Ciaran*
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Forest V Liverpool wasn’t even on TV. It’s amazing how many Arsenal fans risked going to prison to watch us win in the 99th minute
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John Barnes celebrating the winner next to Andy Grey is the best video I have ever seen!
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BREAKING:
My wife is a rock star and Liverpool’s newest daughter is born!
Bad news - we didn’t name my daughter Divocka...
Good news - we named her Marnie... aka “Sadiooooo - Marnie!”
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When Arsenal sing “Allez Allez Allez” what do they sing instead of “we’ve conquered all of Europe”?
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Wow - Simon Jordan just owned Gary Neville.
Simon, I am sorry for calling you orange!
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Virgil kicked the ball so hard it went back in time for Origi to score.
To be fair to Pickford, he was never going to save a shot that’s been in orbit for 4 months
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Lovren is our 4th choice CB and Lallana is our 7th choice midfielder!
Both are over 30. Have loads of experience and have chipped in with vital goals, blocks and assists.
Why does everyone still hate them?
It’s pathetic, why don’t they want us to have a full squad?
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I would pay £150 a month to NBC rather than the £80 I give
@SkyUK
to never listen to Martin Tyler again!!!
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My wife just said she doesn’t fancy Virgin van Dijk... Do you think she is a lesbian?
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I've been supporting Man City for 10 years now. I'm getting emotional even tweeting this right now. Pep Guardiola is ruining my club and our traditions. Sack him before it is too late. Messi made his career and has given him a false reputation. Please join me
#PepOUT
😡
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Henderson - “I’m sorry to everyone for missing the penalty”
Kane - “the team made a lot of mistakes in the second half”
Captain Kane won’t claim any of the blame???
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“Liverpool are worth £2bn why can’t we buy Sancho for £100m?”
Your mum bought your house for £100k 15 years ago and now it’s worth £300k. That doesn’t mean she has £300k to buy you Nike TN’s does it? She will only realise the value of the house when she sells it.
Kapish?
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Peak Jose Mourinho! 😂
“What’s a successful season for Man United?”
Jose: “winning the Europa league”
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Dear GROWN men of twitter,
Klopp didn’t want an injury faking nuisance in the squad. It does more harm than good.
If you think Edwards and co aren’t working overtime you are mad. This team delivered Salah VVD Mane Ox... all upgrades. Now they have £142m too!
Chill out please!
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Official Statement from Manchester City:-
Manchester City are going to strongly appeal to UEFA after they were drawn against Real Madrid in their first competitive knockout game for 5 years - “we are being victimised again by UEFA, where will this end” -
@StuBrennanMEN
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This is why they fucking hate us...
Because our fans have got hammered on a bank holiday and turned town Red!
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Dear all the Man City fans that were appalled by the “bottle” incident.
I hope you will be judging your own Football hooligans with the same levels of Keyboard Warrioring?
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Uruguayan Cavani just called his teammate Fernandes a Negrito?
That’s an 8 game ban and a smear campaign? Surely?
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Just a quick reminder that this wasn’t a clear and obvious error according to VAR...
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Horrendous foul from David Silva...
But you won’t hear about it because it wasn’t Mo Salah
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LFC fans, watch this Guinness video for a surprise! Maybe even I could drink this one
No sex noises I promise!!
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Hi Liverpool family,
I’m getting married tomorrow - but instead of thinking about my beautiful fiancée - I’m thinking about this fugly bugger and whether he can save us! 😂🤦♂️😬
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Imagine blaming Lovren for both goals.
He made several goal saving tackles and blocks and an amazing assist!
Is this the new scarface?
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If you notice that I have unfollowed you...
It’s because you have ‘liked’ a post from other fans slagging off liverpool. Or worse still - you are liking posts by Scarface and alike slagging off the owners.
Positive vibes only
YNWA
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At risk of sounding like a Hendo Fanboy. His brilliant run to drag Loftus Cheek out of that central area creates the space that Salah hasn’t had since Ox was playing last season...
Then it was all about Salah 🚀
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No club in England has signed a player that gets into our first team...
Let’s all chill!
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Does anyone else put Liverpool’s football fixtures in their partner’s diary so that they know not to disturb you or book anything in?
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Marvin Gaye’s voice is insane...
Don’t worry - it’s not got porn noises 😂😂
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Why does everyone feel sorry for Jamal Lewis?
I have wanted to play for Liverpool first 35 years and they haven’t even bid! Ffs
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We sold Benteke and Sakho for £32m and £26m. This season Benteke has scored 2 goals and Sakho has played 11 games.
No wonder our net spend is so low. We are bandits in the transfer market.
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Duncan Ferguson punching a small child just looking for a photo!!!
Disgrace
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Please can we all promise not to buy Liverpool Sheff United legally...?
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If you are a Liverpool fan who doesn’t want VAR, just remember that Spurs got more penalties at Anfield last season than Liverpool did...
VAR asap please!
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Can we just be clear, if there was anyone who could have bought Liverpool for £2bn...
They would have also tried to join the super league to get a return on their investment!
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Did Mane deliberately kicked it at Sissoko’s arm...?
If so... what a legend
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Do you think we will build a statue of Klopp if he wins the league and champions league double this season?
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If you want 19 year old Neco Williams out of the club he has played for since he was a child, please show your hands now so I can block you?
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15 years since Istanbul? Jesus, that went quickly.
Where did you watch it?
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Try not to cry when Klopp and Henderson burst into tears... I dare you
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If you are a Liverpool fan and you follow
@ynfafootball
then hang your head in shame! It’s an anti-LFC Page from facebook which was shut down because they are cnuts.
Claiming it’s “banter” to call us victims and murderers!
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Foden could be good, but I have only seen him coming on in the 93rd minute when City are 82-0 v up on aggregate in the semi final of the FA cup against Kidderminster Harriers U8’s mixed sex wheelchair team.
And after Guardiola says he is man of the match!
England's squad depth is frightening 😳
🏴 Which position are they strongest in and which are they weakest?
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My fave 5 players right now, in order
1 Keita
2 Robbo
3 Mane
4 Bobby
5 VVD
Yours?
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Guess which host just said this on a podcast?
“Henderson must be playing with an injury, that would explain his dreadful form”
Answer - Dave Hendricks - the man proving that even after all these years he still knows absolutely fuck all about football!
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Richarlison subbed off in a huff!
Martin Tyler - “players who want to play every minute of every game are worth their weight in gold”
Salah sulks after being subbed
“I wonder if there are issues between him and Mane”
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If we get Sarr and a top young Centre Back - we could win all 4 trophies next season! Maybe the Ashes too
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@WilcoFtbl
Stop being a melt! They make money available for the right players. And hold it back in case the next one comes around
Remember they wouldn’t pay £13m for zielinski so bought Gini for £25m instead.
It’s not about the money, it’s the value of the player
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Am I the only person who didn’t think Lallana was THAT bad for a comeback game?
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I dreamt that City lost to Leicester 2-1 and we win the title.
Please don’t remember this tweet
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I still think we could get £25m+ for Lallana... would you sacrifice him to get Fekir/Pulisic?
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Sadiologist is a City fan on the wind up, who would have thought it?
Urm, me!
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FSGOUT - we had better not sign Daka, that’s a complete lack of ambition
Liverpool don’t sign Daka
FSGOUT - why didn’t we sign Daka, that’s a complete lack of ambition
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Nat Phillips is 21 and Conor Masterson is 20.
The same age as Joe and Trent.
Put them next to VVD and watch the flourish!
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Wow - congratulations Anthony Martial for reaching 50 premier league goals.
Shall we look at this in context?
Martial - 50 goals in just 142 games!
Salah hit 50 in 72 games!
Benteke 50 in 108!
Don’t ever compare Man United players to ours!
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Great block by Vertongen but he is 5 metres inside the box when the pen is hit...
Should it be retaken??
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This man calls up the Matthew Wright show to call his ex a bitch every day! And it’s amazing 😂
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Milner aka the Yorkshire Figo bawling his eyes out. He is all of us.
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City have gone from Sane, Silva and Kompany to Ake and Torres.
They have spent £70m to be weaker
City have spent nearly 70 million already... how do you compete with this
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The state of the comments under Jordan Henderson’s Instagram...
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FSGOUT mob deleted their tweets and w/ Emre gone have turned on Hendo.
Our SYSTEM requires 1 DM to recycle the possession. I agree he does it too slowly sometimes.
But if Fabinho is started too quickly and has 5 bad games - you lot will want him out too? How can Klopp win?
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I haven’t tweeted this video for a while.
It’s easily the funniest thing I have ever seen on Twitter.
If you have had a good day or shite day, watch this :)
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If Man City or Arsenal had that line drawn against them Jermaine Jenas and Alan Shearer would be frothing at the mouth on MOTD
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This still takes my breath away.
What we did that night, it has immortalised those players
Alan Shearer is 50 today
Here's his reaction to Anfield's greatest ever night
Goosebumps every time
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This is a disgrace, he is lactose intolerant, he could have died!
Nearly said that with a straight face
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Are you still following Anfield Watch?
Here is a big quote that they made up and put James Pearce’s name next to...
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@sobanoodle
@BinksLeeds
@ButterworthsCA
@Redpeter99
@adamboultonSKY
He can’t even speak England properly
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This is a bit rich coming from someone who pretended he was Irish just to get a game of international football 🤣
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I haven’t seen anyone say that they want Keita gone...
All I see is people talking about “the people” who are talking about Keita going...
It’s worse than inception
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