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I have a long and sensuous history of serving the top broads in DC

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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
8 months
Few know this but after WW1, when most of the magic was sucked out of Europe, gnomes fled across the ocean and interbred with the Amish
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@QuasLacrimas They don’t even know what herbs and spices are, it’s all just “seasoning”
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau “Or face the consequences”
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@CoolChaiQuodi IQ without inner light is a measure of the length of rope you have to hang yourself with.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
5 months
This is an excellent litmus test of whether or not you are a serious person. Everyone who reflexively shared this as a major pwn failed and can be disregarded moving forward
@AFpost
AF Post
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Milei government approves $837 million purchase of sex change hormones for trans children, adolescents and adults. Follow: @AFpost
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Yes hello I’m new here can you introduce me to your friends please?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
5 months
@CoalBrahhh If mom is trying to reign them in unsuccessfully- anti long house If mom just lets them do it- nog behavior
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
9 months
Imagining a Muslim purgatory where you get 77 mid bitches that went to community college
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
Friendsgiving is like 5 year long relationships without marriage, “fur babies” instead of having children. It’s a cheap substitute for something meaningful. A cope for not having a meaningful and fulfilling family life. It’s the holiday version of fucking a blow up doll.
@CshraderAsa
Homer Simp
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@KingCabanaBoy @ReplyGuy_3 @cavkingpaul I think people are just deeply confused You guys seem to be angry at people for having friends, and then somehow equating that to trans people You seem miserable
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@MogTheUrbanite Good reason to encourage young guys to be logisticians. One of the most overlooked sources of real control.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
8 months
Moves to the deep south because it's still functioning and that needs to change
@kevinmyoung
Dr. Kevin M. Young
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We just moved in to our new, lovely deep South neighborhood a few weeks ago. While we don’t have time to fully deck the halls this year, I felt it was important to let the neighbors know that we, too, follow Jesus.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Aristocrats don't need to love the common folk, but kings do
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
6 months
@russian_cosmist @PikaSneaky @whstancil This is clearly the most significant psychological event of his adult life. The name of Steve Sailer will send chills down his spine every time he hears it for eternity.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
10 months
Stop allowing your daughters to associate with homosexuals
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
@_jburden Sorry I had to #sailerd
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
6 months
If you are still trying to place responsibility on young women for their shitty worldviews, you aren't nearly sexist enough.
@zinniaa_3
zinnia (unemployed)
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people get mad at young women for being feminist as if we weren’t fed propaganda from birth that if we didn’t explicitly aspire to being “strong independent career women” that we were weak, stupid, silly and inferior— we were literally taught to hate ourselves by everyone
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@AshaLogos It's taken me a long time to stop being angry at him. JBPs traitorous behavior felt personal because he was the person who introduced me to many of the thinkers I hold on a pedestal to this day. After a while though, I began to see him as any other of our pathetic enemies
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 months
Could I please get 1000 followers in the next 15 minutes? Thanks.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
4 months
Who put tits on my towel boy?
@EatPeaty
☀️🇺🇲 Dakota 🇺🇲☀️
4 months
Wednesday in the 4HL
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
1 year
@GathererSkull Spraying that nigga with holy water just to see what happens hehe
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
5 months
@Schmutz_5R Can we find another mountain and make it 4 Hitlors?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
3 months
Anyone else used to be food network guys back in the day?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 months
Good Ice Ice Hitler Morning
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
18 days
People that were saying God saved Trump's life less than a week ago are complaining about him being too aggressive with the right's favorite beaner
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
5 months
@butt_watermelon It may be a LARP for you but it won't for your kids
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
I believe there is a collective consciousness that we tap in to when we get on twitter. More than once I’ve had an idea in my head for a while and I think it’s unique so I tweet about it only to find 1-3 frens tweeted about the exact same thing 15 minutes before me
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
1 year
@obynofranc @FatandSouthrn It means you're untrustworthy and probably 🏳️‍🌈
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
10 months
@pope_head He's gonna need extra blessed salt next time to counter all Hunter's blow in the carpets
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@Ogirl77 "weight can vary by like 5lbs through the day" Yeah she better stay well below the number I give her if she wants my love.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
@bronzeagemantis They really want to turn the entire land mass of planet earth into one big longhouse, huh.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Attacking proles isn't a winning strategy but fat ugly retail workers getting fired means I don't have to interact with them when I buy chains and 2x6s for the pillory in my dungeon(in Minecraft). Hopefully they hire 17 yo blossoming youth whose fear will be more well placed.
Getting Home Depot employees fired is fucking stupid and anyone supporting it is a fucking retard. This isn't a person in a position of power. It's a fucking prole.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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The one thing I took away from Dave Ramsey is to never loan someone enough money that will make you angry at them for not paying back. Bringing money issues into public light just makes both sides look pathetic.
@PeatPill
🌼🙂🍊 Peat Pillman
2 months
It's real. Thomas was my friend. I gave to him freely and I didn't ask for repayment, but he promised to pay me back. He broke on his own word. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Jen please answer my calls I don't know what I did to make you so coy. Im sure I can make it up to you xoxo
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Bought a pack of those nigger colored bandaids bc I thought it would be funny but now I just look like I have shit on my hand. F.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Have blacks actually convinced themselves of this or is it just an effort at trolling?
@URBANSPOTLITE
UrbanSpotlite.Com
7 months
@Gonzo_Medic @ChristmasPast3 @Cash_Nicholson @KingCabanaBoy @jaaonpe @1VeryChillDude @TheHoopHerald Imagine I was such a loser that I sat on the internet mad at the original Man because I have every advantage on this earth and im still a loser - I pray whoever posting this is not adult age 😂😂😂 only losers post stuff like this 😂😂😂😂 so sad
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@hghtoday @hortleranime @chinpcommander Funny you say that because the Romans erased the Hebrew people. The only living inheritors of God's covenant are Christians- who incidentally keep Rome alive for eternity.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@russian_cosmist @9mm_smg Nearly everyone I've met irl (other than tradcaths) that has gotten into Uncle A and the JQ recently, is a miscegenator and has not questioned that for a second.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
@LionsSpectre Yes but it’s fetishistic and disordered. Indication of someone not to be trusted even tho they would be a lot of fun
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
1 year
@Don_Quesadilla @CogitoEdu @Beaoudix She took a perfectly good opportunity to highlight a cool warrior culture that dominated amongst their people and ruined it by trying to act triumphant against the people who annihilated them in like a week and a half
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Brown ppl live in a singular dimension and can't possibly imagine a girl who can dress up and be classy or get her hands dirty depending on the situation
@SameeraKhan
Samirah
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Also, all the ‘straight’ men cooming over her in the replies would be embarrassed to be seen with her in public. Imagine her being your date to a formal event. Yikes.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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I realized I was racist when the black guys on my basketball team asked me to take them to the gun range and teach them to shoot
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
Here are a few of my favorite civil rights leaders:
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@philvischer
Phil Vischer
2 years
@smashbaals Are there any Civil Rights leaders you don't consider enemies?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@butt_watermelon I still have no clue what it means other than "not on my side"
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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The rumors are true and my cover has been blown. The only people I take orders from are Bibi and my bagel guy(yes I have a bagel guy, its a perk of my contract with Lucifer)
@kyledavis1776
Kyle Davis
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@Noooticerrrr @KingCabanaBoy BAP is 50% Jewish and a Zionist and a lot of his supporters have admitted to being pro-Likud mischlings or jews. The guy I’m replying to is a big BAP fan and supporter. If he doesn’t have any Jew blood then he’s a shabbos goy. Also he has no idea what he’s talking about.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@The_WGD I’m pretty torn on this fight. I agree with you, but I can’t stop thinking that this bait casts an unnecessarily broad net and ends up pissing off a lot of good guys to create a rift with anyone who relies solely on their instincts rather than philosophical spergery. I like both.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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If you don't die in the first 30 seconds after saying the golden word, they will recognize you as a god and your name will live on in hood lore for ages
@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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Bro was braver than the Marines
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Jews are to Lucas Gage what Anons are to Jordan Peterson. Oddly enough these groups are one in the same.
@jordanbpeterson
Dr Jordan B Peterson
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Hey New Nazi troll rats Anonymously trumpeting your anti-semitism doesn't rescue you from your mother's basement Or from the demon of resentment Or make you more attractive to the women who take one look at you and shudder And rightly bloody so You are despicable bottom-rung
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@Atlanteanfox I’ve never felt more attractive than the time I wore a suit into a Kroger at 9:00 pm on a Friday night to pick up a bottle of wine. The moms were acting feral.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Here's a couple other fellas that also liked talking about national unity.
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@___eb__
𝐸𝐵
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>National unity Lol, lmao
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
@LandsharkRides If a person feels the need to request prayers for seemingly minor things, they probably really do need them, just not for the reason they think they do
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Everyone countersignalling Trump over this is weak and disloyal.
@AFpost
AF Post
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Trump, once again, attacks El Salvador President Nayib Bukele. He claims Bukele is shipping criminals into the US and making it look like he’s decreasing crime. Follow: @AFpost
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Conspiracy theory= nothing happens Incompetence theory= people get fired, go to prison
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Did everyone else see the sun spinning or is that just a white guy thing?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
Somehow I feel both flattered and violated at the same time. Kinda like an evening with Harvey Weinstein, ya know?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
1 year
I'm assembling a team
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@jordanbpeterson You were happy to talk to Zizek, why not talk to someone on the other side of the aisle?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@KeithWoodsYT You are a human spaghetti noodle and Hitler hates you
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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When I was child a group of friends found frog and were torturing/injuring him. I disavow and take frog away before realizing it was too late to be save him so I threw against tree to quickly end his misery. Still conflicted about how I handled it. RIP.
@4chan_green
4CHAN GREENTEXTS
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anon's son is a little odd
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Keith is one of those unfortunate cautionary examples of how hanging out with the wrong crowd can get you to fight against the very thing you originally were fighting for
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Keith Woods
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
Slaughter them all immediately before something appears in the middle of that thing
@Billyhottakes
Billy
2 years
A flock of Sheep in Inner Mongolia have been walking in a circle for over 10 days straight and no one knows why.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
God bless Brownells for taking a stand against degeneracy
@InRangeTV
InRange TV 🏴
2 years
Brownells has been targeted by bad actors to sever their relationship with InRange. If you’ve bought from Brownells because of InRange please email them to that effect, and if you'd like, let them know you believe in marginalized people's gun rights.
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@Bane_on_Mars The actual right wing is very, very small
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@_putonthemask_ Wtf even our Mormons are coal burners?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
The point of small talk isn’t just to pass the time by making banal comments on the weather, it’s a game/dance to make something as ordinary as weather be the catalyst of something interesting and worth while between strangers
@personofswag
adam 🇺🇸
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“I hate smalltalk” is code for “I am a dogshit conversationalist and an uninteresting person”
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@AfricanHub_
African Hub
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What is it that comes to your mind when you think of this man, Nelson Mandela
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Jill is such a cretinous bitch. In many ways worse than Hillary, just too stupid for a career of her own.
@DrBiden
Dr. Jill Biden
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Denim jacket: on White Monster: drank Sins: forgiven Mozart: Playing We’re: so back
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@Anorionn This feels like he's leading up to telling us that ackshully the Union was based antizionists and that's why we should come to the brown man's defense again in the middle east
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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Helen of Troy had to have some real knockers on her right?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
2 years
We’re all on the same page that IVF is demonic, right?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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The fitness level of the girl at the end tells you everything you need to know about this video
@AmiriKing
Amiri King
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Um. Ok. Does anyone NOT think this is weird?
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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All it took was a single nude photo to completely rescue this guy's image among the right wing. There's a lesson in there.
@bryan_johnson
Bryan Johnson /dd
9 months
Death was my only wish for 10 years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫶🏻
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@KingCabanaBoy
Kamabla's Cabana Boy
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@Cash_Nicholson "lazy pieces of shit"= want my wife to raise my kids and I have enough time to see a few of his baseball games
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