Homo Deus
@La_j0lz
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Enjoy the journey, the destination might suck. Marketing. Brand Strategy. 🇳🇬
right in front of you!!
Joined January 2016
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Send us removal request.
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I’ve updated my CV as a social media manager transitioning into brand management.
I’m very good at what I do and if you want to see my CV to send to your bosses or to employ me yourselves, I have it in pdf. All you have to do is ask. Thanks. 🧎🏾
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If there’s an award for TikTok videos, this should definitely get it😭😭
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In 2018, I could afford to buy this everyday and live my student life.
In 2024, I’m working and cannot afford to buy this everyday.
God will punish everyone that made this my reality
The perfect combo for lunch! Chicken shawarma + milkshake for N1,000 this Friday. Available in our Unilag outlet. Kindly RT a Unilag student maybe on your TL. Thanks 🙏🏼
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You don’t drag Nigerians together. You’re supposed to pitch one tribe against the other. This way, at least you’ll have the support of one. But now, you don unite us😂😂🫵🏾
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I remember one time, before I entered the exam hall, I had a gut feeling about a formula coming out and started trying to memorize it. I even told my guys and made them memorize it.
It didn’t come out.
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When Kendrick Lamar and Taylour Paige were arguing on the album. I was like “Am I supposed to be here??”
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Laycon fans are many and lots of them have managed to be not toxic. It's applaudable actually.
Instead of getting involved in arguments, they just pointed me to his work. Confirm fanbase😂👍🏾
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@officialABAT
the whole of LUTH is in darkness because NEPA claims that we are owing them money.
As a federal teaching hospital that treats thousands, this is endangering the lives of patients, medical practitioners, and students.
MR PRESIDENT, DO SOMETHING O!!
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my relationship with deers is such that i acknowledge non-specific future opportunities for the animal enough that i'm happy to defer and just cuddle.
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I’m leaving Document Women at the end of the month as the Head of Social Media department and it’s been a delight working there.
While there, I grew the followers from 5k to 14k and performed lots of other wonders there.
Anyway, now I’m open for a new role. Please help RT 😊
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Another one is when they’re interviewing you and you say your surname and it’s something like “Badmus” so they say “which Badmus is that?” and you’re like
If you’re not old money and you marry into old money, you’ll regret your existence.
You think this is Gu Jun Pyo or Boys over flowers?
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No, my darling, don’t you get it?
Nobody is going to wait for you because you’re in school. You have to progress in other aspects of life while also chasing that degree.
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There’s a way you know that an individual doesn’t really live in Nigeria. There’s a way they try to fight that you know that Tinubu’s actions don’t really affect them.
None of these girls are Nigerian. We Nigerians MUST start gatekeeping more. This is ridiculous.
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THE NIGERIAN POLICE SHOT AT UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS STUDENTS FOR ASKING FOR A REVERSAL OF FEES!
#feesmustfall
#revertfees
#saveunilagstudents
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Me as a taxi driver: ọmọ how we go do am báyìí? My brake don fail o
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The federal government increased Unilag’s tuition fee by almost 800%, didn’t provide the loans it promised and everyone just moved on.
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@Ranggrezza
@SydneyBattle
@lalajighabraye
But it did happen lol. Don’t worry, they’re not objectively good people in the series. In fact, you’ll hate them sometimes and pity them sometimes. It’s a good watch.
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I entered unilag in 2018, it’s 2022 and I’m still in year 3, first semester because of incessant ASUU strikes.
This is unfair on me and on every student in every federal school. Very unfair💔
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@SMiTHiE___
@IAmENISA
@Jnr_elnino
Thank you for the ferrari last night, boss. I really appreciate. Thanks for coming through, fam
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When I’m reading academic books, I find myself asking “what will come out in exams?” and not “how will this knowledge make me a better pharmacist?” and that’s how I know that examinations have lost the plot.
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In case anyone was wondering, the University of Lagos is about to increase the money we pay to them from 22,000 naira to 210,000 naira.
Too many of my course mates will drop out if this is allowed to stand.
#feesmustfall
#revertfees
#saveunilagstudents
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@ButtyGhetto
There's this one I know. You skydive for 2500. 3 big men will take you to the mountain and throw you down. Once in a lifetime experience
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Bro, in all of this, my heart goes out to the people that have to take care of their sick in this economy.
I see them everyday in LUTH and their dejected faces. They have to drop all their savings just to save their loved ones. Tough life fr
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@Elkrosmediahub
Lmfaoooo. There was one point white money thought "fuck it, man. Make I mend this butty"
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@bosuntijani
@fkeyamo
@femigbaja
@BayoAdelabu
We’ve been in darkness for 4 days and counting. Help us before people find more disruptive ways to voice their concerns.
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This guy set his alarm ringing tone to “Rise up, wake up. Now determines your future” and he was sleeping through it😭😭
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@SavvyRinu
@daddykukiss
@PeterObi
So your love for your family depends on a distant politician? Damn
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@SeniormanOA
From "I like you" straight to " we have found a flower we want to pluck in your compound"😂
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It’s been over one week and we are still in darkness. How will you just not care that a federal hospital is without electricity? Everyone is suffering and we’re at our wits end.
@officialABAT
@Fmohnigeria
@UnilagNigeria
#LUTHISDARK
@officialABAT
the whole of LUTH is in darkness because NEPA claims that we are owing them money.
As a federal teaching hospital that treats thousands, this is endangering the lives of patients, medical practitioners, and students.
MR PRESIDENT, DO SOMETHING O!!
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In case you’re not sure of who to vote for in this upcoming gubernatorial election, and you want to vote for competence and ability to deliver above all, permit me to introduce you to Funso Doherty.
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The more hostile religion treated us, the more we fought back. If religion was all “love and light”, most people might have been like “even if it’s a lie, I will stay because I enjoy the fellowship”.
But for some of us, the religious experience was just fear and condemnation.
As a teen I was slut-shamed and treated with hostility by fellow Christians when I first started to wear trousers. They considered it ‘too worldly’.
Imagine the culture shock I experienced when I saw videos of jws from other parts of the world who wore bikinis to their baptism.
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As ASUU has decided to go on an indefinite strike, let me advertise myself.
I am Jolayemi Olaoluwa and I'm a social media manager. Do you want to grow your audience right but don't know how to go about it? I'm the one for you. Let's help push out your product.
Please RT.👉🏾👈🏾
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@Ambrosia_Ijebu
Lmfaooo walahii. Also, some BMCs are RCCG members and will turn against their paymasters 😂😂
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@Mel_unchained
@FavThriftPlug
Why not fight against that system instead of fighting the white individuals then?
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Oh it can get worse.
In 1923, after the First World War and the winners were making Germany pay for the cost of the war, the exchange rate between the dollar and the Mark (German Currency) was one trillion Marks to one dollar.
Others examples are in the thread
If you think it can’t get worse, it actually can, just go and look at Venezuela.
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Omo we have to ask ourselves why we are the way we are o.
I don’t have Oluomo in me in Jesus name.
WHERE IS THE OLUOMO IN YOU?
WHERE?
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE WHATS YOURS OR AT LEAST GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT BEFORE YOU GIVE UP?
IS YOUR BLOODLINE WEAK?
WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?
STEEL OR PAPER?
GO OUT THERE AND TAKE WHATS YOURS.
MC OLUOMO DROPS AT MIDNIGHT
#MCOLUOMO
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@MelloXLR
@PulseNigeria247
@arooj_aftab
Lmfaooo Africans want to boycott something they’re just managing to squeeze us into?
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#TheExperience
is such a great event. It is for free and they’re not even trying to bring you to their church. They just want you to come and enjoy beautiful Christian music.
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@officialABAT
the whole of LUTH is in darkness because NEPA claims that we are owing them money.
As a federal teaching hospital that treats thousands, this is endangering the lives of patients, medical practitioners, and students.
MR PRESIDENT, DO SOMETHING O!!
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I’m a social media manager that knows his onions and can help you achieve your social media goals in record time. You don’t believe me? These pictures speak for themselves 😌.
Hit me up and let’s take your business to the next level. 👋🏾
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I think one thing you’re failing to acknowledge is the fact that Nigerians are always in survival mode.
We mostly don’t have the luxury to find something we’re passionate about. It’s more about something that brings money in.
First, everybody wanted to be a graphic designer. Then everybody did affiliate marketing. Then they moved on to dropshipping. Then coding. Then crypto & NFTs.
There's always a wave Nigerians are trying and failing to catch.
Will you not rest and try a new strategy for once?
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I don’t think we can understand the level of poverty that we have in Nigeria.
The borehole Asherkine has dug for them, as soon as it spoils, I don’t think these people will be able to buy any part that needs to be replaced and they’ll go back to their days of lack.
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@FunmiKolz
@drpenking
Racists can easily use this argument sha. Let’s not defend tribalism, imo. What’s bad is bad.
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Shame on everyone involved. You’ve kept a federal teaching hospital in darkness for over 8 days.
Who is responsible for this?
#LUTHISDARK
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@Letter_to_Jack
I really advise caution at this juncture, else we might have to trade blows, Sir. And have no doubt that I will overcome
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@BrekfastB4Lunch
@Tha_Mentalist
@DammyOA_
When they start owing you, you’ll use it as parting gift for yourself
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#RevertFees
#FeesMustFall
#SaveUnilagStudents
We’re students, not politicians. Let education be affordable abeg.
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@DeborahToluwase
please help us amplify this issue. We’ve not had light for days and we’re now contributing among ourselves just to have enough money to pump water
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@I______Abimbola
@G_Samito
@emem_umondak
His point is that GenZs are allowed to be relaxed because nobody is looking up to them financially so they can be very picky. It will change in 20 years or so.
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I have a friend that does 500 naira data subscribtion (9 mobile) everyday because that’s what she can afford.
And I do 20,000 naira every 2 months.
Bro, sometimes, you can save more money because you have money.
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We spoke up at CMUL today against harsh decisions and made the management listen to us.
Winning, despite how small, was a relief and a testament to how much power we yield if we are ready to actually act.
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@lydiaaofficial
Because you're the one that can get hurt. You don't expect a "monster" to be humane.
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@Mel_unchained
@FavThriftPlug
Yeah. My point though is that instead of fighting against whites wearing braids, why don't we use that same energy to just fight for blacks wearing afro to be seen as official and corporate enough?
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Omo this is true. I remember when someone gave me something and I intentionally didn’t tell my parents so that I’d enjoy it properly😂😂
When my parents found out, they were more disappointed in the fact that they couldn’t thank that person than the fact that I wanted it alone.
Father in-law might even be thinking the guy is ungrateful and irresponsible for not coming to show gratitude, not knowing his daughter hid the money from him.
How can you think wedding gift is for only you? What is the point of the marriage then?
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