Lucé says It’s Always Halloween!
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Comedian • Podcast Host: #ItsAlwaysHalloween Filmmaker #TooMuchProductions : Messed Up, Surprise! • Judge: @axwoundfilmfest • Manager: @vidtheque • VHS Collector
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A few of the movies that influenced my sick new dark comedy, Surprise! We are starting festival submissions this week and premiering here in LA in March!
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Just a series of photos of me being hot and silly in the video store I manage 💕📀🍿⚡️
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I will be using "Just seeing me is a treat!" non-stop this Halloween season. Thanks Muppets stickers from 1982!
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A crushing lack of details 😔
Seances and Ouija boards are no longer allowed in this neighborhood
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Be honest: is it possible to get a full night of sleep, eat fresh/healthy, workout, see friends, build a romantic partnership, make enough money to live on, develop a satisfying career, and have free time for hobbies or staring off into space. Because I just can't figure it out.
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I'm gonna make a nice set of business cards that just say "dump him" that I can hand out to women at bars and restaurants when I witness them being talked at by dummies and losers.
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When I pulled up to therapy today a cat greeted me, got into my car, and made himself at home. So yes I am cured now and I fired my therapist.
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I’m looking for new music. Something sad. Not sad like breakups but mournful. Something a Victorian ghost who has been wronged by 5 generations of men might write. I like music by women better but a truly tragic song can transcend gender.
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Just thinking about Japanese Halloween snacks
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Cats are always special, but during the Halloween season they are downright magical!
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I made some Jennifer's Body Galentine's for you to send to the friend you've been secretly in love with since high school.
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My musical taste can best be described as every fake band in Scott Pilgram.
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Death seems scary until you realize all the ways you can haunt men
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Future footage of people trying to "go back to normal" after the quaratine.
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What if we fingerbanged in the 1980s McDonald’s Party Room?
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I’ve never related to anyone more than the little girl I just saw walking down Hollywood Blvd with her arms outstretched shouting, “I’m just trying to FEEL things!”
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This is the funniest joke I've ever read on this dumb site
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Xmas Dolly having a fucking ball with simple props to remind you to stop putting pressure on yourself this holiday season ❤️
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Which house would you haunt? I'd like to scare the local kids from the overgrown purple gal.
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You: Lucé, you seem distracted. What's on your mind?
Me:
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This Halloween consider haunting any man who dares to visit your watery grave.
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May I present the original House on Haunted Hill 👻 aka Frank Lloyd Wright's Ennis House.
My first LA apt was at the base of this hill. Everytime I would drive home and see this masterpiece lurking over my building I felt like all my haunted Hollywood dreams were coming true.
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My cat is so fucking smug about how intensely my boyfriend loves her.
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This halloween themed cat house is the best $20 I ever spent.
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Very chill email from Hannibal Lecter posing as Tarte cosmetics 🧐
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Didn't realize many of these episodes were directed by Joe Dante until I was working on his section at
@VIDTHEQUE
last week! Come rent em when we reopen later this month!
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Omg Derry Girls truly is the greatest gift I’ve ever received. Thank you
@KarenKilgariff
, patron saint of tv recommendations.
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A big part of childhood is learning to get in & stand in lines, yet every day I have to witness the complete stupidity of adults getting angry bc they can't figure out the line at my store.
Ma'am you're renting Tenet during a pandemic your urgency is unnecessary pls get in line.
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if you haven't built yourself a conversation pit during this crisis it shows you never lacked time, you always lacked determination
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Every other week
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Not gonna boil the whole decade down to a tweet, but it's pretty neat that in 10 years I married someone who told me I'd never have the ability to make a film, divorced him, made a film, premiered it at 10 festivals, and then got to be a film festival judge.
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Here Thunder demonstrates how much fun you can have staying home and looking out the window!
Be like Thunder.
Stay home.
Look out the window.
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Good morning! Halloween is only 4 months away 🖤
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This is a good time to remember/accept that your body is always changing no matter what. It's perpetually in a state of flux. This season be as kind to yourself as you are to others. Allow yourself to be comfortable & happy. Cut your body some slack, it's just doing its thing.
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In these difficult times, turning to film can be a huge comfort. Take The Shining for example.
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I can't wait to be utterly obliterated by simple pleasures when the pandemic ends.
Anyone: Wanna go to the movies?
Me:
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Normalize hexing people and cursing all their future generations until the end of time.
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Hey
@KarenKilgariff
and
@GHardstark
I noticed you didn’t have a profesh photog at
@skylightbooks
tonight so I got you covered 😘
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I’m begging for more people to acknowledge that the costume, hair, and casting in Emma (2020) was heavily inspired by Clueless.
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Hello yes I have just learned about Over the Garden Wall and I'm gonna need everyone to drop everything and get on my level.
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I require two full hours of fucking around in the morning before I can get anything done. What about you?
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I had to put my beloved Baby Kitty to sleep this weekend. It was quick and unexpected. I was not at all prepared.
Today I have to take her to get cremated.
She's been with me since college. I am absolutely crushed.
✨August 2006 - June 2020✨
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Yesterday a lame man asked for a fun New Release rec at the video store. I said Knives Out, he said is it a chick flick, the room went quiet, my 2 lovely male co-workers stopped what they were doing, shot me wide eyed glances, stepped back & cheered as I tore his throat out.
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Excited to share that I proposed to my sweet partner Isaac with a watch and he said yes! We’re engaged!
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In an inspired bit of laziness my cat’s new thing is using her scratching post lying down.
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Happy first day of Halloween! Here's some fun images for your lock/home screen to get you in the mood!
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Kind of inhumane to trap a 12ft skeleton in a tank built for a 6ft skeleton.
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No tricks, all treats! I’m launching a haunting new podcast in 2 WEEKS! It’s Always Halloween will deep dive into the dark history of our favorite horror-filled holiday. Each episode of this year round pod will explore the specific histories of our customs, fears, & frights.
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Me in freshly thrifted clothes trying to shake shit up in high school
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Within 3 minutes my cat jumped into my still warm bag of clean laundry and fell asleep. I love how her face changes from full on lunacy to sleepy baby.
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I should be allowed to rub every soft creature in the universe gently against my cheek.
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Every moment I’m not eating tater tots is hell.
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LA!! City Council is discussing a rent freeze tomorrow. We need this! Call your city council person and Eric Garcetti 213-978-1028. The more people that demand this, the more likely it is to pass. They track the numbers. Get everyone you know to do this!!
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@carolineframke
@FemaleCritics
My Best Friend's Exorcism! How can you say no to this cover??
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I just wanna be a Xmas deer being hugged by Santa Dolly in 1987.
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From 2003-2012 I worked at video stores across the country that sold and rented porn and lemme tell you, religious figures (and general zealots) who are decrying porn in public are watching it in private. I saw into a lot of people's lives at those jobs and I haven't forgotten!
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Y'all ever met the person responsible for your personality?
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To those lamenting this place:
Video stores still exist & I manage one here in LA
@VIDTHEQUE
!
We were recently forced out of our location of 20 years by a greedy landlord & would relish the attn this post is getting on our GFM!
Keep video stores ALIVE:
found an abandoned video store upstate where all the tapes have faded blue in the sun 😳
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May I present EYES as the simplist yet most scary thing in the world?
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Today I confessed something to my therapist and her response was "Oooo [pause] Ooooo" and it was so fucking funny that I basically got over my issue that instant.
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Hello I'm the girl staring into your eyes at the cafe!
I have injested a large matcha tea!
I have lapsed into a caffeine coma during which I am exploring every thought I've ever had all at once!
Please do not be afraid!
I have left my corporal form!
I am not a threat!
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In today’s money Kevin spent $2,117 on room service. Let’s remember to honor our hedonistic king this season.
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My brain has hit capacity and all I can handle from now on is hot pulp babes being attacked by monsters.
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Old dudes truly get off on treating young women like they're stupid, perpetuating the fallacy that if girls don't know something about their precious fossilized past they're dingbats. Yet old men know zero about girl culture which is present & future & honestly more important.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS HALLOWEEN BUT I GUESS IT'S CHRISTMAS!!
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I kinda like this. It gets more and more disturbing until crescendoing into ultimate mind melting madness.
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Does anyone else ever feel like their skin is too tight? Like you got a Large Skeleton, but Medium Skin?
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What's going on with me? Oh just feeling bitter about the time in 6th grade when those girls made fun of my cat vest.
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Welcome to Sweet Boy Club. If it’s your first night at Sweet Boy Club, you have to be sweet.
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when ppl say you have to acknowledge your priveldge that's actually something you can do privately on your own time then move through public spaces with that knowledge and behave accordingly
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I got my cat a little scratching post hammock combo and now she's the final boss in every 90's arcade game.
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Which etherial autumn witch are you? I'm bunny witch.
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a first date sitting next to you at the coffee shop is one of the best gifts you can recieve
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My cat is the weird girl in your 7th grade English class who introduced you to Kids in the Hall, the Pixies, and the idea that your dad's clothes could be disruptive fashion.
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Anyone else getting thirst traps from Modcloth on the daily?
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Get ready! I'm about to drop my Top 10 Fave Anxiety Attacks of 2018!
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When I try to throw a toy for my cat from one room to another and it just hits the door frame of the room we’re in she looks at me with the same level of disappointment as my little legaue softball coach.
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🔔Hear ye hear ye 🔔 the coconut oil has melted, summer has officially BEGUN 🎉🌴🏄🏼♀️🌞
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