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Tell you what lads,
That employee at RAI who "accidentally" added that ticker to their broadcast of semi final two?
Thank you, you are a hero.
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I love that no one in the UK seemed to know what Rouyame Uni means.
We never usually hear it at Eurovision.
The delay after the Belgian and French jurys as the penny dropped that meant us hilarious!
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Kind Charles met two Eurovision acts...
He bloody cursed them!
Abolish the Monarchy!
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"Nobody votes for us cos it's all political. If we sent Adele we'd still get nul points.'
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Football fans struggling with the concept of two games at once.
Eurovision fans: Hold my entire drinks cabinet.
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Tell you what lads, that's a bad wee group for our Sam to have joined.
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A moment of respect for Andri Xhahu who will mark ten years as Albania's spokesperson this year. Love to see an ever-present hero.
#Eurovision
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Things overhead in the McDonald's after Eurovision...
"Wouldn't it be surreal to see Loreen in here tucking into a nugget sharebox?"
"Pretty sure she's vegan"
"Well that's why it would be so surreal then"
Things overheard at Eurovision...
"It's United by Music, not United by cock"
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If there's a celebration of the 70th or 75th á la the 60th then these are your hosts.
No arguments.
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I just properly looked at how the songs are split and...goodness me!
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I know I've already used this but Ireland into North Macedonia has the exact same vibe.
#Eurovision
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"Sanremo flowers for you ladies sure" is already my favourite quote of the season.
#Sanremo2022
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The BBC have more or less done everything we've asked for...
Get folk on board who embrace the modern Contest✅
Find an artist who gets Eurovision✅
Be positive in Radio & TV coverage ✅
Don't half-arse the staging ✅
Don't opt out semi interval acts ✅
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First representing San Marino at Eurovision and now this.
What a year he's having!
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Just notice Jendrik's lapels are the five acts that can't be on the carpet. He is the very best of all of us.
#Eurovision
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Abraham Lincoln: Shot at a live performance
Lincoln Abraham: Shoots a live performance
#Strictly
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Three years on since we lost Örs.
I still listen to Viszlát nyár regularly but every time there's that twinge of sadness, especially given the lyrics of the song.
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I didn't think there would be a sadder day for Eurovision than the 2020 cancellation.
But that made sense, it was logical and most of all, it was the right thing to do.
There is nothing right about today's events. Don't think I've ever felt this mix of disheartened and anger.
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@pisceanmantissa
Hahaha! And I hope they're rightly punished with paid time off and perhaps the burden of their own office 😉
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There was a Royal Wedding rehearsal today. Definitely think they'll need to tighten the camera angles and Harry needs to show more connection down the lense. Otherwise I think Harry & Meghan are in real danger of not making it out their semi final. Big televote but weak on jury.
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So. We have 28 songs. Of the remaining 12...
🇸🇪🇮🇸🇵🇹 - NF to conclude
🇨🇾🇨🇭 - Full reveal, date confirmed
🇬🇷🇧🇪 - Artist known, date confirmed
🇦🇿🇬🇪 - Artist known, no date
🇦🇹 - Artist, song, date all confirmed and snippet leaked
🇦🇲 - Allegedly between one of two artists
🇬🇧 - ???
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Charles may not be my king...
But Hannah Waddingham is my Queen.
#Eurovision
#Eurovision2023
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Never forget the 2019 running order gave us...
- Keiino
- Microwavable Rice
- Hatari
That was quite the run.
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If you need an idea of just how long the show went on for last night, this is Marco Mengoni.
#Sanremo2024
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What will happen first, Georgia wins Eurovision or Georgia wins Amerivision?
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Jeez. I've just seen the second page of the EBU's prohibited items at
#Eurovision
. It just gets worse.
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Since Sept 1st 2020 an unknown number of songs were submitted to the broadcasters.
15 selections featured 228 songs.
228 became 15, with 24 internal selections added.
On Tuesday 39 became 33.
On Thursday 33 became 26.
Tonight 26 become 1.
We're finally here.
#Eurovision
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Figured out why Albina didn't qualify. Turns out there was someone voting for everyone else in her semi...
#Eurovision
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Eurofans unite! Let us create the ultimate Eurovision / National Final reaction image bank.
Reply with your favourite reaction image. Let's get this going!
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Three things we've learned today.
1. Don't cheat
2. If you have to cheat make it look at least kinda plausible.
3. Stream and buy SPACE MAN by Sam Ryder.
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Switzerland are lucky that I’m not in charge of the projection. If that was left to me I wouldn’t resist the urge to do a cock and balls.
#Eurovision
#ESC2022
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Absolutely gutted for Croatia, would far rather have had Tick Tock than Set Me Free in the final.
#Eurovision
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Things overheard at Eurovision...
"It's United by Music, not United by cock"
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If the BBC put a tenth of the effort into Eurovision as they do into wanking themselves silly over Euro 96 we'd win every year.
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In't Eurovision like really really good?
Music and stats and nonsense once a year in May that makes us all feel a bit funny inside.
Like it's properly one of the best things in my life.
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Watching Eurovision does not make you a Eurovision fan.
Actual Eurovision fans have done some of the following...
*Watched every national final since 1980 to date
*Taken part in the Belarus open auditions
*Gone for a McDonalds with Christer Bjorkman
*Kissed Jon Ola Sand
Seeing the Star Wars movies does not make you a Star Wars fan.
Actual Star Wars fans have done some of the following:
* Read the novelizations
* Read books in the EU
* Read new canon books
* Read some comics
* Watched the animated shows
* Participated in SW discussion groups.
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This may well be the dumbest post I've ever cobbled together. Especially when it took basically an entire afternoon to do.
I give you the story of the 2022
#Eurovision
national final season, a story in 156 parts.
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That was Freddie Mercury levels of performance.
Like...what even is this guy.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but NOBODY had this range.
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This HAS to be our Anouk moment.
No longer are we a joke, no longer are we just dicking about and sneering.
This is the trigger for change.
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Well that was all jolly bizarre, wasn't it? The BBC embracing modern Eurovision.
Crikey.
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