Kennylawrence
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Fundamental Analyst @monad_xyz enjoyoor TG: https://t.co/DAZCDfhiVx
Joined November 2018
Her: Where did you get my number? . Me: You posted it for airtime giveaway
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MISSING PERSON ALERT!. A rt would go a log way. Thank you.
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People went to pack palliatives at ilorin airport warehouse. Them don lock them inside warehouse.
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*Two random Yoruba girls taking pictures*. Oya fun mi ni unaware kan.
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It took a court in a diff country to expose a way Boko gets funded by a government official but my country's Cen bank is busy freezing accounts of people who protested against injustice & brutality . Isn't this wonderful??.
UAE convicts 6 Nigerians for wiring $782,000 to Boko Haram, FG official indicted
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Once you see this guy in any movie, just know they are going to fight from the beginning to the end of that movie. Even when they are showing cast and crew, the letters too would still be fighting.
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Drake was asked who his favorite African artiste is. Man said Davido lol.
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@lollypeezle For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Ya'll thought Newton got this from studying gravity? Lmao.
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This idiot buy cold lacasera open am take one long gulp begin dey shout this life have money o or you go suffer.
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@Winco_3 The producer, the mixer, his parents the videographer, you wey post am, people wey rt and like all of you mad together.
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When his first rebuttal came in and many people believed him, Bola could have stopped. When he reported to UK authorities, Bola could have stopped. When the UK authorities contacted Nig Police, Bola could have stopped. Guess what. She didn't . And you are saying #DrFunmiNoVex.
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When you spend all your 4years without doing birthday photoshoot at school dam.
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@Tegadeyforyou Lol. this is actually due to the lexical bonecular structure of the female skeleton . The axial axis is diagonally intertwined witht the epidenticular plexus which looks roudular or more or less like a hole so when they stand it looks this way. Anyone studying anatomy knows this.
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Four-eyed edo boy. Four-eyed edo .followed you boy assistant . followed you.
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Me at a store . Ma, pls gimme 1 bottle of coke. Me: *opens* shrushhh *gulps a bit*. Me: *brings out a thousand naira note and hands it over*. Store owner: ha, there's no change o. Me:*opens drink again and gulps it to half*. Me: so what are we now going to do it ma?.
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Are you going to raise your kids same way your parents raised you??.
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Normalize retweeting any content you find educating or funny or something. Not until it has enough engagements or was tweeted by your favourite.
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Introverts: I miss the life before Corona. The life:.
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Samsung S-model users have to be the most frustrated people on this app. I mean they use phone of about 100k plus and one Mutiu using iPhone 5s will come and insult them for using *twitter for android *.
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Me slide your dm?. Aigbodo!. So you can post screenshots and use me to catch cruise.
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@lollypeezle Ha abandoned his dreams.He catered for another man's child for so many years.He never had his own child. Devil dey learn from this woman i swear to God.
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If you haven't used Mbah to catch cruise God will bless you financially.
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With the medical tips i see daily on Twitter i have come to the conclusion that the only thing I've been doing right is breathing. And who knows you may soon hear that the left nostril has to be used before the right.
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Who's smarter btwn these Lannisters .Like for Tyrion.Rt for Cersei #GameofThronesSeason8 #GameOfThrones
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I'm a Christian o but you see names like Khalid, Kamal. My kids probably gon bear it.
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Oral thrush is similar to yeast infection in women;when Candida albicans overgrows in the vagina. It is caused by the same fungus. You love giving head right? This is most likely the end result if you give head to a vagina with yeast infection. 1/7. Rt for others
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@oloye__ People who would have problem with this tweet:. Those who only read the first line.Those who lack comprehension .Those who just want to fight. Generally stupid people.
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@GistReel Four Mumu people . The man, the woman, the poster & the person that brought it to my tl.
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I think protesters should buy whistles from now on and assign about 20 people the job of being the lockouts. These people would be the ones to warn others of any impending danger by blowing the whistles. The noise of 20 whistles should sound like an army of cicadas #EndSARS.
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My girl created a folder for her own pictures on my phone. As in my own phone o.
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Best believe that if this man pulls up in my office presenting a business proposal, I'm taking to my heels.
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The next Unilorin student i meet on the road .I'm going to shout *Great Unilorite* and if the person no shout *up school* back i won't stop following the person while still shouting it. Most of you are not patriotic at all pfft🙄.
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Chain of events that might occur if we lose this #SarsMustGoNow fight:. 1)Officers would be redeployed on the streets with vengeful minds & the brutality will continue but this time worse. 2)Politicians would use ending SARS as headline in campaigns when election comes. .
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I hate school .I detest school .I dislike school .I don't like school .I despise school.I abhor school .I loathe school .I abominate school .I execrate school.
Quote this tweet with 10 random facts about you.
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If you're an online protester and you still haven't received any airtime after several attempts signify i have something for ya'll. Kindly Rt for others.
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My lil brother and twin sis blocked me from seeing their status. Taiwo's own is not even painful cos we dey fight but Victor??. Man, I subbed for that lil nigga. Trust noone o not even your blood.
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I've done a lot of terrible things in my life but never ever have i said *change the channel to Zeeworld, let's watch Merek*.
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Me to people that think Joker is a boring movie.
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Feel like creating an account with a girl's profile and then use it to drop nice comments on my picture
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Rema is actually just throwing tantrums over small issues they could have settled amicably. I know most of ya'll will just hop on and support him as per your fav know what actually transpired. A thread. NB: l love Rema also but don't expect me to be biased.
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Some of us just tweet, screenshot and post on whatsapp status .At least if tweeps ignore, whatsapp will kukuma show me number of views
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@EfeLove11 @ozymandiazzzz Bullet holes ain't really what movies make it out to be jeez. Quick recovery 🙏.
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@JustTimilehin @seunlaosinowo How they completely ignored the message and chose to ride the boat of "he disrespected me cos of ordinary bro" overs me tbh. Wish you would drop their numbers so we can send them pictures of the victims of police brutality maybe then they would understand what we are fighting for.
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Your fav Wizkid does basically only one dance step in all his music videos esp that part where he stretches out both arms and starts to move his waist left and right. Lol.
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My mom's defense for farting beside me is that she's older than i am. I kent anymore😂😂💔.
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If we got a dollar for each time we shed a tear, this man would be richer than Jeff Bezos.
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Feel like playing a fast one on one of these market women at oke odo. I'll dress all up in white and sit at the front of her shop. Obv, she'll come and ask me to leave then I'll act all shocked and be like:. *se le ri mi ni*(can you see me?).
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I've deleted the pictures of the clothes and sneakers i wasn't able to buy this year. We move next year.
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Why do Nigerian universities feel entitled to your hairstyle?. I mean most students would be 18+=adults and should be able to choose what they want on their head.
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I still get angry when my mom comes back from work empty handed without buying me something. Yes, I said it.
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@Segun_Odunayo Wtf is the whole point of arresting suspects and not allowing them to contact their family???. Like how does that 3even make sense to any officer wtff.
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How we watched the police in Yoruba movies torture people with pressing irons and water during an investigation and saw nothing wrong in it surpasses me. #EndSars.
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So because say i dey go Unilorin you talk say i no fit construct simple English without blunders
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Can't believe i actually thought this guy was a dead man that fights.
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This semester i dinnor come to play. I'm attending every damn class not ditching any😑😑. Bookmark this tweet.
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Chatting with someone without closing the chat or minimizing the app cos the person be replying asap and the vibe be out of this world>>>>>.
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This boy has been playing Joeboy's "i don't wanna be lonely tonight" for the past 15mins. Go protest so you go find woman you no gree you con dey disturb us😒.
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Based on the experiences recounted by people it's obv these SARS operatives lead their victims to ATMs to withdraw money for them. I believe most ATMs have cameras on them so it's up to judges to ask banks to release video tapes. More videos of the atrocities committed.
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Me at Mompha's house after my babe introduced me as her younger brother
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After exams I'll flex everywhere .After exams Ilorin go hear.After exams them go know. Gather here if this all you say during exams only to end up spending your remaining time in your room watching movies after the exams💔.
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Me: Ehn ehn mom, what's your phone pin?. Mom: 6969. Me:
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Ugly people will take wack pictures and tag it "goofy". Pele o ore Mickey mouse.
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Do you really hate sending voice notes on WhatsApp or it's just because you sound like a pregnant dying frog?.
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Tomorrow, they will troll ilorin. Pls Kwasuites and Unilorites and the exes .I take God beg you, tomorrow is the time to unite and take a stand together. Forget all the wars we've had in the past. No let them troll us and just go like that.
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Choose your favourite of all time. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone .(Terminator) (Rambo)
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Got a microbiology joke💀. A guy who is an Introvert can never actually be the FUNGI at any party.
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@aproko_doctor Lol me and my wife have been married 13 years and we still practice this. If you can think it you can achieve it doc.
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My spag has enough water but still burns while cooking. Someone pls explain how to avoid it😭.
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It's another Saturday and someone you know is probably getting married. Pls don't let social pressure or anyone bully you into marrying someone who's already shown you red flags. You're the one who's going into marriage not them. Remember that.
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