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just a gay gal tweeting shit nobody cares about

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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@holisticpussy @cestsilxo With white girls changing their makeup these days, those could be the same girls
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@KissMykAsss
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@lehxiann The ex reading this tweet
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@adefabio3 @AlyssiaByrd13 Text him and be like I’m Dr. Alex, but you can call me tonight ;)
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5 years
@bitchesbfightin @Rocioceja_ Bless this girl. So glad she made it out safely.
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5 years
@trrissytenee @cestsilxo This is my sister and I’s fav quote. She literally made me a bday card with it -lmaoo
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@Henryyyyg @taybaebe The show and movie is called Reno 911.... they’re all soooooooo hilarious
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5 years
@bryan_hillmann @GonzalezLouu Boy stuck him in some overalls
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5 years
@Ronniee_K When you opened the pack & had no blues at all
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@clur19 I’d say getting pregnant is
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@PrinceBlueNeko @cdavis94 @toreeekeilani I think my friends told me about it before, but I’m not sure? Could you remind me
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@cdavis94 @toreeekeilani You’d rather taste sweat?
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@waddupy0 That comment was def made by “calm down” kids bop mom
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5 years
@marissuh_x @hosie_ Why did I scroll through the first 2 pics without noticing lollll
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11 years
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
@CTheCurator @goldieglockss My petty ass would’ve for SUUUURE hit him with the car alarm & this face
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@trrissytenee @cestsilxo @sleepyburrit0 deserves credit for the drawing too.. the fact that she accidentally drew the exact eye shadow I was wearing too 🔥
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@KissMykAsss
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8 years
How can white people be so ignorant to what's going on? Like it's one thing to be racist, but denying there's an issue makes you an idiot.
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@lexi4prez I feel like the other guy felt super uncomfortable so he kept laughing out of awkwardness bc he was calling him out & being “friendly” but still getting CTG to talk openly
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@wizkhalifa This man tried to tell the WIZ KHALIFA to stop talking about weed....... I’m crying 😭💀
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5 years
@theaspynseimon Black mirror S5E1
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6 years
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@SavannahSoutas THE CHOREO OMG GET IT GIRL. I’m going to need a throwback video like 15 years from now to the same song lol
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
Are y’all thinking.... what I’m thinking.....?
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Your Favorite Places In Houston
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A new mind-bending, interactive art museum filled with immersive exhibits and stunning displays. Seismique will transport visitors of all ages to an entirely new and unforeseen universe of creative inspiration and artistic manifestation. 2306 S Texas 6, Houston, TX
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@KissMykAsss
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10 years
@JaidahB : ” if that's not the cutest thing ever 😩
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@MitchHomieQuann Check out who liked it 😂
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5 years
@itsleviOsa934 @madidelbello_ Didn’t even let him finish his sentence 😂
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@KissMykAsss
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2 years
@alimaketweet That movie goes so mf hard.
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@saweetprincess Don’t forget about Meet the Deedles Paul Walker 😍
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@Kinglrg_ Appreciate me too
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@FBWAssociation Asking that lady in the back what she’s looking at
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
@_nate9 Someone please translate bc I want to laugh at what they’re laughing at
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
@thepiscesfinest I would end up never lighting it lol
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@KissMykAsss
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2 years
@Pstylze0609 @jessethechef You need to take smaller puffs to try to avoid it. That’ll happen if you’re taking longer drags.
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@HoodAndyWarhol Doesn’t make her less bad 😻😻
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
YALL LOOK AT THIS. I need to know what the odds of this happening are.
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
Amber(ish) is the color of your energy ✨
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@KissMykAsss
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10 months
@Atwitisborn I always have to hype her up on the TL. I went to HS w her and she has always been such a sweet girl. Very happy for her and her success 💓
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@Sbb_Jo @kayy_fitt 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@_waltersk Who else does this?- blinks and opens their eyes up when they wake up?
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
@therealDBcoop & mask-less lol
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11 years
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5 years
@SuperSassyGay @ItsSnoopyTime @starksyndrome I’m the perfect amount of not sober to find this absolutely hilarious
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
The canes employee opened up with a good “COCKLE- DOODLE -DOO- what can we make for you?” I told her my order, she asked if that was all I wanted & I said, “that’ll cockle -doodle -do!” thinking they’d eat it up & it was crickets........... no regrets
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
Thought I’d share some convos I had with my mom a month before she (randomly) passed away. If I hadn’t said these things when I had the chance, I’d most likely lie awake at night wishing I had.
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
Me and my dawgs, yeah
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@chanelkat_ @AliceAmorLove FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@eiremnimsaj Crazy that everyone on Twitter claims to have all these anxieties & depression, yet they’re still criticizing someone??? I don’t get it
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@KissMykAsss
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2 years
@gsgetlonelytoo Absolutely & that’s why we are no longer friends after knowing each other since 2006. Sad.
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@chanclaa_ @uglynewyorker I think you should go back..... I’m crying 🤣
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@KissMykAsss
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@Morbidful If you haven’t seen the movie Monster, it’s about her. It’s a great watch. Charlize Theron plays her and looks spot on to her believe it or not.
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@KissMykAsss
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1 year
@notgwendalupe That was truly awful to watch
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
I got the juice
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
I don’t usually do stuff, but I did that shit
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
@therealDBcoop I’m loving this fake quarantine they’re making her do, we know this was pre recorded & he was very much so in the know of her coming LOL
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
Houston 4pm —> 8pm
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
@daiijjahh @_nate9 Damn sis I can’t misunderstand someone. you gonna tell me or nah??
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@sageandrage @suckerxpunch I may not be done w the bullying, but he’s up to his limit and so am I ......
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@K_Rogerthaat It was cool, just remember to check out the screen in the back that is back to back videos of ppl’s deaths!
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
I’m cute. Ok, bye.
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
Let’s get shwiftyyyyy
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@KissMykAsss
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10 years
@HYPHYASSR1A : lmaooo freal 😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/ht7mA4MMg5” all the time
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@KissMykAsss
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11 years
Look.. the difference between what a stripper wears vs what a cocktail waitress wears. & I make more $ than her 😋 http://t.co/Zh1yio9Wfn
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@KissMykAsss
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10 years
Booty pics make guys fall in love
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
Maybe I'll be perfect in a new dimension 🌾
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
Look back atcha for what???
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
At Central Market you can make your own bouquet of flowers ($10~) & they’ll cut/arrange them for you. They have all kinds of colors, flowers, & fillers too. Make someone’s day! 💐
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@itStillMarshall @KERMlTNOW Are you old enough to drive? 😂
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6 years
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
I’m gonna throw a bad ass party and have the entry fee be signing 10-15 petitions before entering
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@KissMykAsss
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11 years
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
BC U HAD TWO HOURS TO PUT UR SHOES ON, DO YOUR HAIR, & PUT ON DEODORANT. IT'S UR FAULT BRO
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
National bf day you say??
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
I wish this dress wasn't borrowed #notboujie #butstillboujie
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
@treeheesha Thanks, glad I could entertain ya 😜
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
OH NO:((( ppl think your racist because your pasty white skin?? you poor privileged girl. What’s the consequences to this thought upon you? Oppression? Possible conviction? Death by an officer?? ........... I’ll wait.
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
My high ass forgot to post this on 420
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
LOOK HOW COOL I AM. THEY ALL CAME OUT FOR ME AND LOVE ME. ❣️
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
@maddieohvega @SSOPHIAXX You need to light the candle while cleaning!!!!!!
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
I was as turnt as my glasses were
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
Today marks 4 long, hard years that my mom has been gone, but definitely not forgotten 👼🏼
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
BEEN THAT CHICK 💄💋
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@KissMykAsss
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8 years
Girls out here are really not okay with guys not spending their entire pay check on them 🤔🤔 fuck outta here
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
Look at this beauty 😍
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@KissMykAsss
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5 years
I need some praise for not ditching my boyfriend to attend these plans lmaoooocryinginsideooooo
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@KissMykAsss
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10 years
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@KissMykAsss
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7 years
Me chillin all weekend vs realizing I have an assignment due @ midnight and it's 11:56pm
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@KissMykAsss
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2 years
& I oppp-
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@KissMykAsss
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2 years
Okay so drunk me had a thotty little photo shoot once I got home from the bar and the pics are low key fire 🫢 she was creativeee
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@KissMykAsss
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6 years
Yay
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@KissMykAsss
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4 years
High & bye ✌🏻
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