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Fair play to my Son, he certainly must get his kindness from his Mother.
He has only been on an apprenticeship wage for about 4 or 5 month's but he went yesterday & bought every woman in the family a gift from Pandora because he thought when you are working that's what you do. 😀
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Sgt. Kebab's Mouldy Heart Gastric Band
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This just popped up on my Google Photos, probably the greatest picture I have ever taken.
😍🥰
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My Nan died this morning, she has dementia and was on end of life care for around a week.
Hasn't really affected me much today until I went down the house just now & had this given to me that she had been keeping for year's.
Fucking hell.
🥹🥲
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Shit on, lottery on and now getting the drink on.
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If Liverpool had a full squad today, I'd say that we beat City at Anfield.
However with all the injuries and some key player's missing, I'd say Liverpool beat City at Anfield.
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@RMTunion
I’d rather see 1 man earn a £1,000,000 a year if he was speaking up for thousands of worker’s, than have 100’s of useless MP’s on £80,000 a year lining their own nest’s with expenses claim’s.
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@chris11825
@marvel_updat3s
They couldn't have replaced him, same as Daredevil and Kingpin.
They cast it spot on year's ago,
@vincentdonofrio
is Wilson Fisk.
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@80s_Kidz
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" - Gordie Lachance
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Where are the fucking cry baby buntings now?
The fucking cunting twats that call themselves Liverpool Supporters that rant and rave fucking shite on here don't deserve opposable thumb's.
Put your phones down and fuck off.
Fucking Fraggle Rock.
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When your drunk and your mother is giving you a lift home and all of a sudden the hilarious thought comes to you, that your mother from behind looks the spitting image of He-Man.
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Girlfriend has just booked these to service the boiler, I'm starting to get suspicious.
🧐🤔
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@LFCTransferRoom
@tysonbruno01
@TheAthleticFC
Who wrote out and provided Liverpool with Keita and Aquilani's medical records?
Roald Dahl?
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I have it on good authority that no fucker on this app has any clue what transfer business Liverpool Football Club have planned or are currently conducting, whether it be player's coming in or player's being moved out.
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For some reason, since I've got to Liverpool I've fancied fish & chip's, even though in my 43 year's I've only had it about 4 or 5 times, not a big fish lover.
This in Duke Street Market for £13 was absolutely epic.
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All the radio stations sound like a suicidal bloke has put his last pound in the jukebox whilst he finishes his last pint.
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I try not to mention it on here but fvck me, the worst part of depression is sitting there depressed. 😂
I've sat in silence for the last 2 odd hour's, finally got off the settee & had a shower & it feels like I've washed the misery from my person.
Fucking brain chemistry. 🤭
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On a beer garden crawl, just did The Cornmarket and Baltic Market next.
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On leaving the Slaughter House last night after the fight, a gang of blokes for some reason were looking for a pair of jeans, an offer of £120.00 came in and I was strolling back to James Street like Winnie The Pooh.
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I'm in my local Chinese ordering chicken omelette with chips, curry sauce and 2 chicken balls.
And just like to say thank you to everyone that has messaged me today and a 👍🏼 doesn't even come close to how much I appreciate the messages.
Thanks again. ❤️😍😘
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View from my new seat for the first 3 games.
Not too shabby.
Better than peeping through the letterbox from the old Anfield Road Lower.
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Do they come in Purple? 💜
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Fucking Primary School kid's?
Time to do to knives that was done to gun's after Dunblane, there is no need for people to have knives on their person when walking around in public.
Obviously harder to police than gun's but Zero Tolerance should be in now.
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@Scouse_ma
He tripped over it, yet his feet are still the other side of it?
His walking style and his claim have no momentum.
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Just got into
@lubanliverpool
and thought ordering a Hong Kong Mule & Kung Fu Panda cocktail would be strange, then my drink arrived. 🐼
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Mcmanaman seems to be in a running battle this season with Nicol on who can slag off Liverpool more.
He's also back telling striker's how to finish when he could dribble around every player on the pitch twice and then hit the corner flag.
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They grow up so fast.
One minute you are helping them to build a snowman and travelling across Europe to watch Liverpool, the next thing you come home to this utterly filthy snow graffiti.
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As a roofer, you have to love James Taylor.
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Breakfast of slobs.
Leftover KFC that had been left in the bucket on the worktop overnight.
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Definitely getting Overlook Hotel vibes.
If I see twin's, I'm turning the fucking legs on.
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If true, tis is the most American of all American tales.
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@richardajkeys
Drank too much daughter she did.
Best friend getting hairy fingered, liked she did not.
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Had a lend of my Son's car yesterday and today while he has been working away, only now I just noticed the weapon of mass seduction right in my fucking eyeline.
😭
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@TavernFootball
Couldn't train due to knees being knackered but still one of the best defenders in the league right at the end of his career.
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1 word over that performance that I would use was CONTROL.
Not explosive, not fancy but controlled nearly every part of that game.
I liked it, different yes but very, very controlled.
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@BotFinderUK
It's not time to make a change
Just relax, take it easy
You're still young, that's your fault
There's so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down
If you want you can marry
Look at me
I am old, but I'm happy
I was once like you are now
& I know that it's not easy
To be calm
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Is Julian Dicks a legend?
Please reply and follow me.
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My girlfriend said my new t-shirt doesn't look anything like him.
😂🤣🫣
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@usykaa
Two worlds collide
Rival nations
Its a primitive clash
Venting years of frustrations
Bravely we hope
Against all hope
There is so much at stake
Seems our freedoms up
Against the ropes
Does the crowd understand?
Is it East versus West
Or man against man?
Can any nation stand alone
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@historyinmemes
Or rather a 1800 plaster cast in the void of where a body once was.
Human bodies don't tend to appreciate volcanic lava.
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If it's offensive in this day and age I apologise but funny stuff is funny stuff.
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1 of the best meals I've had in Liverpool.
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I've heard that things happen in 3's, so today is a good day.
Won a lucky dip with an additional £5 on the lottery last night and then had a pass on an exam I've struggled with for the last 4 and a half year's.
Yeah Baby Yeah!
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Aaah I've always loved The Hairy Bikers.
R.I.P. Dave Myers.
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If you like Die Hard but you needed it crossed with Home Alone, look no further.
I personally thought this was brilliant.
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds?
Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
I'll have to wait and see.
Hope it's chips, it's chips.
I hope it's chips, it's chips.
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@_mojo_mojo
In what way?
A boy who has just turned 18 decided to go out and buy thing's for his family out of his wages without anyone mentioning anything about getting presents for people and you think it's a weird tweet?
Seems you Jo are a bit of a simpleton if you don't mind me saying. 👍🏼
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Jesus Christ, as front row as front row could be.
No eye contact is to be made.
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So apparently I can't be trusted to go to the party shop to get stuff for my son's 18th the morning after watching Liverpool in the pub.
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I'm no forensic pathologist but I have a feeling that the bruise on my arm is linked to the one on my side.
My Anfield stumbles don't seem to be getting better with age.
Starting to get rather embarrassed by my lack of standing up straight ability after booze.
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@AdamBurnsPR
@Rory_Bond
Looks more a curly fries & beans kind of guy.
The bean juice can’t touch the fries though as our Jack won’t eat them when they are soggy.
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Be nice if football stood with Syria and Palestine as well, oh well let's go with the media narrative of feeling sorry for certain conflicts.
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Bought a Shankly Pie to come over and watch some jaw spinning but all the jaw spinner's are having a day. 😪
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My son has channelled his inner mixture of Vanilla Ice and Snoop Dogg for a Halloween party. 😂🤣
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5 year's ago today, wish I was up to the Legend's Christmas Lunch today.
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So just to recap the Saturday football results.
Doctor Octopus beat The Hood & Dracula beat Captain Scarlet. 🧐🤔
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@lfc_arrow
@fesshole
I knew a little mouse called Keith, who cleaned men's Bell-End's with his teeth.
He didn't do it for leisure or sexual pleasure, he did it for the cheese underneath.
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Preferred Crowded House to Noel Gallagher to be honest.
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