I hate when girls look at you in almost disgust for dancing and enjoying yourself. Sorry, but I work too hard for my money to just be stanning up in a venue acting stoosh and scanning the room for man.
Netflix is a funny thing.
When you're getting clarted it knows to ask "are you still watching?" but fall into a deep nap and you'll wake up on a brand new season 😂
Yo but I'd love to see a UK black history museum. A museum that covers all the positives of UK black culture.. from the Windrush era, celebration of the carnivals, celebration of UK black music (i.e. grime), everything 😭
Reflecting on what has been the funniest nights on UK Black Twitter
1. Biskitt grabbing his mum’s bum
2. Stormzy dropping Still Disappointed
3. That guy that said he was stabbed by a dog or something
4. £7 saga “should I spark him”
I know there’s more 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Nah cos one thing i love about West Indian culture and carnival is how appreciative we are of all shapes and sizes. Never feel like you're sticking out like a sore thumb 🥺
So my mate told me that he went on a date with a girl. He took her to a restaurant and started convo by asking what her hobbies are. She said she loves "hip hop dancing" and started breakdancing and going on her headtop in the restaurant...
Can you imagine? LOOOOOOL
Steff basically said "yh my brother's a paedo, but you also slept with someone young too"
What kind of comeback is that? Your brother is still a nonce LOOOOL
I don't even feel sorry for any of you getting scammed by TFL and still using contactless. The evidence is confirming the theory and you still won't get an oyster card?
I'll never forget when my hairdresser's friend said she's reminded she's black when her white boyfriend says "my parents are coming over, can you put that wig on" loooooooooooll
I think the only way being Black and going out with someone white “helps” you is a person can temporarily “forget” they’re Black in terms of negative experiences
It’s a logic that helps some Black people feel more “human”. Ofc it’s a fallacy & you’re gonna be reminded FAST 😊
Oi separately that tweet reminded me.
I been meanin to ask this for years
Women, why are your stomachs so noisy???
Like when you lay on a babes belly
Is it the bad energies piling up?
"Not Ok" is Camp Rock 3 potential.
Don't be surprised if we see Vybz do a voiceover on Disney with "Up 2 di timeeeee you know i's Vybz Kartelllllll and you are watching Disney Channel"
This country love queue, man. Queue in person, queue pon di phone. Queue fi yuh health, queue fi yuh wealth. If Heaven ever did base ah England? Queue woulda form by di pearly gate too.
It's people like Thandiwe Newton that i fear the most. Holds a degree in Social Anthropology from Cambridge but can't even understood race, identity and ethnicity. She has access to major platforms to be part of change yet here she is spewing colorism to please who?
Richard and Susanna saying Thomas Markle has done nothing wrong is so wild. If my father ran to the tabloids chatting wass about me & my life for billions to see, I too would cut him off because why? A father should protect their child from the world, not expose them.
#GMB
People in society today have the NERVE to be offended by videos such as WAP, when these music videos were running back to back on tv daily in the early 00s. All of these were basically soft porn. I must do a thread 😭