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When people talk about hot dogs this is all I think about
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When people try to break into a car, they always try to go directly through thickest part of the door. This is a fact everyone knows
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Happening right now in California but Dems don’t want to talk about it
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“Your Honor, my client’s just a normal man. He-he’s just an innocent man!”
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Elon: “well the likes are usually higher and are more important so they should go first”
Yes men in the room: “brilliant sir! You’ve done it again!”
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Also what the fuck is this? What are we doing here?
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What the hell is this why is it 5 rows tall?? The average user didn’t want this
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I always wanted this on a shirt or on a tshirt or on a t-shirt
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This is the most amazing image I’ve ever seen
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GuMo SuMo everyone. Trying something new now sure if this will be anything
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Musk buying twitter and immediately putting out a letter to advertisers to tell them he’s gonna make the place better for them
Tumblr users:
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Well it’s clear they are just publishing features as they make them. Love to be shown <5% engagement🤪 we love to constantly think about key performance indicators
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Landlords after they evict a family of five so they can jack up rent $1000 for 2-3 yuppies
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My tweets been up for about 2 hours longer than Elons and has 4x better engagement rate. Ratio.
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When I see my offline friends for the first time in 9 months
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@postingactivist
My favorite thing about this image is that it's photoshopped but not too photoshopped.
My second favorite thing is how they made that one guy like 2 inches shorter
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News: The Hoover Dam has been destroyed. Hundreds are dead or missing. Millions are without electricity and water reserves are quickly depleting.
COTTAGEG0R3: No one dam should have all that power
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This is what me and my friends would have done to E.T. if you even care
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@SilverVVulpes
Do Germans use the word coomer or is there a long 30 letter word and this is the closest thing
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“Did you give? Look, I took a big risk on this thing and I’m out 44 big ones. The site is losing 4 million a day. AND my ex wives won’t stop asking me for child support for my 8 kids. You gotta give $8. HEY HOLD THAT DOOR”
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DISNEY!! YOU HAVE TO REUNITE DAFT PUNK FOR TRON 3!!! ITS NOT GONNA WORK WITHOUT THEM!! DISNEY!!!
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The person responsible for slowly increasing the amount of caramel popcorn in these each year needs to be put in jail. They’re like 50% caramel now!!!
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This tweet has the most fucked up engagement of any tweet I ever posted
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For those not on blue sky, the number 1 blocked account is blocked for this reply on a Neil Gaiman post about saving libraries
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I saw this guy pouting on a garden bench and he was arguing with his gf who was standing up asking him to go somewhere else and he was like “I don’t wanna just go places to take pictures of you 😠 I wanna do fun things and not only take pictures of you 😠” and she started sobbing
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People don’t want to address the ethical side of where their pumpkin spice comes from
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Idk
Reddit reported a net loss of $90.8 million for 2023
How is that even possible? The site has looked the exact same and had the exact same functionality since 2010
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Still not over how this formatted, I thought I was cooking
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@Cespex
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God I love how Francine immediately commits to it, doesn’t even break the character
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Many people followed me today so I just want to say hello. I try to make people laugh. You may recognize me from these 2021 posts. Or this year when people thought I blew up the Hoover Dam. Or when I was cancelled for crashing into a Tesla. I will not live up to your expectations
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@cowgirl_beebop
I'm probably giving them too much credit but I'm gonna imagine all of his kids wanna wear masks but they're afraid of facing his wrath
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Yeah it’s called:
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That tiktok that's like
“YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE. UH OH. THERES A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE PASS OUT. WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE’RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS—“
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🚨We have officially ratio’d Reddit 🚨
The mods have until the end of day to surrender their accounts
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Everyone’s so sick of Rick and morty that no one’s upset about this news
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What the hell were they thinking with this casting
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@bambooney
We gotta start using this more
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A good character design is one which can be identified by its silhouette alone
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People on this website are like
The shows The actual
villain villain
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Kinda funny to be like “buy the worse hot sauce because it’s cheaper.” No thanks I think I’ll splurge the $3.82. Feel like treating myself to the top shelf
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@NateSilver538
What does any of this have to do with picking Shapiro vs literally anyone else
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It’s crazy no one hit me up to sell a dildo or something
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@Pilnok
“Can you give an example”
“There are so many 🫨”
Gonna try this tactic next time an interviewer asks me about my past work
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Damn if only there was some way to open a door without electricity. Scientists should figure that out
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A really funny thing is that I only came across this because i was searching for where that “novelization of the movie precious based on the book push by sapphire” joke was from and it pulled up the office subreddit because it’s a Michael Scott line
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In case you haven’t seen it
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and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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