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@JoJoFromJerz I'll trade you my Trump at Mount Rushmore for your Trump salutes a North Korean military officer.
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@J0hnnyXm4s @chick_in_kiev Well...they raided his house and shot up Fred Hampton to start the tradition. Pretty awful stuff...
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@DGComedy @Acyn Wait! So he's not the victim? He has certainly mastered right wing talking points at a young age.
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@AaronParnas @iamgabesanchez LOVE DOLLY...but I'll go with Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman
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@Angry_Staffer The former guy refused to turn in his personal phone, which most security experts say was tapped by every spy in the world. Never saw much fuss in the media about this huge security threat.
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@stonecold2050 Sniff and blow? Sounds like Donald and his girlfriend/daughter Ivanka in the green room before his rallies...
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@Acyn Doubling down on treason...how very Republican Party
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@Politidope @LibsInAmerica I hunger for more tax cuts for billionaires..... #MAGAMcSally
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@AdamParkhomenko Like most of us, Lev just called Devin's private cell phone # to chat about miscellaneous stuff. Sounds legit....
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@statnews I assume all the secrecy is to keep Trump's "I got shot street cred" in tact. Seems he probably got hit with something the bullet hit and kicked up. Piece of the teleprompter, stage, etc. No other reason to keep this stuff secret.
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Big 12...do we not see the opportunity handed to us?
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@NRA Stand and fight = replenish our slush fund, we hate to fly commercial
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@joncoopertweets I assume there is now a spot on the Trump campaign for him?
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@CBSNews Why the hell would they have invited her in the first place? Gross!
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@barstoolsports The best traditions start from spontaneous magic. This is planned mediocrity.
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@bblock29 @RonFilipkowski Or the folks who got shut out of Trump property rentals with a swipe of a pen, marking "C" for colored on applications to exclude them from consideration.
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@TrollPats If only the Phins could play UL Lafayette next week.
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@finneas I just wish I could have been there to toss them some paper towels...
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@ScottMStedman Holy Fuks! It’s all beginning to unPavel for Rudy.
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@patriottakes @TinaMarie_80s In related news, COVID 19, Polio and Measles forming a Super Pac.
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@RoArquette Unfortunately, I agree completely. There is just a devastating undertow to day-to-day life nowadays. Keep your chin up. It will get better.
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@erinleecarr @DailyTrix Ironically born the day Dan Haggerty died....
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@JulioCesrChavez Here comes another...assuming the convoy stays stationary and they can find someone to change his soiled adult diapers.
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@Acyn Check the Trump family's bank accounts. The money is still there. Obviously they want another grand grift on the way out the door. This is a fund raising segment by Laura.
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@MJMcKean So brilliant in MASH. Looking at her film and TV credits, she was working consistently from the early 60's till 2017. That kind of longevity is pretty special. RIP
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@CBSNews One armed teenager certain the world is conspiring against him.
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@ElieNYC I was disappointed she didn't run for Senate. Obviously, she's smarter than me....and I'm eternally grateful.
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@Stanimal032 @KirkHerbstreit When you are ranked #3 , a couple of spots ahead of Ohio State, win your game and get jumped by Ohio State, because you're TCU. There is a problem. Don't need the ESPN apologist crap!
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@BBrautigan @goldengateblond It's also the Tallahassee, FL chapter that Ted Bundy attacked in 1978. I think it's safe to say Matt Gaetz is the politician Ted Bundy long aspired to be.
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@PatrickMahomes The #1 WR is laughable as well. Yeah...this shit didn't age well.
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@SnarkyL This is wonderful! I'm "Anderson Cooper collected toddler faces for the ghost of Hugo Chavez." That works for me...
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@MeidasTouch Have had the pleasure of seeing a few POTUS motorcades and that looks damned Presidential!
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@ProjectLincoln I'm hungry for more billionaire tax cuts!
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@howardfineman Everyone’s favorite tough guy says he’d run into a school shooting in Parkland, FL, with or without a weapon....but he gets 5 bogus deferments from service in Vietnam, hides in a bunker from protesters and is afraid of ramps.
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@MaryLTrump That or hyperventilating.
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@ABC This is Trump’s America in a nutshell.
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@realTuckFrumper In a related story, Arizona dad does shitty job of raising his kids. Looks to blame others for his failings.
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@RexChapman @BenStiller The Accidental Tourist cast was so magically quirky. One of my favorite acting ensembles of all time. Hurt and Gina Davis (who won an Oscar for the role) were the focus, but all were just brilliant.
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@rudepundit Ship the MAGA's over on their Rascals and Hoverounds to fight the war.
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@patriottakes Another of Andrew's ex-girlfriends wanted to attend, but unfortunately her parents grounded her last week.
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@Super70sSports Up In Smoke...of course
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@MollyJongFast Having an abundance of baby formula on hand would harm their political performance.
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@mayaharris_ Don't think there could be a better summation of the Trump administration/campaign than to abandon a bunch of elderly people in the freezing cold after a super spreader event.
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@willsommer @JoeySalads They tossed Salads?
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@Super70sSports Those Maryland Terps UA special unis. Such a total turd of a concept.
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@MollyJongFast @RepThomasMassie @JohnKerry Barr will probably launch an investigation into Kerry getting a bachelor of arts in a science.
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@DrBiden Her brother isn't too shabby either. The product of two parents who prioritized education and the arts
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@ClayC1969 @JoshNBCNews He’s going to have a hilarious story for his fellow inmates.
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@RexChapman In the original black and white intro you can see the flags are at half-mast, as they shot it shortly after JFK's assassination.
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@GeorgeTakei The lack of interest makes it even more deliciously hilarious!
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@MollyJongFast Pillow Prom always lands on the third Tuesday in November.
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@KariLake I need it in a trading card format. Thanks in advance.....
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@BJacksonWrites @mtgreene Christianity as a marketing ploy? How Republican! Love how they treat the Christian faith as a buffet. Just pick and choose what you want and leave the rest.
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@thedailybeast While the rest of us demand an apology for the catholic sex crimes and cover ups.
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@bfugs22 @BostonSport24_7 @RexChapman Don’t confuse them with facts.
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@neal_katyal Shocked!.....oh wait they're above the law. Nevermind....
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@kylegriffin1 Did he hit his head or something?
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@carlosalazraqui @RealBrittHughes @Alyssa_Milano Would showing up in an old El Camino with cigarettes rolled up in her sleeve be more authentic and save more children? Seems superficiality may be more of a @RealBrittHughes thing.
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@ThatEricAlper A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn
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@DeeTwoCents @MSNBC @cnnbrk @ABC @NBCNews @CBSNews Nice turnout in Tampa on a beautiful evening.
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@AmandiOnAir @KellyannePolls Telling us what we already know is not heroic. Doing something to help the situation improve is worthy of praise.
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@tobymorton @MeidasTouch @laurenboebert In her defense...there is a shit ton of mileage on Lauren Boebert.
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@DGComedy I wish I could have been there to toss them some paper towels...
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@Acyn Love to watch Dr. Hill choke out Laura.
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@anita1956 @Noid68 A star is born! That kid is dynamite!
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@JeremySWallace Bought my t-shirt to remember this magical night
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@AmandiOnAir We should be so lucky
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@CaRead99 @alan_gable @eyokley @kanyewest @RobRogersBG @jaredkushner Jared’s participation in the primary reason it will fail completely.
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@Stop_Trump20 His adult diaper reached the tipping point.
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@vneusfly Twitter tossed Salads....
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@ThatEricAlper Great tune on perhaps the worst album I ever owned...
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@AngrierWHStaff Might want to make it snappy?
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@Super70sSports Miracle on Ice...US vs. Soviets
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@RexChapman Verizon really is amazing! Who knew Hell would be on the service map?
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@barstoolsports Had this been a Super Bowl, Tarkenton would have obviously missed the dude's head with his throw.
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@sarahcpr If you move the target around enough, you'll always get a bullseye.
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@JoJoFromJerz What athlete wouldn't trust Gym Jordan...wait...ummm...nevermind....
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@Sulliview @ColMorrisDavis It is a bit odd when you get more face time with a press secretary through DUI mugshots than actual press conferences.
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@revrrlewis Perfection Carol.. fucking perfection!
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@DGComedy Remember after the Parkland shooting Trump was saying he would have run into the school, unarmed, to confront the shooter?
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@cbouzy Not to mention alienation of the most loyal and consistent voting block, black women, if they pass over Kamala.
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Trump and his minions attacking Greta Thunberg on the heels of their faux outrage over Professor Karlan’s harmless mention of Barron Trump? They obviously have a double standard for everything and no shame in using them. Always the victimizers, masquerading as the victimized.
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@luvthemats @Super70sSports I just remember how revolutionary the pass game was on the green version. GAME CHANGER!
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@thehill Just when the prison cook was getting good at organic food preparation.
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@Acyn America's inmate
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@stuartpstevens @gtconway3d Quick, he’s trying to scan Army communications in order to black out the equipment. Give him a shove, I’ll bet he falls faster than he’s pushed.
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@BBCWorld I blinked once when a photo was taken. You have too.
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@PattyArquette I'm a news junkie...who can't watch the news anymore. Still plugged in, just beaten up all to hell.
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@JustinMcElroy That's why we watched religiously! In that era it was sharper and more fun than SNL.
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@RonFilipkowski So glad they had time to slip away from Dealey Plaza where they await the triumphant return of John F. Kennedy....
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@TMZ Soon, she will be a force to be reckoned with
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@JohnFugelsang @SteveWCarlson @TomiLahren Might want to get on with your day. He’s gonna be awhile…
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@richardmarx Christianity seems to provide some of the worst people a social circle and an unearned sense of decency and righteousness. These wing nut Christians don’t represent anything that Jesus stood for or taught.
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@CousinOzzie @JoyAnnReid Most of my memorable moments have included a high quality dinner roll.
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@NotHoodlum With those darkening lips, he likely won't match his photo ID either. Sorry...maybe Moscow will be more fair to him?
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