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Ten hag has turned up as Heisenberg 💀
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"That win was for Palestine" - José Mourinho after his side's win vs Spurs in Israel. 👏
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Rashford is 28 next year.
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Even Ronaldo's son knows 💀
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They signed Haaland's replacement, an hour after selling him 💀 Meanwhile, we waited 12 years to replace Ronaldo... with Ronaldo.
@BVB
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✍️ Adeyemi unterschreibt bis 2027 Der #BVB hat Offensivakteur Karim #Adeyemi verpflichtet. Der 20-Jährige absolvierte heute in Dortmund den Medizincheck und unterschrieb am späten Nachmittag einen bis 30. Juni 2027 gültigen Vertrag. Alle Infos 👉
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@HaroldCuntPal
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2 weeks ago.
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@UtdHenry
Henry.
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Manager has to go. Not good enough and he’s picked those players. Getting very silly now.
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What about Maguire?
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🚨 Alejandro Garnacho could now face a charge from the FA for his post last night, which has now been deleted, as it is likely to be deemed an ‘aggravated breach’ of its rules on social media behaviour. #MUFC [ @MetroUK ]
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Marcus Rashfood. Get that head of yours up immediately and start passing ♥️
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His phone call with Ole:
@utdreport
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Rangnick: "I had a long telephone call with Joel Glazer for half an hour. I also spoke with Ole for almost two hours on Sunday, he was very generous, gave me his insight on the team." #mulive
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"Penalty to Argentina" - 2026
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I just don’t see how MLS is better than Barca or Saudi wtf have Miami offered him
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What a sight 😍
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That penalty save means Dean Henderson has broken a 14 year old PL record. Don't belive me? Google "Dean Henderson 14 year old"
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Where De Gea was for the goal vs where Dean Henderson would've been!!1
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Christian Eriksen, back in the game.
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The ONLY Man United Manager post or 10 years pre Sir Alex to fail to win a trophy.
The ONLY Man United Manager post Sir Alex to finish in the UCL spot for two consecutive seasons.
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Terminate both their contracts with immediate effect @ManUtd
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I stand with Eric Bailly.
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@HaroldCuntPal
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You wouldn't get it
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@blkdior
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This generations obsession with 2016 needs to be studied
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Luke Shaw getting absolutely ragdolled by Sterling in England training 😭💀 #OleOut
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Gonna be class when police find out the Maguire b0mb threat email came from his own IP address.
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Guess which one is Manchester United manager. #OleOut
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Shouldn't be allowed to pull on a United shirt ever again.
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Fair play to Rashford for this performance, after everything that has been said, this past week. Takes a lot of talent to be the worst player on the pitch vs Spurs.
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📸 - Nearly another Liverpool goal, luckily these top reds with their Maguire flag prevented it from going in!
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He's the goat 😭😭😭😭
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2 and a half years on and @KarlaHilton1 was proven to be right. Every single word. Spot on. #OleOut
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Yeah, he's gone. #OleOut
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Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Sack Ole tonight and give Zidane the keys. #OleOut
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Why isn't Gary Glazer Neville on Sky begging for Nuno to be given 3 years, £500m and blaming Harry Kane for not scoring? #OleOut
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Keep Mason Greenwood far away from United.
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This goes harder.
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@HardManUtdPics
Man United Pictures That Go Hard
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Tic tac 🇳🇱 #OleOut
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They caught Gary Glazer Neville out😭😭 #OleOut
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Who's gonna tell him he's been at United longer and most are EL goals 💀
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He's hoping Tuchel can put in a good word for him at Mainz.
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??
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@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
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Inside #MUFC ’s final dressing room! ❤️🔴
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Ten Hag said we've got good players, but only named Ronaldo.
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🚨 - Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest is delayed by 30 minutes! The fans are struggling to enter the stadium. Robbie from AFTV is stuck in the turnstiles.
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Gary Neville with another miss. Harry Kane with another ghost sesh. Ronaldo with another hattrick. Can't say I'm surprised 🐐🇵🇹
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Glazer United struggling to find a short-term replacement for Ole? Bring Roy in until the summer and get Amazon to film it all. Would be golden. #OleOut
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@GetafeCF @masongreenwood 👋🏻 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗔, 𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦! 🫶 @masongreenwood 💙
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Fair play to that Everton kid 😭
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3yrs ago yet Paul Merson is still spot on about Harry Maguire to this day 👍
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Rashford has 1 goal since Greenwood was rearrested. Lock him up too.
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Need a new defender @Everton ? For you my friend, £20m.
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@hardestgeezer Wear a Mason Greenwood top and you'll be fine pal
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United PL form: Norwich PL form: 1 W 1 W 1 D 2 D 3 L 2 L Sack Ole now. #OleOut
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Build him a statue outside Old Trafford.
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We know. #OleOut
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@JanAageFjortoft
Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴
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@mancunianbrief True! Both van Gaal and Mourinho were winners
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Rashford booed off. Lovely.
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United and LUHG legend. #OleOut
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"The language barrier is a problem with Zidane to United." - 6 French speaking players in the squad - 5 Spanish speakers - 4 Italian speakers (potentially 6) It won't be a problem. #OleOut
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If Burnley need a manager to win 2 games in 8, Rangnick's their guy.
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They're so weird
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Anyone seen those new traffic lights they've installed, around Manchester??
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Just 3 weeks ago, Ole was sacked. Now we're bring in Jesse Marsch, who's a better manager than him, as an assistant. Crazy.
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Dean Henderson using his xSweepsOutsideTheBox to save a penalty:
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Qatar aren't coming to United to take part. They're here to take over. 🇶🇦
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I have a dream... (The dream is to see him relegated again)
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do you know how hard i prayed for Ole to leave my club at the mosque today? tears were running down my cheeks, the imam had to check on me and see if i was alright #OleOut
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You know what that means.
@BSchweinsteiger
Bastian Schweinsteiger
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New Season, New Opportunities 💪🏼 All the best for 2022/23, @ManUtd 👏🏼
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Dan James is gonna have a relegation on his CV
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Premier League hat tricks: Haaland 7 Rashford 0 Just the 7 extra years in the PL for Rashford too.
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Gary Glazer Neville trying not to say Ole should be sacked: #OleOut
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Christ.
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The levels. #OleOut
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10 hag or bust at this point. #OleOut
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Not a single goal contribution for Bruno Fernandes since signing his new contract btw.
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@UnitedsUpdate
United Update
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Jesse Marsch, who was sacked as RB Leipzig manager at the weekend, is another contender for a place on Ralf Rangnick’s backroom staff. [Times] #MUFC
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You're quiet tonight pal @JoeMaguire8
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🚨EXCL: Everton have been in contact with Ole Glazer Solskjaer, ever since he was sacked by Man Utd, nearly a month ago. He is keen to stay in the area and would be willing to take the role on an initial interim basis. [ @TFWriter ]
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Nice to see all the trophyless bottlers stick together ❤
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No player deserves abuse. We stand with you, @HarryMaguire93 . 💙
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If you hate him so much, why'd you keep copying his haircuts?
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Lianne Sanderson
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He’s making a mockery of our club. Can’t wait for him to leave. The worst Man United team ever in my lifetime. Fans pay good money to see these players week in,week out. 9 times out of 10 this season they are walking on the pitch. But want to dance off it? Makes me sick. #mufc
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Commentator just called McTominay "the young Scotland international" He's 27 next year.
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@ManUtd @antony00 Can't wait for his debut!
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Man Utd's future is sorted. One of the reasons I want Louis van Gaal.
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Jamie Carragher ladies and gentlemen 👏 Has higher standards for Manchester United, than so-called club legend, Gary Glazer Neville. #OleOut
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Reminder that Ole got demolished 0-5 at home to our biggest rivals and still has his job. It's surreal. #OleOut
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Wait, Mourinho won the CL, EL and UCL, all in his first attempt? Incredible.
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SACK OLE NOW AND CALL ZIDANE #OleOut
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"You cannot put pressure on me, no chance. No chance." 🐐🇵🇹
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They don't deserve to be at United.
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Pull the trigger @GNev2
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@SalfordCityFC
Salford City FC
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⏱️| FULL TIME Salford exit the FA Cup in the second round after Kellerman doubled The Spirites lead late on. Salford 0-2 Chesterfield #WeAreSalford 🦁🔴
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Christian Eriksen can play the balls that Bruno always tries to and fails.
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De Ligt about to be run out of Italy? Reunite them.
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"I don't know Dimitar and Dimitar doesn't know me. He probably doesn’t have a right to criticise my management style and I won’t change. That’s definite. He took my place on the all time PL scorers list and that’s probably all he’s going to take from me as well." #OleOut
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@UtdXclusive
UtdXclusive
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🗣 - Berbatov: “Solskjaer is not the right man for #mufc .” [MEN]
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Hope this helps.
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Can't say "he's finally scoring" so to gas up £200k per week striker and Manchester United's #10 they're resorting to celebrating smiles. Embarrassing.
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Might as well drop this on Ole's head now. Saving the masterpiece for the official statement though 👍 #OleOut
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4 points from 18. 30% possession at home. 1 shot on target all game, which came in the 94th min. He's making a mockery of this club ever single day he's in the job. Sack him tonight. #OleOut
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Come get "your" number 20 and parking space back mate @olegs26_ole
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Meanwhile, Old Trafford:
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@Sportico
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NEWS: @ManCity has submitted a planning application to Manchester City Council for renovations to their home stadium and surrounding area +7,000 seats and a new fan zone a sky bar stadium roof walk experience new club shop, museum and a 400-bed hotel are also proposed
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The Casemiro signing changes nothing. Get Sir Jim Ratcliffe in. #GlazersOut
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Let’s not forget that Ole Glazer Solskjaer is the ONLY permanent Manchester United manager in 50 years, to not win a TROPHY.
Let’s not forget that Ole Solskjaer is the ONLY Manchester United manager to make his team finish in the top 4 for TWO consecutive seasons, post Sir Alex era.
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Gary Glazer Neville says he won't call for his friend Ole to be rightfully sacked because he's his teammate and "he actually likes him a lot" Very professional and unbiased. #OleOut
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@SpursOfficial You're gonna have to hold that I'm afraid
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