Lady Skollie
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NEW SHOW: GROOT GAT by LADY SKOLLIE @ Norval Foundation(Cape Town) 22 May-15 September 2024 #SBYA2022
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🇿🇦🔪🕳️Go! I’ll be there on the last day , Sunday 15 September to just sprinkle
Some
Of myself on the last part of
GROOT GAT. Whole day 🤗 I’d say stiek uit 🕳️🔪🇿🇦 NORVAL FOUNDATION I’m gonna try to get a +200 but u know how places can be so just be prepared
At 12 I heard of the Standard Bank Young Artist of the year award & decided I’d win. In 2022 my dream became a reality and I spent 2023 doing 2 shows and now it’s the last leg of my winning show GROOT GAT. It opens in Cape Town at Norval Foundation 22 May-15 Sep 😮💨💗
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I got married a year ago. Never thought I'd like a man for longer than a year. But it happened. No drama, big cock, easy living, adoration, excitement and love. Don't stop looking, they're usually right under your nose. 🎊
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My father. He is retired and says he’s got nothing better to do so he went to court for almost 6 months and got a R400 fine reduced to R150. He said it was not legitimate and he also refused to pay that so eventually they begged him to not come back and scrapped the fine.
Once again my mother is fighting a R200 traffic fine like she’s a member of the Rivonia Trial
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I designed a coin for my country. Happy
#FREEDOMDAY
🇿🇦💰💱
The R50 sterling-silver collectable coin features the constitutional democracy in action, symbolised by a line of people queuing to vote as they did on 27 April 1994 in the first democratic elections in South Africa 🇿🇦
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Used to be anti baby now I’m pro baby. I’m allowed to change my mind 😂😎
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A white farmer assistant told me in Western Cape when they find remains of bushmen buried on their farms they don’t announce it (coz then government would have the right to dig &declare certain parts public) so they just trade the remains amongst each other Like Pokémon cards
Jaw-bone Mouth Piece by Alexander McQueen (1998)
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@Poison_Nic
@lizzo
Cleaning AND marking your territory?? I’m a fan of this recycling method ♻️🥰
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The past year has been wild. Made a baby, bought a car, won Standard Bank, sold art, was comfy, used my time how I want to, woke up when I wanted to. All I ever wanted was for my time to be my own and here I am: still getting what I want. Thank u God
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UCT just renamed Jameson Hall to Sarah Baartman Hall. FYI.
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A random bra is moving in with me in a few weeks and I literally don’t even know him and he’s not gonna pay rent or anything and he’s not ever leaving !?
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Hi, I see a lot of people talking down on cursive and as a one time calligraphy champion (1998), I would just like to state that cursive isn't so you can WRITE in cursive, it's taught so your brain can learn rhythm & flow of writing so that eventually you can write much faster.
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Was on date night tonight and William Kentridge and his wife were eating at the same place and they came over to congratulate me in winning standard bank 🥹 William won it the year I was born 😭💋🇿🇦🎉🍾 she said isnt your name skollie why do they keep calling u Laura 😂
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South Africa is truly a dangerous place for a woman to do ANYTHING:
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Wow. Totally forgot being single is 70% work, 20% masturbating while using your tears as lube and 10% drinks with people u dont give a fuck about. 😑
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Here is a boy that did many things for the first time:
Met his brother
Went to Cape Town
Got his first cold
His 2 first teeth
Dipped in the ocean for the first time
First Xmas
First holiday
First flight
😮💨💗
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A man tried to stangle me after he kicked down the door of our bathroom on Saturday claiming we stole his phone. I pulled a knife out of my cleavage & he ran. After security threw him out he beat his wife in front of everybody. I was told my knife made things worse, not him.
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Please god never let social media or money make me fake my own death for influencing. amen.
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Knowing Wouter Basson is practicing makes me sick. Growing up I was taught he is the reason coloured communities is ruined by drugs, doing experiments on people with mdma, biological warfare on our people. How is it that they were allowed to keep everything &all we know is loss?
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First Bonang, now Beyonce: when people can't believe extent of your talent and hardwork, they must reach and blame witchcraft.
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She was here for such a short time but thank you god that Amy Winehouse was here.
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🇿🇦coloured excellence 🇿🇦
South African artist Tyla (
@Tyllaaaaaaa
) showcases her innovative take on pop and R&B in a shimmering performance of ‘On and On’, a single from her new EP. 🐾
FULL SHOW:
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One handed handstand wearing a 4cm wide dress and buzzing a bit off the Bernini? Mam start a cult; im your first follower 🤌🏽
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The only reason I used to know about the mining indaba is because my friends were strippers and it’s basically the Oscars week of their yearly engagements.
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Take this feeling you feeling right now thinking of her and her final moments & the creep at the post office telling her to come back later,the way he grinned in court today. Focus on all that, think of all the others & when the time comes we will release it all at once. Promise.
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The fact that every facility in SA has 13 counters built but only ever 3 occupied, THAT is a South African proverb. 😂🇿🇦🙏🏾
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Finally met my wife
@bonang_m
after MONTHS of pining. Gave her my new R5 as a gift. Because Bonang deserves everything first 🇿🇦💱💰😘
And saving the best for last...💃💃
A fave, FAVE.
@LadySkollie
😍❤
#WooliesSummer19
@bonang_m
x
@WOOLWORTHS_SA
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Thebe Magugu, Lady Skollie & David Tlale in front of a Lady Skollie 🇿🇦🧩
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One thing that’s boring in JHB is that everyone has jobs so u never have someone to just contact unannounced and spend a chill day with. In Cape Town people go on self imposed job sabbaticals or just skip work as they feel like it 😩
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Imagine being the artist that took this photograph 🫨 RIP Peter Magubane 🇿🇦
The family of legendary Photojournalist Peter Magubane has confirmed to SANEF that he passed on today peacefully surrounded by his family. He died midday today peacefully at his home. Details will follow.
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Today we married for 3 years and together for 3 years and 8 months.🥹💕☄️ Love you Conquer
@ConquerArson
💋🎉 time flies when u having fun 🏹
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Did u know love can be easy? I been experiencing easy love and wow I tried to complicate it because that's all I knew before but wow I hope u find easy love. Everyone deserves a taste of this.
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🎮 Did u know every Saturday at 9:30am there’s a tour of the art collection of the constitutional court of South Africa? I’d highly recommend it. Book your slot here ccac
@concourttrust
.org.za 🇿🇦
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Be careful of being in relationships with artists, musicians or writers; the movies make it seem mysterious & rewarding but mostly it's like baby sitting an erratic toddler who makes (hopefully) prolific work from time to time. Sorry to everyone I've wronged.
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Thinking about everything I've ever done wrong in my whole life:
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i really went and found love in a hopeless place like johannesburg 🥹
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Us @'ing the presidency every day but nothing ever changes 🥴🇿🇦
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Hi my name is Lady Skollie and I'm the newest member of the board of directors of Camissa Museum (The Castle) 🇿🇦🕯🪜🐍
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BILLBOARD BAE 🕳️🔮🕰️ GROOT GAT on until 14 December at Standard Bank Art Gallery JHB 🕳️🥚
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Can’t believe I’m responsible for calming myself down and looking on the bright side for the REST OF MY LIFE.
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Excited for this new phase in my life. Feel like everything has led me to this moment. Gonna have a baby and then open the first phase of my winning Standard Bank show 20 days later. Then the show travels throughout South Africa, then I release a book about my art journey. ⭐️
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@itspushpush
There was a massive bust of 300kgs of ❄️ at durban harbour this week! They say it’s worth R1.3B.
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🐍🐍🐍🐍 DAY 1
#7Days7Faces
@foyinog
@NetflixSA
The period piece I chose was that period when we would all go home after school and the only movie playing on repeat was ANACONDA ft the lady of that period JLO 🐍 🐍🐍🐍
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@TimesLIVE
The reason people are desensitized to this kinda thing in SA is because LANGUAGE plays a big part in these cases yet JOURNALISTS always say sex, it was RAPE. TF!!!!!!
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As a child my father taught me to never trust the South African police under any circumstances. He was a lawyer and just said TRUST ME. He said bring back any type of man, a white man, a black man, a WOman but god help me, Never bring home a police man.
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I'd like to thank Kanye West for giving me the courage to Kanye West a man at the gym who was filming me secretly by smacking that phone so hard and far out of his hands.
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☀️ Designed this ☀️ jumper with
@WOOLWORTHS_SA
& TUTU TYGERS (Desmond Tutu foundation x Tygerberg children’s hospital) last year before I ever even considered making a baby. Funny how life works out. Now I got my own baby wearing it. ☀️ I CAN SHINE ☀️
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My friend saw a house listed on property24 and there’s a portrait of me in the house. A painter did this painting of me in 2014.
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🧡🥚🏹 A PREDICTION by LADY SKOLLIE on until 15 October at Circa gallery, Rosebank JHB 🧡🥚🏹
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And ACTUAL colonization was what? Bland? 😁
Chicken Licken has been ordered to pull its tongue-in-cheek commercial about colonialism after it was found to be too spicy.
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A nation that torments its women with this kind of horror, unchecked, unaddressed, will never thrive, never rise. As long as women suffer, we will all suffer. 🇿🇦
A 15-year-old boy and his 19-year-old brother were expected to appear in court for allegedly repeatedly raping their 96-year-old great-grandmother.
@TheStar_news
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