Kumail Nanjiani
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You heard that right. I’m coming back to standup. for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour.
✶ 9/20. . . . . .Washington, D.C.
✶ 9/21. . . . . . Philadelphia
✶ 10/4. . . . . .Atlanta
✶ 10/26. . . . .Austin
✶ 11/15. . . . . Madison
✶ 11/16. . . . .
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Suddenly all my American friends are texting me about cricket. Great timing guys.
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I was not successful.
Kumail Nanjiani explaining cricket to his American wife with peak Desi aura is the best thing I watched today😂
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#sponsored
While most put the pandemic in the past, my wife and other people who are immunocompromised like her are still at risk of getting severe COVID.
#MyCOVIDReality
is continuing to be safe at live events—for Emily’s health. So, what’s your COVID reality?
@UpTheAntibodies
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Many folks are asking so I’ll respond: everyone who watches these movies every year is watching the extended editions.
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Congratulations Pakistan. What a chase.
@iMRizwanPak
and
@imabd28
with wonderful centuries under pressure.
#PAKvSL
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I’m going to be on my favorite television show!
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Goodness. There will be laughs and smiles and fist pumps, but mostly there will be tears.
There will be tears.
"Are you ready for one last ride?"
The brand-new trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, only in theaters May 5.
#GotGVol3
@MarvelStudios
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Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is an utter triumph. We now have another entry on the list of perfect trilogies, along with LOTR & Before Sunrise (& a handful of other ones). It’s James Gunn’s best work & one of the best comic book movies ever made. I couldn’t love it more.
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This is the full video of Emily secretly taping me while I tried to teach her cricket. (Don’t worry. It’s only 22 seconds long.)
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Ghostbusters was my first favorite movie. I remember the first time I watched it. It felt like someone had made a movie just for me.
Anyway here’s the trailer for the Ghostbusters movie that I am in.
It'll send a chill down your spine. Watch the teaser trailer for
#Ghostbusters
: Frozen Empire, coming soon exclusively to movie theaters.
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In.
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Yyyyyesssssss!
Now I picket exclusively for
@sagaftra
!
The WGA reached a tentative agreement with the AMPTP. Today, our Negotiating Committee, WGAW Board, and WGAE Council all voted unanimously to recommend the agreement. The strike ends at 12:01 am. Check out our deal at .
#WGAStrong
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To be clear, I meant “in” as in “I am IN to watch this movie,” not “I am IN this movie.”
I am NOT in Superman. But I am very excited to watch it.
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YES!!! Hallelujah. I can tweet a certain trailer that I am VERY EXCITED ABOUT at midnight.
SAG-AFTRA negotiators have approved a tentative agreement that will end the longest actors strike against the film and TV studios in Hollywood history.
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Ghostbusters was my first favorite movie. I remember exactly how I felt the first time I watched it. Horror and comedy in one movie? This movie was made for me, and I watched it over and over.
The script is unbelievably good. I can’t believe I get to be a part of this world.
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Steve Martin and Martin Short. Making it look effortless for decades.
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Yes!!!! It’s been a tough five months (!) but we finally have a deal!!!
The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized.
#WGAStrike
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This is just an appreciation tweet to say that my boy
@BarryKeoghan
in The Banshees of Inisherin is my favorite performance of the year. Stunning work. I’m so proud of you.
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33M ppl in Pakistan have lost their homes, livelihood & access to food, medicine & sanitation due to flash floods. I'm auctioning an exclusive Zoom call with me to raise funds for the 33M flood victims of Pakistan. Please visit: to bid.
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New season of "Only Murders in the Building premieres on August 27th and it has a ton of amazing people and also ME!
@OnlyMurdersHulu
@hulu
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Doing stand up again after 7 years away has been extremely fun. I don’t know why I ever stopped.
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Rizwan bhai uglee dafa aap match se pehlay kayla kha lein. Cramp nahin lagay gaa.
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“I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.”
“So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”
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The new Guardians holiday special by
@JamesGunn
is lovely. Very fun, funny and extremely emotional. I loved it.
And a special thanks to him for including posters for TWO Kingo projects in there.
จาก Easter Egg เล็กๆใน Guardians Holiday Specials ให้ข้อมูลใหม่ของพวก Eternals ที่ถูก Arishem ดึงตัวไป
นี่คง "ปัจจุบันที่สุด" ในไทมไลน์ของ MCU น่าจะเป็น Christmas 2025 และมีโปสเตอร์หนังใหม่ของ Kingo ถึงสองเรื่อง นั่นหมายความว่าเหล่า Eternals น่าจะถูกส่งกลับมาแล้ว
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Rest in Peace Scott. I genuinely don’t know what to say. I always looked forward to seeing you and talking to you and I can’t believe that will never happen again. I’ll miss you buddy.
Scott Wampler passed away today. He was my friend, co-host, and partner in crime. I’m still in shock. I don’t know many details, but I know it was sudden and he was with friends.
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All episodes of
#WelcometoChippendales
are now streaming on
@hulu
. Perfect time to binge! Murder! Intrigue! Arson! G strings! Couple more murders! Attempted murders! Binge it!
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@SeanRohani
Congrats buddy. I am heartbroken but glad you have this wonderful opportunity. Please take good care of him. He is a very special guy.
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Go see
#DungeonsAndDragonsMovie
in the theater. It’s so much fun. Hilarious, surprising, awesome, moving, with an absolutely perfect cast. I need more of these.
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What is going on. I’m not saying these are alien aircrafts, but if they were, this is exactly what the officials would be saying.
NSC spokesperson John Kirby on UFOs: "We have not yet been able to definitively assess what these most recent objects are."
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Also I am a huge fan of The Real Ghostbusters (the animated series) and that show was a point of reference for this movie. The filmmakers wanted to make a long episode of the animated series. So if you love that show as I do, be excited.
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Oh yeah…
.
@kumailn
's final form unlocked. His Spidersona will fit right in with the rest of our Spider Society dream team.
#SpiderVerse
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I’m in this gorgeous movie playing a duck. That’s right. A duck. Because I have range. It’s out this Christmas.
(Actually it’s a mallard.)
This holiday, embark on the family adventure of a lifetime. Watch the new trailer for
#MigrationMovie
now, and see it only in theaters this Christmas.
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Massive congrats to everybody, but especially
@BarryKeoghan
and Brian Tyree Henry and everyone associated with Everything Everywhere All Once.
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Ghostbusters. What da ya want?
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Ok to clarify: I am NOT in Spiderverse 2. They just made me this cool looking Spiderman drawing that looks like me. Why? Because I’m cool. But NOT cool enough to be in the movie. As you were.
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized.
#WGAStrike
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I get to live my lifelong dream of being a late night talk show host tonight. I’m guest hosting
@JimmyKimmelLive
tonight with my friends
@NikkiGlaser
&
@PaulScheer
and music from
@MonLaferte
! 11:35|10:35c on
@ABC
. Come watch me try to not cry from joy the entire time
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@MrMuto
@reitheboi
Wow. They never told me. That is ridiculous. I am very sorry for that. And I will be talking to my reps. Can you tell me when you would have sent the offer? I want to figure out what happened. And congrats on the premiere!
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For the first time in 7 years, I’m doing stand up regularly again. Come see my all new material at
@LargoLosAngeles
on Oct 3rd. Tickets here:
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@JamesGunn
I’m just talking about the trailer, James. But you’ve now unknowingly revealed the movie itself will also have tears. Huge misstep! Kevin will be pissed.
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All episodes of
#WelcometoChippendales
are now streaming on
@hulu
. Binge 'em all before it's too late. Otherwise will be major consequences. I can't get into details right now, but they will be bad. Trust me. It's safer to just binge them all ASAP. I'd hit play right now.
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Oh goodness. Thank you. I had a lot more I wanted to say to you but decided to not embarrass myself any further. Wonderful meeting you both. Thank you for being so kind and for… everything else.
Thank you .. it was great to talk with you at the Peabody Awards.
You did a great job.. funny and spontaneous. Mel and I had a wonderful time meeting you.
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Wow. This is utterly thrilling. What a lovely and remarkably talented group of actors. Thank you
@TelevisionAcad
.
The
#Emmy
nominees for Lead Actor In A Limited or Anthology Series or Movie are:
#DanielRadcliffe
#EvanPeters
@Kumailn
#MichaelShannon
@steveyeun
#TaronEgerton
#Emmys
#Emmys2023
#EmmyNoms
#TelevisionAcademy
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Thanks so much Chrissy. You have good taste in television programs.
white lotus took up so much of our twitter timelines (rightfully so, I fucking loved it, I just didn’t talk about it because of spoilers!) that I think I need to tell you that chippendales on Hulu is very entertaining
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One more time with feeling. The teaser trailer for for the finale of the Guardians Trilogy.
#GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3
#VOL3
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JANINE IN FLIGHT SUIT!
Who you gonna call?
#Ghostbusters
: Frozen Empire hits the world-exclusive new issue of Empire, gathering the cast old and new for an epic shoot with the Ecto-1 – with two glow-in-the-dark covers to collect!
On sale Thursday 18 January.
READ MORE:
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Do you know what's coming?
#Ghostbusters
: Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theaters March 22.
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SAG members, listen to Paul and do this asap. Vote YES on the strike vote authorization. I did and it took moments.
Hey
@SAG
members make sure to vote YES takes just a few seconds.
If you didn’t get a postcard, you just need your ID # & last 4 of your SSN.
This is big vote.
#SAGAFTRAStrong
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Demorge has been found in a hospital. Thanks everyone for your help. Hope he recovers quickly.
If anyone has been in touch with Demorge in the last couple of days, please let us know. Respond here, dm
@ChrisThayerSays
or
@mattvanpeters
on Instagram.
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I’m on FRESH AIR WITH TERRY GROSS!!!!
TODAY: Comic and actor
@kumailn
. He stars in 'Welcome to Chippendales' on Hulu as the founder of the male strip club. We'll also talk about how his physical transformation for Marvel's 'Eternals' has changed him as a person and as an actor.
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Go eat
@khanadetroit
if you can. Amazing food.
.
@kumailn
+
@emilyvgordon
get a taste of the Pakistani-inspired dishes being whipped up by
@khanadetroit
! 😋
#GreatFoodTruckRace
is all-new Sunday at 8|7c or
@StreamOnMax
.
#StreamOnMax
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We are sponsoring a free screening of
@PoliteSocietyFF
at
@aperturecinema
in Winston-Salem, NC. It’s totally free! Just show up! We wanted to support cool small movies and cool small theaters. Sunday May 7th at 1:15 pm. First come first serve. (We’d love to be there but we can’t
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My father in law, Ray Romano, directed a movie and it looks great!
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This is despicable. And they're just emailing it to people.
A new web portal facilitates cancellation of a GA voter’s registration.
All you need is a name, county, DOB, and DL #.
This page also looks verrry similar to the one used to ✅ whether your voter registration is still active.
Do…we see a problem here?
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Wow. Thanks. Tremendous company.
The 2023 nominees for Best Actor in a Limited Series or Streaming Movie are:
Daniel Radcliffe - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
Evan Peters - Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
Ewan McGregor - Obi Wan Kenobi
Kumail Nanjiani - Welcome to Chippendales
Sam Claflin - Daisy
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Big Freeze. Bigger Ghosts.
#Ghostbusters
: Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theatres March 22.
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@EricLabRat
@emptybottle
He stiffed me too! I did a bunch of shows my last weekend in Chicago to have a bit more money to move to New York. He gave me none of it. Thanks for doing the shows and sorry you got stiffed too!
Follow me. I’m going to pay you for those shows right now. Least I can do.
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Come play Mortal Kombat 1 with us! For charity! Yes I know they misspelled the name of the game but it’s a great cause! Proceeds cover Film & TV Crew healthcare for
@tusctogether
through their
@MPTF
fund. BID HERE:
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Wow. Thanks so much. All episodes are out. Binge Welcome to Chippendales now on
@hulu
!
If you’re looking for a terrific series to watch, put on “Welcome To Chippendale’s” (Hulu). Tremendous Emmy-caliber dramatic work from
@kumailn
. Annaleigh Ashford &
@JulietteLewis
are terrific. And I can’t believe Murray Bartlett is the same guy from “The White Lotus” (S1).
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I'm the 1st guest on this wonderful podcast about Spielberg movies. It's called The Spiel & it was created by
@EricVespe
&
@ScottWamplerRIP
. I wish Scott was still here so he could get props for his fantastic work. I had a blast talking Raiders of the Lost Ark with these two.
He was referring to the premiere episode of The Spiel with us taking Raiders of the Lost Ark with Kumail Nanjiani. It’s available now! Go listen and I bet you’ll agree with Scott.
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This was a good talk.
After a decade of comedy success (and a bit of light blockbusting with Marvel and Star Wars), Kumail Nanjiani (
@kumailn
) is wading into the unknown with true crime drama Welcome to Chippendales.
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Thank you! This is awesome. Wait till you get to the later episodes….
Finally sat down to watch. Kumail Nanjiani is excellent in WELCOME TO CHIPPENDALES. Murray Bartlett is always fun to watch and omg Juliette Lewis is a national treasure. Also, soundtrack is solid! L
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Yes do it. Get ready for a Flawless Victory. (Yours. I'm not good anymore.)
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The other Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire international trailer disappeared, so here it is again. Completely different from the American one released yesterday.
#ghostbusters
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