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Chicago Burlesque Specialist. The Bulletproof Beauty and the Electric Soul of Burlesque. Chronically Ill. She/They
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2014
RT @broadwaybabyto: People act like being disabled means you spend all day chilling. Many of us are trying to hold ourselves together with…
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RT @EvilPriscilla: Access to me is a luxury My energy is a luxury My time is a luxury My attention is a luxury & luxuries are expensive 💅
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RT @nilanmorton: Please stop trying to take away my identity as a disabled person just because you see me being fashionable and find me pre…
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RT @BurlesqueSeed: Geeks n Cheeks Saturday, April 27th 9:30pm CT Newport Theater I’ll be your hostess with the most-ass. Come see me!! Ti…
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I just accidentally unlocked a new accent I can do well: Canadian hockey stereotype. I now have 3 whole accents
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This is why I am a Yoshihiko fan
Yoshihiko gave Kazuki Hirata 6 German Suplexes in a row and then pinned him clean in the ring. YES. I LOVE PRO WRESTLING. 😂
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Watching @TheFWAcademy stream. Yes, @thejasonmidas and I have a cat, and he's perfect Sorry #StoneAmbrose
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Listening to @TheMattKnicks on his debut on commentary as part of the @TheFWAcademy Run the Ropes show. Why does he sound so much like @thejasonmidas ??
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Walking to pick up Ramen with my house dress tucked into my sweatpants. Not a super fun day at my house
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@ramonaslick @JeezLoueez A tiny little tap-tap is enough if you are a light spraying diva. Definitely don't rub!
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Watching @theleemoriarty in this #ROHFinalBattle and maybe Lee should try a little mustache? Like, just the mustache, to stand out
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@heIsPsychoMike has a new fan in me after his match today on #MysteryWrestling4 Top notch story telling
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