Keelthas Jensen
@KeelJonLives
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Wallowing in and outlasting Twitter's nonsense.
I don't think so.
Joined April 2022
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1. My stance is my stance.
2. Follower count has NEVER mattered to me.
3. Mocking pronouns makes you look pathetic. So I saved you from the embarrassment.
If you're looking in this profile to get back at me, you've already lost.
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@shadmbrooks
Yet it's the first of a real artist's work and not one scraped from already existing final works on Google.
Your piece is soulless, lacks creativity, and can literally be done by anyone as talentless and pompous as you.
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@JordanMiddler
Wasn't even surprised to see good ol' Jeremy down there.
To quote an infamous tweet of his
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@certified31940
Why would anyone pay or get paid to watch you get your ass beat when we've been seeing that unfold on Twitter for free?
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@burner_arteta
As insufferable as they were and some probably still are, they are still people.
People who fucked up, yes. Big time. And are now in the midst of suffering through that mistake.
I shit on them a lot but I also am not one to turn away their legitimate need for help.
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@FungersTakingLs
Believe it or not but this is considered the good ending for Crypto Bros.
If that isn't depressing as hell I don't know what is.
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Just another tap on the sign for those of you who haven't gotten it yet.
Friendly reminder that it's impossible to get a clear understanding of what's going on in the world without accounting for the fact that very powerful people within your own society are actively working very hard to manipulate your understanding in their favor.
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@sharkeysharks
Nope.
People who get this terrible Avenger's game can still get a refund if they don't like it within the day.
Any cent that goes into buying anything from you worthless jpeg peddlers is money wasted forever.
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How to get a laugh out of Stonetoss fans
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@burner_arteta
They are more than entitled to seek professional help for what is probably the lowest point in their lives at their own personal cost if they have to.
No one is giving away money wastefully any further.
Anyone is welcome to mental health aid.
Calm down.
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@girldrawsghosts
He and his simps still want people to doubt that other account you put on blast the other day wasn't his sock puppet alt when it's very clear they're not sharing the same brain cell, they ARE Graham's single brain cell.
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@childpussylover
Are transphobes always so pathetically uneducated or do we believe the easier story that you're so mentally inept your pedophilic brain can't handle the simple process of hovering two inches to check a Twitter bio?
Get those toothpick wrists checked out and keep quiet.
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@thevenomsite
I imagine he'd be pretty pissed that this particular child of his being this close to conquering a planet he practically hand-fed it to only to see it fumble hard to two Spider-Men, a reporter with a modified taser, and the sickly boy that was its host.
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@Seur101
That IS what they are lmao
You can imagine Garth Ennis drawing every panel like this with all the shitty edgelord dialogue pre-planned and it would still be valid.
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Congrats on another year where you still haven't gotten ANYONE on Mars by now, Musky.
Get back to draining your money on this hellsite until it breaks so the internet can heal.
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They de-aged her as well. Of course.
Can't be an anti-woke "fix" if it isn't creepy weeb shit that only justifies having your hard drive searched.
Jfc, can weebs stop trying to "fix" excellent character design by replacing them with the blandest anime girl shit imaginable ?
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@hembob
Yet that third time he pussed out like a little BITCH getting his goons to clean out the mess by mass-reporting accounts when this "fake" info came out.
It would be sad if poor little Ivan wasn't so pathetic about receiving the consequences for his horrible acts.
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@mirnadham
A multi-millionaire game franchise that has and continues to sell countless copies to this day that also happens to be backed by MICROSOFT is going to tank because it won't sell a worthless Ponzi scheme that only peaked when morons wasted their money on it.
Sure. That'll happen.
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If there's anything still keeping me on this bird app, it's spite and also the sheer fucking pleasure of seeing a problematic gimmick account finding the fuck out after they post problematic shit like this.
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@war_dame87
Do Chudhammer twats have no other response to threads that call them out for being dogshit human beings other than this pathetic jpeg?
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@monsterhunter45
Ah yes, blue-collar workers who stash 20 compensating peashooters that have been gathering dust in their basements longer than they had been diagnosed with diabetes will definitely be at the front lines for a Civil War should the country go to shit.
So dangerous.
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@heelvsbabyface
Is this just your less than subtle way of saying you're mad at him the most for being one of the biggest spotlights on your manchild videogame pronoun rant?
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It's always a matter of time before the skeletons are dug up for bigoted, transphobic morons.
They just do not have the braincells to even try burying them proper.
Hey “Kyle Cameron”, interesting transphobic image you sent me, though I couldn’t help but notice all the futa p*rn and gock that’s also in your likes ????
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Deactivating your sad gimmick account due to edgy rape jokes you made only to play it off as a "haha I was only pretending" stunt is a win only the most deluded of minds would consider.
It's like you want to set yourself up for an even more embarrassing L in the future.
They fell for it.
Thanks for the collage of threats of violence and doxxing retards.
I'LL NEVER DIE HAHAHA
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@Erezeneb
Will that be before or after they forget insulin has to be injected regularly so they can stay alive in the first place?
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@whatley_brady
Spamming this thread you wasted valuable hours putting together doesn't make your stance any less pathetic.
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@Pedrocarv90
That's called phase 2. Something I see a very distinct lack of on your little timeline.
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@LSaddler13
I feel Invincible got setting up its biggest villain right which I am hoping they will do justice on the show with how brutal this fight was.
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@ValidLsthe2nd
Please stop pretending your pathetic tribute account isn't a dollar-store ripoff that won't amount to a fraction of what the original piece of shit was.
Oh yeah, try to follow your bio's rules and don't interact with minors while you're at it. Weirdo.
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@dom_lucre
Sure. The last time he "uncensored" himself worked out REAL well for his reputation.
Totally didn't make people see him as the creep he is.
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@MelonieMac
AI art sure fits the beliefs of false Twitter-prophets well considering it's the only way you lot can make the problems in your head into some kind of reality.
Nice four-fingered "crusader" you've managed to conjure up for this sanctimonious tweet.
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Why is it so hard for tryhard edgy content creator has-beens to realize they fell off and that they're just spamming watered-down Filthy Frank improvs at best?
"DArK hUmoR" give me a fucking break.
All of you haters are sad, you're just making me more motivated to make more content. I'm gonna start a channel from scratch and show you sad fucks who's boss. Also I will prove to the people that want to start youtube that its not luck and its all hard work
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@MJokos
Can't wait to waste $8 to make less than half of that back for being a rage-baiting, engagement-farming insufferable blue check.
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@Vapezilla666
Plagiarizing "slurs" from 2-year Urban Dictionary submissions only makes waffling bigots like you stupidly pathetic.
Get real.
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@MikkelB0031
"Anytime anywhere"
…except places where you can't afford a plane ticket to apparently 🤭
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@wokehammerLs
>Makes vile rape jokes
>Gets dragged due to making rape jokes and being a horrible person
>Deactivates account and purges his own dickriders
>Reactivates and tries to play it off as a "gotcha" stunt
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@zillanski
Imagine thinking you can act smug after losing 4 talking points in a row, starting with your transphobic take up there.
Your parents didn't just raise a rotten child, but a delusional one too.
You're a genuine failure.
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@Cheesymanfredo
All he has are retweets lately LMAO
He can't muster up his usual snarky energy as the internet as has so much ammo against his pathetic, hateful art now.
Even his fanboy accounts are dry on defiant comebacks.
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This is pretty much my entire take on this whole Titanic submarine situation
The missing submarine is estimated to have depleted their oxygen supply.
May they rest in peace.
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Imagine being a full grown man crying on Twitter because you got arrested for trafficking women and running a prostitution ring.
Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking.
Not war.
Not conquest.
No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette.
Fucking nerd.
Chefs are worms.
OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮
Who cares.
Hardly getting knocked out is it.
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@CJAYYZZZZ
Man must be running internet explorer in 2024.
How else can someone be so delayed to still come up with this kind of take after everything that has come to light?
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@mirnadham
Do your "personal opinions" a favor and pick up a better hobby.
Becoming a Minecraft lets player or making hotdogs will probably net you more cash now than investing into your delusions of grandeur of one of the fastest dropping scams the internet has had to put up with.
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I love how each button has a trait that defines the character of a typical far-right-winging Twitter account.
Red: Sexism
Blue: Intellectual Arrogance
Yellow: Nazi worship
Green: Racism
Orange: White Supremacy
Purple: Antisemitism
Grey: Sexual assault
Pink: Ableism
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@gardenbearz
You'll definitely have to, considering every attempt from you lot has been nothing short of sad desperation.
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You seriously have no idea what you are going to lose by dissing Taylor Swift fans.
I kindly warn you as someone who opposes your stone-age views but also has experience on colossal rabid fanbases...step back in your lane and back off.
You're on some MIGHTY thin ice.
Republicans are now attacking Taylor Swift after she just helped register thousands of young people to vote in a single day.
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Ahh, my favorite kind of poll category on Twitter.
Bigoted morons who lose in their own spaces.
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You have to be a special kind of insecure closeted bigot to write a sarcastic tweet like this over a MONSTER movie and think it's funny.
Good movie that doesn't need praise from the likes of someone who cries when a black kid shares the name of their favorite comic book hero.
There wasn't any diversity in
#GodzillaMinusOne
0/10 for lack of inclusion and representation
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Watching the empire of an utterly obnoxious streamer personality crumble from within as a consequence of their own actions be like
ay
@NICKMERCS
they got ya man on texting minors. YOUR MANS! YEA THE NIGGA YOU BE HANGING WITH
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@juntawflo
These twats always think they're hot shit coming into DMs with their pathetic threats and such.
Then when their heinous shit gets exposed they run like the cowards they are.
Every time.
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@JohnQJesus
Last night you made a braindead take and got massively corrected for it.
Instead of accepting that you were wrong, you doubled down and made yourself look like even more of a loser as you tucked in your tail and ran without any victory whatsoever.
You're not changing history.
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@WGTabletop
@CerberusXt
I almost forgot how good Mega64 is at their skits and the video coming out is 100% going to be mocking the anti-woke weirdos.
They even got the one-handed typing thing that chuds do with that typo there lmao
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@John_outWest
See, when a trash take comes from an account like yours it matters as much as a cockroach's opinion on Raid spray.
Freedom of speech ≠ freedom of consequence, especially if you're in a high-ranking position.
You'll get what's coming to you someday as well.
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@cultofempathy
@CerberusXt
Even farther back than that. When Blizzard used to know how to write complex characters for a race that were supposedly known for being bloodthirsty savages
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People aren't crapping on your art. They're crapping on your inability to make an effort on making REAL art.
But it doesn't hurt that your collage of scraped assets from people infinitely more talented than you tend to come out looking like dogshit, too.
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@SneedMode
There is more love, acceptance and betterment for one's fellow man, woman or anyone in between around the world than the likes of hateful little trolls like you.
Doesn't help you lot when you're only capable of sending vague threats from the comfort of your parent's Wi-Fi.
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@CerberusXt
No less than 11 tweets in the past hour.
Definitely not a sad, pathetic man who is scared out of his mind of letting his skeletons poke out of that closet.
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Anti-woke chuds just cannot help but rely on their repressed coomer braincell to spread mass paranoia even when things are going their way.
After pretending to be a fan of w40k, Grummz is back on what he does best : whine about a video game character crotch not being visible enough.
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@mr_JasonW
Bro thinks prodding at a woman's sex life is helping his pathetic argument and not making him look like yet another creepy weirdo on the internet 💀
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How rich male incels thought women would react to them building AI sexbots: Nooo you can't do that and ignore me!!!!1!1! 😡😡😡
How women actually responded: Thank fucking god they're finally leaving us the fuck alone.
Oh SexBots can't come soon enough so we don't have to deal with the dudes we weren't ever going to pick anyways.
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If a shit-ton of backlash over his real-life decision not to watch the fucking awful Ghostbusters remake didn't reach James Rolfe, what makes you think this tweet about his baldness will?
Twitter being pathetic as always.
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Every time someone tries to make a bad take about animation it really, REALLY shows how immature and mediocre the shit-talker is compared to the media.
It reinforces my opinion that I grew up watching better shows than whatever garbage they had that rotted their brains long ago.
every time someone tries to sell cartoons as mature and adult they post a clip of a lukewarm sermon for undeveloped 20-somethings like this and it reinforces my opinion
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@ChekovsPopTart
Which side of "Japanese Twitter" should we look at?
The authentic crowd that don't give a shit about culture war drama stirred up by pathetic grifting twats or those pretending to be Japanese so that said twats have tweets to farm engagements with?
Lmao so many Western names for a "Japanese petition" 😂. I don't even care bout Assassin's Creed games so I wasn't planning on buying Assassin's Creed Shadow. All of this backlash y'all are making me want to buy a Ubisoft game 🤢out of spite!
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@TuaUndaThrowa
Both of your candidates are pathetic bozos.
But please keep fighting over it. It's entertaining as hell.
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@WontStopRUSSLin
Really happy for your 7th chance of having a family who might actually care for you instead of dumping your senile, shit-stained ass in a home.
Oh wait, you're a simp for a vile excuse for a human being. You're no stranger to being abandoned by decent people in your life.
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If you get on this mf's bad side he will be the sole reason your shoelace always comes undone at the most inconvenient moments
Reverse Flash the greatest hater of all time.
Man believes in being hateful, no matter how big or small.
Even Dio can't outhate this man
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@Cartoonsong2
@Glinner
And you couldn't do this when asked multiple times earlier to prove you weren't another pathetic alt account of the divorced Irish comedy writer?
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Anti-woke weirdos with their hatred towards Sony and dei or whatever didn't contribute SHIT to the surprising development of the Helldivers 2 situation.
Grummz when he thinks he did something for the Helldivers community
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This has never had anything to do with you discussing your politics. Ever.
This is you "coming out" as an insensitive, hopeless moron in a time where people are rightfully angry about losing a basic healthcare right.
So much for your "new strength" holding you up.
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@1_800_That_Guy
"Yeah I said that freaky shit to a minor but I wasn't gonna do anything"
That excuse worked just as well for the same weirdos living in the 2010's didn't it?
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@kidd86
There's a handy little term for dialing back on controversial statements by going "nuh-uh I didn't ACTUALLY say that I meant it differently 🤓"
It's too bad I don't remember what it was. Oh well.
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@YourWifesBFrnd
Ah yes, nothing like alcholism, lung cancer, and the potential to accidentally cap your neighbor's dog before your stones have barely dropped.
Much better hobbies than building a stack of blocks that look like Star Wars characters.
Thank god we can avoid that.
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Y'know, there are some people who can make an embarrassing moment on the internet genuinely funny which leads to people forgetting about their awful personality on display that day.
You aren't one of them.
I feel a video coming on today.. a very smug video.. with extra smugness..
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Imagine Snyder fanboys thinking they're talking hot shit when this 14-year-old's lego animation work made it into an official movie while their "serious" superhero cinematic universe they're simping for is rebooted now lmao
whole ass Snyder fandom beefing with a kid that can’t even drive yet, so unserious
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@cp1katswell
Oh it's definitely 30's mentality thing. The most problematic mindsets I've found usually stem around that age unless they have the capacity to accept they're a twat.
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"I’m blocking the hater regulars or idiot reply guys"
Translation: I'm making sure I don't get screencapped deleting tweets that make me look like an utter moron
💀💀💀
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@MAGAMichelleS69
Coming from the likes of a twat like you? That's rich.
God only knows what kind of skeletons you got buried behind your vile Trumptard persona.
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It's seriously infuriating how Twitter can be like this and then they clam up when the consequences of their toxic actions come to light.
Laugh it up but you haven't won shit. Maybe if you weren't as ugly on the inside as you probably are you would find someone who gives a damn.
Regarding yesterday.
I decided to let an artist edit my script to make it something he enjoys more. The toxic side of Twitter attacked it for being “self insert” and now the artist is taking a hiatus due to feeling bad about these attacks.
Literally only Twitter is like this.
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@Kaylan_TX
I LOVE it when the finding out part happens whenever someone as vile as this thinks they can get away with fucking around.
It's always satisfying.
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@derimanist
I highly doubt that's actually him and more likely it's some poser/rabid follower of his pathetic "friend" group.
Ivan may be too busy facing more...personal matters to be ban-evading right now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@RealMarcFoxx
Interesting that you shared the definition, because it only proves that that accounts like yours end up being sorted as such for a damn good reason.
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@Cartoonsong2
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic than being abandoned by your friends and family because you couldn't let your bigotry go and you making this sock account to vent out how bitter you are about it all, you somehow manage to strike gold.
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@Tracer22
Interesting thoughts.
Consider this from people who actually put real work into their art, though.
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@RealMarcFoxx
I'm glad the algorithm is slowly learning how to organize garbage excuses for human beings at the bottom of reply threads, even if they pay monthly to keep this already sinking hellsite afloat.
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@NatalyaSirinova
Ah yes, the classic boycott move that has succeeded in wiping out all the wokeness you lot simply cannot tolerate.
...except for all the times it hasn't.
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@Jand4
Congrats on the adoption, but If you were "hurt" enough to speak out about a silly post like this you have walked into the CLEAR target demographic of Mark Hamil's roast.
It's not that deep, Jason.
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@AlanaFeral
"You're the lowest form of filth, unfit to pollute the ground your corpse rests in."
God damn that hits hard for fucking inbreds like these.
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Another terminally online religious weirdo LARPing as a crusader or whatever believing he's a real tough guy on this wannabe 4chan troll account on Twitter that's as worthless as he is.
How...common.
@mage_you
Good
It's rare that Monstrosities such as yourself actually take the time to self reflect and realise that the problem is infact, yourself
So we play hard ball
Now change your disgusting beliefs & practices to something normal and a magical thing will happen
The abuse will stop
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The entire MAGA campaign is backed by a pathetic sore loser and his equally spiteful cultists who would burn down their own fucking country if it means getting back at those they lost to and nothing more.
This is burn it all down, accelerationist bullshit, plain and simple; and it should not be entertained.
If this is the whole of your politics, then you are worthless. Completely and utterly worthless. You are not worth engaging with or taking seriously in any measure.
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Imagine being a lying British larper twat pretending to be Japanese.
Couldn't be me. You on the other hand...
If you have followed me you will have come acrossed the accusation that I am a British larper pretending to be Japanese.
This false accusation was created by this Korean American woman.
The account was suspended but her Followers continue on her legacy of defamation against me
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@arcaneaces
No no. By all means. What WOULD a nobody like you do to this person that would "tear them to shreds" on a Twitter thread of all places?
I'm curious. Really.
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The meme is talking about what you lot are now, not what you used to be then.
Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, T.S. Eliot, Dante Alighieri, Knut Hamson, Ezra Pound, P.G. Wodehouse, G.K. Chesterton, Evelyn Waugh, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, Jorge Luis Borges, Rudyard Kipling, William Butler Yeats, Ayn Rand, Ford Maddox Ford, Wyndham Lewis, Virgil,
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My brother in Christ, you didn't write this from a philosophical or righteous standpoint for gaming as much as you tried to make it sound like you did.
You're just fucking horny.
I knew Jiggle Physics was in the game, but I didn't think it would be God-tier. Some people need to understand why gamers are making a big deal about EVE and what she represents in gaming. She represents what gaming used to be in terms of character design and sex appeal. It has
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@DookusRoyal
@AmeliaAltare1
Fear isn't the factor of your blatant transphobia and homophobia, Griev.
It's your outright hate and toxic attitude toward different PEOPLE that you don't vibe with because it clashes with your ridiculous ideals.
It's frankly disgusting of you and those of your same mindset.
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