This is my spirit animal.

RT @DanWilbur: I support the Trump team replacing the current motorcade with electric trucks known for ramming into poles for no reason

I miss the taste of Fruit Stripe Gum.

@Deneetro Maybe Alex didn't cheat, then.

Saw a bad accident today. One of the vehicles involved was a Tesla. Surprise, surprise.

@Deneetro Huh.

RT @gnuman1979: Works for me.

@kaustic187 @DanClarkSports Poor little Ben, trying SO hard to be relevant.

@wiseconnector Hot Rod Lincoln

@nut_history I wonder how many players have turned down signing with the Yankees because of that rule.

@SamBlum3 His biggest talent is finding ways to draw a paycheck for sitting on his ass.

@gnuman1979 I call that an assholian maneuver.

My son's cat is in heat. 🙄 A Siamese tom has been visiting her every day, and we call him Raoul. Because when Maxine is yowling she sounds like she's calling "Raoul! Raoul!"

@Logically_JC @CalltoActivism He looks like he and his barber were both drunk.

@mjfree Thank you Egypt!

@Marti_L Shroomburger!

@CalltoActivism Makes you wonder about the "geniuses" who voted for him, doesn't it?

@DrPol 😻

@covie_93 A feeble attempt at distraction. Nobody is going to take him seriously.

RT @David_Leavitt: It’s still the Gulf of Mexico. And this is still Twitter.