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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 months
Watin these kids promise God from heaven wey make am send them go ronaldo side???
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2 months
🏅💛 Cristiano Ronaldo received the Gold Play Button from YouTube for surpassing 1 million subscribers and showed it to his children, who were overjoyed to see it... What a wholesome moment. 🤩♥️
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
God i am not even asking for this much. I just wan dey chop 3x daily in my 2 bedroom rented apartment with AC and ps 5.
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Dehkunle Of Africa 🐐
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France 🇫🇷 to Monaco 🇲🇨 for brunch
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 years
Davido will never make the mistake of releasing album same time wizkid does again...
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 years
2pac died in 1996; bro see drip and his pictures looks like they were snapped yesterday..
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
Once you get your own apartment confidence go dey to date any babe.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
I just rent house i go dey buy chair and wardrobe, now i wish i can swap them for PlayStation and soundbar. loneliness don almost kill me na everytime i dey beat meat 💔💔.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 months
Just bring. Tall or short, dark or yellow skin as far she’s not FAT.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
When you see Some lifestyle you go just know say na one soft update the person dey chop lowkey.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
Bro even If person no go make heaven after chopping dis kind life you no loose..
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Dehkunle Of Africa 🐐
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France 🇫🇷 to Monaco 🇲🇨 for brunch
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
The moment you start living in your guy’s apartment for the main time, you loose every bit of self esteem you have.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
Bro a lot of life dey wey i never chop, I never even do boat cruise before.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 years
@Dblackoctopus @Princemudi_ Make pikin no go swallow earring…
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
You go toast babe today within 2 weeks una don dey fuck 😂😅.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
I go surely cheat when i marry sha, but Watin I no fit do is maltreat my wife.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 years
"Oh, you like wizkid too" ??..
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 Dribble is dribble bro, There’s no such stats as “tricks dribbling” so wtf you saying? And from 2007-2009 (peak ronaldo at man utd) messi was a better dribbler than him…
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
Quick question: We that don’t have money what plan did God have for us??
@oku_yungx
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4 months
Omo na dollars dem dey rain like this? 🔥🔥🔥
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
I think i should settle for less now before i meet the right one… konji wan kill me dawg 💔
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
Boys do y’all barb every week or 2weeks?
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 months
When u buy the bead and u need a guy to test it on i am available for free… No carry my work go outside 🙏.
@dammiedammie35
Oyindamola🙄
2 months
Na this kain waist bead una dey call normal ?😂😂
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2 years
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 months
Spoiled brat. Come do factory work for Oshodi if you won’t commit suicide.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 months
🚨⚠️ Bernardo Silva: “The schedule is completely crazy. We've just received the news that we only have one day off for the English League Cup game”. "We’ll probably play every three days for months. It's been absolutely absurd”. “In the Champions League, if you don't qualify
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 months
Na one lucky bastard go dey chop this one work like this 🥲
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bigbird✰
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TikTok women are very creative
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 More dribbles isn’t the thing, successful dribbles = better dribbler and Messi has more successful dribbles than Ronaldo during 2007-2009…
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
If you jam clean babe to eat her snail go dey hungry you.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 We won’t open our eyes down and let y’all fly lies around…
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
Big 2024 neeghas still believe in soap juju shits. When popo burst hushpuppi na tools full him aparte why dem no see soaps??
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@b1gst3pper
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idk why n!gg @s be so happy when it’s time to tell you your babe is cheating.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 years
Before you say make Dem cut soap for you, shey u fit baf am for here? Igbariam | Channels TV | Tutu | Nigerian Airforce | IPOB | Benue | Aiye | Sunday igboho
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
If you’re not a serial meat beater you are a chronic gambler. Either ways nobody normal for this country 😂
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
Dating a broke babe is hard man, Their problem no dey finish.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 The stats here shows messi was a better dribbler than Ronaldo at man utd, contrary to your topic…
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 years
@BankyW Need an instant follower? Follow me and be followed back in a seconds 💯 % sure
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
I don align with this babe again because of konji 💔
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 Funny that you are even counting Messi’s debut season where he played 75mins in total lmao… If Ronaldo was truly a better dribbler than messi at man utd he would definitely have a better dribble success during his peak seasons 2007-2009 than messi..
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
Man the pressure under 25 neeghas still living in their parent’s house face is underrated.
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3 years
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
After bombing make i con do my thing before sleep.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
You go return am or not depends on your level of suffering in life.
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
4 months
Crypto trader accidentally sent a Nigerian giveaway winner $14,000 (100 SOL) instead of $100 and he refunded it!
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
Every guy knew a talented footballer from their neighborhood who they were certain would have made it to a top European club if they were born in Europe.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 months
God no get favorites keh?
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
3 months
Lamine Yamal enjoying a well-deserved vacation in Greece. 🌊🇬🇷
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Ahmed
3 years
Nobody: USA when they hear #MIL tour ticket is on sale....
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
Yeeeeeeee!!! 67 BTC.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
2 months
I stopped furnishing my house since March. Asin money wey i take dey furnish house before no reach me chop again 💔.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
E get one fine babe wey neeghas never discover for this twitter. She dey always post pics/videos but she gets few likes. I know say she go soon blow.
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3 years
@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️❤️
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️❤️
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4 years
@bright___r @davido Need an instant follower? Follow me and be followed back in a seconds 💯 % sure
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️❤️
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️❤️
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Ahmed
3 months
Am i the only one that wouldn’t have problem if my girlfriend leaves me for a rich guy? Like i will even wish her well.
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Ahmed
3 months
💔I don tire dawg.. It’s about time we need that trenches album from balloranking so bad.
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 years
@SMiTHiE___ @VivianRora @DONJAZZY She forgot to include lashes numbers of "gbola" she's been collecting that worth the car..
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 months
You just know he’s living every moment of the life he dreamt of as a kid.
@Dehkunle
Dehkunle Of Africa 🐐
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I touched UCL trophy before Arsenal 😂
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@MrHandsome_x ❤️❤️
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Ahmed
3 months
Omor! Na rich people dey use Airtel o. 30 mins on Twitter and i don dey see 500mb remaining.
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Ahmed
2 years
@NwudeChibuike4 @Ziyechman Which of the Nigerian govt went back to being poor?
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3 years
@Mashiane_SA ❤️❤️😟
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Ahmed
2 months
Girl wey u just wan dey use cure konji does she have to be your spec?
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Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 Your point stands but it’s just very ridiculous and not making any sense if you’re comparing seasons when someone is trying to make a breakthrough to someone who’s already playing every week… And the stats is not per 90mins..
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Ahmed
2 years
@PoojaMedia Yes! track record is key and it took us back to lekki toll gate massacre… No track record is bigger than taking human lives…
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Ahmed
3 years
@SsonofMan @Letter_to_Jack Meanwhile those that sang ballon dor were Grammy winners..
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Ahmed
3 months
Do you know how bad things must have been in this country for Hausas to willingly protest on their own, disobeying their kings and sheiks order not to protest? Interesting days ahead.
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Ahmed
3 months
I use shayo bomb yesterday i catch client. Be like ordinary eye no fit bomb again. (Lyrics)
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Ahmed
3 months
I never win giveaway or anything free for my life. If we be 2 wey remain dem no go still pick me 💔💔
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️❤️
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Ahmed
3 months
Omor! na rich people full here o. Una don go sleep, see as community dry.
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Ahmed
4 years
@EWAWUNMIII @davido Need an instant follower? Follow me and be followed back in a seconds 💯 % sure
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Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 The reason for your point cannot be reasonable.. 04-05 messi played Just 75mins laliga games in total, Ronaldo dat time had played 29 EPL games… 2005 messi played 912 mins in total while Ronaldo had played 33 games.. You see one of them is already established..
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 years
@CruzEleniyan @davido Need an instant follower? Follow me and be followed back in a seconds 💯 % sure
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Ahmed
1 year
@HaroldCuntPal Move on bruv, you’re not a saint.. you’ve probably done worse..
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Ahmed
2 years
@Dammylee_ @SavvyRinu @Princemoye1 At this moment he knew he fucked up…
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Ahmed
3 years
@iam_rhapsody1 @Oloyedey4u Looking for an instant follower? Follow me and I follow back ASAP 🔥 💯 💯 💯 💯
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
1 year
@Derah91 Your comparison is off point.. I am talking of a normal scenario where every young players don’t start making waves in their debut season, you’re comparing it to haaland and aubameyang. It’s like you arguing in the future saying saka is a better dribbler than ganarcho in 2023 😂
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
4 years
@lumiquan1 @davido Need an instant follower? Follow me and be followed back in a seconds 💯 % sure
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Ahmed
3 months
But bro if all these ritual shits are real why yankee no dey run am?
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@ZrCellular ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@prayforjoy007 @JaynaijaBlog @Tife_fabunmi @Mbahdeyforyou @Alex_Houseof308 @NotJustSalmanPR @waxzyy_ @_VALKlNG Bro that man too like money.. I remember one film i watch like that baba sell his glory for 50m…😂 he gave his family 5million each and said he doesn’t want to see them again… I have watched about four of his film that he acted similar character…
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@Oloyedey4u ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Looking for an instant follower? Follow me and I follow back ASAP 🔥
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Ahmed
3 years
@Tife_fabunmi seek basic knowledge and stop clowning, you've turned a clown all because of giveaway...
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Ahmed
2 years
@Sakkanel @Naija_PR We plenty for house wey we no even jointl the rally, na Election Day most of us dey wait for..
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Ahmed
3 years
@MerlinUnited Sack culture that won Chelsea the champions league recently?
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Ahmed
3 years
@loadedgistsblog @Oloyedey4u Looking for an instant follower? Follow me and I follow back ASAP 🔥 💯 💯 💯 💯
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2 years
@TheyCalIMeCoach @Rap You wanna get killed by “mistake”?
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@dotmanly @wizkidayo Need an instant follower? Follow me and be followed back in a seconds 💯 % sure
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Ahmed
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@thomastimsytom @wizkidayo Need an instant follower? Follow me and be followed back in a seconds 💯 % sure
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@Lahmeda_
Ahmed
3 years
@stanleyonuajah @aproko_doctor 2hrs traffic is when there's public holiday, Monday morning on a normal working day, From sango to oshodi expect minimum of 3hrs traffic... That's one of the most busiest route in Lagos plus bad road....
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@Lahmeda_
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@campdan4you This is the kind of thing someone would say that’s worth dragging his entire generation & send threats to. Not dragging someone for being objective about soup
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