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Chicago man reading Gaiman while laying on fucking concrete to sunbathe is everything in life I aspire to be
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Holtz: shits himself on the bench
Ruff: You've finally earned my respect
Lindy Ruff said that Holtz has been fighting through some sickness the past few days and even had to check in on him a couple of times this game. Said he gives Holtz a ton of credit for battling through.
#NJDevils
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Simon Nemec skating as an extra defenceman during morning skate with DeSimone.
Looks like he could potentially be a scratch tonight.
#NJDevils
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Forcing my kids to put their hand in something that will cause them immeasurable pain, and lead their life down a path of drugs and violence
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Everyone knows the real reason holtz and Like got bumped up the lineup
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My favorite part of their wording on this is the implication the Ellen Hughes told them this shit is happening
#NEWS
: In recent conversations with Jack, his family and representatives, and the Devils’ athlete care staff, it was determined that Jack should be held out of game action for the rest of this season and proceed with shoulder surgery.
He will undergo the surgery on April 10 and
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Chico dropping the fire Bro-Ritos jingle.
Stop by their stand outside Section 12 all weekend long for burritos, tacos and more!
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If Fitz can unload McLeod at his highest value right before the world junior report drops, good lord
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Devils twitter all because we can't get actual injury reports
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Seen a decent number of rangers fans asking how the devils can afford to trade and sign so much
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I'm in Maine for Christmas family shenanigans, so of course this is when he'll debut. BUT IT IS TIIIIIME
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Ripping the weed pen before climbing up the 20ft ladder to put up Christmas lights. The plan is to be in the ICU for tonight's game, probably less painful
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Same fuel. ⛽️
Same fire. 🔥
A new number of desire. 2️⃣8️⃣
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My toddler yesterday pulled what I'm calling a Zacha. He got to the right area, showed he had the physical tool set to get the job done, then missed 5 feet to the right. He took a shit in the bathtub
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Lindy with Smith vs Lindy with Holtz
Changes to the
#NJDevils
bottom six today at morning skate ahead of facing the Sabres:
• Mercer moving to center
• Lazar moves up.
• Holtz down with McLeod and Bastian
• D stays the same
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Next year:
-Non rookie Hughes and Nemec
-No Smith
-Healthy Dougie
-No Ruff
-Healthy Jack
-No Smith
-No Vitek
-No Smith
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Love Jake Allen getting the full devils experience right off the bat
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TAILGATE READYYYTY
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John Tavares and the Maple Leafs visit the Islanders at UBS Arena tonight.
He's two points from 1,000 for his career.
Would be interesting if he got it there.
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Good night sweet prince
Officially official.
Welcome (back) to Broadway, Coach!
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If I hear another person say they don't want to mortgage the future because our windows just opening, I'm gonna snap. Seasons like this don't just happen, ya gotta swing for the fences
The
#NJDevils
36 wins after 55 games played from the start of a season are the most in franchise history.
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According to Nick Kypreos, there’s a rumor that Mike Sullivan might be interested in joining his friend Tom Fitzgerald with the
#NJDevils
Link 🔗 from THN:
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Elliotte Friedman continues to say the Devils want to keep a salary hierarchy on NHL Network radio w/ the top end forwards around $8 million AAV(Jack Hughes) & everyone going under that. they are definitely finding it hard with Jesper Bratt & possible w/ Meier too.
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#NJDevils
lining up like this for morning skate ahead of facing Washington.
• Looks like Nosek is playing.
• Holtz or Willman likely he odd man out, both rotating on the fourth line.
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My Chinese knock off is fucking terrible, which is genuinely exactly what this season deserves, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Devils and Timo Meier have agreed to an 8 year deal worth $8.8 M AAV per season
@TSNHockey
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Explaining to my wife how this is all is going according to plan
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My hungover ass waking up to trek to Newark for a matinee game
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Severson going out for a burger and fries after that quote last night
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Provorov when he goes to leave
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Me: Huge game for the devils playoff hopes today
My wife: You've said that like every other day for the past two weeks
Me: You knew you married a dramatic bitch
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@jesperbruhqvist
Have you seen Jack with kids? No way he's ignoring. Hes as good good with kids as he is bad with the media
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Picked up my wife's nephew to stay with us the week. He asked on the way if I had Madden. Sure do bud!
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imagine if the nhl had to do a flat cap again because biosteel owed them too much money
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Dude looks awful here. Looking like his essence was hollowed out after learning arcane secrets from saruman
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My toddler: hockey over! Can I watch the Mario movie again now?
Me knowing Uticas about to start:
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Fitz getting rid of Zacha and ensuring pasta gets to free agency in one move
BOS announces it has signed Pavel Zacha to a 4x$4.75M extension
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The devils win because they're perfectly balanced by the yin (Zettrlund ripper in a blow out) and yang (Sharangovich respectful empty netter) of cele's
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Here’s your deal:
To Carolina: Guentzel, Ty Smith
To Pittsburgh: Michael Bunting, Ville Koivunen, Vasili Ponomarev, Cruz Lucius, conditional 2024 1st, conditional 2024 5th.
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#Pens
lines:
Guentzel--Crosby--Rust
Nylander--Malkin--Rakell
Heinen--Poehling--Granlund
O'Connor--Carter--Archibald
D:
Joseph--Letang
Dumouliin--Ruhwedel
Petry rotating with Friedman and Fedun
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-we made it longer than most other teams, this was inevitable
-ads should adhere to a teams color scheme, but I get advertisers want the exact opposite so it stands out
-hospitals needing to advertise is everything wrong with the healthcare industry distilled into a jersey patch
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Dubas, were sliding into your main squeeze's dms. Please overreact about it
Hearing that the Devils have sought and received permission to speak with Sheldon Keefe
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Guy we trade for averages 5 minutes toi? Wonder where that ice times gonna come from
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#NJDevils
lineup v. CHI:
Toffoli – Mercer – Meier
Palat – McLeod – Bratt
Willman – Haula – Lazar
Holtz – Tierney – Bastian
Siegenthaler – Hamilton
Bahl – Marino
Smith – Hughes
Vanecek starting in goal.
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Me all off-season: devs will probably be leaky on d and give up a lot, but we can out score it, it's fine
Me living it:
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The only conceivable reason we're still running 11/7
Nico Hischier is taking his first reps during line drills at practice. He’s got Willman and Bratt on his wings.
Meier, Palat, Haula and Nosek all absent from practice.
Here’s how
#NJDevils
are doing this with so many absences:
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Opened my new
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record and thought, "wait, they're not a 4 piece band?" for way too long
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I know he's just answering the prompt, but it's insanely funny to imagine the ending of the graduate as them thinking the other is the thing
The Thing. Is one of them The Thing? Are they both The Thing? Are neither of them The Thing? It doesn't matter, they'd rather die in the cold together than trust one another to move forward
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How I imagine the day to day life of those who chanted sorry Lindy after 2 games and are now praising Smith after 2 games
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Don't see Andreas Johnsson on the ice for warmups Wednesday after taking a maintenance day Tuesday.
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Wife and I just saw a bald eagle. She marveled in awe at the beautiful creature. I told it to go fuck itself GO BIG BLUE
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I'd like to see cheapshots thrown now that we've got MacDermid!
*Rempe throws cheapshots*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless, the pp will make them pay!
*The world's most dickless pp flounders about for 5 minutes*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless
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