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David Kaplan

@KaplanPiano

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David Kaplan
2 years
@timoandres You’ve found the soloist for the new @chriscerrone Concerto for Hammer, Lattice, and 64 Nails with @sandboxperc @sopercussion or @ThirdCoastPerc
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David Kaplan
2 years
@timoandres You live in The Land of Make-Believe?
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David Kaplan
2 years
@chriscerrone My pedaling is sometimes criticized for not adequately conveying the aboutness of my obviously highly interesting UWS American secular Jewish middle class white straight male identity.
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David Kaplan
3 years
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David Kaplan
5 years
The deafening subito piano after the crescendo of expectation towards his 250th birthday season strikes me as the ultimate meta Beethovenian joke.
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David Kaplan
3 years
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David Kaplan
3 years
@chriscerrone Title built in: The End of History
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David Kaplan
3 years
@doodlyroses Mozart boasted that the secret to his rubato was that one hand could play as if it “didn’t know what the other was doing.” So you are in good company ;) @timoandres
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David Kaplan
3 years
@HellTweet The ground is a shelf after all!
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David Kaplan
3 years
RT @ElenaUrioste: Can someone explain to me (again) why an audience member cannot attend a concert until their ticket payment has been rece…
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David Kaplan
3 years
RT @squarespace: Like & RT to vote for our 4th #MakeItAwards finalist @DecodaMusic, an organization that aims to create a more compassionat…
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David Kaplan
3 years
RT @timoandres: 🌠👶
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David Kaplan
3 years
@timoandres You don’t approve of apostrophizing locales?
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David Kaplan
3 years
@ElenaUrioste Shhhh don’t tell anyone, they’ve just been pulling everyone’s leg
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David Kaplan
3 years
It seems to me that anyone seeking to create anything of lasting greatness should obviously do so on a napkin.
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David Kaplan
3 years
@aucoincomposer @NewYorker “Wearing”stubble is my favorite thing to do with it, personally.
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David Kaplan
4 years
@houghhough Tickets issued for “rushing”
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David Kaplan
4 years
I’ll have you all know that the automatically generated text accompanying this link is (and I quote): “omg best album ever:” Beautiful morceau by @elliotcole to be released July 12.
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David Kaplan
4 years
RT @timoandres: brilliant concert by my friend @KaplanPiano here, spanning not only four centuries of keyboard rep, but four centuries of k…
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David Kaplan
4 years
@HellTweet But Haydn did apparently have a bottle of wine with lunch every day, so he probably has at least seven of the last words on intoxication.
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