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I'll be posting atleast one song each day(alphabetically),for the 30 days of April under this tweet.
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Wacha nikunywe chai alafu nimtext ati "I'm so drunk right now😭I miss us"
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Ati "huwa nachotewa tu home"😭
Kwani hio gunia haina jina
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Sijui nitatoa wapi one million ya kuattend hizo events za Nairobi from Sep to Dec but we will be there.
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Unadhani username ni kali kumbe anaomba usaidizi indirectly juu hana za tissue 😭
Check on your friends
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Guys guyyysss,it's my first time doing this...how do I file nil returns?(I'm excited to help build the nation)
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490 ya KFC Streetwise 2✅
1000 ya Uber✅
Fully charged iPhone 14 pro max+power bank✅
Ready for Tuesday
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Hawa wananishow ati we need like 40k each for Summertides na nimefika 250 bob kwa kusave😂😂😂😂😂
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Sisi wa bra moja hatuezi jaribu hii mchezo😭
Charisma was out there collecting bras like Infinity Stones 🤭🤭😂😭…
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Naeza tamani kujua huyo Luqman....in my imagination he's a fine calm man with cornrows, Adam's apple,5'8 and above and smells nice
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Me hata sitaki kucheka juu nilitumiwa 1 bob siku ya birthday 😂😂😂😂
Nikikumbuka 14th feb my ex told me nichague katikati ya bhajia na maua😭😭😭(mind you I had bought him presents)
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When you arrive at the gate keeping competition and you find that your opponent is an online writer
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😭Alafu kuna sisi wa "aki sijatoka kwa nyumba wiki mzima,sijapiga mapicha"
Ndio maana hatutoboi
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"Parents give you a lecture about fake friends and get scammed by their own siblings"
Well...that escalated quickly 😂
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The older generation making it sound like gen z is a group which was formed this month is crazy business 😂
#RutoMustGo
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999950 napatia my man...50 nanunua credit kumuuliza kama amepata
Ukishika your first million what’s the first move you’ll make?
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Lakini when it comes to dating,heri men who support Chelsea,real lovers those ones
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Chat, let's say your talking stage/partner is going to Diani for summertides and you're not...si it's safer to end the uhusiano ama?
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Someone said "heri nisimame mapenzi ikae" and they were so real for saying that
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Karibu niongeze hey ingine nikakumbuka aliwacha the other 72 on read.
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Mungu baba,ukibariki wengine usinipite
Wasichana wenzangu wanatumiwa pesa ilhali mimi naombwa🧎🏽♀️
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Mnipee maji sasa chai imekua mingi
Wewe unafikiria tumesahau ulichapa mdem kwa hio tattoo shop yako?
Nimekuwa nikikutime sana na opinions zako.
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Mtu anapost tu pombe na amekatalia pesa zako
Hasira inaongezeka omds
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Heeh,I used to remove the smart card
Growing up with siblings, I don't even have to explain what's going on here
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Peddi anaitwa Moses🤣🤣🤣🤣nimeisha wah...living up to his name...burning bush nini nini
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@samistherealest
Mwambie kuna watu hukubully and they forced you to have them vile makarao walikua wanawatafuta
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Ni mwezi gani ndio huwa tunaanza kufanya damage control ya spotify in preparation for the wrapped??
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Oh Eldoret 😩!!We can do better.Tribalism??Mtu wetu???Matching in gumboots with rungus in the name of fighting gen z,bruh
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Mtu mmoja ajitolee tupendane September kabla semester yangu ianze kuchemka
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Ukitoa "you're too broke to know him" na "Muhavi" kwa tweets za oomf unabaki na reposts zake kuhusu Nicki Minaj
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Ngl sijui conversion ya dollars to shillings tangu itoke 100
Sembuse pounds
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Me who's not in any major town/city atm watching people talk about the Java coffee
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"Okane kasegu orera wa sutā
Okane kasegu watashi wa sutā
sutā sutā sutā sutā kirakira
Watashi wa sutā"
Megan🙌🏽🙌🏽
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If someone steals your goat...and you deal with them...
Then another one steals your cow...
You don't give an apology to the goat thief so that you can deal with the cow thief.Unashuka nao wote.
Acheni ufala...pole ni kwa those who lost their loved ones and property
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Niko built hivi
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Kwanza vile umejibebanga
Me hudai,me hudai
Me hupendana,penda
Figa fire yaani dangerous
Me hudai me hudai,me hupendana..penda ah...
Wambulu,luku washa kindukulu
Come tu kejani nikupige maviboko
Shabash🙏🏽
Naskia kupeana hii gari.
The person who Quotes this tweet,writes the most beautiful poem, praising my girlfriend and gets the most likes from the TL will win this Car.
2002 Volkswagen with stock interior.
Competition starts now and ends in 24 hours😁
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Mzazi:Uko poa huko shule?
Me:(more than 10 counties away)Eh, shule iko sawa sana hata nataka kuanza kusoma
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Lakini if you're not ready to be in a relationship achana tu nayo...juu mbona utese mtoto wa wenyewe hadi anageuka kuwa DCI girlie badala ya DIY girlie
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Born to say "weri koda", forced to say "It's okay no problem ,I understand "
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"Nipige picha na nyuma,make sure KC na vitabu zinaonekana but sura yangu isionekane"
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Namna gani huku.Since when did soulmates start blocking each other😨
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First year na 2nd year huko akina juice na snacks hazikuwa zinakosa kwa nyumba.Sikuhizi hata chumvi hakuna
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Maumbile haifai kuwa kwa ick list.Watu hawakujizaa.
Kama hutaki mtu juu let's say ni mfupi.. sioni reason ya kupata ick...like,si uwachane tu naye
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2027 is far 😭
Can't we do this thing quickly quickly?akue thrown out of power?? Constitutionally
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Nimeanza kuamini first term president is possible...as a country, as a generation...WE ARE READY !!!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Suddenly,almost everyone claims that they are autistic. Do y'all really know what autism is?!
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Small small updates 😭I went to a different shop wakasema 380.
Nikasema niko na 200,the sales guy said 350 mwisho....the owner came akasema me ni msichana mzuri nipewe tu na 200.
Aki nimegongwa😭Ama kofia huwa bure???
How much do caps go for???Niliambiwa 350 nikasema niko na 250 na akakubali haraka...had to tell her nitarudi cause I felt nagongwa.
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Kids,as you grow up...you should understand that in the society people aren't the same.
There exists the Haves and the muHave nots
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Avoid,avoid guys who were in Mang'u🧎🏽♀️
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Nyumba yangu imefurika maji
Maji imefika kitandani
Must be the okra
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Nikisema height yangu I'll never beat being misgendered(I'm 6'1🙂)
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Someone should check up on this young man
He might be going through a heartbreak
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Mungu nibariki🙏🏽nimemanifest 2k miezi tatu jamani
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Nimemaliza kuimba host akasema ni poa kutumia sauti Mungu alikupea😭😭😭
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Let's say if you oversleep and wake up at midday or in the afternoon,do you still get your morning boner or you've skipped ya hio siku?
🤡
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Kuna mdem hapa kwa mat ananisaidia kusoma tweets kwa my phone😂😂😂20 min straight,hamnanga shame
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Hio thread unadhani story moja ni hatari then mtu mwingine anarelease mateso pro pro max😂😭
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Kumbe ndio maana roho yangu imekua ikikataa kulipia hizo tickets
I knew it!!I knew something was wrong
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I'd pull ..."yaani hii nyumba mliamua kufuata Wajackoya na hamsemi"
Mzazi ameweka mali, grinder, lighter na rolling papers kwa meza buana sidhani I'll stay here for long
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Tell me you used to send your childhood friends away mkipika chapo without telling me
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