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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 months
Trying to figure out if this girl from high school and her husband got divorced. I’m incredibly busy.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
7 months
He has such a severe case of cop face.
@Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs
7 months
KILLA STACHE IS BACK 👨🏻
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
8 months
Some of us still practice.
@app1etini
r 🧃
8 months
hating your friend's boyfriend is a lost art.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 month
Incredible headline. No notes.
@PageSix
Page Six
1 month
Chaos at Christmas show after member of ‘Jersey Shore’ star Angelina Pivarnick’s group allegedly punches little person dressed as teddy bear
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kelli
2 years
I don’t need domino tracker updates on this.
@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
2 years
Taylor Swift and Matt Healy are dating but it is not serious.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
Starting the year off absolutely chaotic.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
More than 150 names linked to Jeffrey Epstein are expected to be released January 1, 2024. The list includes at least one “public figure” whose name appears in Epstein’s address book.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
3 months
Yup, that’s them…
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@stevemorris__
Steve Morris
3 months
Briefly on the Jumbotron at Trump's MSG rally: Vinny from Jersey Shore
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
5 years
@stephaniepratt Uhh weren’t you arrested for stealing $1,300 worth of clothing?.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
11 months
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@EricMGarcia
Eric Michael Garcia
11 months
Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
Taylor said “let’s get you off that phone selena”.
@PBMedias
PB Media
1 year
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
7 months
I’ll be thinking about this IG story until I die.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
He was our Jacob Elordi
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
4 years
Scott Disick spotted grooming Amelia Hamlin at the beach.
@TMZ
TMZ
4 years
Scott Disick Hits the Beach with 19-Year-Old Amelia Hamlin
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
6 months
That’s her fourth child.
@PageSix
Page Six
6 months
Ben Affleck smiles deboarding private jet with ex Jennifer Garner hours before Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
I need a body language expert to talk about JLo not putting her arm around mini Jennifer Garner and turning her body away from her in general. I see what I see!
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
10:30 am is an appropriate time for pasta and a Diet Coke.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
20 days
Unfortunately, I now have to hate Bob the drag queen. You do not speak ill on Zac Efron’s name.
@melbrown00
Mel ✨
20 days
“I grew up with an actor”.“…Not a good one!”. Zac Efron catching strays 💀💀.#TheTraitorsUS
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
11 months
Me to that groundhog
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
This is the one.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
3 months
Zach Bryan rehab announcement coming within the next 10 days 🔮.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
@takeyourzoloft Is this from 2022 or 2002?.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
Fun fact - her parents are Scientology royalty.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 months
I don’t see nearly enough Whitney hate on this site and I’d like to lead the charge. This old man calling beautiful women fat?! How dare?! He’s a fucking gross creep and I’ve had enough!’
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
She “dated” Pete only to steal his powers and become him.
@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
2 years
In just the past few months, Emily Ratajkowski has been linked to Brad Pitt, Pete Davidson, Eric André, and Harry Styles.
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3 months
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@tunechistark
Kαмi🪆
3 months
when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
5 months
@soniamariesays When she was saying she’d kiss a girl. She needs it bad.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
This is how I feel when I do shrooms. I will not elaborate
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 month
Are people really shocked about the Paige and Craig break up? When she started crying about the idea of moving away from her mom i knew they’d never make it.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 months
I would’ve bought tickets. This is my eras tour.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
This street sign but as a doormat for my apartment
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
9 months
Let the girls be stoned on television.
@The_Lowerlevel
Fancy Drew
9 months
Wait. Why is #Summerhouse better on TikTok? 😂
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 months
One of the greatest vocalists. Better than 98% of singers out there and doesnt get NEARLY enough respect on her name. She also hates Clive Davis and openly talked shit about Dr. Luke before most. Also told Taylor to do her rerecordings. We owe so much to our first idol.
@MrPopOfficial
Mr. Pop
2 months
What are your thoughts on Kelly Clarkson?
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
Glee characters singing songs that came out after glee
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@IsitTahira
Tahira
1 year
Quote with anything from your notes
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
11 months
I need to know everything about this.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
11 months
Lindsay Lohan reveals to @JimmyFallon that Stephen Curry and Ayesha Curry are godparents to her son, Luai.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
These two are the same person just in different universes
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
11 months
I’m obsessed with the fact they’re never opening that sandwich shop.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
10 months
I took an edible and now I’m afraid of my brothers dog
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
@weirdlilguys A blep and a mlem!
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
Kendall always gives me this energy
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
Kendall Jenner says she doesn't feel like a “Kardashian”:. “I obviously understand I fall under the umbrella of the Kardashian sisters. It’s just weird to me … because I am just like my dad in so many ways. I’m such a Jenner, in my opinion.”. 🔗:
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
Ariana because her anger is directed at the guy.
@Girl_Talks_TV
Girl Talk
2 years
Who did it better? Ariana or Khloe? #PumpRules #Scandoval
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
Me & my friends rolling up to the Blink 182 reunion show
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
10 months
Three tickets for challengers, please
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
11 months
Obsessed with the fact Brooklyn is the worst nepo baby ever. Just flop after flop. Love it !.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
11 months
Nicola Peltz Beckham reveals she cut her husband Brooklyn Beckham’s cameo in her film ‘LOLA’ because he wouldn’t stop staring into the camera. “He had one line, 'Hi,' but he kept saying it in a British accent and he was staring directly into the camera. I was like, 'Oh God, we
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
8 months
Jesse sent this in so he can marry Amanda.
@stassisbackhand
casey
8 months
And there it is!!!!! Kyle Cooke you will begin to cough in 3 days or something more sinister if I get to you first
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
Rugrats in Paris.
@SheFell4Russia
Ray, The Immortal🔱
1 year
What’s the first thing you think of?
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 months
You’ll be having these kinds of misunderstandings for years and years to come. Run girl.
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kelli
8 months
@hugetulip
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9 months
Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
It’s the backwards hat, I promise.
@yolanda_parody
YOLANDILLY DALLY
1 year
can i say something
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
11 months
Those are INSANE names.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
11 months
Former ‘Big Brother’ houseguests Christmas Abbott and Memphis Garrett are getting divorced.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
Ronald should be the next bachelor
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kelli
10 months
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
10 months
Me at the Capitol when the tiktokers riot
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@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
10 months
BREAKING: US Senate has approved bill banning TikTok if owner ByteDance refuses to sell it.
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kelli
1 year
Big day for bisexuals.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Jacob Elordi to host SNL with musical guest Reneé Rapp on January 20.
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kelli
10 months
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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kelli
10 months
Me getting arrested for playing Lips of an Angel on touchtunes for an hour straight.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
10 months
Activist Greta Thunberg has been arrested by Dutch police at a climate protest in The Hague.
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kelli
1 year
Lesbian power couple.
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kelli
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TikTok kind of gives me the ick now.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
11 months
A more up to date picture of Dan Schneider so you can call him rotted if ya see him!
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 months
My AIM away message in 2003.
@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
2 months
Can't sleep. Hard when you realize your friends aren't really your friends.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
“I want to forgive you and I want to forget you” Lauren Conrad.
@_dariussimpson
darius.
2 years
what’s a random line of poetry you say aloud or in ya head from time to time unprovoked?.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
3 years
Tristan went from “I’ll give you 75k to get rid of the baby” to “can’t wait to raise my son sorry khloe” real quick
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kelli
2 years
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
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kelli
2 years
I love doing girly things
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kelli
8 months
I need to say something that won’t be popular. I question my mom’s sobriety , I can pick up on cues not everyone can see. Lindsey has apologized for questioning it BUT people closest to an addict can see signs. I’ll never apologize for questioning my mother because I’m right.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
1 year
Britney Spears fans changed her life with their free Britney movement. Now they’re making her go to #1. They’re both powerful and petty.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
“Selfish” by Britney Spears reaches #1 on US iTunes.
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kelli
9 months
Just me.
@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
9 months
Who is your target audience when you tweet?.
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kelli
2 years
Name a tv show character that you couldn't stand, I'll start.
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kelli
8 months
@cjmccollumsdad It’s no secret that I’m gay.
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kelli
1 month
“you’ll be visited by three spirits” . the three spirits:
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@frankiebrgstein
ellie
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“you’ll be visited by three spirits” . the three spirits:
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kelli
10 months
Morgan Wallen is forever trash
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kelli
11 months
EGOT legend
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kelli
11 months
When Unwritten comes on
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kelli
9 months
I was shocked when I found out Craig wasn’t 42.
@Dude_TheFuck
Dude, The Fuck?? The podcast
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Wait. Craig is 35?!! #SummerHouse
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kelli
2 years
Tom Schwartz not holding himself accountable for his own actions?! Shocking!.
@PageSix
Page Six
2 years
Tom Schwartz claimed Tom Sandoval forced him to kiss Raquel Leviss
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kelli
7 months
@lolQuegonorreaa This just took me out.
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kelli
2 months
Lili Reinhart or no one.
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kelli
1 year
@zach_mellen Leaked what now.
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@LagunaBiotchIG
kelli
2 years
I never want to hear about this fucking door ever again.
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
James Cameron recreates the ‘Titanic’ raft sequence with two stuntpeople and finally admits that Jack could have survived by sharing the door with Rose.
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kelli
1 year
Lauren Conrad had boundaries and wasn’t the “real villain” like people try to make her out to be now.
@Whotfismick
1 year
what opinion will you defend like this?
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kelli
1 month
Had a friendship break up in 2024 that felt like this.
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kelli
24 days
I’m seeing a lot of Lauren Conrad dragging on the timeline. The girl built and empire then decided to live a quiet life, let her be! She did put together a place for people to send donations for the fires, and is boots on the ground. Like she is helping so??.
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kelli
2 years
@gibsonoma Fun fact, Anna Wintour inspired that line. Lisa Love said Anna asked her “what happened to that girl who didn’t go to Paris?”.
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kelli
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@buffys
11 months
WITHOUT GOOGLING.name a famous historic battle.
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kelli
10 months
11 year old me watching the American idol finale
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kelli
4 months
It’ll be a Kelce brother.
@PopBase
Pop Base
4 months
People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2024 will be revealed on November 12th.
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kelli
2 years
I don’t know what any of those words mean.
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
Travis Scott disses Timothée Chalamet over Kylie Jenner on ‘UTOPIA’:. “Chocolate AP and chocolate the Vs got the Willy Wonka factory (Vs).Burn an athlete like it's calories find another flame hot as me, bitch”
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kelli
1 month
I need to say something. Timothee chalamet looks like a bad kisser.
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kelli
6 months
God bless the contract being over these two really freaked me out. Four sets of tiny hands and he was always trying to touch her. Idk bothered me.
@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
6 months
Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan are rumored to have broken up.
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kelli
4 months
This would’ve done insane numbers on tumblr.
@ABeardedHero
Aaron 🩵
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kelli
2 years
Ring ring
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kelli
1 month
I truly thought Erik von detten would be the next Leo (I was 8)
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
1 month
What actor or actress did you expect would have a big career, but then disappeared?.
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kelli
1 year
Brandon you dumb bitch.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Kelly Clarkson’s ex-husband Brandon Blackstock has been ordered to repay her $2.6 MILLION after overcharging her fees as her manager.
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kelli
1 year
Travis and Taylor are moving at lesbian speed!.
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kelli
2 years
Thankful Mandy Moore posted this. Who is it about? Will we find out more?
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kelli
2 years
Yesterday I took 🍄 and truly thought this was the most artistic picture of alll time
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kelli
2 years
I'm experiencing the RHONY boat ride in Cartagena for the first time and this is CINEMA.
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kelli
1 year
I hope selena never gets a social media manager.
@selenagchart
Selena Gomez Charts
1 year
Selena Gomez comments a crying emoji in a new picture of Taylor Swift and her friends that she's not included.
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kelli
2 years
I will never forgive Malia or Sandy for what they did to Hannah. That’s all!.
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kelli
8 years
@ChelseaHouska seems like it'll be a good season for you! It's a nice change from the earlier ones!
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kelli
3 years
My favorite #MetGala look!
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