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My brother, I think I speak for everyone when I say that you need to leave this girl… for OUR sake.
Is it possible for a girl you’re in talking stage with to ask you for money to buy her friend a present?
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Some folks out here are working corporate jobs and doing promos at the same time but for some odd reason find it weird to see artists and sports players getting money in other ways than their talents.
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God really gave Pedi people looks, personality and humour?
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This song makes everything sound like it’s going to be okay.
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Can’t tell your friends because they’ll tell their partners. Can’t tell your partner because she’ll use it against you in the future. Can’t tell your parents because they’ll turn it into a lecture. Can’t tell your therapist because therapy is expensive. Just gotta raw dog it.
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Studies have shown that every 30 seconds a young person says eish, eh, Bathong, Yoh, hehbahn, kgane. We are definitely the most shocked if not stressed generation.
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The most beautiful women you’ll ever meet anywhere in the world are from Polokwane.
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CLEAN?? As in wash your hair and your baby in the same kitchen sink that you do your dishes clean?
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Me acting shocked when my mother catches me eating in my room
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You just named the worst public and private schools in Polokwane.
Polokwane is great for raising a family. Savanna mall for shopping. Your children will either go to Capricorn or Northern Academy .
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Can they act?
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This is why I only go out with cheaters.
Nothing beats going out with people who don’t post on IG
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Solo date ko Ten on Lane? Women really want us dead😭
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I Need all the samples to get cleared so we can officially get Friday Night Lights.
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You guys: don’t rush to announce anyone’s death.
Also you guys: announce who died and stop making us anxious.
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My shock is in the amount of people y’all were able to get to commit to a coordinated outing.
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In the CBD and I have to say that I LOVE Polokwane people. Definitely the greatest city in the world.
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After watching ‘The Mother’ I can conclude that JLo doesn’t have one bad movie.
‘Enough’ starring Jennifer Lopez was released 21 years ago today.
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Apply to make Botanical a voting station, make one side the voting side and host on the other side. The entrance should be an ID and a marked thumb.
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“O nyaka bokae?”
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Attempted hijacking in Flora Park. White Ranger with GP registration, stay alert!!!
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I think he’s so hilarious because he means everything he says.
Vince Staples top 2 funniest nigga in hip hop and I can’t tell you who funnier
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“You never check up on me.”
- someone who never checks up on you.
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I reiterate.
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What do coloureds do when they get hungry?
They Uber iets.
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So you can’t cook?
i can COOK neh but you see pap? that’s where i tap out🤣
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Getting into a new relationship while still in a relationship >>>>>>>
After getting out a relationship how long should you wait before jumping into another one?
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Seeing what people have to say about Dr. Sindi and DMX just further motivates me to be more intentional in the way I contribute to people’s lives and society as a whole.
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Martial and Rashford putting their feet to good use since they don’t want to play football anymore.
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So I must chase the girl even when she’s the one who wants me?
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There’s no way we’re losing against a defence led by Smalling😭
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Every relationship has a cheater, if you’re not cheating then I’ve got news for you.
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“This is not Sheshego High.”
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When I find the people who told Ch’cco not to trap on Piano
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And nobody is in more danger at that World Cup than Africans. Those cops are salivating over the blood of niggas already, imagine what they’re going to do when they get the uncut product.
FIFA is KNOWINGLY putting the lives of football spectators at risk by allowing the USA to host the World Cup given their rate of mass shootings. If it was any other country, they’d have revoked their hosting rights.
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Ende ke rena re loileng New Zealand.
Why is the Rugby world cup tour not going to provinces like Limpopo?
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Beyoncé isn’t even Top5 vocalists if we’re keeping it 8 more than 92.
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When I finally understood “yes I am Weezy but I ain’t asthmatic” 10 years later😭😭😭
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That’s why ba mela ditedu in their 20s.
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I think Nicki ruined me because I’m struggling to find anything iconic here.
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Monna ga balabale. Wa kwata a reka private jet.
Been at the airport since 7am , only to be told we can only fly back to SA tomorrow afternoon. What a fucking day.
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LET’S ROCK GUYS!
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But also, o wele🙏🏾
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I am totally against and have decided from now on to never spend a single cent in a woman. Utterly disgusted at this misrepresentation of our women and will work tirelessly to fight it.
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Sometimes you don’t want the actual person back, but how they made you feel.
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O ka se re tlogeli moyeng. Bareng?
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PLK women are too pretty for me to have *just one. Ke nyaka 7 colours kamoka.
One thing about PLK men? They will cheat.
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Me finding a quiet corner at groove to listen to my girl’s voice notes🥰
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Please don’t say It’s the
which ethnicity. black women.
I’m gonna tell you now for free, a certain ethnicity is not agreeing to a coffee date
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Say what you want, but the EFF is QUICK WITH IT😭
Hoerskool ben vorster kid being fetched nicely by EFF members in Tzaneen ❤️🥹
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If Kelvin Momo thinks I’m going to listen to one album for 2 hours, 53 minutes...he’s absolutely right.
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Who let Unc Steve go outside??😭😭😭
I just saw the craziest video of Steve Harvey😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 no ways😭😭😭😭😭 wtf is going on here??🤣🤣
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Maglera and Blxckie as soon as they met up with the beat.
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Letago Kgomoeswana is the Miss South Africa of Science.
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Frank Ocean literally makes the most perfect musics.
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Why do women think being psycho is cute? It’s not cute on nobody.
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Imma tell you this right now, if you woke up this morning, you winning.
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@ThatoMangwato
My thing is you’re cooking Mara basadi ba mbhora so I can’t support this out loud.
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Hi, my name is Lalo and I’m addicted to seeing young black women and men dominate all these industries.
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What’s rude is not sending a message stating what the call was about.
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“Wet do you look 50 and you’re 24?” is the biggest clap back😭
quote with the funniest Reality tv show moment you’ve ever watched
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Great weather outside. Please ignore the R75m netball/softball stadium in the back that was supposed to be finished by June 2022 but isn’t half way done. Let’s actually just say it’s been completely abandoned but the weather? Fantastic.
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Ancharlene (Angelina) is also in that conversation.
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I hate this false narrative that Pedi men are stingy, we just want value for money. Spending 10K on bo Mma is easy, but spending 10K in the club makes no sense at all.
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Why do women hate broke men but don’t hate themselves?
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Some of y’all are working 2 jobs and overtime.
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This is an exact representation of how amapiano make your feel on the inside😭
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Even only understanding English and Afrikaans doesn’t make sense in a country that has 11 official languages.
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We need more threads like this, showing the happy side of marriage.
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My disconnection to God literally breaks my connection to everything else.
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Interviewers these days ask “do you have a reliable mode of transport” which essentially means ‘do you own a car’ like a taxi breaking down is any different from your own personal car breaking down. They’re finding new ways to exclude black professionals.
Took my son for job interviews yesterday at Rivonia.
This young lady who came two hours late because the taxi had a mechanical problem. She was not allowed to write the assessment.
Seeing her crying while leaving the premises broke my heart 💔 I cried 🥲😭
Unemployment 💔no man💔
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“Seems like I always fall short of being worthy. Cause I ain’t good enough,but he still loves me.”
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And just because they don’t forgive you, it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t forgive yourself.
im learning that just because you're sorry, doesn't mean they have to forgive you. ☹️
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