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7 in 97 seconds.
That's a "what I will say" every 13 seconds.
Extraordinary effort from Conor
What I will say is that Conor Coady loves using the phrase "what I will say"
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I'll never understand why people hate Wrexham just because they were invested in.
Every clubs dream. Proper club with proper fans who deserve everything they're getting.
Up the town
Returning to
@SkyBetLeagueOne
for the first time in 19 years 🙌
Back-to-back promotions for the first time in their 159-year history 👏
@Wrexham_AFC
are going up in style! ⬆️
#WxmAFC
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The centre halves Southgate has picked to potentially partner Stones don't get in Everton's side over Tarkowski, let alone Branthwaite.
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Since the Luton game, we've lost 4 of our last 12 league games.
They've been to: Liverpool, United, Spurs, City
In each of those 4 defeats, we have been on the wrong end of a poor decision at a crucial point in the game.
Don't ever try and tell me
@premierleague
aren't corrupt
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Beto first half sitter
Beto missed pen
McNeil sitter
Godfrey off the line
Areola intercepting DCL open goal
Another 6 saves by him
Soucek scores the best goal of his career against the run of play
"On Dyche this"
Do me a favour
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Pickford- Solid
Seamus- BACK
Tarks- Immense
Jarrad- Excellent
Myko- Strong
Doucs- Everywhere
Gana- Disciplined
Dwight- Superb
Young- Impressive
Harrison- Relentless
Dom- Tough
Patterson- Safe
Beto- Made Up
Premier League- Corrupt
Gordon- Twat
Dyche- THE FUCKING MAN
🔵🔵🔵
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Dyche been booked 3 times this year for asking a question btw
We will miss his grace, his charm, and most of all his humility when Jürgen is gone. A true gent of the game
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A player like Jags should've had:
- A testimonial
- A proper send off
- A trophy
The club's actions ensured none of these happened
Another example of how piss poor the running of our club has been for decades
Absolutely shocking from the club treating Jags like this. When you consider how much Kenwright used to bang on about loving the players etc
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Only 2 clubs have questioned the Premier League's integrity.
Everton and Wolves
Which 2 sides get had off week after week?
Everton and Wolves
You're fucking poison
@premierleague
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The lack of respect Jordan Pickford and James Tarkowski receive from people in football is mental.
They're outstanding.
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We haven't wiped out anything.
We still want our points back
@premierleague
corrupt bastards
A triumphant return to Turf Moor for Sean Dyche and Everton have wiped out their 10 point deduction in the space of a month! 💪🔵
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Jarrad Branthwaite
- Missed just 3 games
- For the team who had 8 points deducted
- In his debut season
- Got an England call-up
- Was part of a team with the 4th best defence.
- Scored in a Derby
Mental how underrated he is
BREAKING: The Premier League's Young Player of the Season nominees have been revealed! 🤩
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Might be the bevvies talking, but Phil Jagielka doesn't get the respect he deserves.
Put his body on the line for us every weekend for 12 years.
he's in the Bainesy Coleman category without doubt.
EVERTON HERO
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This is why he's stayed so loyal to Everton.
he's a fan of a proper football club and understands what it means to play for us.
Hope he ends his career back at Sunderland, too.
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Whereas Everton, Wigan, Portsmouth, and Leicester are the only clubs to have won the FA Cup outside the sky 6 since 1989.
How can anyone think English football is entertaining
Valencia
Real Sociedad
Barcelona
Betis
Madrid
Mallorca/Athletic
6 different winners in 6 years
The Copa del Rey rocks.
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Missed one game all season, played wherever asked with no fuss, and delivered consistent performances for someone so young.
Been overshadowed by Branthwaite, but he's had a really good first full season.
Deserves more praise
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Just heard someone blame Pickford for that 😂
Can't bear England
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Burnley, Sheff Utd, and Preston 😂
Who runs these accounts ffs
The Small Six 😓
Here’s our take on the small six in each league from the Premier League to League Two 😁
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The irony of saying "football is dead" when the type of fan he is is everything that's wrong with modern-day football.
Entitled, egostical glory hunters who think only certain clubs deserve to win trophies
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Pickford 6
Sidibe 6
Digne 8
Mina 7
Holgate 9
Delph 5
Sigurdsson 4
Iwobi 5
Walcott 10
DCL 7
Richarlison 7
Kean 6
Schneiderlin 6
Keane 7
Carlo 7
Away Support 9
Limbs 11
What a day.
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Good. Keeping his head when all around him are losing theirs.
If anyone can keep us up its him IN MY OPINION
🎙️Sean Dyche said overseeing Everton’s longest winless run in the Premier League doesn’t phase him. Dyche stated that “a negative run doesn't mean anything” to him, and that it is more about “what the journey is, the bigger picture, where do we end the season. That is what the
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@lordwithnail
I've actually got a lot of time for City mate. Proper fanbase. It's the Uniteds/LFCs I've got issues with
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@CarIoMagnifico_
@Everton
Keane was our best player against United but ok you keep your agenda
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Tarkowski giving a bit to Oliver there love it.
Horrible little shithouse that fella, a stain on the English game
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City x2, Spurs x2, Villa, two away games.
Wank vs Wolves.
Robbed vs Spurs, City and Fulham.
Drew vs Spurs, Villa, Fulham
Outclassed by City.
No cause for concern right now.
Everton have now failed to win in their last 7 Premier League games. Their last victory in the league came away to Burnley on 16th December.
Cause for concern? 🫥
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@Aidan22EFC
@Everton
Bit different with Baines though in that it was behind closed doors anyway.
But I get what you mean.
The fans should be told anyway, the way Jags and Baines left was a joke after what they'd given us.
Seamus deserves a proper goodbye
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Anyone but Dyche and we'd already be relegated, btw.
Just because he played Ashley Young on the wing doesn't mean he needs sacking 👍
Doing a great job 🔵
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@efcthomarse
Thought we played well against West Ham but lost 3-1.
Give me an ugly 1-0 any day of the week
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@TravellingTom
@premierleague
Your last sentence sums it up, though, mate.
If you think it's a pen or not, we wouldn't have got it and so the game isn't being ran fairly
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Why do pundits think Everton fans believe their owners have done nothing wrong?
Evertonians have protested against the board for 2 years now, it doesn't mean the points deduction is justifiable.
They're just feeding lies to benefit their employers.
Us vs the world
UTFT 🔵🔵🔵
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Sean Dyche is class
Not signing Coady will bite us on the arse
Deulofeu and Iwobi were dogshit
Mykolenko isn't as bad as everyone says
Lukaku shouldn't be remembered fondly. Cunt.
"Everton Da's" talk way more sense than blues my age
❓What is one of your controversial Everton opinions?
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This Everton team are the first team I've properly loved since the Moyes days.
And I think most blues feel the same.
All down to Sean Dyche, let's keep it going.
UTFT 🔵🔵🔵
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Absolutely spot on. Fans had a really negative impact on the players last night I thought. Those 10 mins before half time were a joke.
Yes we should be beating Palace and it wasn't good enough but moaning and booing helps no one.
🎙️James Garner: “I can understand the fans’ frustrations but there is so long to go and we need the fans to be supporting us and not booing us. That is important going forward.”
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Gutted we've not gone for Olsen but this is a smart signing. Very solid goalkeeper with good experience
Everton are set to sign Bournemouth’s Asmir Begovic on a free transfer. He will sign a two-year contract until 2023. He has completed his medical ahead of the transfer today. (Source:
@FabrizioRomano
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If I wasn't so obsessed with Everton, I would happily never, ever, ever watch a game of football again.
It is absolutely shite, now.
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@owenparkes123
First manager since Moyes to recruit and get a tune out of a settled back 4 (took him 1 window others had 3 or 4)
Improved the midfield in 1 window
Undoubtedly he has got the last 2 games massively wrong but he is by no means as bad as people are saying he is.
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My Grandad's is the title win in 1963
My Dad's (I imagine
@HowardParr3
) is Bayern/QPR 85
Kenwrights is a boxing match 😂
If that doesn't sum up the gap between fanbase and board, I don't know what does
Chairman Bill on the best night of his life, which have “all been at Goodison”
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The fans booing Humphries there on D8... and Littler telling them to stop.
HE'S 16! What a credit to the sport he is.
Darts is set for an immense 10 years.
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@amckenna113
@Everton
Bring back Jags, Baines, Cahill for it too.
Gives them a send off they missed and helps Sligo out.
Win-win
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@Thomas33466234
@premierleague
100% mate. It's not like we use these excuses for the Luton, Villa, or Arsenal losses.
Evertonians are honest when we've only got ourselves to blame. The 4 games I've mentioned I don't think it's been a fair game
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@TheEvertonEnd
Yeah, he's only been our player of the season, tbf.
Worst tweet I've seen since I've had the app 😂
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@Stylo_____
I physically collapsed onto the table in the pub when Castagne caught that one on the volley haha
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"Literally word for word" 😂😂😂
Alan the Toffee
Alan Partridge here is literally Everton trying to get decisions from the Premier League while Jenni is the other clubs.
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Just the 19 clubs involved this season, was it?
The way they've treated our great club has been a total disgrace. Damage done, no blue will forget.
We've been on quite the journey in 2023/24... 🎞️
What will the final day produce tomorrow? 🔮
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Tarks' reaction sums it up. Yeah, it's poor, but ffs.
It's not football, this
It’s so silly what they’ve allowed the game to become. Look at the feigning injury. I dislike it all.
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Dyche only made 1 sub today. Everyone OK with that, yeah?
Great manager
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Newcastle's obsession with Jordan Pickford is seriously fucking odd, BTW.
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So sick of these must-win games being to survive in the division.
My Grandad saw us win 2 leagues, 2 CS and FA Cup in 60s.
My Dad 2 league, 4 CS, FA Cup, ECWC in 80s.
Both FA Cup and CS in 95.
I've seen Jags' pen in a semi final.
Nothing to smile about for 29 years.
Shite.
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Kenwright is a wanker
Beto is the answer
Scoring goals from everywhere
Signed for £30 million
And he's fucking brilliant
Try and stop him if you dare
Music and lyrics by Louis Parr:
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Branthwaite and Dom will get the headlines and rightfully so, but it shouldn't go unnoticed the performances of Pickford, Tarkowski and Mykolenko.
Pickford in particular was outstanding. UTFT 🔵
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Luton Town would be 10 points adrift of Everton had it not been for a points deduction.
Luton Town arguably would not have had the run of form they did had they not been incentivised by Everton's initial 10 point deduction.
They are not the victims in any way, shape or form.
"An absolute farce... no morals, no class" 😡
Luton Town fans say they are the forgotten victims of Everton and Nottingham Forest's FFP chaos |
@GeorgeRSimms
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Alright for you and Calum Wilson to slag off Richarlison, though, isn't it?
Hypocrite
"It's gone way too far - it's embarrassing. I've never seen this in football, how one person can be destroyed any time he does anything wrong, even when it's not his fault and he's just involved. People forget he is human and this will affect him mentally."
Antonio on Maguire
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What a job he's done.
Only result here that is disappointing on paper is losing at home to 10th placed Fulham. But that's forgiven for shock wins over Arsenal and Brighton.
We'd have been gone without Dyche
Games Won - 15pts
Arsenal H
Leeds H
Brentford H
Brighton A
Bournemouth H
Games Drawn - 6pts
Nottingham Forest A
Chelsea A
Tottenham H
Crystal Palace A
Leicester A
Wolves A
Games Lost - 0pts
Liverpool A
Aston Villa H
Arsenal A
Man Utd A
Fulham H
Newcastle H
Man City H
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I'm sat here absolutely shitting myself about Everton's future this morning, whilst top 6 clubs can do whatever they like with no consequences.
Why us? You're fucking about with people's happiness you bastards
@premierleague
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@Evertonzck
Since I've been going:
Heading- Cahill
Creativity- Baines
Defence- Jagielka
Shooting- Lukaku
Speed- Godfrey
Dribbling- ???
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Spot on, they've taken more than 10 points off us with the way they've handled it.
Not to mention refereeing performances throughout the season.
You're a disgrace,
@premierleague
Sean Dyche admits for first time that points deduction is having impact on players
By
@joe_thomas18
#EFC
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@F0reverEvert0n
Wright, Stevens, Wilson, Van Den Hauwe, Baines, Coleman, Cresswell, Parker, Newton
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Murphy is every Kopite in the pub here.
Self-righteous, arrogant, incorrect and cult-like.
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One last decision to fuck us over from Oliver. Consolation prize for
@premierleague
after they failed in relegating us.
Corrupt bastards
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One of the good guys. RIP Super Kev 💙
Off instagram. He doesn’t post on here much but I think Gid’s meeting seems to sum up what we all thought of Campbell
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Can't believe I've seen blues say "stop whinging" about these VAR decisions.
We all know that Beto should have won it anyway but the two aren't mutually exclusive.
We're missing chances but we're also getting had off week after week.
It's taking the piss
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After all the shite we've had with officials this season, I can't believe the kick off that gets the coverage was the sole game we've had one go our way.
Couldn't make it up 😂
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We'd be in League One without this fella.
What a man
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@evertonspares
I'm a wool, and I was fuming about it whilst loads of scousers were singing it
Its not all our fault 😂
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Undercover 😂😂
Over inflated ego, just like the club he supports
Smallest club in the North East
I had actually planned to go undercover at Sunderland’s Trafalgar Square party with Newcastle United being in London on the same weekend for a YouTube video
I will no longer be doing that now 😅
#NUFC
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Country would be sound if he'd been elected
🚨 NEW: Jeremy Corbyn’s “alternative” manifesto:
Cost of living
- Energy, water, rail and mail companies publicly owned
- £15 minimum wage
- End to zero-hour contracts
- Fairer policy of shared parental leave
- Abolish two- child benefits cap
- Introduce a system of
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The reaction to Dyche's press conference today shows just how much of a problem a portion of our fanbase are.
Its clear to see he's more relaxed and jokey to ease the pressure. Done it loads last season and it worked.
Far too reactionary, some blues imo
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@F0reverEvert0n
Labone, Ratcliffe, Watson, TG Jones, Hurst, Harris, Lyons, Jagielka, Kenyon/Mountfield
Again not necessarily in order
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The width of a toenail has denied a fine footballing city of its greatest moment in 37 years.
Instead a club that sold their soul, who play an active role in destroying the FA Cup, triumph... again.
Get. It. Gone.
If you think magic moments should be taken away over this, you're not a football fan. Bollocks to VAR and any tool who defends it.
#covmun
#ccfc
#fuckvar
#scrapvar
#artnotscience
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Great seeing the fume over the FA Cup Replay decision.
The more people on board against the Sky six, FA and Premier League the better.
Get them gone and give us our game back
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Great manager. I wouldn't want anyone else at my club right now
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Couldn't agree more with this, if Everton didn't exist, why would you bother watching?
I fucking despise football by the way. If I didn’t love this club so much I’d happily never watch a game ever again, it’s a fucking terrible sport ruined by corruption to the core. Absolutely fucking woeful sport.
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Can't believe Matthew Perry has died.
Legend of television, Chandler will never be forgotten 💙
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Another game of football ruined by the officials today.
West Ham fans making a 6 hour round trip on a Sunday to watch referees cost them 2 points and the chance to close in on 5th.
It's pathetic and so blatantly predictable
@FA_PGMOL
@premierleague
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Become an Everton hero these past 2 months this lad hahaha
Abdoulaye Doucouré is speaking with El Bilal Touré to help Everton win the race for the highly rated forward, the player likes Atalanta's project but is believed to be leaning towards Everton and the premier league, come on blues 🙏🏻
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Favourite ever player.
And a bloke who deserves the utmost credit for how he's led the lads this season. Love tarky
Absolutely love English centre backs of Polish ancestry from Manchester who wear the number 6 👌
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Get in. Top player, first of many
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They hate us, we hate them.
We've beaten them this season, we'll beat them again next.
Despite your best efforts, we'll see you in August,
@premierleague
👍
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