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I publish bimonthly articles on X pertaining to Horror, Wrestling, & Humor. Click the Articles tab on my profile to read them. Quick to ask. Slow to conclude. ⭕

Joined October 2023
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
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Lol
@AdamComedian
Adam Hunter
1 hour
CNN just announced the Chiefs and Eagles are tied right now and this is too close to call. #SuperBowl
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Ken
3 hours
Let me guess. Chiefs come back and win in overtime? #BigFootballGame
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Ken
3 hours
@ScullyWrestleZz Tell me you've never eaten chicken in the road without telling me you've never eaten chicken in the road. For what it's worth, I haven't either.
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
3 hours
@elonmusk Nice! I have a DeGoogled Fairphone 4 and T-Mobile is the only service that supports it. Fuck you, @Google! You slut!
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
3 hours
@thechadwickpaul I keep tagging them with my "You can do it, put your Tax Intuit" idea and they ignore me. Their loss!
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
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@janninereid1 This search is every post from Chelsea Hanlder using the word "rape" sorted by date, descending. Notice how she openly jokes about it until Trump announced he was running in 2016. Then she tells somebody they should go to jail for posting about it. LOL
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@WeWatchedAMovie I bet that IRL was just like the internet back in the day. "Bring unto me thy critic henceforth! For it is he who did not agree upon my analysis of my favorite play." Then the crowd cheered as the critic was publicly executed.
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Ken
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@Liz_Cheney @JDVance Shut up you war mongering, money grabbing, dried up bitch. "We the people" voted for what is happening now. You work for us. You need to start acting like it. We paid your salary to fuck us over for far too long and many of us are fed up. Cut the bullshit.
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
6 hours
TV time with Duke. I look sexy because I'm not looking at the camera. It's like I'm being casual, as I unknowingly take my own pic.
Tweet media one
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
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@MetalMama1987 I am rooting against the Eagles. I'm not a fan of Swift but I'd rather support the Swifties over this nonsense:
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
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Awful: Multiple #Eagles fans were HARRASING two #Commanders fans after yesterday's game. Even STEALING a beanie off one of their heads. There is no place for this in sports. Disgusting.
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6 hours
@GodOfthunder129 Lmfao! Can you imagine? I'll buy Lunchly if he does.
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
6 hours
@TheRajGiri @thefogjones @ChrisVanVliet He seems like such a humble and decent dude. I need to listen to this tomorrow while I work to help keep my spirits up. ... Mondays.
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@Kheniwyze
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@JustElliot2 @jercinema I would have been for the Eagles if I didn't see so many videos of Philly fans being complete assholes after the last game. I'm in Pittsburgh. The only good thing Philly has done for me was ensure that I don't live I'm the shittiest city in PA.
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Ken
6 hours
@YouFuckingIdio9 This one can be called "Balls Ball." Or "Ball Balls." To each their own.
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Ken
7 hours
My wife doesn't follow wrestling, and now every time I tell her about something going on she asks "Is that one related to The Rock too?" LOL #Bloodline
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
7 hours
@SmeshbroMMA @2000s_WWE I'm surprised seeing this from a MMA account. I feel like I'd rather have somebody's calf or thigh across my face while I'm laying down than to have a elbow driven into my chest or sternum. I don't always watch MMA but when I do I usually conclude that elbows are scary. lol
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Ken
7 hours
@ontherunrefuge1 You know that isn't true. You're like a child lashing out to get attention. Your misery is the product of your own stubbornness. Instead of confronting it, you choose to spread it to others. The part of you that wants to ruin my day is already ruining yours. That's YOUR problem.
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@Kheniwyze
Ken
7 hours
@AewDefender I did watch AEW Meth on BlueSky. I can't wait to see who the first champion is going to be. For those who don't know, it's basically WWE Speed but instead of time restrictions, every single move requires at least one full rotation (be it a flip or a spin) before impact.
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Ken
8 hours
@BluecollarBrett @SlackHQ you should "drive change" and do this yourself. Men can't get pregnant. Please stop bending over for cynical people who wish to spread their misery while wearing a mask of "acceptance and inclusion."
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