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Groomsmen duties + My Birthday today 🎉
Say a prayer for me please.
I’m a nice guy I promise.🙂
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I know a mother who once followed her 27 years old daughter to interview and waited outside for her.
No. Your parents are not overprotective.
They’re not stupid.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh. Harry Kane mama no dey pray at all
🚨🔴 Bayern are closing in on deal to appoint Vincent Kompany as new head coach, it’s imminent.
Kompany accepted Bayern job right after their first call revealed on Monday, he’s ready for new chapter.
Bayern and Burnley are in contact to get deal done on compensation fee. 🇧🇪
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They can’t marry you too. Rest.
I hate men that can’t understand and accept that women have certain things that make them women.
Do you think it makes sense for all women too when you use like 500k+ to buy a TV that makes you happy.
Go knows I can’t marry a woman that will use 15k to do makeup. Never!
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Casado is such a captain material.
Pau Victor lost the ball and was trying to sulk it in and all that, Casado immediately ordered him to chase the ball.
Prior to that, saw him pointing Eric and Kounde where to pass to.
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@TomieLagos
A group of male friends mostly have their areas of knowledge.
There’s the football person..the music…politics…current affairs…business guru.. lover boy.. etc.
Imagine thinking your man who’s a music person isn’t in charge because he’s quiet when they’re talking politics.
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It’s true that Xavi gave him an opportunity to shine.
But this boy dey hustle like mad.
Small 30 mins in pre season, e almost blind Courtois with shot
Debut in the NT, and he creates a goal 4 mins after. Mad hustler
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@Chinaza_m_
Please if you’re reading this, you people should stop breaking people’s hearts.
There’s always an early stage to quit if you’re not down for it..
When things like this happens, people hardly ever get over it.. messes one up for so long.. please.. chai
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@tayyreem
@navracadabra
You people are making so much noise, Allhamdulilah is sleeping 🤦🏽♂️
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@eronsjohnson
Omo! In less than 3 seconds. See how these 3 men swung into action and divided labor without talking about it.
One to the window, another to the door, another trying to kill the fire!
Nothing to see here.. just the natural protective instincts
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@i_geraldine_
She’s comparing the cars she’s entered with the ones others bought with their hard earned money 😂
If you knock this girl.. it will echo
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@UnkleAyo
Frame 2
Between 4:28am when she said “I slept off” and 5:16am when she said “Good my army”
That was an intense 48mins of early morning backshot..
She come dey wine you.. with “my army”, not even soldier o.. only you nae be army!
Dem don scatter your barracks o Wolf Warrior 😂
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@yabaleftonline
She was more scared than happy.
Expressions tell more truths that words.
She’s cheating and the person isn’t far away from there.
Either that or this is scripted
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@daplustic
@ChuGailx
Yeah.. we can break the cycle by letting the enablers know that they’ll get a piece of their shit.
It’ll stop faster that way
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If you don’t want to stand with Peter Obi, do so with your chest.
Stop hiding under the “let’s not deceive ourself, it’s either APC or PDP” umbrella.
Yo! That shii stale asf.
You’re either here or you’re not!!
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@MonicTB
I’ve always been of this opinion too.
If the proposal to the date comes from a real place of love, buying these things wouldn’t need to be asked of the guy.
He should buy her fresh oxygen to breathe for the day too if he really loves her.
Then buy the land she steps her feet on
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Prince really tried to ridicule Neo with financial instability.
Ozo put him in his place - “King Kong doesn’t need to beat his chest before people know he’s there”
Ozo and Neo made real friendship ❤️
#BBNaijaReunion
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@MichaelB3n
@touchedByElda
None of my business or yours.
It doesn’t have to make sense to you.. long as it makes them happy.
They’ll snap pictures and maybe always look at it for as many years as they can.
You think say e make sense to most of them as you dey use 500k buy PS5 to press pad and scream.
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@th_saleem
This girl at 1:05 wasn’t having any of those nonsense rejection stuff.
She’s not gonna get thrown around.
She’s not gonna have her time wasted.
She learnt from experience ☺️
She dragged the guy outta the line and towed his ass alongside. 😫
A Queen
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@gbengadewoyin
I’m not wishing you bad or something o.
But if the juju works in Ijebu Igbo, who’ll do the Ibadan and Anambra own?
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@Intentexplorer
I have a feeling this might escalate into a global pandemic if it’s not taken care of immediately
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Barca is broke and in Europa league but we just had the largest sponsorship deal in history.
LOOOL.. this big club thing we talk about isn’t banter.
Just straight up facts
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@hassansasman
This video is absolutely unnecessary.
They could resolve this without cameras..
But wait! If there was no video and she turns against him, nobody might even believe this driver waited this long or this is what happened..
Can we even blame the driver? 🤔
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@JamJam_JimJim
@Olami_dxb
His taste buds were fucked up 😂
Pepsi + smoove + Lipton must have tasted like sorrow lol
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A year is made of 365 days and 6 hours, not actually 365 days.
This is why there’s an extra day in a leap year, which comes once in 4 years ( a kind of accumulation of the 6 extra hours from each of the last 4 years )
Dear TL, please teach me something new on this tweet.
Anything goes. 🧐🤔
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@gboyegaakosile
@jidesanwoolu
“Hold that bucket on your head like that first…”
“Oya quickly snap me”
“Shit.. wait let me act surprised”
“Oya snap me like this.. let her bucket show oo..”
GIRL : Which kind katikati be this na.. my head dey pain me 😪
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Even if you talk for the video, dem go edit your voice put Asiwaju.
Y'all don't know how to act. Na why I like 9ja babe, una go dey same car dem go do 50 videos and you no go show inside
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We will choke Ronaldo fans out of this GOAT debate very soon.
In one week we acquired 2 strong weapons
- Intl trophy for Messi
- Their goat coming last against Iraqi warriors and Costa Rica biscuits 😭
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Pau Cubarsi has the ball on his feet.
You see 2 good options he can pass to.
He picks the 3rd option you cannot see and that person somehow happens to be in a 1v1 with the opposition goalie.
Does this every time. How????
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@vibes__N
Do you know how intellectually challenged you have to be to derive fun from putting people in debt? And think it’s cruise.
People are truly not finding it easy out there..and this is your best?
Do you know how long it’ll take some people to pay off?
Or You don’t think at all?
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@IamFrederickjr
@Ima_Obong2
True bro... my house uses 20kg of aviation fuel per day.
And the way everything is expensive in Nigeria these days eh 🤦🏽♂️
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When Balde perfects those crosses, he’ll be a weapon of mass destruction
Too lethal!
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@HauwaHamza8
@Nnenna__Ibeh
This isn’t a matter of harmattan.
Chicken Flavour Tasty Cube seasoning is harder than igneous rock every time of the year!
You gotta grate, then slice, then pound, then blend then smash.
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@Davidchibike
I’ve a friend.. said himself and his dad don’t greet each other.. but they’re not quarreling o..
They just wake up.. stare at each other really hard and move on with their lives
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This guy who is a known Pro-IPOB wants to start throwing support for Peter Obi so they can say he’s with Obi and Obi’s candidacy is about IPOB.
See the next smelly agenda.
Leave Peter Obi’s name out your mouth!!!
Before you arrest
@PeterObi
here is the vice president-elect. Shettima with Boko Haram at the early stage of their terrorism, you elected him and turn around with Igbophobia against Obi. Here they are, eating national food, their ASAMBODO FOOD called SUYA. Here is the real
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@iamseyishay
You put in more effort into being savage tonight than you put into music career.
I mean you were almost begging DJ Sose to laugh along with you even when he clearly wasn’t buying into your forced mockery😂
Such a shame
Energy you could have used to draw better eyebrows Seyi!
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@Olugben97811194
@instablog9ja
You know say na him work be that.
“Photography and Juju-Stoping Studies” 🌚
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@mistameister
@theecember
@Pheelzonthebeat
@BNXN
@DoRegosC
This guy that pulled the other guy closer.. to make sure everyone’s face gets properly seen.. 🥰
Loveeet!
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@TundeTresh
He knows Nigerians show empathy.
He knows cameras cover the diary Session
He knows camera follows him out too
(KNOWLEDGE)
He puts his knowledge into use (WISDOM)
Doing this to Pere despite his feud with Pere... (STRATEGY)
Wahala for who enter house without strategy
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@the_happygirlie
Lol. Big cap.
I’m convinced some of you people do Instagram cooking everyday that’s why it feels like cooking is expensive.
Na 5 litres una dey use cook every stew… 😂
5 litres and 10k meat… una doh o
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This attack on Kiddwaya is exactly why many rich people don’t like to mingle with the average.
Mans was just gisting about his normal life with straight face and then folks feeling oppressed think he was showing off.
#BBNaijaReunion
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DEPAY HAZARD
450 games 593 games
180 goals 165 goals
120 assists 154 assists
27y/o 30y/o
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@omotomilola
Lmfaaooo 😂
This is my kind of hunger.
I was heading for a meet and greet (to eat basically) with a friend.. we was 10 mins away from the destination when the hunger struck but like an arrow.. I pulled over and bought food to eat.. 😭
I ate on my way to go and eat 🤣
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@_onyebuchii
@Sabinus1_
You’re not that guy.
And I’ll keep reminding you in as many posts where I see you trying to sound like Daniel Regha 😂
You’re not it
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@LaCibo_ng
@ShaykeMD
I find myself reading this again.
The diction, lexicon and semantics is mind blowing 🥵
While also being the most professional reply I have seen to a customer’s complaint.
- didn’t make the customer feel bad
- apologized
- gave precise details
- promised to be better too ☺️
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@SolaceZirk
All these kind thing, no be the parents suppose go fight…
Na the uncles.. the aunts and big cousins.
Just show up and beat anybody before you tell them xyz is your niece
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@EvrybodyHatesAP
Man really had time to adjust his glasses in the middle of a fight against two people...
Wow.. Statham!
I see you Jason Statham
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@MichaelB3n
@touchedByElda
Again… it doesn’t have to make sense to you.
What matters is that it makes them happy.
Have you seen how happy they look when they go into make up studios? Or how they spend hours gisting with their friends about a make up they did?
That’s what makes women, women.
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Lowkey, Koeman wanted Xavi to fail too so he’d say “I told you we don’t have players”
The bitterness in his interview is unbelievable!
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@eronsjohnson
Omo! Special recognition for this man.
Others were running away, he was running to save!
Hero
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@Spend0Gustav0
My mother raised 4 of us.. all boys.
I can tell you for free that only God can help you raise male kids.
We were always in her daily prayers every morning.
“God don’t let these boys injure today”
Sometimes we go sustain injury, momsy go dey cry.😩
She’s such a Queen ❤️
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@Letter_to_Jack
As she’s running away now, how long does she think 140k can last her?
Poverty no dey let people see clearly.
140k??
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@ikcharly
@TobiAdebayo12
@Blackmercii2
Omo... if it’s family, when they’re apprehended, they will wake up and they’ll recognize the driver.. movement will go on.
No big deal.
If it’s not.. then she might have just saved people’s lives.
E no too hard.
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@instablog9ja
Diplomat : I’m pressed
Driver : okay oga, Make I park make you pee
Diplomat : Where
Driver : Just come down, make you put your thing for the tyre, just pee there nobody fit hold us, naso I dey do am.
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@Kharlerh
People may want to say you’re reaching but the truth is that this is a fact.
Look at the second goal where Joseph Martinez dummied the pass from Taylor so that Messi could score.
In the first match.. they were finding him in all the spaces…. It’s glaring they understand him
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@Emperor_Damy
She’s sleeping and her head is tilted to her right shoulder.. imagine it first then look at the picture again!
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12 out of every 10 cars you see on the road like this are Honda.
What a signature 😁
@Honda
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@bigNenye
@Cchharm
This is an actual problem in real estate sector.
One trick around it is to remain friendly with him…as tho you’ll oblige.
ask him to make a commitment.(5-10m)
After the commitment.. wear an engagement ring or let someone else follow through the deal.
He will balance up 🙂
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@GracyOloitaa
@Benn_X1
He was living his life with his twitter account normally and self funding chess in slum for years… it’s a personal project…
the project is him,
he is the project
And you be witch.
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@DuchessAnnie
One driver in Aba (Aba to Uyo) once sat down with 3 fellow drivers in the bus, they all acted like passengers and told me it remained 4 to be filled.
The man that abused the driver the most when we were looking for him was the real driver 😫😫
I’ve never felt more stupid 😭
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The boys Xavi brought from the academy went on to win trophies with their national team in the very first participation 😭
You’re my idolo for life Xavi 🫡
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@Chimsky1
Sorry to say this to those who might feel offended but if you’re not living alone or housing yourself; either in school or as a bachelor/spinster, you may not understand what responsibility is.
I recall one time in Uni, I was planing my last 2k for TP.
Next thing gas don finish
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@General_Oluchi
And even this one being their ICT deputy director managed to help us prove that the election was a sham.
Acknowledged that the document was blurry 😂.. so wetin dem come use announce?
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Luis El Pistolero Suarez.
None in his generation did it like him.
He doesn’t filter the ideas that come to his head…
Just straight execution! Warra player
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@Chemicalboyy
Okay dear.
Before they bite me I will make sure I say “open your mouth lemme check something” 🥺
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@Chinaza_m_
You’ll that are seriously fighting for your lives with “she’s chasing clout”
Clout or not.. the message still stands…
Muted 📌
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@kingsleynovich
That “voice gone” is usually the most important signature of viewing center UCL nights.
If the voice isn’t gone, the match was probably boring
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@vinz_matthews
If you see anything other than cruise in this video then I’m afraid there’s something fundamentally wrong somewhere.
There’s always that one guy in every friends clique that can be like this… always hyping even if he’s richer than you.. na just en nature
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@koladeprincess
@ZucchiniCFC
I’m not even sure this man going to jail alone can satisfy me.
Physical hand suppose touch am.
But the law is the law.
Look at all the strength he’s using to hit her while she’s laying down helplessly. Aah God 😱
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Here it is guys!! I’m not kidding 😂😂😂
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@GoldmyneTV
I promise you.. Annie knows exactly what she wants..
She said “the good times are so much more and I have forever to be with him to make up for the bad times”
She has calculated her Happiness/Sadness.
She knows what she wants.
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@_Mavericklad
Oh. He’s married.
These kind men go dey allow their women hide things from them
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Coward Rudiger.
He went for our last born Gavi… 😂
Until Araujo said pick me I’m your size
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