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Io koti ya Kim Ndo burungo huwa unapata kwa bale ya mtush inashindwa nani na akili zake alikuwa anavaa hiyo shit.
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Unakunywa maji na jug alafu unatoa sufuria kwa cooker na socks bana. I'm in heaven. Alafu kamande unaeka kwa fridge na sufuria. Good times.
Bibi anaenda home for a while and I can't imagine the freedom that will behold me. I'm so happy man.
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Miraa is another unnecessary drug but nobody is ready for this conversation.
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Just got home and my crib is swept clean. Wameiba Kila kitu bana 😡😡😭😭😭.
Sijui niaze wapi na pesa onge.
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I have dated a luo woman for more than a year and whatever they say about those babes is true because weuh!
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Jana Kuna story ilinishtua sana. A guy has been having a sexual relationship with his real aunt for more than five years for money. When they broke up her aunt told him that he'll be meeting women and he'll never have feelings. He wanted help juu mjouls haijawahi simama Tena.
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Iko siku nilikosa kubuy nyama siku ya kula nyama bana. She legit took my mom's number from my kaduda nikiwa nimebleki and rang her like "Keane kitu anafanya hii Kisumu ni umalaya na kuniweka nikikula mboga kama sungura" 😭😭
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My cousin paid a 1m dowry to a fat kikuyu girl who never cooks. wtf
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Juzi niliona United fans wanasema ati Rooney was in the same level with CR7 and Messi nikatupa simu.
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Watu wakona gari hukushw vile mnafaa zidi kesho mapema ya 5am alafu wanna pull up 9am saa yenye ulioga na ukavaa 4:30
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Kilunda hawapeagi time sasa anadai mchango ingine in the midst of a pandemic
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Here’s a THREAD on how I would have served a jail term prison of over 20 years for a drug dealer friend I didn’t know how he got suddenly Rich. Nairobi is Wild. Take Care. 2015 Story
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Bibi anaenda home for a while and I can't imagine the freedom that will behold me. I'm so happy man.
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I hate being around people who are always on long calls. Toka enda ongelelea huko mbali buana, nobody cares about your business funda!
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Indomie boys walifanya nidishi indomie. But crisps itabidi wakuje na gun. Siezi nunua izo vitu.
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Siku moja pia mii ntapata kazi ya kitu nilido campo. I will not tire. I’ll keep sending them Applications
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Kenyan Radios can't go for 30 minutes without playing Burna Boy.
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Kindly let's help Daphine Kwamboka's brother. Any help we be appreciated.
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Foden equalled Rooney's UCL goals tally at just 21 years old. Ladies and Gents, Meet the Storkport Iniesta.
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Ukivaa Timberland ukitembea place kuna tumawe unajionaga ki land-cruiser kwa rough road
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Mitoma's goal against Liverpool was something else!
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Ukianza kuambiwa you're a man enough uko karibu kutumika kama mwiko.
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Kisumu should normalize lipa na MPESA why in the hell would a big hotel only accept cash as a mode of payment? Kwani niko nchi ingine 😡😡
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@Osama_otero
They are smart and love luxurious lives and show off. Mgikuyu ata akiwa na acre kumi za waru ni ngumu ujue juu "no kugeria mani"
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@iam_joseh
@Morara__
Siet. Hii syllabus mnapeleka mbio bwana. I hope the don't do my mom's business dirty with this shenanigans.
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Hakuna biz lucrative kama kupea watu loans bro. Io interest is something else. If you have money open a Hire Purchase company.
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Not to sound cool or something but they deserve good nice meals for real. The money the government has out in magereza is enough to feed them decently, they also have farms at prison na the cant eat what they plant. It's supposed to be a correctional facility not a bad food dpot
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@Osama_otero
Bad leadership tu. Tana river actually passes in the better part of ukambani if you look at the map.
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Offered her some Noodles after sex and she had the guts to say
"So everything's two minutes here"
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@Osama_otero
@Kalasinga_
@SpaceYaMagari
The fact that you have an iPhone and you prefer using an Android more makes me ask myself questions.
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Sky Sports tumasoma articles for free but NTV wanadai tu sign up hahaha.
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So today someone brought me my own phone at the shop that got lost in september so I could flash it. I don’t know what they thought about flashing iPhones but Gracious Lord.
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So there's a Argwins Kodhek Rd in Nairobi and Kisumu. Who's the guy kwani?
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Bruno is a terrorist to the beautiful game. He needs to be stopped. He's always dropping a 4/10 performance every match day and covering it up with a penalty.
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When she starts hanging out with her lecturer...
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Netflix and DSTV are losing customers in a very alarming rate.
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What you dey eat girl cause every Kenyan girl needs that skin routine
#askNikkisamonas
Still online, ask me anything and I will answer. Don’t forget to use the hashtag
#askNikkisamonas
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Kuna jamaa alisimamisha gari Mtitu wa Dei roadtrip akaambia dame ampige BJ ama amuache hapo Tsavo lmaoo.
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Moral of the story. DONT MAKE SMALL PROBLEMS LAND YOU TO A BIGGER PROBLEM. Take care fam. END!
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Married cats be hitting single mothers with "Mimi ni mzazi, I understand" and just like that they win the coochie
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Octopizzo can’t even rap in English and y’all be ranking him ahead of Khali???? Khaligraph is the way and the Light.
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Best ever Rap Albums of the time in my order
1. Illmatic - Nas
2. The Chronic - Dr Dre
3. Ready to die - BIG
4. All eyes on me - Tupac
5. Get Rich or Die Tryin - 50 Cent
5. Miseducation - Lauryn Hill
6. Blueprint - Jay Z
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In light of recent events surrounding
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Mii hutembea the streets of Kisumu City naskia poa Sana. Just a clean beautiful city. Bado nyii mko Nairobi smh.
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Naona mnadai ati mtu mnono akikuuliza odeon ni wapi unafaa kumdirect na huko university way apige tizi kwanza hahaha.
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Since
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Most government workers rely on loans to survive bro damn. Kwanza walimu na polisi.
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Ubaya ya kuget cooked apa TL huwa inakuexpose to people who you respect or respect you juu tweets hugo-viral na a lot of audience in it.
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#KenyansVsNigerians
just Incase you didn't know this the Kenyas public transport, see your life's now?
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My nigga came all the way to do marriage arrangements with her bae in Kenya only to find her cheating with a subaru guy.. Hurting
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