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Imagine being two lads who started a cycling podcast during Covid out of nothing and now you’ve got the ear of Remco Evenepoel.
Its so silly really.
Two hours with Remco Evenepoel.
Tonight on LRCP.
7pm CEST
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@APHClarkson
And that will be the switch from “Europe are our allies” to “Europe is our competition why are we supporting them?”.
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@BenjiNaesen
Rob Hatch and Ned Boulting are excellent. They understand the tactical side of racing. Jose Been does too. The rest are sort of from a ‘Lads, lads, lads’ kind of place.
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Is your dad still racially abusing footballers pal?
@ChesterFC
@BSFCTheBlues
Curtail the season. Going down with 0 points. Can't even beat relegation favourites nevermind one of the big boys.
NPL football next season x
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@APHClarkson
A lot of my friends think Germany has got this sort of almost utopian quality after visits to the bigger cities. Once you scratch the surface you see that this isn’t the case at all, it’s as functionally dysfunctional as anywhere.
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🚨
@MarskeUnitedFC
update:
▪️ The club has been saved due to significant financial contributions and fundraising efforts.
▪️ However, they were not able to raise the £120,000 to continue in the Northern Premier League Premier Division and have consequently withdrawn from the
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@christogrozev
@steve_hanke
“The sanctions don’t work” is double speak for “Please remove these crippling sanctions”.
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@EndemannMartin
Ähm. Müngersdorfer Stadion, Zentralstadion, Waldstadion…..why not just use the old names?
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I can’t believe hes coming home!
I believe Chester FC have agreed a deal to sign a forward as discussed on The Friday Night Football Show with Calum.
The player won’t be involved tonight, but will be available for Saturdays home game with Banbury.
All should be confirmed tomorrow.
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I am going to be in a state of mourning when he goes back to Everton.
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Here the crazy thing.
We’re missing probably 3 or 4 players who could come back in and all command a place in the starting XI.
Its not just a good side, its a strong squad.
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@APHClarkson
I’ve become more and more convinced that the Meloni/Italian position is partly born from a similar situation of Russia needlessly creating enemies in North Africa.
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Scunthorpe are fucked. Big trouble.
But an alarming number of fans are willing to stand by their chairman and owner who has bought more problems to a club that was already in crisis before he took over.
It’s staggering how many can’t see the wood for the trees.
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A wonderful footballer but an even better human being and the perfect example to those coming through from the academy.
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@christogrozev
The lack of George Soros discourse throughout all of this is an own-goal in the information war.
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Fylde have only had two home attendances bigger than our away following today.
And one of those was against us!
73: Today's attendance at Haig Avenue is 2,638 with 1,336
#ChesterFC
fans.
Thank you for your outstanding support. 👏
🟡1-2🔵
#SOUCFC
#OurClub
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Usually there is a way for Chester to lose any game of football no matter what.
But we’re running out of options tonight. We might have to settle for a good away win and a clean sheet in the north east.
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Filmed on an IPod Nano this.
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When Kurt Willoughby is through on goal.
🅰️
@HarryTyrer
⚽️
@Kurtwilloughby1
📹 Watch our match highlights from yesterday's victory over
@BPAFCOfficial
! 👇
#OurClub
🔵⚪️
#CFCBPA
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Doesn’t get talked about enough or enough credit.
We’ve bought in 2 left backs this season, sent Ollie out on loan and he keeps coming back and always keeps his ‘replacement’ out of the side.
Young Player Of The Year.
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What the last 3 days has shown us is that we can do big things, big games and big crowds.
I don’t want to come across as a snarky tosser but those who are coming up tonight for the first time in a while need to stick with us win or lose and get down the Deva on Saturday.
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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today.
What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Up the coming from behind and winning away on Cabbage Patches in small towns stuck in the Industrial Revolution Seals.
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I just want to say now that I’m home.
That is a right mission, 700km, 8 hours on the road for a 2-2 draw.
Any fan that went to that match today deserves a lot of credit 2 days before Christmas.
We’ve basically been to Norway.
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In one tweet, tell us about the attack that has brought you the most joy to watch, and why. Can be from your team, from someone else's, or even an attack you fell in love with during a World Cup.
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We need to get these over for a friendly.
We’re delighted to announce
——————
THE APPOINTMENT OF
WISDOM KUMAH
——
as the head coach of our club .
📥 Wisdom Kumah was a former player of the following Clubs : Gagra Fc / Georgia 🇬🇪 Real Sportive, former Ghana U-17 🇬🇭 Black Starlet.
Welcome to the Apedwa Wolf Family
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The pace of change in what this clubs offers on a matchday over the last 6 months has been both staggering and positive.
More of this.
🎶 Live Music
🍟
@Doughandgo
Loaded Fries
🍩
@planet_doughnut
☕️ Ginger Cat Coffee
🎯
@streetwise_scr
Inflatable Football Darts
🏟️ Here's 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗢𝗻 at the Deva this weekend! 💪
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Still crying Liam?
Enjoy the crisps.
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So the best defence in the league from last season is staying together.
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2-0 Vs Scunthorpe.
1-0 Vs South Shields.
1-0 Vs Brackley Town.
2-0 Vs Tamworth.
And some of you lot are moaning about a 0-0 Vs Boston.
Suck my arse.
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I see them Chester fans are at it again.
The Blacon Seals have raised more than £5,000 after completing their 23-mile walk to the New Year's Day game against
@theyellows
in support of Maddie and Ava, two special girls and their families. 💙
Read more and donate below! ⤵️
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@ChesterFC
Chester are full-time.
Chester stayed over.
The excuses keep rolling in whether they’re true or not.
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Its like how Louis Gray used to come for corners.
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Not only are we 8 unbeaten. We have kept 5 clean sheets out of the last 6.
That is unbelievable to think about after last season.
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Really weird behaviour.
If we ever beg a celebrity for anything I will personally fold the club myself.
Hey
@RMcElhenney
@VancityReynolds
our supporters think we don’t need a scoreboard at Brackley Town Football Club, what do you think?
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Spotted at Chester Station aswell.
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@APHClarkson
I struggled with my first visit to Russia when we traveled from Narva in Estonia to St Petersburg. I couldn’t work out how such a stark difference was made in such a short period of time over about 200km.
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The Cheap Option Strikes Again.
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We let our club food, we let our club food, we’re Chester Fc, we let our club food.
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Some of the replies in this are absolutely epic.
We went 22 away games out of 23 unbeaten last season, that won’t happen again.
We hammered a well fancied Kings Lynn side last weekend.
Calm down.
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Do not give this man a seconds thought about striking the ball at goal.
His first goal at Hanley and this are great examples of what a dangerous Bagsman he is.
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I really enjoyed my first day of work at the Chester Fc Complaints department yesterday.
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A short story.
Matty came on as a sub in the FA Cup replay at Hanley Town.
At full time he was back out doing some running because he didn’t feel a 15-20 minute sub appearance was enough for him.
Top mentality that.
🗣️ Calum: “I’m really pleased that as a club we have been able to be proactive and secure one of our most talented players on a deal ahead of next season.”
New deal for
@mattywilliams01
! 🤩
#OurClub
🔵⚪️
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Heres what I reckon.
If you sign a 27 goal a season striker, give him the number 7 shirt, and then sign James Norwood, and stick him on the right of midfield, he probably feel great or play well.
That said, I don’t think he is an NL player. You got Unsworthed.
Did Chester actually send us the real Kurt Willoughby and if they did how the fcuk did he manage to score 27 goals last season.
#oafc
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@PlasFron
@APHClarkson
As with all newspapers since the turn of the millennium. The Guardians biggest trick was getting into the internet early and almost pioneering online news. Its one of the most visited websites in the UK along with the Daily Mail.
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@APHClarkson
His pressure is slowly going to turn Europe into a challenger and hes not thought about what that means for US interests outside of Europe.
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Controlled every minute of that.
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@APHClarkson
Drinking their own supply of Kool Aid is what got them into this War in the first place. It could be the thing that takes them out of it too.
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No bullshit now. This is one of the greatest tackles I’ve ever seen.
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@APHClarkson
By trade I’m an engineer, not a structural engineer but I know enough to say that the technical term in Staffordshire for that bridge is ‘shagged’.
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Always scores when a new COD drops.
This lad has got a 5 k/d.
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I’m heart broken.
📋 Following the conclusion of the 2021/22 season,
#ChesterFC
can now confirm its retained list.
#OurClub
🔵⚪️
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What commitment this is from the Packmoor Peles Mum. 💙
Flew in from Dubai to support Chester tonight. Thank you to the guys that found my daughter & I seats. This is our second time to The Deva & we weren't disappointed. The fans were electric, the lads were class & what an experience 💙
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@BenjiNaesen
We nearly had a completely normal bike race for the first time this season. We had a good run.
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@ChesterFC
@southport_fc
I’m sure the goals would look even better if they weren’t filmed on a Toaster whilst aboard the International Space Station.
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@BenjiNaesen
I get it. Like Vaughters knows this is nonsense, but presented with the chance to talk about his GC hopeful he can’t say “Yeah, he’ll finish 9th and 11 minutes whine the winner”.
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The kid on the right has got 3 hands.
Kidsgrove as fuck that.
Kidsgrove Athletic stand in solidarity with the other 700+ entrants of the FA Cup that weren’t consulted over scrapping replays. We are disgusted that the greatest cup competition in the world is being killed to satisfy the wealthiest 3% of the football pyramid.
#SavetheFACup
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FT:
@southport_fc
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.
Dominant. 5⃣ wins in a row. What a display from the boys in blue! 🙌💙
#OurClub
|
#SOUCFC
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3G? Mate that pitch was fucking 1G.
@ChesterFC
So if your Manager thinks
@TheDabbers
3G pitch is the worst he’s seen thank him for showing no respect to smaller league club’s property by kicking our fencing and wearing those posh slippers on our pitch, when it clearly says for those who can read “ No flat soles”
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Still absolutely mental that they got a Free Kick for volleying Liam Edwards head.
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Peterborough Sports.
Not only was it shit, we were being water boarded because the roof leaked no matter where you were.
It makes Guantanamo Bay seem like a walk in the park.
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My head fell complete clean off when this went in, probably not the thing to happen when you’re on Seals Live.
@MrMattyjohnson
head stayed totally intact and I don’t know how.
A good excuse to show this 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻, right? 😉
See you tomorrow. 🏠
🔗 🔗
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I reckon we’ll be alright you know.
💙 The Early Bird window has now 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱, and we are delighted to announce that 1⃣,5⃣0⃣0⃣
#ChesterFC
Season Tickets have been sold!
Simply amazing. Thank you for your support. Bring on 23/24.👏
#OurClub
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@DJ_Saighton
@YesTom
Do you know how much of a fucking outright bottom of the barrel living in your mums box room, neck beard, incel, lone wolf killer type of not very serious human being you have come across as this evening? Are you even self aware in the slightest?
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If you’ve not got down the Deva on a Sunday I strongly suggest you do. These girls deserve your support.
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Wait until you see who can get promoted into this league.
Leiston are in the Play-off places of the Southern League Central, they’re based in Suffolk, and they are closer to Brussels than Chester.
🗺️Should Gateshead survive in the National League, it is likely one of Oxford City, St Albans, Braintree or Hemel Hempstead would be playing NL North football next season!
City (and Bishop Stortford, currently 2nd in the Isthmian League) both spent time in the Conference North.
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Mark Francois is on television talking about the Northern Ireland Protocol during a cost if living Crisis.
This isn’t about us, its about the Tory Party to them. We’re just an inconvenience.
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Good to see everyone is a miserable bastard in the replies.
New season. Same ambition. It's going to take 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗢𝗳 𝗨𝘀.
#ChesterFC
Season Tickets 2024/25. On sale now. ⤵️
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@BenjiNaesen
It’s cool that he got rid of all the bots and made everything better though isn’t it?
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I’ve said it loads of times over the last 5 years or so.
But our academy really is the best thing about this club and to see the outrageous work Cal has done being continued by
@MikeACoachMCR
just makes everything that little bit better.
FT:
@CFCYouthAcademy
2-0 AFC Fylde.
Take two? No bother. 💪
Forde and Daly strikes sees the lads once again advance into the First Round Proper. Get in! 💙
#OurClub
🔵⚪️
#FAYouthCup
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@TheWatc47403040
@F0reverEvert0n
@TonyCampari
@AllThingsRedLF1
I’ve just nipped to the Moon for a week.
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Absolute scum.
Unfortunately our community facility suffered vandalism overnight.
The damage can be repaired, but it is extremely frustrating. We will review site CCTV to see if we can indentify those responsible.
This is the first occurence in two years and we hope it will be the last.
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Taken over by a Ghanaian Vodka importer who is into his Crypto.
Just one normal day of The National League is all I ask.
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Don’t fancy playing us again lads? Sound.
🆚
@TranmereRovers
(A)
🆚
@OfficialBWFC
(A)
🆚
@stokecity
(A)
Three pre-season friendlies confirmed for our Men's Senior Team ahead of the 2023/24
#PL
campaign. 📆
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The ‘Moon Landings’ were a really filmed in a huge studio in the Mojave Desert by Stanley Kubrick.
@ChesterFC
That picture of Kole Hall scoring has been photoshopped as the main stand was nowhere near that full yesterday,am not having a go,just an observation I've made
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George Glendon got me through Lockdown and a period of time afterwards where I was very ill.
👏 On Saturday, Club Captain
@georgegleno
made his 100th
#ChesterFC
appearance.
He is an absolute credit to our football club. Congratulations, Glenno! 💙
#OurClub
🔵⚪️
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Up The Pandering To *Wokeness Seals.
*Wanting people to live in a nice, clean environment.
@ChesterFC
@PositivPlanetHQ
You do know we need CO2 for plants to exist yes?
Stick to soccer. Stop pandering to wokeness, it won't win you any matches.
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@IbouCatalan
@Landaz13
@oryxspioenkop
They don’t have any drones like the Bayraktar. Their drone fleet is limited to handheld surveillance drones. They have no drone fleet capable of attacks at all. Not one.
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All the best against Didcott Town next season.
All over here at TigerTurf Stadium.
Our relegation from the National League North is confirmed.
The club would like to thank the fans for all their outstanding support throughout a tough season. 💛❤️
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Thats the benchmark. Scunthorpe won’t get near it.
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Very good and solid. Has the potential to be a very good point if we can back it up with a win on Saturday.
We just need the ball to cross that line.
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Buxton a biggest home attendance of the season.
AND THEY ALL CAME TO WATCH THE FUCKING SEALS.
56’| BUX 🦌1-1 CHE 🦭
This afternoons attendance is 2042 thanks for all your support today 👏🏻
#UpTheBucks
|
#TeamBuxton
|💥
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