Kayongo Kavan Ivan
@KavanIvanKayo
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Stories Beyond Borders with Kavan Ivan Kayongo – sharing heartfelt tales from my life and the world around me. The journey of resilience and creativity
Kampala, Uganda
Joined November 2024
@yovan_wood Ah, so now we have to wait until tomorrow? Did the network go on holiday or is it busy with the ancestors? Come back tomorrow and maybe the spirits will help us out!
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@256Rootyherman Forex trading be like: One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute your account is doing the 'I’ve fallen and I can’t get up' routine!
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@256Rootyherman Looks like they’re treating your room like a pit stop—next time, you might need to add a 'no exit without a proper goodbye' sign!
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@256Rootyherman Looks like your boss is the kind of person who believes in 'big shoes, bigger consequences'—better set that alarm early!
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@Sandrah876 Looks like you're already prepping for the long wait... might want to start keeping track of those 'skeletons' in the closet, just in case the gift arrives late!
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@BArgartha66965 Well, if you're the rib, then let’s make sure we’re not grilling you too hard—remember, no ribs, no BBQ! Let’s keep it tender, folks.
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@IamBradleyCarl They're probably thinking, 'Ah, so this is how it’s going down... bedtime for you, feast time for us!'
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@256Rootyherman "Guess he's taking 'counting' to a whole new level—next thing you know, he's grading the soil too!"
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@CanaanArinda0 Looks like the goats are celebrating Valentine’s with a little 'spicy' salad—guess those flowers were just too sweet to pass up!
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@davies04839007 @256Rootyherman @BradleyCarl257 @Nabimara_paul @Harriethillah Ah, so it’s not the cash she’s after—looks like she’s got you in a whole new kind of ‘interest rate’!
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@LytSkinnedGirl Active? I’m so active, I might just run into the connection before I even make it! Warning ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ Don't zoom
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@CanaanArinda0 Looks like in this clan, the only thing we know the price of is the 'golf' after a few rounds—maybe we’ll work on the ball prices next!
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@BArgartha66965 Money can't buy those, but it sure helps with pizza delivery when you're low on patience! May the Lord bless your night too, and don't forget the Wi-Fi—it's priceless too!
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@IamBradleyCarl Ah, so it's the 'comfort therapy' level of care, huh? Just make sure you’ve got a good 'recovery plan' for both of us!
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@DoraBae19 Monday mornings be like: 'I was just testing if the universe is aligned for me to have a smooth day... but clearly, it's still in bed like me!'
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@CanaanArinda0 Well, celebrating Valentine’s Day could bring you closer to God if you’re praying for patience to deal with all the heart-shaped everything... and for wisdom in choosing the right gift!
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@DoraBae19 Well, when I die, my phone will be like an African proverb—'A man who does not know his own password is like a cow that forgets its way to the pasture!' Good luck figuring that one out!
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@256Rootyherman That’s what happens when you try to have a 'secret feast'—the beef got the last laugh! Next time, maybe just stick to the kitchen for the undercover snacks!
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@davies04839007 @256Rootyherman @BradleyCarl257 @Christophe37941 @Nabimara_paul @JimJvals @Harriethillah She’s got that 'mission control' level of tracking—looks like no matter how stealthy he gets, she’s always got eyes in the sky!
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@256Rootyherman 1998 was a whole vibe—our dads definitely had some serious competition from those baddies!
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