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Girl Dad, Texas Ex, Geophysicist, Astros, Crayon Eater. We are truly living in the worst timeline.
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Twitter being completely fuxored reminds me of the time my mom got Itchy and Scratchy cancelled and all the kids went outside to play.
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@MikewitthenikeS
@Sheglar_GD
You can tell he knows he shouldn’t be talking because he can’t even figure out what to call Black people. Say it with your chest dude.
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@DylanBurns1776
I love that being against white supremacy makes you a leftist. No it makes you decent.
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@LeaveNothingFTF
@JuddApatow
@kayleighmcenany
@realDonaldTrump
It still blows my mind that white rural America has been duped into believing that these are the ones they should relate to. No, these white elites are the reason your family will likely never prosper beyond the middle class. This is the man that keeps everyone down.
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@SugeWill
@AstrosFansUK
Blackout restrictions during a pandemic where fans aren’t allowed to attend 😂
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Neon on Netflix is dope. Highly recommend for fans of the music industry and/or Reggaeton.
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@TylerPostma4
@RashidaTlaib
Yep. If they allow this nonsense to go on, they will be the minority come 2023.
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@classy_cutie03
@MikewitthenikeS
@Sheglar_GD
Yup. Same with that Barstool video floating around where the owner said he thought Kaep was an Arab. Like man if you’re gonna start stuttering like that your brain and body are trying to tell you something you might want to listen to. 😂
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@PSilvaWorld
@mariebardi
She looked less scared running from her ex-husband in Kindergarten Cop.
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I guess they accidentally gave the Twins all of the baseballs MLB marked for Aaron Judge.
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@BrendanBuck
@jaketapper
Pandemic? Nah.
Campaign for Republicans in GA? Nah.
Complain on Twitter about election? Yeah.
Golf? Absolutely.
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@mat_johnson
@KenTremendous
It blows my mind that Pence uttered the words “after all I’ve done for him”. He is loyal to no one. We all know this.
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@kaitlancollins
They let the right person handle this presser. Sterling brought the passion that was necessary.
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@SarahHuckabee
One tweet about the invasion of the Capitol. 3 tweets about “Big Tech”. Priorities are clear.
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@ChiSoxFanScott
@NBCSWhiteSox
I kinda understood him putting on that show in the 8th. Hey maybe you fire the guys up. But in the presser? A guy in baseball that long should know there’s no way Graveman is throwing at a guy up 0-2, with that lead. Just mind boggling for him to act like that.
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@jgeltzer
Should the Democrats request that ballots are further divided based on whether they possibly arrived late because DeJoy ignored a court order to search for undelivered ballots?
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@telushk
@KeithOlbermann
It seems to me if you used your military ID or law enforcement ID to gain access then you should be treated as if you were acting within the official capacity of that institution and thus should be prosecuted under those laws.
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@TimAlberta
If you need an upscale place for a press conference but don’t want to pay upscale prices, call me at the Waldorf Astoria Tire World
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@HouCounterplot
Think of all the minor league pitchers who won’t get called up because he’s cheating. I mean some of them deserve to but won’t get their shot.
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@GerryMcBride
I had this bad boy to help me blow through my 500 texts per month. The speakers were great for listening to samples of ringtones before ultimately deciding on D4L’s “Laffy Taffy”.
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@ar_wise
@BravesGasm
His grandparents have to be infuriated. And if they’ve passed well…still…It just doesn’t make sense on any level. Optics aside there aren’t many positive themes that can be explored in these photos.
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@bubbaprog
Haha work together. Haha yeah tell that to all the working people over 60 who are still working because people like him manipulate markets and destroy 401ks.
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My 4 year old daughter, playing with slime, holds it up and tells me “This is my favorite non-Newtonian fluid”. Pretty rad
@TheSpaceGal
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@ToiStory
@ClassicllyKoiia
@_LoveScorpio
@ErickaSkywalkrr
@PrettyGenny08
I mean, I’m here for it. Unlock the creativity!
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@TheUnwritenMyth
@choenyanethebe
@daronm09
@tize4PF
I’ve actually helped image large swaths of the ocean floor!
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This little guy passed away yesterday. He was our doggo for 14 years and was one of the best boys. I’m happy we got to spend his last few hours in comfort and peace.
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@benjaminokeefe
@jaketapper
The danger there is Joy is unlikely to update the tweet with facts or remove it. This disinformation campaign must be met head on to extinguish the doubts lingering about the fairness of this election.
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@ravyossi
@PoliticalAnim13
@ddale8
This is the only thing anyone will learn from the President's legal team. Thanks for the heads up. Pun intended!
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@Shadow7763
@williedamajin
@DevilArtemisX
I’m surprised Robocop was my favorite. Not sure who the acquaintance guy was.
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@sarahkunst
@soledadobrien
@brianstelter
This is what it has come to. Republicans don’t want to acknowledge that a country built by immigrants and for immigrants is shifting away from their values. Instead of re-examining these values, they want to lean in and declare that everyone else is wrong and they are right.
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@FrackHazReveal
@benshapiro
I know the 2nd Amendment gives us the right to bare arms but Marjorie, my word.
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@McClain_on_NFL
It’s cool. We got some draft picks for D Hop that will allow us to be good for years to come! Trust the process! Oh, what’s that? We didn’t?
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@Keionisbored
@KyleBBetz
@JeffFletcherOCR
You guys literally cheated with Angels. In the Outfield? How have you not seen that documentary? You had one bending the foul pole, one picked up an outfielder and flew him to make a catch, one time they played hacky sack with a live ball?!???
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@MLVasquez361
@dkdeberry
Imagine trying to win a ball game by not giving the batter a pitch he wants.
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@TravisKole
@carleyamox09
@nhlstroll
@BenjaminSRaven
I like the move because if enforced (big IF) then more people have access. People go in there and buy up all the cards to resell once demand is manufactured.
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@RipGriffin3
@TheAthletic
Anyone in charge of catching those Correa missiles cannot be defined as a bad first baseman.
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@oneunderscore__
Whenever I see an error like this by a journalist I’m reminded of this scene from Season 5 of The Wire.
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@kavitapmd
It’s also surreal to have VP acting like a President while the actual President still holds office.
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@RedditCFB
@baby_nashville
Florida gave up 52, at home, to Stanford. Oh sorry that was Samford.
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@BizarreLazar
His words matter. He needs to be held accountable for this bullshit. He’s yelling fire in a crowded theater.
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Ugh can’t believe the Astros won’t have home field because of this stupid meaningless game.
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@annaclick22
Ugh so frustrating. Why are you running??? I didn’t press....oh wait I may have 😂
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Shout out to
@AthleticsRants
for a fun exhibition series. I hope Opening Day against the Dodgers tomorrow goes swimmingly.
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Next year I want a Bad Bunny/BTS half time show in which not one English word is spoken.
Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and Lee Greenwood would put on a better Halftime Show than these hoodlums.
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