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@KirtonMcBonky
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🧟♂️Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful. — Mary Shelley 🚯 Blocking Mediocre Mormon Men is my passion.
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Joined April 2023
Q: WHERE WILL YOU GO? WHAT WILL YOU DO? A: I used to wrangle my kids, drag them to 3 hr church, shush them through sacrament mtg, drop them off SOBBING at Nursery, sit through a sunday school lesson where old men said Black mormons would turn White in heaven, go to Relief
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@skibumm2024 @goshawk_guy @sltrib you might want to read how the church calculates that number of charitable giving, my guy 🤡
☕️ i'm about to tell you something i have just recently realized is not common knowledge among mormons that will BLOW YOUR MIND: when the LDS church reports their donations, they count money their MEMBERS donate as part of THEIR donation numbers for example, the Giving Machines
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helping the poor and unhoused like jesus taught? the mormons will never tolerate that!
A Democratic lawmaker is trying — again — to get millions of dedicated dollars to help low-income Utahns find affordable homes.
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@RichardHendersn truly amazing that the only time mormon god sent the armed and dangerous angel was when the extra pervy idea of marrying-women-who-arent-your-wife-and-breaking-the-law-but-also-lie-about-it was on the table fassssscinating
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@KLKissell i see you're still honoring that priesthood as of yesterday, @KLKissell! your timeline is an interesting blend of self-righteous mormon and low-budget porn.
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@skibumm2024 @sltrib here's a breakdown just for you, Idiotic SkiBum! thanks for inspiring me to spread the bad news about mormon charitable giving 🎉
☕️ i'm about to tell you something i have just recently realized is not common knowledge among mormons that will BLOW YOUR MIND: when the LDS church reports their donations, they count money their MEMBERS donate as part of THEIR donation numbers for example, the Giving Machines
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@allshiny the church account who told me this also explained, in depth, exactly how it was technically legal. but all i could hear was "technically legal = definitely amoral".
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of that is invisible money the church assigned to free labor that its members donate when they clean church buildings and while the church accountant explained to me how this reporting is technically legal, in my opinion THAT is diabolical levels of cooking the charitable books
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