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Ruben Amorim's Uber driver ๐// I steal girlfriends// Manchester united ๐ด I don't have another account
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Joined January 2025
Political self imprisoner has blocked me. The wicked run when no one is chasing them๐
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Another day above the ground, thank you Lord. goodmorning beautiful people!!๐
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I saw some people i used to laugh with on the timeline also bantering me. turn yamwe ejja๐
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Now that i'm nolonger faceless, twesange ku king Saha enkya๐
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Ogamba kinno? @AllanSseky ๐
Nze carlvin omupya njagala akwate ku kifananyi kya tweet ya bobi wine eya birthday
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King Saha's show is on, i want to buy 5 people tickets. akasajja tujawagile
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We are about to enter Mowzey Radio week๐๏ธ (february 1st ). what song made you his biggest fan?. For me: Jenifer๐ฅ
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Another day above the ground, thank you Lord. Good morning beautiful people!๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Mbadde mbasaba leero mulumpemu ne bruno K. sasi ku sasi ๐๐
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People who had blocked me on the old account ne kweno mubikole nga sinatandika๐
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We're about to enter that season of " Afande i know my rights"๐๐
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I missed this app, kuteesa yakola otya, Oba Cee-nsonga?๐
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@AllanSseky Its a good business nga minzani ogikutemu. Waliwo eyampimira kilo ye'bijanjalo naye nga ekoma mu half nemugamba nga tewela. Ko ye mbu ebijanjalo bye bwo'bifumba bizimba nebikola kilo nga ofumbye half๐๐.
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Another day above the ground, thank you Lord. good morning red devils!๐ด
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I want to start from where i stopped naye leero focus should be on king saha๐๐
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Another day above the ground, thank you Lord. goodmorning beautiful people!!๐
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Another day above the ground, thank you Lord. goodmorning beautiful people!!
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On this account i'm not blocking anyone, njagala nga bwenkuvuma nti muhozi wazala mu sheebah. Nga kakutukako butelevu๐.
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Wait nga mubadde temunangamba muhozi left X. bemwateka mu exile tubadde banji๐
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Its liberation day, liberate the hair you plaited on christmas. zileke bambi zigende๐
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@Plannedtimo ๐๐i accepted the day he imprisoned himself to contribute to the struggle.
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I need someone to sit me down and explain to me like a 2yr old what i missed
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I was in exile for 3 weeks naye i lost all the hair on my body. Indians made this app man๐
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If you can spare some change after a long day of work and buy some maize ftom those women who roast it by the road side. please do๐๐พ.
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If they can cancel Salim Saleh's son in law's concert. No musician is safe in this country
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@FabrizioRomano I've been away for afew weeks and Antony is leaving united, Nkunku may come to united but Muhoozi still has the same IQ as a rock?๐.
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There's a way people passing by look at you when your boda guy does this by the road side๐
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When i die i only want NTV to accounce it because then people will know its true.๐๐ฅ
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Happy birthday to you beautiful soul. May your day be as amazing as you are. Here's to more adventures and more joy. Cheers to you mamitoโบ๏ธ๐๐ฅ . @Kasemiireraquel
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You may take the name not the handwriting
People are calling me fake Bradley yet l never told them that am Him
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Signs of a child you'll send to the shop and they go play football instead๐
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The only job that pays you millions just to look around๐
What job is 100% overpaid in your country? ๐.
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Kanno mbadde nsaba okademu Tems mukwano๐.
.@BebeCoolUG first of all, You are what I call a stinking dirty fucking BITCH.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but there's a very big difference between love you and i love you.
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Owa circumference anatela okugamba Saleh agane muwala we okutwalira king saha abana be. akasajja kamututeko amasanyalaze๐
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Wamma People who went to expensive schools, do you have any OB/OG you know who is in any top positions of URA, KCCA, Statehouse, URSB, OR NSSF?
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Lil Pazo was looking for a reason to hate NUP and his 1st choice was to complain about waiting in line to see H.E Kyagulanyi? ๐๐.
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The national ID is mine but i dont know the person in the picture
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Fresh kid has truly been blessed since lockdown. he's received yet another scholarship๐ฅ
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Once i start texting you during a football match, you're mine forever. not even thanos can change that!!.
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Most women have bluetooth beef (mpalanirako), you break up with her friend and they also see you like satan's close relative๐.
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If you have a place to lay your head and rest be grateful. alot of homeless people on the streets are wishing to have just 1 bedsheet to sleep.
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The thought of boda riders in kampala paying 2M shillings for a stage still buffles me
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Nothing annoys me like a public holiday on a weekend. ba liberator temutubazemu magezi walai ๐๐
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Kayz at entebbe airport thinking if Kin Karisa is hiring table cleaners
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Is there a decent school these days you can take your child and the school fees are below 1 million?
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Ugandan in america: Never returning to africa. Trump:
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But What did blue 3 mean by 'oli kyabugaga osinga sente๐ต' in Nawe. bali balowooza tetutegela๐
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Alot of ugandan men in the age bracket of 23yrs-39yrs are becoming bald. i wonder what's happening.
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Forget flowers this is how the real valentines day should be๐
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@HEBobiwine @IamApass Webale kutekamu stamp Mr. president, ndowooza ekivulu kigenda kubooga omunji wo'muntu๐ฅ.
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Man united mutekeko obukadde 2 osooke Alien Skin okuzimba mansion e'munyonyo ๐
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"Foot soldier bwakugamba vayo muvile, naffe kikofila twamukowa"
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Even the indian has welcomed me back in style๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
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Yesterday i went to one of the banks and the askari let the muzungu infront of me walk through without checking. when it was my turn he checked everywhere almost reaching the boxers. sakategedde ako๐คฆโโ๏ธ.
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@iamarnoldworld Those wondering how 5k is more that enough. 1. Kikomamdo 5 chapats+beans - 2500.2. Avocado-500.3. 2 pieces of cassava-500.4. 1egg -500.5. Katunda- 1000. Go bacl home and say sente zibuze.
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Ragga dee performing at his concert yesterday๐
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When visitors come and you stay playing in the sitting room. Ugandan father:
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8 out of 10 ugandans have this app in their phones. if anyone says they dont have it, its because they're not alive
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I dont know who needs to hear this but date who is dating you
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@kirya_ug We may actually go to war with Congo, statehouse nakasero njesose nga olutalo luwedde.
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They hold the bible/Quran and swear in yet all they do is lie and steal money
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I understand we're all struggling in our own ways but never make a mistake of buying cheap toilet paper. Trust me on this๐.
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Incase someone wants to trap you, what would they use?
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Uganda traffic Uganda traffic.officers before officers after.digital number digital number.plates plates
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Aston Villa rejected arsenal's bid for Ollie watkins in 7 mins?๐
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When i see my boss posting his betting ticket on whatsapp๐
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@CapitalFMUganda Ka Apass kayimba. " Balii motoka ffe tuli ku bigele, tulinze sente zaffe ziwere" . This song should be part of the national anthem.๐ฅ.
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They're deporting over 300 ugandans. tutuse okusigaza abasama 4 nga atte bava Qatar๐๐
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HI = High Income.Teli agwa mu mukwano awatali sente tebakulya enusu๐.
People saying that they all started with a Hi on social media and ended up in marriage, please how did you write the hi???๐คฃ๐ง๐ค.
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@AbedBwanika Still cant believe you have children. No way with that brain you can tell which hole to put it in๐
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You'd be stuck on the first page then you see your neighbour asking for the 4th answer sheet๐
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Imagine paying this every term then your child dates teacher senfuma๐
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Shakib is insecure about Zari and i really understand why bro.
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