Kelly K-9 π΅
@Kelly_K_9
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Itβs Twitter...if you take everything serious, I ainβt the one to follow! #CowboysNation #TexasTech #Dad #Grandpa #SwaggyJ co-host https://t.co/zkT0hh0RSp
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Joined September 2015
#CowboysNation π¨BREAKING NEWSπ¨ #DallasCowboys Owner Jerry Jones with a groundbreaking announcement!!
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It's coz you wearing headphones dawg. that fat bitch howling like Mariah Carey!!.
Micah on state of the Cowboys:. "They always say it's not over til the fat lady sings, and I ain't hear her sing yet.". (via The Edge with Micah Parsons)
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Me on Thursday waiting 4 them to tell me the foods ready. π€£
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This is pretty cool. Jason Witten in his 3rd year coaching Texas High School Football took the team from 2-8 in year one to a 10-2 record year two and is now in year 3, 11-0 & in the Quarterfinals of the Tapps DII playoffs! Not only is he doing a great job coaching he's
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@_MLFootball @MailOnline @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @houtz @DolphinsTalkTom @thefinstailgate @ArrowheadLive @lexiosborne @bturner23 @ChiefsFocus @LetsChatChiefs Tyreek Hill rating:.Hands = A.Speed = A+.Pullout = N/A.
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Crazy how many turned on Zeke so quickly. dude was a workhorse for our Cowboys! π₯π₯
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If you are a #DallasCowboys fan and you attend a game. if they show Jerry Jones on the jumbotron or you see him walking on the field. it is your civic duty to BOOOOOO THAT MAN!!!!!.
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The face of the man who destroyed a once proud Dynasty!! OLE TURKEY NECK BITCH! FUCK YOU STEPHEN!
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π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ The collapse is a thing of beauty!.
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#CowboysNation Remember Philly fans talking all that shit about us losing to AZ. but now with the DIVISION on the line, they just lost at HOME to that SAME CARDINALS TEAM!!!!? π
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How I'm sleeping tonight knowing this prick didn't win it all π€£π΄π΄π΄π΄
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@Prez You got burnt, & bullied on the field, lost the game, then let your insecurities get the best of you so you went after a person's significant others appearance THEN after getting drug deleted the tweet! I've never seen this many L's in less than a 12 hour period. π¬.
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I'll take things that will never happen for $1000 Kyle.
Imagine if Trey plays next week while Dak heads to IR. Lance goes 3-1 or 4-0 and helps turn the season around. Dak comes back and the Cowboys are 6-6 or 7-5. Who you going with: The QB you just paid or the QB with the hot hand?
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@SpeakOnFS1 @CosmLosAngeles @JoyTaylorTalks @keyshawn @paulpierce34 @michaelirvin88 Still FS1 or will this be aired on Porn Hub?.
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How hard I emphasize the F when I yell out FFFFFFUCK PHILLY!!
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The woman behind Jerry is my face everytime this MFer opens his mouth. π€£π€£ππππ
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I dunno. maybe the guy with 3 SB rings & a SB MVP. π€·π»ββοΈ.
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Me: Been waiting all day for Sunday Night!. SNF: Wait some more bitch.
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I remember this being a regular part of my childhood diet, anyone else?
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I'm thinking 1-4 over the next 5. with a real possibility to go 0-5!. Jerry Jones FUCKED this 2024 team. with no lube!.
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How many on this app drank from the water hose as a kid?.
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There is ZERO debate who lives rents free in whose head. 9-1, just beat the reigning SB Champs on the road, and you're chanting about a Team you won't see for 3 weeks. Show me a game where Cowboys fans are chanting Philly sucks afterwards. you won't find it. Dallas wins a game,.
Eagles fans are chanting βDallas sucks!β π
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Dear Jerry Jones,.The MFing REDSKINS/COMMANDERS/WTF'S are in the NFC Title game. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS BITCH! . Sincerely,.#CowboysNation.
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If actors were cast to play NFL QB's. the Kyler Murray one got me ππ€£
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Careful what you wish for bitches!!. HOLD THIS FUCKING L!!!.
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My ex GF got mad AF last Christmas Eve because her family does Christmas Eve dinner every year, & I told her, I'll go, but I'm not missing the Cowboys game. I explained this over a MONTH in advance. Christmas Eve comes and there's 7 minutes left in the game & she's like ok let's.
I ainβt lettin no future girl of mine take football away from me on Thanksgiving
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@DailyLoud This lil piggy went to market, this lil piggy stayed home, this lil piggy had roast beef, this lil piggy was obviously the product of incest. .
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This is Dak, a 4th round draft pick who started as a ROOKIE leading his team to 13 wins! A man who has lost his mother, his brother, suffered a horrific injury, been scrutinized his whole career but has NEVER made excuses along the way. All he's done is LEAD!.THAT'S MY MFING QB!
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Eagles 2 wins: Mac Jones 35-54 316 yards 3 Tds 1 int .Kirk Cousins: 31-44 364 yards 4 TDs 0 ints. Total allowed yards by Philthy D through 2 games 756 yards & 48 points allowed. Combined opponents record 0-4. Dallas 2 wins Daniel Jones: 15-28 104 yards 0 TDs 2 ints. Zach.
Eagles 2 wins:.Bill Belichick & Justin Jefferson . Cowboys 2 Wins:.Daniel Jones & Zach Wilson . WE ARE NOT THE SAME !!!
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What in the FUCK did we even sign him for??! He's a RUNNING BACK!!!!. LET HIM RUN THE BALL YOU DUMB SENILE FUCK!!!!!!.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says RB Dalvin Cook will not play against the Giants Thursday because itβs a short week. @1053thefan.
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Shady McCoy just asked why the Eagles don't move AJ Brown around like Cowboys do with CeeDee? I was told by Eagles fans that you can't be a great WR if you get moved around the formation like CeeDee does! This is why you can't be arguing football with dummies that don't.
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#DallasCowboys RBs 13 years ago in Oxnard. Felix Jones, Marion Barber III & Tashard Choice. Life moves pretty fast.
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Dallas overall record vs NFC East opponents. Dallas vs. Washington 79-48.Dallas vs. Philly 74-57 .Dallas vs. NYG 76-47. If my Team was owned by Dallas that bad? I'd hate us too π€£π€£. #VictoryMonday WE OWN THE EAST!.
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Name me ONE GM in any sport that's won 4 Playoff games over the last 30 years and STILL has his job. There's literally only one.
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We all saw it coming but it does not make it any easier to hear. Zeke was the ultimate team mate & he sacrificed his body doing whatever it took to win. Carrying the rock or blocking for Dak. So many great memories & #CowboysNation thanks you! .FOREVER A COWBOY!.
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1st time in my life I walked out of a Courthouse with a WIN! Thank you for the prayers, your positivity meant the world to me. Today was a GREAT day. Full custody, termination of child support, court costs & back support will be returned to me & now my family & I move forward. β€οΈ
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5 weeks ago Eagles fans claimed the Division was a wrap. they are 1-4 in that time frame and now it's the Cowboys Division to lose. The collapse has been EPIC!!. HOW YALL FLYING PHILLY!?
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Give me just a few #DallasCowboys players with HALF the physical & mental toughness that Emmitt Smith had & this teams in the NFCCG. 30 years ago a one armed Emmitt Smith with the #1 seed & NFC East on the line, separated his shoulder, came BACK into the game and led his team to
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My life just changed in a wonderful but also terrifying way. I got a call today telling me my daughter was heading to the ER & was in labor. Today my daughter had emergency surgery & at 6:07pm my Granddaughter Crystal was born at 2lbs 8oz. Prayers are welcomed. She's perfect.β€
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I was told only DAK was throwing pics in Training camp. weird.
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Just an Ezekiel Elliott appreciation Tweet, throwback to his rookie year. The Kettle leap that started a tradition!
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"I'm the Dallas Cowboys not drafting Randy Moss & him torching us every time he played us loyal, I'm Q.Carter getting beat down by Carolina in the '03 playoffs loyal, I'm Romo fumbling the snap loyal, I'm Dez getting ROBBED loyal." My loyalty is UNQUESTIONABLE & PAINFUL AF.
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We knew he was special his Rookie season, we told folks when Diggs went down that Bland would step up and move to the outside with no issues. Now the world will forever know as well. Broke the record for most Pick 6's and did it in only ELEVEN GAMES!!!! Just unreal what he's done
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This is why the title America's Team ain't never going nowhere. We play, America tunes in.
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It took 15 injuries, a lame duck head coach with a Waffle House menu as a play card, and a season where the Cowboys are in full tank mode for you guys to get a win. congrats on your Super Bowl over the 3 win Cowboys!.
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Breaking News. Dak Prescott of the Dallas Cowboys just announced the launching of a new revolutionary brand thought to be one of the biggest ground breaking products we have ever seen in the sporting industry. It's a mouthwash called Daksterine and it's special design of shut.
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So Dak Prescott wins man of the year & some of yall MAD!? Please tell me this not true. We might be upset at how he ended the season, but what we're NOT going to be upset with is him being a class act at ALL TIMES, on & off the field. Don't do that.
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Heaven gained an angel, my Grandmother passed away last night. She will be missed greatly, but she's at peace now. R.I.P. GRANDMA! Love you to the moon!
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Another one in the books, was going to just do the numbers but last minute decided to put their signatures on as well. Triplets IYKYK!
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There's many reasons we lost this game. DAK is the biggest reason. PERIOD.
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I will NOT let people compare Romo or Dak to Aikman. It's an insult to a HOF QB. PERIOD. Aikman threw absolute DARTS! He hung in the pocket to complete passes better than anyone I've ever seen, and when it mattered the most, he WON! EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Enjoy the clip.
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If ONE Mfing Cowboy fan says let's get him. I'll pimp slap a MFer into the next galaxy!!!.
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#CowboysNation #DallasCowboysβ―β―β― You didn't think we were gonna get better did you?
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I'd take this dude over Cooper or Adam's in a HEARTBEAT!.
The #Jaguars could start receiving trade inquiries for RB Travis Etienne Jr. amid their 0-4 start, per @JFowlerESPN. The Jaguars picked up Etienneβs 2025 5th-year option worth $6.14M, but itβs unclear if they plan to extend him beyond that.
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The #DallasCowboys are like the dude in the club that's scared 2 shoot his shot with the hot women, he waits until the liquor courage kicks in and it's almost last call, by then all the 10's, 9's, 8's & even 7's been got scooped up and by the time homies drunk courage kicks in,.
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At this point, I believe the dislike for Jerry Jones among #CowboysNation is at an all time high. and honestly? The hate is well deserved. Fuck you Jerry, .Sincerely, .#CowboysNation.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on contract talks with CeeDee Lamb: βI donβt have any urgency to get it done.β
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I'm not saying a Cowboys Team without Dak wouldn't be a hard season to go through, but watching Houston go from a 3 win season to having their Rookie QB win their division AND be one Playoff win away from totaling our 8 year veteran Franchise QBs playoff win TOTAL. let's me.
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Say a lil prayer 4 my Grandbaby CC. She was in the hospital last night till 6am with croup and breathing problems.
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5-0! π€.
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This MFer is RIDICULOUS! Hasn't played a down and I already want him to lose.
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You right. you lost THREE and went 1-4 over the past month.
Cowboys fans I have very bad news for youβ¦. Weβre not losing twice in a row π€.
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FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!.
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