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Imagine a world where free standing Auntie Anne’s existed and we could avoid malls.
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Jokes on me!
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I found this dog running down the highway and now I’m weeping cause I can’t keep him. He’s on his way to the shelter. Will check tomorrow.
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Yesterday I had a bad depression day. I had to take my Ativan and I felt defeated but I used all the stuff I’ve worked on for the past 10 years. I washed my hair and I cooked a good dinner and I worked out and I survived the day. Win more than you lose.
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Ex husband did smoke crack
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My brother got arrested last night because he “had expired plates”. They put him face down on the concrete and then didn’t let him make a phone call for 15 hours. The judge saw him and threw the case out. Sigh. Time is a flat circle.
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Oh you’re obsessed with the nerdy pommel horse guy? I’ve been letting white dudes pommel my horse for years.
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Your boyfriend likes her tweets because he wants to fuck her. It’s simple.
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After a long battle I have finally perfected my CC cookie. My coworkers don’t even know what’s about to hit ‘em.
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When you got engaged did you immediately put on roses by the chainsmokers and do tequila shots or am I built different
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A 17 year old girl was strong enough to not run away from injustice and thanks to her and the video she took justice was served. Be part of the solution even if it’s hard.
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2 years into zoom meetings and we just had a guy call his boss a dumb bitch unmuted while she was there. 🙂
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The best person I have ever met in my entire life is my dad. I know that everyone says it but mine was the best. This morning we lost him. Please hug your dads for those of us that can’t.
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The masculine urge to not only eat at diners but also drive-ins and dives.
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When you gave up carbs all summer and you realize you’re still gonna die alone:
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Dad update: he’s out of surgery and in the ICU but the kidney is gone. Your prayers, thoughts, hugs, and support mean the world to me and shame on anyone who says online strangers can’t be friends.
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And I survive every day hauling a big juicy dump truck ass. Play through your weaknesses.
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My mother in law passed away last week and it was rough. A bunch of people I met through this stupid godforsaken website took the time to check in and just..thanks. Depression is a cold bitch but none of you are.
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When pizza and beer is literally bae
I like wanna post my engagement pics here cause they’re funny but also who gives a fuck Yanno
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At a steakhouse with my boobs out holding an espresso martini let’s have a night I AM BACK
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I have spent far too much time watching Elmo clips for a grown ass person with a job
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What’s cool about running is you expect it to get easier and fun and it never does
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I really don’t want to address current events on this cesspool of a website. I think the people who will genuinely listen already get it and the people who don’t won’t care about my opinion anyway. But I live in fear everyday.
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This weekend I’m gonna tell an Amish boy I pull around a wagon too.
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Yinz ever just go to the courthouse on a Wednesday and get married
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I haven’t hugged my dad who has gotten a kidney removed and is now going through chemo (completely alone) since all of this started. So ya. Inject me with fire ants if it means I can do what I dream of again. Thx.
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My grandpa died 30 years ago and hid cash everywhere in this house and let me tell ya it’s finders keepers szn
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Post a pic of you next to someone who is slightly more famous than you.
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I once asked my dad, who raised me by himself, “how did you cope with never having a boy” “I just made you one instead “
#girldad
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Pulling out of my garage listening to better man like my husband didn’t pack my lunch
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Imagine if George Floyd was me and you had to watch my murder on loop. You would be in mourning and angry. So pretend the lives that are stolen are the same people who make you smile everyday and you’ll be mad too.
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My ex husband emailed me. Do I congratulate him on his engagement to the woman he cheated on me with?
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Got in trouble for asking a coworker if we keep her employed through make a wish
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Look a r*pe victim in the eyes and tell them to keep it and remember. That’s what we’re doing here?
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Ive been scary depressed for a week now. Every day I wake up and breath and try and move more, drink more water, journal when I like something even if it’s as small as a meme. I’m not pushing love away. I will defeat this. I am bigger than temporary sadness.
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Called my dad crying and he showed up with taco bell and a whole sheet cake.
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The good boy is home with his family. Thank you so much to everyone who helped.
I found this dog running down the highway and now I’m weeping cause I can’t keep him. He’s on his way to the shelter. Will check tomorrow.
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Can’t wait for all the washed media fans to discover the episode where Jake thought DNA test were done through sperm and people were just cranking it and mailing it back to
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I’m sorry but this is the most lit shit white people do. It’s amazing.
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I ain’t never lied
The charcuterie I’m gonna make tomorrow is gonna go down in history
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Kayla , Travis Kelce’s gf is about to win YOTM in February. Incredible stuff here.
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Me standing on the air bnb balcony still drunk ready for day 2
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Flex on me once and I’ll stunt on you forever.
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Exactly one year ago I found out I was pregnant and today I have a smiley potato.
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Got a 3.5 this semester while going back to work and having a baby so ya im getting a watermelon marg today.
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If you’re controversial on purpose you’re an asshole. That’s all that means.
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Happy International women’s day to all my 29 yr old mothers of 3 with $300 record players
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The face of a girl on her way to drink stouts and barleywine at 8a
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Ya gotta think it’s got something to do with…
SCOOP: Spotify is shutting down its original, namesake podcasting studio — Spotify Studios — and laying some of the team off. I talked to employees about what went wrong and mismanagement inside the company’s podcasting apparatus
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