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Newsmax calls me a devious liberal PolitiFact calls me One Twitter User Kevin T. Williams - Actor Untenable Reel: https://t.co/8dTr3QRlOa
Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2011
BECAUSE OF YOUR EXPERIENCE IM ANNOUNCING YOU AS SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE ALSO DID YOU KNOW THE GREEN GIANT ISNT REAL
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President Trump, America's History Buff, explains to Joe Rogan that President Lincoln was very depressed because he lost his beloved son, Tad. Thomas "Tad" Lincoln died 6 years after Lincoln's death.
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On the bright side, this should finally put an end to the whole "Master Race" thing.
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Trump is asked what it was like on his first day in office. He doesn't understand the question. Joe clarifies. So Trump starts talking about getting shot.
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WOW! #Trump's prompter often contains phonetic spellings because he knows so little and is such a bad reader. Today, George Wythe was spelled "With" for him. He just pronounced the name of this historical figure correctly and then, inexplicably, read out the incorrect spelling.
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Trump to Joe Rogan: .-California has so much water. (they don't).- California doesn't know it (they know they don't) .- They have brownouts every weekend (they don't) .- I will veto a California law within my first 2 days in office. (Not the way the Construction works)
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The man who wants to be in charge of the largest economy in the world thinks that bitcoins, a virtual currency, are "made" somewhere.
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Today @realDonaldTrump wandered out of his own office and left Medal of Freedom recipient, Dan Gable, standing there with no clue what to do. "More Presidential than anyone in history."
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Trump suggests that there's no reason not to think that there's life on Mars. Joe Rogan fact checks him immediately. Trump switches to talking about Chinese balloons. "They never would have done it with me.". They did.
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Trump explains that picking a businessman instead of a politician is "very dangerous". Neither himself nor Joe Rogan is aware that he might as well be describing his own presidency.
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Trump admits that he learned that trees use water in his mid 70s.
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Trump goes on for a while telling Joe Rogan how scary nuclear weapons are. Then says (again) there are 5 nuclear countries. A man who was president for 4 years thinks there's only 5 nuclear powers. THAT'S scary.
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Joe Rogan tries multiple times to get Trump to explain why he said environmental experts purposely delay projects so that they can make more money. Trump never explains it. Rogan then insist that the environment is a real concern.
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@GregAbbott_TX Are you being serious right now, Greg? . You're the governor of a state and you honestly don't understand how grand juries work? How TWO grand juries work? . It's not too late to resign.
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On the topic of Lincoln (The question was about Trump's first day in the White House) Trump starts talking about a UFC fight. Rogan: I really don't know who you're talking about.
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WOW! . KELLY: But once you get a subpoena you have to turn them over. TRUMP: I know this. *pauses* I don't even know that.
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Trump complains to Joe Rogan about a Congressman who wouldn't do a quid pro quo.
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So @Jim_Jordan is now saying that @realDonaldTrump was just testing the Ukranians to see if they were corrupt. And. Good news! They passed!. This may be a whole new level of fuckery. #UkraniumDumb
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Trump claims that Lincoln had a phobia of Robert E. Lee. Lincoln apparently had "the yips". Also, Trump's generals thought Lee was the best "in terms of genius". Trump has told the Lincoln phobia story before. No historian has been able to verify it. Lincoln never met Lee.
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@EstergrenSue So taxpayer paid for her entire life and now she's too selfish to help someone else achieve the American dream with her taxes. Got it.
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Friends: my baby brother had a ❤️ attack today and is going in for bypass surgery. I'm on my way to the airport to get there. If you believe in something, do me a favor and put in a word. He's one of the good ones.
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Trump explains to Joe Rogan that a president appoints about 10,000 people. It's roughly 4,000. Maybe 5. After bragging continuously in the 2016 campaign that he had "all the best people", "tremendous people", Trump finally admits that he had no idea whom to appoint.
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Guys, I'm worried about the 1-term pres. Tonight he claimed that his "biggest" accomplishment was getting a new Iran nuclear deal approved. It never existed. There was no negotiation. There was nothing to approve. And he rambled on for 4 minutes about how he got it approved.
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I can't isolate the audience's murmurs after he misspells the name every Virginian knows, but I'm sure that I did, you would hear several, "He's a F***en moron." . There is something wrong Wythe the President. #IStandWytheTrump.#incrediblenames.#trumphistory.
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Florida Man @mattgaetz, talking about Silicon Valley canceling conservatives says "We have a 2nd amendment in this country and I THINK WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO USE IT!"
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As long as Jim Jordan is trending, please feel free to share this.
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@mo57744 This is what he does. He pretends that he knows a bunch of stuff. Or just makes it up. The question wasn't anything about Lincoln. Nothing. He does this to himself because he thinks he sounds smart.
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What???? . Does anyone know anyone at all who is skipping presents because of financial pressures?.
A third of Americans are choosing to skip presents altogether due to financial pressures. Joe Biden is the Democrat who stole Christmas.
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Also. WTF does "incredible names" even mean???.🙄.
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Trump begins this clip by admitting that he's never heard of Tulare Lake. By the end of it he's acting like he's an expert on it. The lake, like many across the country, was gradually divided into a series of canals that became the basis for California's agricultural dominance.
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@JordanBach Lol. You've never been a Democrat. No lifelong Democrat calls it the "Democrat Party". There's no such thing. It's the Democratic Party. Nobody's buying it.
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Just last night @Jim_Jordan was on @seanhannity complaining about the Left crazily thinking there should be security measures at the Capitol.
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Subbing for Hannity, @kayleighmcenany states that "4 unelected judges" are undermining democracy. 1. They're justices, they've earned that. 2. All 4 of them have been elected by the people of Colorado to 10-year terms. She went to Harvard Law.
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@ChrisCillizza Why on earth would you be surprised that Trump agreed to a deal that hurts him? . That's his brand!.
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@MarshaBlackburn @POTUS You think that's all he's doing?. He's got a thousand Trumpster fires to put out. And he's doing it legally. Elections have consequences, Marsha.
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@megynkelly How much time did Trump spend with the families of the five police officers we lost in the months following his attack?
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Trump, who continued to grow the debt after his tax cuts and before COVID, blames COVID, and spouts some nonsense to Joe Rogan about doubling growth and being "underlevered". For the record, Trump inherited 3.3% GDP growth. He bragged that he would get it to "4, 5, and 6% or
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@bennyjohnson Can you please post the video of the legendary actor? This one has Scott Baio. Thanks, Benny!.
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@MayoIsSpicyy Yeah, this didn't happen. No one in the history of time has ever been able to remove a bumper sticker.
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@DrPaulGosar Can you. Tell me what it actually means? Because every explanation I've heard of it is complete nonsense.
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Trump told his Vice President not to call Democratic Governors and arrange federal assistance during a pandemic because they were not "appreciative" enough. Reminder: This is what a real President looks like with a Governor from the other party during a time of crisis.
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@piersmorgan How is she playing the Trump/Hitler card? . She's quoting General Kelly, Trump's Chief of Staff and right hand man, who is quoting Donald Trump directly. Trump himself wished that he had generals like Hitler had. If anyone's playing the Hitler card here, it's Trump.
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After a day of MAGA going nuts because Joe Biden didn't pronounce Laken's name exactly right, #KatieBritt, (the GOP rebuttal speaker and actress who just knows she's going to make it 'cause Jesus told her so in a dream) does exactly the same thing.
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@realDonaldTrump You've never seen the show. In this episode Larry David starts wearing a MAGA hat so that nobody wants to be seen with him. It works!. Honestly, I'm impressed repeatedly with @GOP self-owns. You're the best, sweetie.
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@HawleyMO Giving legal assistance to children who were forced to come here without a parent? . You didn't mention that. What's your issue with that, Josh?.
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Trump, on #joerogantrump, claims he was on Thursday or Friday of Oprah's last week. He wasn't. He was on an episode three and a half months before that. Absolutely no reason to lie about it but that's how he do. His low self-esteem is continuously astounding.
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@KatieBrittforAL @BrigantiPhil Where's all your stuff? . I've never seen an American kitchen like this. You've got nothing in it. Maybe rewrite your monologue to explain it? Give you character some weird affliction, like fear of toasters. Anyway, good luck with your future auditions.
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@JDVance Nonsense. According to the most recent complete stats, Springfield has become a SAFER city since the Haitian immigration. Wages have surged as well and these 100% legal immigrants have added to the job market and boosted the local economy. And nobody is eating dogs!
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Florida woman wearing a "Trump Girl" tee shirt explains to the doctor how the plandemic works. #Presidemic
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Trump claims he actually got 225 million votes. "In terms of the real. the feeling!". He's now applying the same accounting principles to elections as he does to his square footage.
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@jasoninthehouse Jason, I got a 100% turkey, gluten-free, minimally processed turkey yesterday for 8 bucks. Now that I see you want to spend 14x that on the same bird I'm starting to understand why the debt skyrocketed when you were in Congress.
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@mmpadellan What you should do at this point is just commit to supporting whomever the nominee ends up being. It's okay. Biden has been amazing. He will go down in history as one of the best presidents of all time. Change may come. We're not MAGA!.
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@Acyn Yeah, apart from the 11 sound stages that he's building in the multi-story, state of the art, Wildflower Studios. She means, apart from that, obviously. Notice how DeNiro didn't put his own name on it. He's not a Trump.
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@DanScavino Sorry, but if it was the greatest first term in presidential history it would be followed by a second term.
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Still trying to find a photo of Mike Johnson that doesn't set off my gaydar.
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@ClayTravis Does Seth Meyers standing next to him clue you into what's going on here, Clay? . Oh, whom am I kidding. That would require thought. As you were.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Because Cuomo tells the truth and your dad's misinformation is killing Americans? . Is this. Is this a trick question?
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@brithume "What do you say to Americans who are scared?". Why wasn't it a gotcha question when Pence answered it immediately, Brit? . If Pence can do it, you know it's not that fu**ing hard, Brit.
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Mike Pence, the man IN CHARGE of the #CoronaVirus Response Team just completely phux up the information Dr. Birx gave him about VENTILATORS, not respirators, and even she can't take it anymore.
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I've said this before:. The Electoral College chose Ron Burgundy.
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@RogerJStoneJr Well, we know it's complete nonsense because we have record of the payment. Bank records don't lie, Roger. You do, but bank records don't.
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@Jim_Jordan 2. Hunter was absolutely qualified. You claimed he told ABC that he wasn't. You lied. He literally listed his qualifications to ABC. He's a lawyer, Jim. Unlike you, he actually passed the Bar.
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@mschlapp So your Mom, sister and nephew don't trust the President to keep them safe. Copy that:
Any protesters, anarchists, agitators, looters or lowlifes who are going to Oklahoma please understand, you will not be treated like you have been in New York, Seattle, or Minneapolis. It will be a much different scene!.
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Background: Trump used Dan Gable as a prop to win Iowa (sic) back in October. Now he simply has no use for him after the photo op. Also, Trump has a LOT of difficulty saying Iowa.
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@Acyn "I don't really read the newspapers or listen to the news." says the guy in charge of investigating the investigation of the investigators investigation.
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@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews Pro tip: Don't make fun of someone's position in their graduating class if you had to pay someone to take your SATs.
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@mtgreenee That's completely irrelevant. Hush Money money isn't a crime. The crime is falsifying records in furtherance of more crime. Specifically election fraud. Luckily, sex with someone other than your spouse isn't a crime either. That's lucky for you. Very lucky.
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@NikkiHaley Nikki, first off, thank you for your husband's service and your family's sacrifice. But you KNEW this about Trump in 2016 and you still voted for him. And you promoted him. And you shilled for him. And you served him. Why would we trust your judgment now?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Totally normal for a wife to hold a husband's hand.
Melania rips her hand away at the end of the debate. Apparently Stand By Your Man wasn't a big hit in Slovenia.
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@Acyn Kevin's lying. Nancy DID hold a vote on the 2019 impeachment inquiry. It passed. Kevin was there.
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I don't have time to go into how much this is all complete nonsense. $40 a barrel and US oil drilling stops. Anything less than 60 and shale costs more to drill than the selling price. Kudos to Rogan for trying to get some answers tho.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr And yet, somehow we managed to get through 2 and half centuries without this being an issue. Until your criminal dad.
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We all deserve someone who embraces us like Jill, not Melania.
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Melania rips her hand away at the end of the debate. Apparently Stand By Your Man wasn't a big hit in Slovenia.
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@Acyn This is common. I live in Glendale and everyone here is named Glen and speaks only Glen.
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When the tailor didn't have time to do the tailcoat so just went off your listed weight.
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@VivekGRamaswamy Really, really easy Vivek. You can't falsify records to conspire to violate New York State election law Section 17-152. That's what Trump did. In order to hide the hush money (not illegal) which was a campaign donation hidden from the public (illegal). Very shallow dive.
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For all of you "we just need more good guys with guns" folks. The #SanJoseShooting at the #VTA rail yard happened just two blocks from the San Jose Police station. And ACROSS THE STREET from the Sheriff. All those "good guys with guns" right there and still at least 9 dead.
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@Acyn I got to say, 24 years is a hell of a commitment to a lie. I couldn't give my CrossFit gym membership 3 months.
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@Acyn No. No I can't imagine this. But I CAN imagine receiving a text from Jimmy telling me that he's terrified and he loves me and they're in lockdown.
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We shouldn't feed poor children because some kids are fat. No, really. That's what Kim Reynolds says.
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With apologies to your ears. Especially if you're a parent.
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@IngrahamAngle This is from your own network, Laura. Check the time stamp. Next time you're doing a fact check, don't forget the facts. #ShutTheFactUp
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