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Marketing / Journalism. I probably have too much or too little gin in my body at any given time. #Eurovision talker. (He/His)

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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Because this will probably get out one way or another, let’s do it the right way. Let’s do this ❤️. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
NORWAY WON THE FUCKING PUBLIC VOTE #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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1 year
Good evening
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Eurovision goals: an entire album of Switch Song covers. Surely this could be a thing? #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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3 years
Måneskin winning and then Diodato finally gets to perform Fai Rumore at Eurovision as an interval act in 2022 challenge #eurovision
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5 years
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Well let's face it this is the moment that you all want to see. #eurovision #serhatforsaturday #sanmarino
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Honestly; the UK just needs to turn to the Netherlands to see how to do better. Nearly a decade in the wilderness of the semi-finals. Then they turned to an established artist who wanted to do it in Anouk. She made it cool for acts to do Eurovision for her country. #eurovision
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4 years
So just to clarify: Lake Malawi could be representing Poland with a song co-produced by JOWST and co-written by Cesar Sampson, about one of the 2019 hosts. This could only get more meta if Ermal Meta did the backing vocals. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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7 years
This is a beautiful ending. And the winner won Jury and televote for the first time in 3 years. #Eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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2 years
Look I’m sorry and I love him but if you’re going to rig your juries maybe don’t rank San Marino first and Sweden in the bottom 3
@Eurovision
Eurovision Song Contest
2 years
An official statement from @EBU_HQ regarding voting irregularities at the Eurovision Song Contest 2022:
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@KatsJonouchi
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4 years
Admittedly if Eurovision is cancelled it’s probably a good thing for the UK, because a song called “My Last Breath” probably wouldn’t look great after all.
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@KatsJonouchi
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4 years
Also: the love in this image. #melfest
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@KatsJonouchi
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8 years
#ELR is like the perfect embodiment of Rooster Teeth already and I love it.
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@KatsJonouchi
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4 years
“Why does Sweden do so well at Eurovision? 😡😤😠” Because I dare you to find a country or national final that treats its history of its acts as well as this - and on regular occasions. Respect and love for the contest. #melfest
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@KatsJonouchi
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2 years
The UK winning a public vote and jury vote in one year…just not together 😅 #JESC
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@KatsJonouchi
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3 years
A German fan singing Loco Loco in Serbian in San Marino. Eurovision 2022 may be peaking here, folks. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Those weeks where everyone had Czech Republic bottom of their lists seem an awfully long time ago huh? #eurovision #CZE
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
I HAVE NO VOICE LEFT. LOVING YOU IS A FUCKING WINNING GAME #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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4 years
"How did you spend your Saturday night, Chris?" "Watched an 11 year old French girl sing a Celine Dion classic backed by a man in a neon Pony outfit" #EurovisionFrance #eurovision #CestVousQuiDecidez
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
KAN when all the broadcasters are asking to change things before the jury show. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
I’m truly torn by the UK result. Partially I feel vindicated because ultimately, I knew that was coming. But also Michael really, really performed well tonight. Unfortunately I sense that he wasn’t responsible for the issues with the way it all came across. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
The Orange Carpet scriptwriter revealed #eurovision #orangecarpet
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Further thoughts: John winning the jury vote with a soul/gospel tinge to it the year after Cesar did the same probably means we’re getting a hell lot more of that for the next few years. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
And the immediate reaction... #Eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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2 years
We’ve hit this point of the season, I see. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Eurovision fans in the last 24 hours: “this is going to be the worst year eve—NEVERMIND”
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@KatsJonouchi
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7 years
I'M NOT USED TO BEING PATRIOTIC ABOUT OUT ENTRIES WHAT IS GOING ON #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
Eurovision is happening. Let’s just let that sink in and be happy right?
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
A moment of silence in this commercial break to remember these absolutely ROBBED acts from the semi-finals please. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
Eurovision, but make everything depressing. #Eurovision #ShineALight
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
I will say, Graham Norton's finest voting moment comes in 2014 when he just decides to fully show Conchita is his favourite and he starts working out her path to victory. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
When you make the other contestant cry, then you've got a good song. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
Poland’s jury had James 11th. So close.
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
Anyone else reckon they've sent them to get disqualified for political statements and the government will use it as propaganda?
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
ICELAND VS LITHUANIA IT'S HAPPENING #eurovision #songvakeppnin
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Amsterdam 2020 #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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2 years
WE WON THE JURY. THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS WON THE JURY. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
It’s Nathan Trent they finally found him on that mountainside
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5 years
Holy shit are the BBC taking it seriously again? #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Well I’m sure everyone will react calmly to this.
@Eurovision
Eurovision Song Contest
5 years
EBU issues statement on Eurovision 2019 Grand Final Jury Result
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
Spoiler: Iceland would have crushed this semi-final from this position, the hype would have continued, and Daði wins. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my #melfest
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@KatsJonouchi
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4 years
Me at the start of 2020 vs Me halfway through 2020 #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
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3 years
I just want Italy to do a 3 hour interval that’s just all their iconic entries #ESC250
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
But seriously: every single song Netta has released since Eurovision has been brilliant, and she deserves all the success she can get. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Jesus this puts the BBC to shame for the last four years within 10 minutes. #AustraliaDecides
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
2 years
DAMNIT NETTA
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 months
@ESCPifPaf I mean arguably Croatia might have won the televote anyway and they just caused us two days of stress 😅
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
6 years
I mean everyone saying "Poland won online voting where you can vote for yourself lol", but they finished like mid-table in the same format last year. #JESC2018
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Malta release Chameleon on Spotify challenge #Eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
The perils of multi-streaming: when you switch back to your Estonia screen and see whatever this is, without context. #EestiLaul
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
Is this the most excited anybody has been about Flo Rida in a decade? #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
That was bloody wonderful. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
1 year
Pride was cute and no I’m not posting these pics like four days late. (I was reliably told this is called a “soft launch” or something like that. Look IDK I have a fiancé and a boy now and it’s all very good and happy but that means I have less time for knowing lingo)
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
Shoutout to the fact that our last four 3rd place finishers now reads: Sanna Nielsen, Il Volo, Sergey Lazarev...SunStroke Project.
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Further notes on the UK: until the BBC starts putting funding behind Eurovision, absolutely nothing will change. And the likelihood is, given the cost cutting it has to do, that won’t happen for a very long time to come. #eurovision
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Chris H
2 years
I assume they didn’t want to let the 6 countries know they’d twigged them as well (and also potentially to see if they then shifted to any other countries from SF1/Big 5), hence why they let the juries and spokespeople be prepped for the final. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
Blanche just sold the hell out of the song and suddenly it's looking a lot easier for Belgium... #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
96 points means he got EVERY 12 points from the televote (8 x 12) #melfest #melfest2021
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
"Team San Marino explain: "Flo Rida has been a part of the production and is featured in the music video, but it's yet to be decided if he will take part on stage in Rotterdam. The rap part will either way remain." We’ll have to wait and see!" THE TEASE #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
2 years
I feel like the big "issue" with so little ability to report / access the artists and the performances is the sheer amount of rumors/jumping to conclusion that seems to be going on. Like we've gone from "Armenia have had to scrap their entire staging!" to a very planned setup.
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 months
The EBU banning livestreams to give fans at best 20% quality content compared with the 14-19 heyday sure does say a lot. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
2 years
30 seconds in and Suzanne is accidentally playing ads on the livestream. It's back, folks.
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Bilal 2nd half. Momentum. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
6 years
If the postcards aren’t everyone waking up from a dream in Tel Aviv then they’re just not being creative enough. #DaretoDream #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
I don't understand anyone who doesn't at least like La Det Swinge. It's just so joyous. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
I am here for whatever the hell Circus Mircus is. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
Wait hang on is that Imri? #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
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5 years
Bilal was fucking amazing. #eurovision #FRA
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
The scream that launched a thousand memes.
@escmatt18
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
Okay so that's one way to announce your pregnancy to the world 👀 #Eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Does anyone remember that there was meant to be a vote going on, or are we all...oh fuck it, THIS IS AMAZING. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
SERTAB IS HERE Y'ALL #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
You know what we are? Fucking Eurovision destroyers. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
What the actual fuck have Spain done to La Venda. #eurovision
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Chris H
4 years
Honestly I'm just so glad that more than anything else, Edsilia is finally getting all the love that she deserves from Eurofans. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
THE NETFLIX MONEY HAS RUN OUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE PERFORMANCE PANIC! #Songvakeppnin
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
REIN GOT KNOCKED OUT. OVER I AM GAY. WHAT. #nrkmgp
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
I mean if anyone is the winner tonight it's LRT who managed to successfully host a NF with an obvious winner but not making it "rigged" in their favour, push a very credible 2nd place act for another go in 2022 AND rake in a load of televote money. #eurovision #pabandomi šnaujo
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Chris H
4 years
Which, all in all, is to say. Please be nice. And if you wanted to subscribe, like, share, whatever you wanted to do...that would also be very nice. There's a lot more to come, as early as the weekend, and it should be pretty fun ❤️ #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
Keep forgetting that we're going to see all the live-on-tape performances this weekend and getting a little excited again. I can't imagine -many- of the performances being that different, but you never know... #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
Casual reminder that Waldo's People made it out of the semi-final on a *jury vote*. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Also; thank you all so much for the messages and tweets. Honestly means an awful lot. I’m all good ATM, just need to not myself get caught up in things going forward. ❤️
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
And the UK sent Engelbert Humperdink to combat Euphoria. #Eurovision #ComeTogether
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
In that period since, they still had ups and downs. But they didn't give up, they pushed on, and now look where they are.
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
If it wasn't the UK, I'd say that was a winning level performance. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
Happy 70 days until Arcade wins day x #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
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4 years
Radio One: “it’s quite similar to the winner last year” #Eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
I’m not being funny but between “Tears Getting Sober” and “Alcohol You” I think we need a song title intervention. #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
If there's any right in the world the UK should be at least top 10 with that news. #Eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
7 years
I mean all I'm gonna say is Spirit Animal would have qualified... #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
Do you think Frank Naef still has the recurring nightmare where these two just say his name non-stop at him? #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
I mean the *one*, very, very small good thing about the UMK result is that it means it's much more likely that Samanta Tina is going to the Eurovision final.
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
2 years
Eurovision fans: "FIX JURY BUYING" Eurovision: "Okay" Eurovision fans: "WAIT NOT LIKE THAT" #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
I don't know about any of you, but that was exactly what was needed tonight. A huge, huge, huge thank you to @robholley and the @EurovisionAgain and @Eurovision team for making these bloody last few months enjoyable on a Saturday. Now who's ready for FiKmas!? #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
4 years
Also you legit could not write a better script that the final of Eurovision in *2016* came down to Russia vs. Ukraine. #EurovisionAgain
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
5 years
I now come with added beard, don’t you know. #NewProfilePic
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
3 years
Is there a way to watch the bikini contest tonight? I mean I feel like at this point it’s a pre-party event given the amount it’s being discussed #eurovision
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@KatsJonouchi
Chris H
2 years
EUROPE DOESN’T HATE US #eurovision
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