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Astros | UH ‘21 |❤️8/22/17❤️

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Joined November 2012
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@Kerbabble
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2 years
I read 48 books in 2022. My favorites:. The Baseball 100- Joe Posnanski.The Martian- Andy Weir.Last Night at the Telegraph Club-Malinda Lo.The Lincoln Highway- Amor Towles.Station Eleven- Emily St. John Mandel.Sharp Objects- Gillian Flynn.Dark Matter- Blake Crouch
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5 years
@podperson @JasmynBeKnowing @hodgman BUT MY FREEDOM /s.
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7 years
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7 years
@Tyloweisanass @rlgzl66 @ZivkoPezulev @SportsCenter Yes because we all know St. Bonaventure is a media powerhouse.
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8 months
@FodenPrime @TheEuropeanLad Begging for twitter follows in 2024 💀.
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2 years
@SirDoomgron @wildtiktokss You didn’t read the second picture, did you?.
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2 years
@JayCuda Both, interchangeably.
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8 months
@FoolishBB The run of five consecutive scoreless starts at five different levels before hurting his elbow again is so interesting
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3 years
@deva72727 @FoolishBB @Cardinals Astros have cheating via cheating.
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7 months
@awfulannouncing It’s probably time to change your name from “Awful Announcing”.
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3 years
Look what Myles Straw just did in Yankee Stadium. Love that guy
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3 years
@mrgrimm @mandiba13 @HosteenCholo I would be embarrassed to admit this.
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10 months
@jayhaykid Shohei Ohtani.
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4 years
@GentryGDM @Clayster This is such a dumb take.
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6 months
@DannyVietti And Schwarber’s slugging is about a million points higher.
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3 years
@MLBNerds @StatRule @george_f_r77 If you don’t base your predictions on previous results, then your predictions are completely arbitrary and meaningless.
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3 years
@HuffPost People who advocate wearing a mask and getting the vaccine to protect from harsh COVID symptoms should advocate weight loss and avoiding weight gain for the same reasons.
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3 years
Even though it feels terrible to be an Astros fan right now, it’s important to remember that we’re still miles better than the Dodgers and the Yankees.
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4 years
@Crimsix Its so strange to me seeing one of the greatest COD players ever complain about playing against good players.
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4 years
@JerryJJsays @MLBRandomStats This is an all-time terrible take.
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3 years
@MLBNerds 10th best catcher in the league lmao okay
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3 years
@WWwasson @UmpireAuditor The umpires don’t get to unilaterally decide to change the rules of baseball in any given game.
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4 years
@HaydenP09357434 @DeckoDecks @hail_papa Why are discussing this as if only Montana/Wyoming/Dakotas etc. are the designated “Indigenous areas?” Shouldnt the entire United States be treated as a former Indigenous area?.
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1 year
@MLBMetrics Bro forgot he was world series MVP.
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2 years
@MarchMadnessMBB Why is this the thumbnail lmao
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6 months
@BaseballValues This has been a bad deadline for Baseball Trade Values.
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1 year
@astralflite It’s convenient when someone is so willing to out themselves as a person of horrible character, but it’s a shame that so many do it from behind an anonymous account. Coward.
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3 years
@SweetestSwing24 @FoolishBB @MeekPhill_ Boy nothing gets by you, does it?.
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4 years
@Gretchen415 @LenoraJ75 @MLB This is an impressive play from one of the most talented and most exciting players in baseball. You guys are weird for being upset about this.
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3 years
@CoachJeff_ @WSJ Lmao average juul user.
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10 months
@DanZielinski3 @Alden_Gonzalez Why did you just magically add $2 million?.
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4 years
@999CFC_ @scump Ranked playlist without a rank😭.
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4 years
@SteveNashPyt @michaelschwab13 Give up four years of Valdez for a half season of Scherzer? Absolutely not.
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5 years
@DRIBBLlNG @Arsenal Lmao you have won the league and still feel insecure enough to come into arsenal’s comments.
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4 years
@TheGoddx 🤡🤡🤡.
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4 years
@Jbusch55 @FoolishBB How could you possibly write this tweet without mentioning Bartolo
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9 years
"Some are born to move the world, to live their fantasies. But most of us just dream about.the things we'd like to be." -@rushtheband.
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2 years
@JonGaia “Capitalism is bad because sometimes floundering companies have to fire a lot of people”.
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2 years
@uniformcritic People (Harold Reynolds) don’t understand that the focus on launch angle isn’t about increasing the launch angle, it’s about finding the ideal range of launch angle to hit more line drives.
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2 years
@AdamAronoff @byJulianMack The point he made has nothing to do with supply and demand curves.
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4 years
@dillyboyq @INTELCallofDuty Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.
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4 years
@Oboc27 @JokicToMurray @JeffPassan It blows my mind when people get angry about great baseball players doing great things. I mean do these people even like baseball?.
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9 months
@judeochrstn Okay this absolutely is not true lmao.
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1 year
So in the last 48 hours, I’ve witnessed:. Jose Altuve 3 homer game.Jose Altuve 2 homer game.Mauricio Dubon 2 homer game.Martin Maldonado 2 homer game. 32 (and counting) Astros hits.25 (and counting) Astros runs.
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4 years
@PaulHembo @Buster_ESPN @Espngreeny It is insane to me that you think that you are entitled to this. The players are people, not products. Their health and their family is more important than the all star game.
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@AshleyxVice @JameelHassan_ This is an eating disorder.
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3 years
@khakibirds @HoodieHolmes @deGromHOF @JonHeyman Healthy degrom doesn’t exist anymore.
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2 years
@frightwigwam @mike_petriello Baseball has this really weird culture where players are blamed for performing well.
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4 years
@INTELCallofDuty @DKarma @OpTic OpTic tweets this moments before 100T’s CDL match so that people are talking about OpTic instead. Brilliant marketing strategy.
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5 months
@MLB People who hate Altuve are really missing out on one of the best players, and person, of this generation.
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2 years
@Ken_Rosenthal @CraigMish They were looking to add experience, so they traded away a 7 year veteran to acquire an 8 year veteran.
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4 years
@Cut4 @MLB Lots of misogyny in the replies here.
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5 years
@Clayster Did you tell him that you’re a two time world champion?.
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2 years
@MLB Can somebody please make a compilation of Josh Donaldson striking out? It would be absolutely hilarious.
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2 years
@Diogenes1 @FIFAWorldCup Wales are such a dirty team. Ref was very lenient. They should have ended with 9 players.
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@Karan8263 @FoolishBB Four hundred dollars.
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@JayCuda Jay Cuda thinks he is the only content creator that can post “post all star break” statistics.
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2 years
@mike_petriello @HarrisFreePress WSH and WAS are fine, WSN is absolutely terrible.
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1 year
@kbo_coyote @NotMrTibbs Do you have a source? I’ve never heard Mauer associated with PEDs even a little bit.
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3 years
@June13Man @MLBStats He did. He hit a walkoff single.
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@chaedria This is a nonsensical response.
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1 year
@Chandler_Rome Dusty Baker is literally just making numbers up now
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6 years
@OpTic_Crimsix Kingsman church scene and it isn’t close.
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3 years
@Riley_Apostol @MarinoMLB He wasn’t forced, it was his personal choice.
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2 years
@AntsTweeting @TalkStros @MLB You thought you did something lmao.
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2 years
@FoolishBB All the people in the replies missing the joke lmao.
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3 years
@fakehyunsootwo You’re weird lmao.
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2 years
@_____DR2k2_____ @BNightengale @sad_cozy Being found innocent and not doing anything wrong are two very different things. Can you honestly say that you think he did nothing wrong?.
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@oculemonade @JayCuda Boy do i have some news for you.
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2 years
@finnation @brianmctaggart What does this even mean.
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4 years
@Hectic1199 @Subliners @CODLeague Rent free buddy.
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2 years
@UHouston @UHStudentCenter This is what it used to look like?? That’s so much cooler than how it looks now.
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7 years
@ReedPNW @Tedpearlsalot @SportsCenter Jesus christ. Someone can always find a way to be negative about anything.
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6 years
@SportsTalkBarry I thought anybody could make the throws Brady is making.
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7 years
@_Cyphur @im_chaser_ @SorgeRyan @ThoMass3630 @FortniteGame Or, someone who isn’t in middle school who has work/homework and life responsibilities that take up a significant amount of time. I wouldnt expect you to understand though.
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@brianmctaggart If anyone tries to blame Dusty Baker for this series loss, go take a look at the hitting stats and then reevaluate.
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4 years
@fjwoz2 @No_Little_Plans I am impressed that someone your age knows how to operate Twitter.
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5 months
@emi_f1sher I don’t think people just getting into sports are watching the Pat McAfee-type shows. The behavior of the players- the number of abusers and criminals allowed in the league- is easy to cite as a turn off. I think the behavior of sports media is far down the list.
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2 years
@MLBNetwork @DreamTeamApple1 @astros The second World Series no-hitter in the history of baseball is the number 13 finish of the season???.
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4 years
@WilliamLiDC @DecisionDeskHQ Tens of thousands, not hundreds of thousands.
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@PsyopArmyDotEth @HesMrTenBelow @RobertPetersw @AshWebster21 @MLBRandomStats I mean… yes, they do. Especially once you get to college and higher education, having the correct process is hugely important. A calculation error can be corrected, but a structural error, stemming from not understanding the problem, is a much larger issue.
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@JayCuda Rafael Montero of the Astros has given up 17 runs in the eighth inning, and zero runs in every other inning.
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@MattGaetzPress @JeffPassan Unironically using woke in 2023 is crazy.
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4 years
@INTELCallofDuty I’m not a Wuskin fan specifically, but the fact that he isn’t in league is crazy to me.
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@MLB @Royals Blowing a 7-0 lead is insane.
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4 years
@Cawleyyyy @INTELCallofDuty Shades of mutex lmao.
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2 years
Astros fans celebrate World Series Championships. Rangers fans celebrate still being in first place in August when everyone thought they would be out of it in May. We are not the same.
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If the Astros take first place in the division and their fans start bragging about how right they were, don’t forget to remind them that it took all the way until August when they swore it would happen in May.
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@JayCuda These are all the stats I need to see. It is pretty clear that Teoscar Hernandez is exactly as good as Juan Soto.
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5 years
@bigbears1998 @AstrosFuture The main victims of the Astros cheating scandal were LA and NY. Thats why.
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8 years
@BarbagalloNick @Buster_ESPN @PaulHembo Astros swept the Orioles, won 3 of 4 vs Yankees, and won 2 of 3 vs Tampa.
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4 years
@rich_roberts @jorgecastillo If you’re trolling, this is a top tier shitpost. If you’re serious, you really don’t know very much about baseball.
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@Karen_Veenstra @JeffPassan Not sure why you're posting this when your team currently employs Domingo German and used to employ Aroldis Chapman.
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2 years
@GreenfieldMax18 @APgelston BBWAA members need to be held accountable.
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1 year
@BengalsHead @jasrifootball @PeteThamel Can’t be a bust if you’re never a legit prospect in the first place.
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5 months
@g4beeeeee @Chandler_Rome You don’t actually believe this, do you?.
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4 years
@INTELCallofDuty Why would she say that like its a brag lmao.
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