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London North Eastern Failway

@LNEFailway

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London North Eastern Failway

@LNEFailway

1 year

See it, say it, ignore it and be delulu with us ^MK

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London North Eastern Failway

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@northernfailway Nobody knows if this train will run! What a mystery. ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@northernfailway Stop changing platforms at shitadilly with short notice ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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1 day

@thameshite @AondosooW86655 @dog_gem SCUNNEH ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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1 day

@AondosooW86655 @thameshite @dog_gem Mr Saville? ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@AondosooW86655 @thameshite @dog_gem The people ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@dog_gem @not_northern I could reply to this with something amazing, but I don't fancy going to prison ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@AondosooW86655 @thameshite Uno Reverseo! Your bus ain't running ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@not_northern @dog_gem Hey! The Northern line is fine, just a tad noisy ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@thameshite @dog_gem Needs washing away by the Thames! Oh wait, it tried this week lol ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@thameshite @AondosooW86655 They travel on Arriva, most don't make it to their destination ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@thameshite @AondosooW86655 No, that's quite nice of me ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@dog_gem @not_northern You seem really annoyed by them, I hope you recover soon x ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@AondosooW86655 @arrivaessex @Intalink Instashite ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@dog_gem @not_northern And they have to catch you first ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@dog_gem @not_northern Yeah there was when I got on at Mornington Cres ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@AondosooW86655 @thameshite Migrants ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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@AondosooW86655 @not_northern Who is that

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London North Eastern Failway

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@AondosooW86655 @thameshite Condolences ^KP

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@AondosooW86655 @not_northern Tfl bends me over backwards ^KP

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London North Eastern Failway

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Admin got into an argument with a 999 operator ^KP

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