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TALES OF KIPSAMBU, Anarchist,Studied at Kenya school of government, Captain at Kipsambu Airlines.
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As long as we still have bodaboda guys who survive on handouts, reforming this country remains a pipe dream but we fight irregardless so that history will judge us.
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Bahati together with the classmate of his wife Diana.
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Kuna Dem Roysambu pengting nlimdanganya nkamshow nafanya na UN Gigiri and she believed me ju ya kitambi nlikuwa nayo ju ya kuteremsha keg ya bure pale Kwa Ndinda who was also my babes.Kwanza nlikuanga natembea na kifunguu ya Volkswagen nlipatanga Kwa jacket ya mtumba...
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My friend Kîmani aliangukia Doc petite pale KNH akamshow yeye ni lawyer halafu Mimi ni P.A wake.Akaambia Doc that he has a law firm called Kipkenda and company which deals with Civil and corporate cases saa hyo Mimi nmefungua ile meno yetu ju ile uongo Kîmani anachapa....
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Watu wametahiri mnakosania nini shually?
Huyu mbaba Sikumbuki nikimlima 🤣🤣! I must have disagreed with his toxic masculinity at some point 😂😂
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Sisi turushe fireworks kwani sisi ni wanawake?
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Tangu niskie Andrew Kibe akisema eti bwana Yesu alishindwa na maisha at 33 years na akienda mbinguni hakuna kitu yesu atamshow ju yeye ashafika 47,my life has never remained the same.Huyo jamaa alitingiza Imani yangu hadi Kwa mizizi.
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Life in Nairobi is going out of hand buana.Yaani siku hizi Kuna baze ya keg CBD.Client anakuja Kwa ofisi ukimsumbua anatoka nje unadhani amesare halafu anarudi 2mins later ameshapiga vikombe ya mtindi aina ya keg ya black anakuuliza kama kazi ni ya mama yako...
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Ukishajipata ukisaidia Dem wa bar kushukisha mtungi ya keg Kwa nduthi time inaletwa we jua hata rehab haiwezi kukubadilisha.Ukifika hyo stage ni own goal umejipiga.
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Ukiona Nabii akishuka uko JKIA sahii ujue amekujia charger na sweater halafu arudi kufanya ile kazi amesomea ya kudanganya mpaka wazungu
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Nishai uziwa youghurt at a cheap price hapo Gilgil weighbridge nkateremsha na keki,Kabla nifike Delamere nkahisi joto ndani ya cowboy upande ya nyuma,nkasimamisha dere kabla asimame vizuri nlikuwa Kwa msitu..
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Tuliambiwa gari imepoteza brake kama tumefika pale Gitaru but people were unbothered buana.Kwanza niliona jamaa flani vile tuliambiwa hivo akaweka simu Kwa mfuko na akalala vizuri Kwa kiti. Wtf is going on in this country?
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Kuna maid aliletwa Kwa ploti kutoka Western and as usual they are blessed from behind,but sura kiasi Kuna mshike mshike but as my rule goes "cover the face and fire the base".Baada ya siku mbili nlirusha ndoano but the lady was reluctant on accepting my advances...
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I have a female relative who lives in Kitisuru,the woman is very rich na amezaa na some consulate from Algeria. So watoi wake hukaa seruseru and they've not been in the country for quite sometime. So venye hao vijana walikuja Kenya my dad requested my aunt kama naeza ..
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Accompanying your rich friends to Nairobi garages is taf buana.Anaanza kupatana na car owners wenzake unaskia tu "is this a naturally aspirated engine or turbo charged" sa hyo wewe huelewi uko hapo unajipaka brake fluid Kwa skin disease Iko Kwa shingo.
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As a country sasa tunataka William awekewe wardrobe ya Kaunda suit pale JKIA Terminal 1A ndio akishuka ni kuoga,kuvaa,kupiga spray,kuongeza Bei ya mafuta and get himself another holiday destination.
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Kuna rafiki yetu tulikuwa tunakunywa chang'aa pamoja uko ushagoo na ye hukuanga mechanic,Kuna siku alienda kuunda land cruiser ya polisi na akafanya road test mpaka baze.Tulikimbia buana mpaka tukavuka kwenda Vihiga county tukiwa na Rael bibi ya Uncle Pserem.
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Pale club za Westlands buana watu huongelea deals za tender and maybe political strategies.Nikiwa pale Alchemist nlipata former Nandi county speaker.Nlikaa hapo nkaona ni Mimi peke yangu nafikiria mambo ya ngono na anasa ikabidi nichukue Uber niende Airport Club Githurai.
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Hizi come together za classmates usiwahifkiria umemake sana kushinda wengine.After sheer hardwork pale kirinyaga road nkadeposit 10k pale Kwa Watu nkashika nduthi. My friend who works at a certain law firm in Westlands sent me the invitation link to that come together..
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Didmus Barasa will never beat the allegations
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Kalenjin ladies at the age of 20-27:years when their Matiti are still sharp they have a popular slogan ya "siwezi date mkale"So they rock and roll with our brothers from Kisumu and Western whereby they drill that oil rig to the mantle because those guys understand the work...
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Kuna mdosi flani nilikuwa nambebea bag nkiwa Mbwa Kali security uko Lavington,Siku flani akanipeleka a Brazilian hotel inaitwa Fogo Gaucho Iko Kileleshwa,uko unalipia entrance 2k ukishaingia unakula nyama vile unataka...
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My cousin who visited me today amekuja na gloves ya kuoga,boxer ya kubadilisha na lotion.Sahii nangoja tumalize kukula supper then niende nlale Kwa baze ya jaba.Siwezi lala na shoga.
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Ile Rosecoco nlipiga pale Nyalenda kisumu 2014 tukienda kuuza mahindi remains to be great.Yaani huyo Nyathiwa aliniwekelea miguu Kwa mabega buana the she started gyrating her waist nkamwaga mpaka mate na akili...
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Kugonga cotyledon ya msichana flani mlemavu hapo kwetu was fun.Nlikuwa namuendeanga usiku na wheelchair nanyorosha ikifika 4 namrudisha not until nikutane na jirani yangu and the following day Kuna kesi ya duka ilivunjwa. Jirani alitestify eti aliniona nkbeba vitu Kwa wheelbarrow
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Kuna time nlikuwa nauza mask 2020 hapo archives buana.The whole day unaona warembo wamebeba wengine ni petite yaani greatness tupu.Jioni naingia Kwa keja nkiona my brother who also happens to be my wife from Baringo Cheptolo naambie mungu hata kama ni kubariki watu angeniacha tu.
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Ukishinda village market for two consecutive weekends with good kempt and polished English utaweza kula white meat easily but sisi watu wa sura ya nyumbani tunakaa uko kama watu hawana akili mzuri ju unaadmire madem unajipata unamwaga mate unaskia mzungu akisema "He's got autism"
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Ukienda kutembelea bibi Kwa maternity wing buana utadhani wamekubadilishia bibi.Siku nlienda kuona Cheptolo alikuwa amebakisha bunduki tu akae wale bandits wa West pokot. One wrong move Matiangi angemcheki mngeona Kwa gazeti "Bandit flashed out of hospital bed"
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Jaba is underated buana .My guy Mwiti from Meru over the weekend introduced me to the bitter herbs from Kangeta.Tukiwa hapo Khoja tukachonga hadi kitu saa nne usiku tukichase na chrome gin until late hours.Hyo siku ju Cheptolo alikuwa ilibidi nifike mapema sana...
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Kwa hii nyumba yetu ya mabati Kuna mama flani next door Huwa supporter wa Kenya kwanza na ni mfuasi sugu wa Ruto.Ile kitu hayuko aware ni nmetoboa shimo Kwa mabati inaseperate rooms yetu na Huwa natumia kumuona late night akifanya mambo...
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I have a colleague anatoka sides za Kitui uko na nafanya naye job. In 2019 he took a commercial bank loan of around 2.5M ndio afurahishe mumama alikuwa amempata and the mumama has got 5boys karibu wanatoshana na jamaa yangu.The guy took 35 days leave around August...
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I got this kamba girl nkiwa KNH hosii nkamuingiza box akakuja kwangu.She started by deworming me halafu akanipea dawa sijui inaitwa "Titox faya" eti ni kama nmekunywa pombe sana .At the end of the day alikuwa amenifanyia vitu wanafanyianga watoi..
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Nlikuwanga na Dem jirani kitambo kienyeji,I used to visit her during evening hours kitu saa mbili.We used to agree wazazi wakienda kulala nami naingia hyo kitchen Yao to reign terror on that Rosecoco.Sometimes I used to get in earlier halafu niingie ndani ya gunia...
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Kuna bhangi zinauzwa Mosoriot zinatoka Migori famously known as nyaru. In 2020 during covid nilibuy moja ya ksh 30 nkachapa puffs kadhaa nkielekea home,I just came to my senses after lecturing my own father about marriage for 2hrs straight.
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Uko 2015 nlikuwa nmepigwa na life buana hadi nkaamua kujoin NYS.After one month ya kupokea barua I was to report at Gilgil for my 6months paramilitary course.On the 28 October 2015 nkafika NYS Gilgil buana,mambo uko ikachemuka,tuliambiwa tuweke sanduku ya chuma Kwa kichwa...
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There was this kamba girl called Mutheu,naye kupeana escarpment ni kama alikuwa amesomea.After simping for 2months with the thought eti yeye ni lelee mwishowe ikajipa. So afternoon flani akaniita kwake with the promise that she will service my Kiplime...
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In 2021 I met mumama in one of these dating sites.The woman was 60yrs old,wealthy Luhya. In June the same year we had connected and agreed to meet in Eldoret and book a room in one of the fine hotels called ELDO BLISS.On that very day I booked a 2NK Matatu hapo Afya Centre..
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Kuna time nilikuwa naishi hapo Kinoo and on a daily basis Kuna jamaa wa speed bike Huwa anapita kila siku saa moja asubuhi until siku moja nkaambiwa eti Huwa anapika chai halafu anaendea mkate Naivasha kutoka Westii.
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Kukula bibi ya bubu is the last thing someone should do.Nikiishi uko Kahawa buana Kuna bubu alikuwa na bibi mzuri.Nlimfisia huyo mdem having gods on my side ju she was from my tribe na bubu ni Omwami,to date sijui walipatana wapi but the science is bubu alikuwa na Mjuols...
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Kuna Dem mghetto hapo Githu alikuja kwangu nipalilie Rosecoco yake,hata yake sio Rosecoco ni njahi ju nlivumilie hyo kazi. So after mechi nkikaanga githeri like the chef I am.Properly sliced my avocado tamu kutoka pale Kapsumbai in Nandi...
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Nlisadia mathe yangu simu atumie after nmebuy ingine nkasahau kudelete explicit content nkilamba Rosecoco.Since then things have never been the same,siku hizi nkishakula naona tu mathe anasoak vyombo nmetumia Kwa maji moto na chlorine.
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In 2015 kabla niingie NYS shida zilikuwa zimenifikisha Kwa corner kabisa.Mi hadi sikuwa naoga buana ju hata mwili kuguzwa na anything ilikuwa painful.Its until siku moja mzae akafika home nmeketi Kwa ile home made bench meditating after kupiga Chang'aa glass moja nlikopa...
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Kuna Dem alikujanga kwangu uko Kahawa west mahali inaitwa Kamae buana akanyorosha ugali na mayai na akatumia tissue paper kidogo ilikuwa imebaki buana,ilipofika wakati ya mechi akaniambia hawezi nipea eti ameona mdomo yangu ni red....
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Sahii uchumi ni mbaya sana.Nliruka mataa pale flyover ya Northern bypass na Kiambu road kumbe traffic guy wa nduthi amejisunda Kwa hizo mijengo hapo.Tumetoana kehuti hadi Tigoni Kwa majani chai jalopy ikawasha taa nkasimama,kumbe naye nduthi yake mafuta inaisha...
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Unaleta Dem kwako anaanza kupostpone kurudi kwao,kidogo amenunua slippers yake siku nne anakuambia uongeze sufuria zingine.Mama yangu kidogo kidogo anaanza kukupangia vile utawatcch TV yako which you bought with your own money eti anafuata soap Iko NTV akimaliza aone wedding show
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Walking to a random bank in town with some complaint.Talking to those customer care agents and their answers weren't satisfactory so nkaenda Kwa manager wa branch.we had a lengthy conversation with her and to my surprise...
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Uko Juja hata mtu hamalizi 2months amekuwa mtaro kama Nyando escarpment?Yaani my cousin alikuja JKUAT mwezi wa tano akiwa tight sahii imekuwa loose ajab.Rosecoco inatoshana na ulimi ya ngombe!pelekeni hii kitu polepole buana watu wengi wanategemea.
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Kuna time 2017 after kutoka Yatta NYS nation building ya kufukuza nyani wasikule mahindi ya serikali nkaanza life pipeline.Being lean and fit halafu niongeze accent ya kikale fine kamba babes wanawaka kinembe kama candle ya Misa...
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Hii mambo ya kuchipo Dem ka umelewa itaniletea shida kabisa.Kuna moja nilitoa Mirema Jana kufika Kwa nyumba akaniambia she only does backshots.Nlikuwa najaribu kutumbukiza Kiplime buana naskia ni kama naingiza Kwa wire mesh.Nkashangaa kwani Dem mgani ako na nywele hivo...
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There's a group of Kalenjin boys wanapiga sherehe throughout pale club za Thika road.Wakijua wewe ni mtu wa nyumbani wanakuchafua kwanza hadi meza unaona giza. At the end they give you their WhatsApp no we ukuwe unaona wakiwa na politicians na soft life..
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Ukienda club za Kiambu road utaelewa ile mambo uliambiwa high school Kuna upper class,middle na lower.Yaani nmeenda uko na 6k nkujua ntatesa ajab.Uko nmeona majina ya pombe sijewahi skia.Ilibidi nichape tots tatu nkaletewa bill ya 5960ksh...
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Village market ukiamua kuenda na we ni mshamba kama Mimi angalia matako ya wazungu tu na urudi nyumbani usifanye kitu ingine hata ukikazwa na meffi ama mkojo.Nliendanga choo kwanza nkamaliza kudownload na 5G halafu nkaanza kutafuta kamba ya kuflash...
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Kuna ploti nilikuwa naishi sehemu za Githurai, landlady alikuwa aniniomba chumvi na hata saa zingine unga.Kuna siku aliniomba hadi 400 akashindwa kulipa nkaenda kwake jioni kumdai akaniambia "kijana yangu sijui nkulipe na nini" wah karibu tuvunje kitanda!
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Ukienda sherehe za waluhya take caution on how you eat.We enda na pace yako Wacha ruminants wajiskumie kabisa.Mimi niliteremusha nduma na uji na kumbe hyo ni appetisers then after nduma wakaleta chai na chapati nkidhani nmemalizana kukula....
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Hi diet usiwahi jaribu ukitravel,meffi yake ikishaamua nikutoka hakuna namna utakuwa unaskia ni kama unataka kuzaa ndama. It presses buana mpaka Kwa Golgi bodies
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I remember nikiwa Kwa mdosi mwingine uko Kesses nkimchungia ngombe na kufanya kazi ya shamba.The boss trusted me but bibi yake was a nuisance.There's a time she claimed ngotha zake zinapotea Kwa bafu akanipiga search akanipata nmevaa biker yake...
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Pale village market nliona madem wakikunywa keg Iko na mugs mzuri ya glass nkatamani hyo keg,nikateremusha mugs tatu ya hyo pombe.Vile nliletewa bill ilikuwa inachezea ksh3400 na Mimi saa hyo nko na 210 nilikuwa naona hyo ni kama jug tu.Ndo nmeachiliwa Leo Gigiri police asubuhi.
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Last weekend nlienda club flani Thika road buana Kuna Dem alininyce na dance moves and I signalled her to my table nkabuy red label ya ksh4500.After good vibes and tots tukaenda was washrooms atleast niguze crack na vidole...
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Ukikaa Kwa rich relatives usizoee kuramba any food.Nmekuwa Kwa my wealthy aunt uko Nyali karibu nijitambarize mara mbili ya kwanza niliongeza supu moto Kwa food ilikuwa Kwa dish later naambiwa Ken alibakisha,ya pili nkaramba youghurt ilichanganywa na keki Nkaambiwa ni ya Gibson..
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There's this guy who was playing aviator Kwa gari za kwenda Githurai tukifika Zimmerman nikaona ile ndege ya aviator imepita mbio akashout 'mikundu zenu nyie,huyu rubani kala nauli huyu!'
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Weekend nlichelewa tukiwa club na beshte yangu akanishow twende nlale kwake.While moving out Kwa club nkaona amechomoa CD Kwa dispenser but si kumind.Vile tulifika kwake akanipea maji moto nioge then akawasha flood lights na akafunga curtains vizuri..
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Kuna mjomba wangu alifutwa kazi ya GSU 2012 akiwa uko Kamanga naskia aliambia mdosi yake atoe trouser na aruke kama chura at gun point.After his dismissal from service he came home akakaa until akaanza kuwa depressed and behaved like amechizi...
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Uko Aldai Kuna bhangi inaitwa "kirongishiet" from my sources nliskia zinapandwa uko Migori Kwa makaburi za hayati.Way back in 2017 nlibuy ya ksh50 nkaseti na mbegu yake halafu nkachanganya na ile inaitwa foreign,nkang'oa page mzima ya daily nation nkaundwa King size situnduu..
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Way back nikiwa ushagoo Kuna centre Iko Karibu na home.Our shopping center was cool until one man from the mountain called Mbugua realized that there was no mutura vendor in that place.Mbugua being an opportunist came up with an idea of making "mutura"...
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Ukishagonga mtu raw ndo unaanza kuumwa na vitu hujuangi uko nayo Kwa mwili.kidogo unaumwa na hyo kitu inashikilia ulimi,kidogo unaona nywele ya Wanga Iko hadi na dandruff ukienda hospital Kapsabet unapimwa ukimwi na expired kits unapatikana nayo na hauna.
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Kuna shule Iko Tinderet place inaitwa Kapsokio buana.Huko hata MCA wa hyo area hajui uko.Nikiwa teaching practice ikafika tea break tukaletewa uji warm lakini ukiangalia vizuri inatoa zile vitu zinakaa flames ukimwaga petrol...
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Being horny ni kitu mbaya sana.Nmepanda mat kutoka tao na sitting next ni mathe amebeba ngotha za wanawake za kuuza.Let me tell you Maina nlimbao continuously hadi safari park Wacha nkaona thong sasa karibu kichwa ya Kiplime ilipuke ikabidi nishikie githu nikamate shingo ya nyani
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Kuna apartment Iko Wendani wakalee wa jeshi wanaishi,so on weekends they import daughters of Mumbi from nearby campuses.Hyo ploti ikifika 6:30PM Friday utadhani ni daycare ju ya manduru.Saa hyo unaskia Koros akisema "Aryee we anegei,apeshe bakulei Arap Manyur"
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In 2020 during covid I lost my job and was in depression,was just watching Azziad Kwa TikTok nkaona text imeingia eti "I am Gladwel Sigh working with NGO in Turkana and looking for a serious partner"hyo ndo siku ya kwanza power saw ikasimama after 2months..
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Kuna chang'aa inauzwa uko Aldai Huwa inatransportiwa na punda kutoka Kakamega forest.Huwa wanapima na ile mkebe ya Arimis imekatwa nusu,ukitaka kupiga full lazima kukuwe na nduthi standby ikukimbize home immidiately ju unamalizia na unaskia ni kama umewekwa jiko moto Kwa kichwa
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Mkamba naye akikupea utachanganyikiwa.Kalondu alinipea backshots pale pipeline in 2021 buana nilifika home nikiita bibi kalondu,time ya kulala napata hadi nilivaa panty ya mwanamke iko hadi na mfuko hapo mbele,ikabidi niambie Cheptolo nilikuwa nambuyia nkakosa kitu ya kubebea..
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Kuna lodging ziko Kapsabet buana Huwa disgusting na ni 300ksh.Ukiamua kununua Rosecoco ugongee hapo watu wanakuona wakiwa wanapita uko nje ukielekea kumwaga unaskia wanandi wakicheer uko nje wakisema "ikilgei werii" yaani jikaze jomba.
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Ukishazoea kushare bed na wife usiku usijaribu kushare bed na mwanaume.Nlitembelea My cousin Kiprop time Cheptolo alienda home.Usiku tukishare bed nliamshwa na panga baridi Kwa shingo,Kiprop ashavaa rain coat na helmet ananiuliza "why are you gay" anasema nmeshika smokie yake.
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Poverty is the real enemy buana,I remember in 2008 nkiwa primary school after Raila Odinga's victory was robbed.Dr Sally Kosgey was the incoming MP for Aldai constituency.Everyone was singing "Chepngetich kityo newendi bunge".After her swearing in,in Nairobi she came back...
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Utuonyeshe ofisi unafanya kazi pia.
Tap in your biggest achievement this year , I’ll start 😊, so grateful 🙏❤️.
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While doing the Lord's work ya kupalilia Rosecoco ya Dem flani Maasai buana karibu niende Kwa Baba.Huyo Dem alinipea strong tea ingine ya Maasai ju Machine ilikuwa na hard start.After 2 mins ilichemuka nkamulika kitu na Dem haskii.nlichapa hadi nkafungana maskio na magoti ikaisha
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Sisi wakale hapa Nairobi we have fought silent battles buana.Kuna siku nmeuza viazi 15k na nkatumiwa.Hyo siku nilikuwa na Cheptolo jijini. so nkapea Cheptolo ksh150 yake ajipange kubuy nyama ya supper 2kgs na greens na ubuyie Kiptoo snacks while I proceeded to club pallets..
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Eti as a father sasa I have to kill this?Hebu kila mtu ajipange.
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Leo asubuhi nilikuwa Eastleigh and it happen nkaenda choo za uko kumbe hakuna tissue ikabidi nmekamata mkebe na maji and let me tell you Maina,I have changed my mind ya kutaka kubadilisha dini.Mkundu ilicontract ikakaa mdomo ya gafana wa Nandi.
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While living in Kahawa Kuna mama flani anaitwa Njeri anauza Uji flani inaitwa "uji power" which is a blend of nduma,njugu,muhogo,maziwa and many more.The uji is believed to give you ultimate and maximum fire power when attacking the Rosecoco pale Suguta valley...
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Dating a nurse is something peculiar.I remember tukienda sherehe Marigat na my wife Cheptolo buana.Being an in-law I was treated to a rear spectacle.Kwa hyo sherehe nlipewa nyama choma,boiled and "Kipketiniik".Hawa Watugen wakikupea nyama kutoka Koriema utafrahia...
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That nduthi guy mwenye amezoea kuleta bibi yako daily infaa umngoje jioni kama ishakua Giza hapo Kwa compound.Akishashukisha bibi yako lipua Kofi ya stima na uache akistruggle kusimamisha pikipiki na uende Kwa nyumba uweke citizen uwatch Bi mswafari na uwekee miguu juu ya meza.
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Ukiwa na Dem mkamba hata usiage wimbi,nduma,njugu na upike uji ya maziwa hawezi kuwa satisfied.Niligonga Mueni pale Tala hadi muscle pool ikanishika Kwa tarimbo na Bado ananiambia 'Nzele turundie moya mbila sindi'
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RECRUITMENT GONE WRONG
HAPO 2015 after struggles za village nkaona advert ya KDF recruitment na Aldai sub county ilikuwa 15th AUG nkaanza zoezi na nkajizoesha ngotha ya cowboy kukimbia nayo hata ikiingia lunch I learnt to be resilient and unrelenting...
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Was traveling to Migori county in 2018 and at around 4AM I was in Awasi round about heading to Migori and accidentally I knocked down a creature Kwa road nkasuspect ni dogii. Got there had my errands done and by 3PM I was on my way towards Nandi hills...
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In 2020 time ya COVID dry spell ilinifikisha mwisho na pia life ilikuwa imenifikisha king kabisa.Upon scrolling through my contact,I came across a childhood friend mwenye alikuwa mtoto wa deep state.Her name is Milly.I redeemed my bonga points and Called her...
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Huku ushagoo nimeenda Kwa kina pengting wangu kienyeji and after kumpiga kiswahili kiasi akatii naye akaamua anionjeshe the wet valley hapo nyuma ya store Yao.3minutes into the act nakaskia kitu baridi ikinitembelea buana...
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Nmekuwa nlibuy cucumber tangu daktari aniambie itasaidia some ailments I previously had,but of late hizo cucumber buana inaonja ni kama calcium Iko very high and I kept wondering what has been happening until siku moja nlikuja home late...
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Kuna Dem alikuwa KMTC anaitwa Awiti,I used to go and do some long range firing in her Suguta valley every evening but on her pillows I could smell some familiar sweat.I kept ignoring since that wasn't my business.Even after washing the pillow cases the familiar sweat smelled....
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Living in the village is not enough until you decide to use a green lodge. In my village I had this kienyeji called Cheptarus and her father was Chepkochoy.We had tried to do so plumbing buana but hatukupata nafasi since nilikuwa nalala jikoni ya shosho yangu...
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Na mlikuwa mmeniwuon nisiwahi lala Kwa sitting room ya relatives bila nguo.Wooi nliamshwa na kitu imenigusa matako Kwa aunty yangu kumbe ni Fidel mtoto ya cousin yangu amenifunua ananinusa makalio akisema uncoo anataka kupupuu.
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I remember tukiwa wadogo my mother bought me a red underwear ambayo ilikuwa the only one.and within two day ulikuwa unapata hapo karibu na exhaust imekuwa yellow in colour ju choo nayo tulikuwa tunaingia na kutoka.On a Monday nlivaa na nkaenda shule...
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Allan Kipruto is that guy tulisoma naye primary and later went to high school moja.Yeye alikuwa anavisitiwa regularly unlike most of us wazazi walitudispose uko,time unampigia simu mzazi unaambia "helo dad ni Mwetich"anakuuliza "Mwetich kutoka wapi" unamjibu ni kijana yako...
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Walevi wa uko kwetu have mastered the engine sounds of police land cruiser not only the police land cruiser wanajua ile station hyo gari imetoka Kwa kuskia sauti tu.Unaskia Kimeli with his dimming voice akisema "msikimbie hyo ni ya Kobujoi inapeleka OCS Kwa nyumba"
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Hawa vienyeji huku village wakiamua kukupea utafrahia.Yaani unajaribu kupull out unaskia spinal imekataa kazi halafu unaskia ni kama mjuols inamumunywa na ndama Haina meno,then you have no option but kumwaga ndani ukiwhisper "Chepkem makomii kelyek kapsaa"
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My boss who's 57yrs old Woman asked me to lick her Rosecoco Kwa changing room ya job ndo anipeleke Vasha weekend but as an astute Kalenjin man who never betrays his conscience siwezi,sahii nshapanga nguo Kwa suitcase nlibuyiwa na huyo mumama nangoja Friday jioni tushuke uko.
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Today a lady who was my childhood friend and also my neighbor alinitext Leo asubuhi and kujaribu kumtongoza akanipiga tackle moto sana.Mwaka ni 2002 August and Kuna wedding Kwa jirani yetu anaitwa Arap Metto. My mother being very strict akanipiga suction ya kwenda uko...
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When visiting my rich Aunt who lives in Elgon view estate Eldoret,ilikuwa wakati yangu ya kwanza kuenda town so my grandmother akanipaka mafuta ya nguruwe Kwa tumbo to prevent me from 'bad eyes' in Eldoret town since the previous month nilikuwa nmeskumiwa nywele Kwa tumbo...
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Mtu anielezee kama mtoto ya CBC the reason why Unga ya ugali ni ksh240 then a country's president takes a flight with a contingent of upto 40 crew members,then wakifika airport uko UK the same Kenyans alight then line up to greet the president and welcome him to UK..
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Some wives are evil buana,bibi ya beshte yangu alibuy thong mpya na akumuwekea boys wangu Kwa trench coat akienda kazi asubuhi.Vile jamaa alinotice akaamua ikae Kwa hyo mfuko akifanya investigation which of his side chicks might have decided to terminate his marriage...
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2020 nliwahi enda programme flani ilikuwa switch Tv inaitwa blind date,kufika uko nkafunikwa macho na nkapelekwa Kwa room nkaletewa Dem pia amefunikwa macho tuanze kuongea kama tutavibe tuagree tuanze kudate.During hyo time my wife was home ju ya covid...
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