Lars Von Trier
@LVon_Trier
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Twitter dilettante. Parody Account. Not the real Lars. Danish by heart, American by principle. Trying to make it in Hollywood. Dir. of the 211th best movie eva.
Los Angeles, CA
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My pitch for Inside Out 2 included a character named Lust voiced by Sofia Vergara but Disney said no.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
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@realDonaldTrump
your father will never love you as much as he loves ivanka.
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The day Nuri Bilge Ceylan stops making 3+ hour movies is the day I'll release the UNCUT version of Nymphomaniac.
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Citizens of Turkey! I urge you to organize a massive orgy in protest of the ban on
#nymphomaniac
.
@Elif_Safak
start undressing!
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Honestly, after Cannes, I thought I set the lowest bar when it came to press conferences. It all changed yesterday morning.
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I don't understand why
#nymphomaniac
was banned in Turkey. The movie doesn't take place in
#thanksgiving
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@MaxineWaters
he passed out behind the Bushes after he learned he got an emmy nom for best guest actress in a comedy series.
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@Elif_Safak
I'll make a compromise with the Turkish Government. Tell Mr. Erdogan that I want my film screened in Ruya Sinemasi in Istanbul.
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the darkest times are the biggest source of inspirations for artists. please go and make groundbreaking art.
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In Turkey there are many sayings about women. I heard you can tell women what to do with their bodies. I should cast them in my movies.
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The suitcase in "Pulp Fiction" was full of covfefe. That's why it was so shiny.
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If
#FiftyShades
is sold out today, don't forget that "Nympho" volumes I and II are available on Netflix.
#happyvalentinesday
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It’s probably a good time to stay in and rent melancholia
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WHAT?
#GrandBudapestHotel
FOR BEST MAKEUP? REALLY? IN
#GuardiansOfTheGalaxy
THEY TRANSFORMED BRADLEY COOPER INTO A RACOON! COME ON!
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
@trumps_feed
@JimRenacci
your father will never respect you as much as he respects Ivanka.
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I liked don’t look up a lot more when I wrote it and it was called Melancholia Draft 3
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You have a small penis.
My use of social media is not Presidential - it’s MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again!
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I feel like I'm caught in a Don Simpson nightmare written by Buñuel.
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so no wall?
God bless the people of Mexico City. We are with you and will be there for you.
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@kanyewest
how come I wasn't in your video? I thought we had a good time. Did Kim hate that thing I did with my tongue?
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We live in a world where Charles Manson can get married, but I can't get an Oscar nomination. What's up with that?
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"American hustle" "American Sniper" got Oscar nods for Best Pic. I should've listened to
@MagnoliaPics
and named the movie "American Nympho"
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Wait so did "Moonlight" win the popular or the electoral vote?
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“
@MagnoliaPics
: "Who needs
#50ShadesOfGrey
when you've got Lars von Trier?"
#Nymphomaniac
http://t.co/sz48CxhNGb”
PREACH!
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the uncut version of nympho is streaming on FB right now!!!
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@MsCyberDiva
@markromanek
@scottderrickson
yet i won in cannes. SO, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, LORRAINE?
JK, MUCH LOVE! 🥰
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Before
@okcupid
, you just approached people at a restaurant and told them where your room was located.
#LifeLessons
#MadMen
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@BernieSanders
dude, you're not going to win the election. I'm never going to get an Oscar. We need to accept this. Help me help you.
#bro
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My dream is to go to the Oscars, and when they announce my name, walk out and fly back home.
All expenses will be paid by the danish gov.
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I've never been nominated for best director even though my films are mesmerizing.
#Oscars2015
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I want to remake
#BackToTheFuture
, but in my version, Marty and his mom actually get to have sex.
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Dancer in the dark is such a great movie. I’m just brilliant.
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Xavier Dolan wasn't crying because he won the Jury Prize, he was crying because he didn't win the Palm D'Or!
#Cannes2014
LOL
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Best ending ever!
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Everyone is sad about Angelina being snubbed at the
#GoldenGlobes
, but no one asks about my feelings. I've got a heart too!
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Guys, it's gonna be SO good!
Here's an exclusive shot from Lars von Trier's thriller “The House That Jack Built” starring
@MattDillon
#Berlinale
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I know this is probably bad timing, but I still haven't seen LA LA Land.
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Sorry Turks! The only word I know in Turkish is papatya. It was our safe word during filming. Good times. Remember
@1jamiebell
@cgainsbourg
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Something tells me that Melania is gonna go "Gone girl" on the Donald.
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Me in Cannes.
PEEVED PONTIFF: Pope Francis does not look happy after a woman grabbed his arm during a walkabout at the Vatican.
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If you're a girl and if you're watching
#TFIOS
this weekend, I promise you that you'll watch it again in 30 years with your cats... Alone.
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I'm working on a sequel to
#TheInterview
where
@Sethrogen
and
@JamesFrancoTV
travel back in time and try to kill Hitler.
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I bet you a million dollars those Lego Oscars will be on eBay tomorrow morning.
And I'll buy every single one of them
#Oscars2015
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Kirsten, my love! I was this close to direct the Twilight films, but the studio wouldn't let me use real vampires. I aim for authenticity.
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hey cannes, what's your pardon policy?
Asking for a friend.
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My globe brings all the trolls to the yard, and I’m like my globe is better than yours.
Damn right! My globe is better than yours.
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OH THE THREE HOUR TURKISH MOVIE WON THE PALM D'OR? THAT'S SHOCKING! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL
#CannesFilmFestival
#sarcasm
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RT if you also "lose" a friend on FB when he/she asks you to like their page.
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If you're under 18 and you're on twitter, believe me when I tell you, no one cares about your opinions, hobbies, dreams and aspirations.
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These elections times have shown me that the Internet is full of brilliant, smart and well informed people.
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once again, after today's press conference, mine wasn't so terrible. I WAS ACTUALLY JOKING!
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Iñarritu is the next Kevin Costner and Linklater is the next Scorsese. I'm better than all of them tho.
#Oscars2015
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Aaron Sorkin doesn’t have social media, but he thinks I look cute with a hat.
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Like if you feel like watching Melancholia.
RT if you feel like recreating Melancholia.
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I turn 60 today! Ice cream for breakfast, and Kirsten Dunst movies all day!
#bringiton
#spiderman2
#MarieAntoinette
#Melancholia
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If
#50Shades
is sold out tonight, don't forget that "Nympho" is available on iTunes, Netflix and redtube.
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@IvankaTrump
@trumps_feed
R U GOING TO DRINK THEIR BLOOD? I mean... Jared needs you to look youthful.
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