to do so. We are building
@Norebase
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