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@mrjamesob
Pray for
@MartinSLewis
this morning. Trying to explain to Edwina Currie that a bit of shiny foil behind the radiator won't counter a £5,000 bill.
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The despair and desperation in
@MartinSLewis
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@mrjamesob
show. He seems to be the only one who actually cares.
#lbc
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Thoughts and prayers with Michelle Mone at this incredibly difficult time 🙏
Today I am beginning the process to appoint a Covid Corruption Commissioner to get back what is owed to the British people.
The work of change has begun.
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The Norwich City guide to breaking your transfer record:
1) Sign player for record fee
2) Have an awful season
3) Send record signing on loan
4) Send record signing on loan again
5) Keep sending record signing on loan until his contract eventually expires and he leaves for free
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@mrjamesob
desperately hoping Johnson's resignation letter writers can drag it out until 10.01am.
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The equivalent of a whole block of the Lower Barclay will take their own lives in East Anglia this year.
Let that sink in before you start blubbing about it not being a kit release.
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@Kinsellas
@jonsnowC4
It is reported that the Government has refused to publish a report detailing the number of unpublished reports as this report would prejudice the publication of all outstanding reports.
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@AFCWimbledon
There are very few things that will unite the fans of 91 football league clubs.
This is one thing. 👏👏
#AFCW
#afcwimbledon
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@sophielouisecc
When Muslims are called letterboxes, that's ok. When protestors are called as "terrorists", that's ok. When people crossing the channel are called "invaders", that's ok. But pay Matt Hancock £400,000 to live in the Australian jungle and Tories are at risk of abuse and intolerance
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@JeffStelling
We've taken weeks of stick / banter for being a yo-yo club, not good enough to survive in the Premier League. Give me that over this greed fuelled money and power grab any day.
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I know nothing about Mark Attanasio.
I know nothing about the Milwaukee Admirals.
I know nothing about baseball.
But Delia and Michael think they are decent people and after 25 years of knocking away enquiries from questionable individuals, that speaks volumes.
#ncfc
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Middlesbrough's transfer business in summer of 2017/18:
Britt Assombalonga: £15.5m
Martin Braithwaite: £10m
Ashley Fletcher: £6.5m
Jonny Howson: £5m
Darren Randolph: £5m
Ryan Shotton: £3m
Cyrus Christie: £2.5m
I guess that's what £40m of parachute payments does for you...
Norwich confident of being able to outbid
#Boro
to sign Ben Gibson from Burnley - I guess that's what £40m of parachute payments does for you....
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@mrjamesob
Once our European friends see the possibilities of outdoor dining, the EU will quickly fall apart...
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Let me fix that headline for you:
"Norwich want consistancy across all divisions when determining how to conclude the season."
Norwich want Championship promotion scrapped if season does not finish
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.
@NorwichCityFC
took 3,000 fans to Stamford Bridge for a youth cup game.
#JustSaying
👀 look at that away stand!
Leeds have taken 1️⃣4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ fans to watch their U18 side in the FA Youth Cup!
You’ve got to love that level of support 👏👏👏
🎥
@ladtoleeds
#lufc
#mufc
#FACup
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What I love about this are the reactions of people like Jordan Rhodes. Dennis Srbeny. Felix Passlack. Michael McGovern. Players who have barely had a look in all season, but who have provided support to those on the pitch throughout the season without a word of complaint.
#ncfc
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Commentator: "Sturridge beats Vincent Kompany easily, and not many do that"
@NathanRedmond22
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We won't realise what we've got until it's gone.
Whatever you think about Delia and Michael you're not going to find too many owners who will be sitting on deckchairs to watch their team in a pre season game👏
#ncfc
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EFL fans 2019: "Look at Norwich, they are naive, didn't spend any money and are going to get relegated 😂😂"
EFL fans 2020: "Hang on, Norwich are spending a load of money that they saved from their season in the Premier League and are out bidding us. That's not fair."
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In the space of 18 months,
@NorwichCityFC
will have raised £5 million through crowd funding, built a new academy complex and paid back every penny borrowed.
Easy to look back with hindsight, but where are those who mocked the scheme now?
#ncfc
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Crystal Palace:
"£40m for Zaha is laughable and insulting."
Also Crystal Palace:
"We'd like to buy Max Aarons for £10m"
#ncfc
#cpfc
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The abuse Tzolis gets is ridiculous. The huge price tag isn't his fault. Being loaned out when we were crying out for wingers isn't his fault. Lack of minutes isn't his fault. When he has played he has offered far more than the likes of Marquinhos. Cut the guy some slack.
#ncfc
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Probably not since
@iwanwroberts
has a player managed to turn their
#NCFC
career around so emphatically. From being completely ridiculed for not being able to hit cows arse with a banjo to a better goals per minute ratio than Erling Haaland. It's great to see.
#NCFC
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@mrjamesob
Monday:
"I am not going to be drawn into this 'they've done better than us, or we've done better than them' because really this is a team sport and we're pulling together as a team on this."
Meanwhile, 2 days earlier...
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@mrjamesob
It was the most eloquent dismantling of the idea of 'cancel culture' I've heard in a long time.
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They're not the richest. They've made countless mistakes. They've drunkenly embarrassed us on national television. But they genuinely care about the club and our fans. No American Dollars, Russian Rubles or Qatari Riyals can buy that.
#ncfc
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@Scriblit
@timberryfilms
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand,
Lost her job to covid, now shes installing broadband.
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If someone knows who did this, they need to speak up. This ain't what
#NCFC
are about, and the person responsible doesn't represent us. Hope your dad is OK
@DorsetHottub
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#NCFC
#LUFC
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One of these was given as a yellow by the on field ref before being upgraded to red after the referee viewed the pitchside monitor.
One of these was given as a yellow, checked for red, but VAR tells the on field ref to keep to his original decision.
Consistancy?
#fuckvar
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Ipswich form since they told us to enjoy celebrating our cup final draw because they had bigger games coming up:
Leeds (L)
Leicester (D)
QPR (D)
Stoke (D)
AFC Wimbledon (W)
Sunderland (W)
Leicester (D)
Maidstone (L)
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@christopherhope
@Anna_Soubry
Isn't this EXACTLY what
@YvetteCooperMP
said would happen when Theresa May announced the three votes?
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Got relegated.
Got promoted.
Beat ITFC 9-2 on aggregate.
Got promoted again.
Spent 3 years in the top flight.
Got relegated.
Beat ITFC.
Beat ITFC again.
Beat ITFC in the play offs.
Won at Wembley.
Got promoted.
Got relegated.
Beat Ipswich some more.
#SinceTheScumWonTheDerby
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@AngelaRayner
@GNev2
I'm struggling to understand how someone can be blindsided, when they were in attendance at 6 of the events - 1 of which was supposedly organised by his wife. To argue that this in some way went on behind his back and that he only found out at the same time we did is ludicrous!
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I'm not sure what I did in a past life to deserve being a Norwich and England fan, but it must have been awful 😂
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It's mad to think this fella needed a translator when he signed 12 months ago.
A return to action, a goal, and an assist for his new teammate 😍
A good day to be Gabriel Sara 🇧🇷
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FFS! Leeds and Sheff U both winning. We dont get favours from anyone. They always seem to play easy teams
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@paulwaugh
@ShelaghFogarty
@TownCloseEmma
The sensible part of me wants to believe that someone has just accidentally copied and pasted content from an old leaflet.
The sceptical part of me would believe it is something more sinister.
It's so hard to know which to believe with this Tory party...
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Norwich pre season fixtures 2018/19.
Kings Lynn Town (Promoted)
Lincoln City (Promoted)
Crawley Town
Paderborn (Promoted)
Union Berlin
Wolfsburg
Luton Town (Promoted)
Charlton (Promoted)
Anyone fancy a game in July?
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@talkSPORT
@BroadcastMoose
"Largely a bunch of foreign players"
Max Aarons - 18
Ben Godfrey - 20
Jamal Lewis - 20
Todd Cantwell - 20
All started at the weekend. A German manager making better use of an English club's academy than any English Premier League manager.
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While Alex Neil takes dogs abuse, the players are at home watching television...
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@JohnSimpsonNews
24 Apr 20: Natalya Lebedeva died after falling from hospital window.
1 May 20: Elena Nepomnyashchaya dies after allegedly falling from a window.
2 May 20: Alexander Shulepov hospitalised after falling out of a window.
27 Dec 22: Pavel Antov dies after falling from hotel window.
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@DeborahMeaden
People say he doesn't have the personality of Johnson or charisma of Blair. I don't care. Politics is meant to be boring. I want a boring Prime Minister to do all the boring stuff that makes our lives better. If I want to be entertained by a clown, I'll go see the circus.
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Sunderland:
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I can confirm that, after living through the last 9 months, time does not fly by in the yellow and green.
It drags. Painfully.
#ncfc
#PlatinumPartyatthePalace
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@DarrenAltman
This isn't a defence of Schofield. If he has done wrong, he should face the consequences. But so much of this great 'expose' is still just gossip, rumour, hear say and opinion. If someone has genuine evidence, it should be presented to the police, not Dan Wootton.
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