John KeLLy 🇺🇬
@JohnKelton256
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Tall / influencer, / 3yrs Experience in sales.|| C.E.O KellyDeliveries Hustle King✌ I Fear God smhw Funny😂, DM ads & promotions
Kampala, Uganda
Joined April 2020
Ladies and gentlemen. Go to your calendar and circle 2nd March. Ofune ticket yo, ebisigadde obinkwase. #kinawolovunempologoma
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It was last Friday, nali ngudde mu "Rest in peace" But God helped me, am in healing process 🙏😊
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Tweeps are coming back to twitter after the downfall of Truth app💀😂
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Pray for me comrades, passed through horrible torture my situation isn't good. Seriously sick 😷. .
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China has noodles.Italy has pizza 🍕.USA has burger.Your country has? . .
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Which year took the most important person in your life?💔💔
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Can you run naked in a mall for 3mins, just for Ugx 700M? 😃.
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Love is beautiful, friendship is better😊✌️.See who i met today, @DeeSandy20 you'll always be one of my very favorite people. Your strength inspires me🤗💞
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I remember one day when i was abducted by CMI guys, by then i was using this Avi with Calvin. These CMI guys tortured me badly thinking am the real Darker Skinn. I won't forget🙌
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Never Let anyone predict your next target😂😂.This is unexpected slap
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I don't own any girl here😊😔
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The pain of seeing your Wife being laid in a grave, leaving you with a 4 months bby. Take heart @RainierDaniel ❤️
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This little girl of mine yesimbyeewo ku somero, she stood firmly Infront of all teachers and said I love NUP and I love Bobi Wine and am coming as a National Unity Platform Leader on Sport Prefect post. They tried giving her other symbols she denied and resisted she wants NUP.
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Haha😂😂, mwana bu bboyi bwanyiga nze from CMI to Luzira Machison Bay Prison. The story is long.
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If you don't see a charger that looks like yours here, please buy a phone.
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Its now a year. Remembering this tweet gave me courage when i was in detention. I know what torture means & when i see these NRM propagandists here bragging, they're just ignorant on what abducting people means. Thank you God🙏.Thank you @HEBobiwine .Thanks twitter Fam & @NUP_Ug
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When Doctor calls in. I thank Lord for the gift of Life. His name will always be praised. #KellyIsBack.#FearNoEvil .
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Barasha: who told tweeps that i beat you? .Nampeera:. i rilly don't know babe😥.Barasha:👇👇toyasamya kimwaaaa
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Am tagging your name here gwe ki namukadde if u don't stop your nonsense on me gasiya 🚮
The day I'll narrate you how this ki tweep wanted to rape me in her house when i delivered her staffs, i kept a secret naye kiri wano kinjasamira, kingende mpola coz nja kukyaabya wano😏
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Imagine being remembered as corrupt, involved in the corruption of embezzling 500 million. Imagine the weight of that shameful history bearing down on you, and the lasting impact it would have on your family long after you're gone.
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My girl came for a sleep over and the rats too decided to organize their end of year sports gala in my room 💀😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Hey Fam, this is Altezza, her mom left her at 4 months. Some of you knows the story. Today she makes a full year old. Some birthday wishes for this baby. #altezzaat1yr
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Ekisooka: Our country has lost a lot because of Bobi Wine that hooligan. Ekyokubiri: There's no medicine in kawempe referral hospital because of Bobi wine. Ekyokusatu: Bobi wine is the one responsible for potholes in our Kampala. What else💀💀💀💀
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Today i got a jajj from Kampala to kawempe, as we were approaching wandegeya i saw his reflector branded this🚮🚮. I just told him "park here ssebo, silinya booda za M7"!.I dropped him and got another jajj, Nze siri regular baaba😄✊✊
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Eh, the way it started as if nothing will happen 😃. Guy akasuka embi🤣🙌
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A female tweleb with a big following you ordered something, i responded and delivered your package to your place. You wanted me to give u some sex so you pay me double price but i refused. You were about to rape me at your place. Olwensonyi u blocked me here.
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This is the reply I've just got now after calling her several times 😳 .This might be serious 😲
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List of influencers who are down to earth, nga tebeelaga on these streets••••••••✓ (thread).
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Safe days and withdraw methods muli matako butako, manyoko yivenn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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How about bwompa ka retweet mukwano 😢🙏. Tomanya, my employee might be on your timeline. He can drive all types of cars (manual and automatic) but not Long vehicles .Let's retweet for this bro of ours, his handle is @RainierDaniel 🙏
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I grew up hearing Bobi Wine, i used to lipsync his songs and inspiring me throughout my life, till now my love for him will never die. They tortured me, telling me to stop posting him. I'm sure with God's grace, no one will stop me✊ these are my likes. #HappyBirthdayBobiWine ✊
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Rolando after hearing Carlvin is back on the timeline.
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What Did I Miss in 2 months on the timeline. Update me guys😏.
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Si mutima mubi Naye speaker omupya ayitilizza okwekabya kaabya🙄🙄
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I had to passby our offices to see if they're not stolen. You know anything can happen 😆✊🏾
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Alien Skin 👽 relatives arriving at freedom city from another planet.💀
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Once again i thank @HEBobiwine and all of you that prayed for me and pushing the hashtag #️⃣ of my release from prison, your voices helped much 🙏😊, my Lawyer and NUP comrades u did a great job.
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When ur depressed u don’t control ur thoughts, your thoughts control you. Happy that you're smiling back again, it was nice meeting and talking to you. All is gonna be well @abby_tricia ❤️
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"Mutabani, ogambye akawala Ako wakagamba I Love you nekaddamu nti thank you"?
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Met this big influencer in H2O bar toilets, waited you to finish pooing so that i come in only to find You didn't flash your pupu, and your pupu was green with undigested beans🚮🚮.
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The challenge went wrong for my girl 😥😂.Naye Dan easy
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Aaahh, anti olaba byembagamba. Bro never saw it cuming 😂😂🙌
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→ I survived to be killed by dron men. → I survived conviction in Luzira Machison Bay prison. → I involved in a nasty car accident. → Now today is my birthday, i will take this opportunity to THANK GOD for the gift of life 🙏
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The day I'll narrate you how this ki tweep wanted to rape me in her house when i delivered her staffs, i kept a secret naye kiri wano kinjasamira, kingende mpola coz nja kukyaabya wano😏
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Abeeko kyankola, I'll release the videos of this rapist.She has blocked me yiven 😂😂ensonyi azifudde obusungu 🙌
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Death why😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.😭😭😭😭😭.RIP Maria mukwano, for the memories we shared, you will forever be in my heart ❤ 😭.You fought a good battle 😭😭😭😭😭🙏
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That fake love they give us after sending them money, mbu "Babe have u eaten?". Ndyeeki nga obusente bwange obututte😢.
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