LamesJankford
@LamesLankford
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@mandalynns23
An easy way of saying a child rape victim should be forced to carry their rapists pregnancy to term against their will.
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@DaLastReal1
@icecube
When the right gets what they want the economy goes to shit and 210,000 Americans die.
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@DevinCow
I passed it on the first go round and my wife and I had a baby in the middle of bar prep.
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@NixonandIke
@nytimes
Fact check - Trump has already had multiple cases dismissed by multiple judges in multiple jurisdictions
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@msully0445
@DinosaurTruther
@nytimes
Uh, no. They weren’t. If they weren’t sexualizing children, there would be no need to edit the pictures. They’re kids. Not sexual objects.
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@gtbynum
Where will you be next Friday, Mayor? Celebrating Juneteenth or attending a hate rally with our racist governor? Where will you be?
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@Zoid02
@MatthewPMcNees
@washingtonpost
God destroyed sodom because of pride. Don’t twist the word of God to support your prejudices.
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@delinthecity_
@SenMullin
I think the guy putting supreme in his car is out of touch with the American people.
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@NunesAlt
@DevinCow
I’m trying to get
@icecube
and
@DanRather
to come to Tulsa’s Juneteenth celebration by tweeting at them, in turn pissing off Trump. Hook me up with a retweet?
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@PThoughtsx2
@washingtonpost
It’s funny when people think the guy with the most criminal indictments in a single administration ever, more than four times that of the Nixon administration, isn’t the corrupt one.
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@CowboyFL2
Lolz people actually want to see Garth Brooks. Not so much for this guy. And he didn’t even need is daddy to make him famous.
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@GovStitt
Or, invest in the state, and resources for citizens, so Oklahoma isn’t ranked last in everything good
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@washingtonpost
Kinda hard to believe when Trump declared a state of emergency during his administration.
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@mommehK
I figured that the ponytail beard would have been enough to disqualify him from any employment that doesn’t include playing bass in a Lit tribute band.
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@RyanWaltersSupt
The idea that you present yourself as a Christian while being a racist, bigoted piece of shit is laughable.
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@GovStitt
@KassieMcClung
The governor also says Oklahoma is doing well with covid so his words are about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.
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@SenatorLankford
@SenatorMarshall
Taxpayer dollars shouldn’t go to churches that don’t pay taxes
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@Kat41150B
@middleageriot
I think it’s more that conservatives are just super triggered by a female ethnic minority in office.
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@VinSidious
@BravoKiloActual
@nytimes
Kyle Rittenhouse was one, proud boys murdering police in California is another, just to name a few.
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@john_worrall
@Blayofficial
@bentleyhaskins
Lol. Yeah, the plight of the white American male is toooooouggh
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@gtbynum
@TulsaCouncil
@cityoftulsagov
Just step aside and let someone with a spine be mayor, at least for the next week.
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@CJ_FightPD
@FireMarshalLee
Easy. This person is a bad person with a gun. He’s putting everyone in that store at risk of being shot and killed. That isn’t what good people do.
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@JimInhofe
Lol, when republicans give advice on the economy. If we need another recession, we’ll ask you guys what to do.
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@mmeisner
@DaLastReal1
@icecube
I think anyone else would have handled it better, like literally anyone else, republican or democrat, child or adult.
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@BoLoudon
Why do red states have the highest rates of Covid deaths and preventable Covid death?
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@CausbyRon
@deborahgist
He’s led us into a pretty shitty place. Dude spent two million tax payer dollars on a fake cure that he can’t do anything with. He isn’t teaching anyone anything.
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@kevinhinklejoyo
@davidmweissman
@realDonaldTrump
The per capita death rate in Florida is 90, while it’s around 60 in California. You have the fourth highest number of covid deaths in the country. That is not doing very well.
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@L_AZZZ
@madirae01
@byKateSmith
@ReproRights
Or like that time he drowned everyone in the world except like 9 people.
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@SenatorLankford
Interesting that you specifically single out a group of ethnic minority law makers. Definitely not a coincidence.
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@SenatorLankford
Kinda hard to believe you’re sincere with all that blood on your hands. Too late to backtrack. We know who you are.
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@mandalynns23
lol, the mental gymnastics you people have to do to justify being enormous pieces of shit is insane.
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@RadioBlank
@RBReich
That’s the correct impression. They’re completely self funded. They’re also required by law to fund retirement 75 years in advance, which isn’t required of any other entity.
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@BenZeisloft
Aw, fat lil been hiding in his car from a protestor. Must be that that biblical masculinity you all are always going on about.
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@washingtonpost
I think he should be limited to the treatments he himself has promoted. Start with injecting disinfectant. Go from there.
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@SenatorLankford
The winter storms showed us that reliance in oil and gas kills your constituents.
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@SenatorLankford
Interesting consider jobless claims dropped significantly. Almost like you’re making up shit that isn’t true.
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@William_E_Wolfe
No, it’s the extremism. We oppose religious extremism, regardless the deity that is used to justify it. You support Christian based extremism, and deem other non Christian forms of extremism as bad, while ignoring it from your own.
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@AndersonFrann
@gobluespokane
@Diamond_Dawgs99
@LCTRfan
@AriCohn
Private citizens can’t violate someone else’s constitutional rights. Only state actors can.
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@SenatorLankford
The fact that you call yourself a Christian while trying to suppress minority votes speaks volumes
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@RyanWaltersSupt
I would not allow someone that spends 90% of his waking time thinking about children’s genitals anywhere near my children.
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@Rat82797144
@JCNew82
@xshularx
The streets and sidewalks in gated communities are also considered public. It’s not like each resident owns the portion of sidewalk in front of their house as personal property.
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@SenatorLankford
@RogerMarshallMD
It shouldn’t help churches that don’t pay taxes. That would be what you think socialism is
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@jacobrosecrants
Defund public education with tax cuts and poor policies, then point to how poorly public education is doing. Almost like it was the goal all along.
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@danyell_lanier
Right next to a blue lives matter flag. What a surprise. Rural Oklahoma is still living in the 50s.
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@petermcadams
@deborahgist
There’s nothing controversial about trying to limit the number of dead Oklahomans.
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@RyanWaltersSupt
@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
That’s why you degrade our public education system. Trump relies on the uneducated morons, people with brains don’t vote for him.
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@RyanWaltersSupt
Why do people that think this way about the flag usually hate black people though?
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@SenatorLankford
Sure, let’s address the fact that Biden’s administration has added more jobs in the first 100 days than any administration in history.
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@SenatorLankford
@realDonaldTrump
Using your “faith” to disregard science while putting others at risk. Solid.
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@RepMullin
Don’t you support open carry. We knew passing it in Oklahoma would result in more dead police, yet our Republican law makers still passed it.
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@SenatorLankford
lol, Oklahoma republicans are actively stripping snap benefits from poor children and eliminating school meals
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@MagicCityBooks
@SenatorLankford
@JimInhofe
@stephaniebice
@TomColeOK04
@repkevinhern
@RepFrankLucas
@RepMullin
Pretty sure
@RepMullin
doesn’t know how to read
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@gtbynum
@TulsaCouncil
@cityoftulsagov
I guess they’re paying the cops extra for shooting rubber bullets at journalists.
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@SenMullin
Trump was the one that declared it a state of emergency. The idea that he stopped immigration is a joke.
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@KOCOChristine
@DisoRientedKat
@JimInhofe
@abbybroyles
@koconews
No, I will rely on the ignorance of rural Oklahomans who will continue to vote for anything with an R next to it, regardless of whether or not it’s in their interests.
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@SenatorLankford
If you cared about his legacy, you’d encourage Mitch to bring forward his voting rights acts. And probably stop supporting the party that continuously fights against equal voting rights for all Americans.
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My dude on the right (with the covid mullet) is 6 yrs old today.I’m not often sentimental on Twitter but being this kid’s dad is the fucking best.He’s way cooler than I ever could have expected and I’m grateful every day for it. Also I kept a kid alive for six years. kudos 2 me
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@CuomoPrimeTime
@ChrisCuomo
Interesting how both democrats he accused of doing the same were women of color. What. A. Surprise.
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