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Alpha consumer, trend seer, and bastion of good taste. Road racing cyclist and runner wannabe. Catholic wife, mom, and grandma - working my way to heaven daily.
Joined July 2012
@FabianaTassone The good men are pursuing women who aren’t vapid narcissists who can contribute to a conversation and be warm, kind, and loving.
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@TribesBritannia Not wanting to be unkind, but MM has shown on Netflix and most media that acting is not her talent. She never appears genuine nor authentic. The Archewell thing also is turning out to not be her talent. The Spotify thing had few listeners. Her input on Spare was…not helpful.
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@sage1411 Lesson learned: when you leave in a huff, slamming a door behind you, and shout disparaging epithets for 3 years to the door about who is behind the door, that door has had its locks changed and is likely to remain shut.
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@DoerflerJared I have 1 still unmarried. 30 and no daughter-in-law in sight. IT geek. Can work remotely. Can run 12 miles with out a warm up. 6’4 ish. Might drag this post out over holiday dinner.
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@TomJChicago Gaunt is an incorrect adjective; he hardly looks thin or missing any meals. Haggard, stressed, worried seem about right. Good to see that his handlers have added a belt buckle and false fly to his pull-ups, though.
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@leonielowell82 Thanks for taking one for the team, reporting on it, letting everyone know that this is yet another dog crap on the sidewalk, to be stepped around - not stepped in. Hulu has been Harkled & Netflix can breathe a sigh of relief that some staff member didn’t have to watch/decline.
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@Mystifeye I thought the whole purpose of Archewell Foundation was “to do good”. I thought that meant do good *for others* not “for ourselves”. 🤷🏼♀️.
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@stellahenworth @JR42845598 I’m guessing MM thought she could make Harry next in line with making him more popular than William. She had a very Hollywood thought process of how she could push her agenda forward. Good thing the late Queen ordered her out of the country when she did.
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@JR42845598 I didn’t bookmark the researched clip from earlier on Twitter, but I fully believe it. H&M asked TLHMTQ if they could create a new role for Harry that would keep him = to William. Armed with the MI6 report on MM, QE2 said No thx & told MM to leave the country. MI6 made it so.
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@TheRHPolls @TamraJudgeOC @BravoTV @Andy Nope! She’s lifestaged out of the show’s premise. I’ve no interest in watching a bitter, entitled woman rage irrationally into assisted living. Move on an recast with women who truly meet the criteria of raising kids, being friends, balancing husbands, will home/work/life.
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@Mystifeye I don’t think she’s hurt the RF at all, although it’s clear that became her goal when she realized she couldn’t make Haz “Next” nor herself a “HRH Princess”. If a Scobie book does go out, watch her negative rating hit Titanic level negatives. 🤞Parliament moves to remove titles.
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#MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight .Anyone else LOL that Mitch is some sort of “Environmental Expert” and his apartment is basically a science experiment on how to foster bacteria and fungus?.
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@kirstiealley I notice that the Biden supporters go straight to ad hominem attacks on you, Kirstie, rather than factually providing listings of his competence and good results. 🙄🤷🏼♀️.
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@bennyjohnson Sure, why not? After “cleanup on Aisle Vatican”, I’m sure his Secret Service ppl insisted on “back up”, so to speak….🤷🏼♀️.
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@Mystifeye Hopefully WME has realized these two are going to be impossible to believably represent in a positive light. We will likely see an announcement soon that the Harkles and WME have jointly agreed to separate. The spectacular luminosity of the Harkles needed more than WME. 😉🤣.
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@Mystifeye Diana would have guided Harry through adolescence such that he would not have needed to settle for a d-list actress. A Chelsy/Kate caliber of woman would have stayed in the picture for a balanced Harry. My 2 ¢.
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@PageSix Umm, I never share lip glosses with my adult friends or sister or SILs. I can’t even imagine asking my SILs to let me use their lipglosses. It just not done in adulthood.🤷🏼♀️.
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@MrMrsHenryWales And I think every piece of nasty and disgusting mess from the MI6 report will find its way to leak into the public sphere if a book happens. QE2 made eye contact with every person she spoke with. Except for ….post MI6 report.
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Meghan Markle Thought Marrying Into the Monarchy Would Make Her the World's 'Most Famous Woman'. Welp, I guess goal achieved, just not in a good way. Infamy/Infamous is not exactly a good synonym for famous…. #MeghanMarkleExposed
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@hrrysgreysuit Meghan, hun, give it a rest. @WM_ent, also give it a rest. We need about a 5 year break from her nonsense to get anywhere close to being interested again.
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Making sure the Harkles see this and take note for their “brand”.🙄. And wearing silly shorts suits and suede high heels that > 6 mos rent for some of their fans ain’t burnishing the “brand” either. (Tip: don’t expense that mess to Archewell.🙄).#HarryAndMeghanAreFinished.
One a future King, the other… well, I’ll let you decide:. One lounges in luxury, envious of his own kin - exploiting their personal lives for profit. The other rises early to fulfill his responsibilities for the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth - without complaint, without
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@RNN_RoyalNews I’m guessing we will hear who called in a favor or paid for this to distract from the embarrassment of a 12 min visit, and give the impression that Haz was too busy but still managed to squeeze in the King of England. Will be interesting to learn who paid/gave what. ,,.
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@boxmontessori They will never get an apartment in KP. KP is the official home of the Wales family, and the ugly comments from the Harkles clearly are 🚩 for risks. They chose to leave. Stay at a hotel like anybody else when they come to visit/moan/complain. There’s an affordable Hilton London.
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#MeghanAndHarryAreFinished. I’m guessing today they are realizing the protection and courtesy that was extended to the Queen to not publish Meghan’s stuff is kinda over? Yikes on what’s been shown just on Twitter. I’m kinda sorry about MM’s lack of judgement & discernment.
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@JenCarsonTaylor I loved the Wales for that, too. Taking the high road and doing the right thing, because that is what people needed and is what the Queen would have done and wanted. To watch Catherine lead and be strong was powerful.
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@LouLouLa10 We smelled that coming when this was first announced. I’m guessing MM has made the rounds looking for an off the shoulder navy velvet dress and has been practicing twirls daily.
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@Madaza41 @kirstiealley Mark, pretend Twitter is a cocktail party you are mingling at. With your Boss. And your most important customer. You would most likely stop and listen to a few people who were talking, then just simply move on to the next convo if you didn’t like what you heard. Do that. 👮🏼.
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@BowTiedKong Personally, as a retired woman, with 6 grandchildren, I do keep in contact with several retired former bosses who chose not to have children. They seem quite remorseful now as they are widows or never married. I try to engage as frequently as I can, but don’t discuss kids.
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@RealitySteve Girl, you dodged a bullet. Or a sinking anchor. Count your lucky stars you are free of that!.
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@CeeBee_CeeBee Omid Scobie is not a “royal biographer”. He is most likely paid writer for Meghan Markle. I’m anticipating things to go even worse for the Harkles than the aftermath of the Waaagh release. This will make that like a seat at the Met Gala. This - there will be no coming back.
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@fleissmeister Lemme guess: Clayton has decided that since he has displayed such a deficit in discernment and in good taste, and that since he has been “intimate” with a few of the contestants, he’s withdrawing since even he recognizes he’s not a prize. 🤷🏼♀️.#TheBachelor.
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@Canellelabelle @BetterUp - what an outstanding model you have selected as your Chief Impact Officer. The folks who lost jobs so that you could pay him $1M are surely now seeing the wisdom of that selection.
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@JebraFaushay Truly Lizzo spends a lot of time contemplating her lyrics to be uplifting and empowering. She is truly a genius lyricist who cares about bringing depth and hope to her audiences.
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@Mystifeye I personally think having her paid attendant film her walk with her bodyguard this morning was an unwise move.
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@MeghansMole Had 4 kids, was a ballet dancer. Briefly modeled. Tall with ample room for babies in utero. IOW, great balance and fitness. No way could I have squatted nor stood back up unassisted while pregnant. Or without passing gas, loudly.
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@Bethenny @BravoTV @Andy Hope you are monitoring #RHONY. No one wants to watch drunk @SonjatMorgan, @DorindaMedley, @ramonasinger. Dorinda’s workplace bullying of Tinsley is cause for termination. The 3 are scared to be single to face the future and need time off tv to get therapy.
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@Canellelabelle I respect Dior for how they squelched this false PR spiff. No complaints. No explanations. Just released the list. Well played, Dior. QEII would be proud.
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@brittanygadoury I thought Harry stamped his feet to “serve”, and due to his low intellect and high ADHD, HMTQ, allowed him to “serve” by being sequestered in a cabin miles away playing a war video game. Other troops were cycled in/out to give Haz a sense of comrades. Is that incorrect?.
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@storiesbyjemay Unfortunately, they have burned bridges in their attempt at destroying the Monarchy. (My guess: Meghan’s thought process was, “If Harry can’t be next, no one will.”) KC needs to remove the Sussex title and the LoS stuff. They need to choose a last name, foster a real life.
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@RoccoHowat1 My guess:.H: how ya doin Pa?.KC: Well turns out I have….H: Sorry to cut you off, Pa, but things aren’t going so well for me & Ma, I mean Megs, & we need heaps of dosh just to get thru this month….QC: Sorry to cut you off, H, but we just got a ping to move to our heli. Bye now.
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@MAFSLifetime I would have hoped she would have at least prioritized her professional reputation as a realtor during filming. I can’t imagine anyone using her services now. I’d be too scared to use her as my realtor - either buying or selling….
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@jerseydeanne Broke? Recognized that the RF connection was their only currency? Loneliness since no one in Hollywood wants anything to do with them? That they are atleast minimally aware that their Archewell grift was failing? That they realized the kid thing was causing too much doubt?.
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@SiggyStardust80 My guess is she didn’t realize back then that the RF security service had already vetted out her soft porn, escort and other “experiences” and that Wills was well informed about her unique background. Even if he’d been single, there’s no way he’d tap in to that.
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@AvidGardener8 I think it’s more likely that MM is forcing Harry to beg for an invite. Doubt he’s getting through to anyone closer than the receptionist to the 4th assistant to the 3rd attendant to the King.
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@SabirahLohn I’m curious to learn more from Mr. Scobie’s genuine POV. Why he agreed to collaborate on this, why he was willing to give up his reputation, credibility, future earnings potential? What was his backup plan if this went awry as opposed to celebrated. Did he anticipate this at all?.
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@sage1411 Standard MM pose: shoulders pressed down, head slightly tilted down and neck stretched to visually elongate her neck. And somehow, she magically managed to make eye contact with the camera. Huh. Amazing coincidence. Again.
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@MAFSLifetime Favorite? Seeing Jephte and Shawniece as a successful couple and Mindy and Steve together. Least favorite? Watching Lindsay display how completely obtuse she is about every social skill possible. Mean, dismissive, and arrogant. Painful to watch.
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@MAFSLifetime Hopefully, Jacob is able to use this miserable experience and find an appreciative, genuine woman who doesn’t base her judgements of ‘worth’ on men’s fashion styling. Haley can sit around alone and feel smug that she never ‘settled’. As she smirks at her cat alone at 95….
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@CeeBee_CeeBee About the last thing HRH PW needs is Harry running around with hidden mics pretending to care or have anything helpful to do. He shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Wales children, and allow William and Catherine to recover in peace and without worry about his malfeasance.
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@BillyDouglass7 The money shot is when Kate notices and clearly steps in front of the Harkles, as per protocol, and Harry’s gloved hand seems to restrain Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. 😊😉.
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@RHOGossip @vgunvalson @braunwyn I hope to never ‘imitate’ nor consider as a ‘role model’ anyone who ‘emanates’ so much meanness, bitterness, resentment, and lack of self control.
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@CarmenInUSA And the Queen was giving her discreet signal to the aids to “get me out of this”. Seriously, have you ever seen the Queen look more uncomfortable?.
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@RHOGossip @vgunvalson Right. The show scripted her to expose her Spanx while shrieking the F-word at a cameraman. Got it. 🙄At 57, others can “push” her into losing all dignity and composure and into acting like a toddler who skipped her nap. Got it. And we viewers miswatched/misheard anyway. 🙄.
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@DoctorViviana @MAFSLifetime @KineticContent @lifetimetv @lifetimetvpr Are you three as disgusted by Alyssa Ellman as the audience is?.
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@Mystifeye Had she just gone, dressed appropriately, graciously smiled and curtsied, stayed out of the limelight, this could have a first step towards redeeming her “brand”.
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@BravoSuperFan @vgunvalson @BravoTV @Andy I have always found her to be unpleasant to watch. Mean, entitled, shrill, and petty. I try to give her the benefit of the doubt because I think she’s insecure. EOD, she’s a detriment and not an asset to the franchise.
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@90DayCray Instead of telling her to confront the ex about her vaginal odor, how about taking her to a doctor and assisting her in the after care. And encouraging her to be discreet about this…. .
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@GregorisFr It’s a pastoral blessing, not a sacramental blessing. Just like when a priest has a holiday event to bless ppl’s Thanksgiving food, it’s not changing that food into the Eucharist. It’s not meant to infer that they are sacramentally nor legally married.
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@QueenQuokka22 Well done! And we all enjoyed seeing your tight grips on the mic, and sir, your composed chuckle at Haz’s suggestion to let MM speak was priceless.
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@TheRHPolls @BrandiGlanville No. Just plain no. Brandi seems to spend her time angry and looking backwards. Zero growth nor making any attempts to grow or gain achievements or skills. No thank you to seeing someone stagnant and simultaneously being cruel to others. Hard pass.
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@Bethenny Seriously, get a curl serum and apply after towel drying and the first comb through. Then, use the diffuser on your hair dryer while you scrunch your waves. Finish with a great hairspray and you’ll love your hair!
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@Canellelabelle Wills isn’t out for a payday and/or press. Certain other people are looking for money and to constantly be in the news.
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@TheFabBookLover Agree. She is at the age where a chic bob would look great on her. Also, being short can be her signature style instead of trying to compete with PoW or Diana. Sheath dresses, short sleeve v neck T-shirt dresses, long single breasted jacket toppers. She’d look elegant.
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@LairdOfTheManor New idea: a new episode of Archetypes titled, “The Dumb Farmer”. The Harkles interview various farmers who all talk way above those two’s IQ levels and the camera shows the Harkles staring blankly while mouth breathing. Priceless. #DumbPrinceAndHisStupidWife.
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@jerseydeanne Looking forward to the release. At least it will put a fork in the endless, “oohh, we have a story to tell”, it will firmly slam the door, lift the drawbridge, and throw away the iron fence gate on a return. Both sides can move forward on living their best lives independently.
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@Mystifeye My guess is that the about to be exposed Archewell Foundation shell game is expediting the Karma….
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@TheFabBookLover On the bright side for Harry, apparently only 12 or less people showed up to listen to their presentation, so there’s that I guess.🤷🏼♀️.
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@Oceansussex @KensingtonRoyal @RoyalFamily @UKParliament I’m guessing time to fish or cut bait is quickly approaching. The random driving with no place to go by a certain grinning middle aged woman who is feeling the door to opportunities closing is probably a signal of worse news coming.
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@storiesbyjemay The judge is correct to decide on evidence presented during the trial. Harry’s team appeals and then the defense has a chance to question and defend at the next step. Harry’s trying to be treated above the law and without due process. 🙄.
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@AllexmarieHoll1 @RoyalFamily Agree completely. KC was raised by the most wonderful Queen, and I think he’ll follow her lead and keep them away.
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#MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight.Who else remembers this idiot, Matt Gwynn? He’d be perfect for Alyssa Ellman.
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@DailyStuffMag Boomer here; never heard about any of that crap. Unlike what Gen Z proclaims as silly:.I wash my sheets weekly & (gasp), use a top sheet. I make our bed every morning. (Try not 2 pass out, Zrs.).I don’t make a TikTok about every slight or inconvenience I experience (imagine 🙄).
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@Pamela_Yap The three Wise Men travel around the house until Epiphany. Today they are on the kitchen island.
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@boxmontessori Good. So they won’t mind a bit when the titles, including for the kids, are finally removed. Brand Sussex can be replaced with….who cares!!!.
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@hrrysgreysuit How about we all agree to not watch the Heart of Invictus thing on Netflix. Not watching will not hurt the veterans but will help Netflix to “mutually agree” to separate, “while being proud of” the work they did together 🙄. Sooner rather than having to drag it out to 2025.
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@TwittahFingerz Agree!👍🏼👏.@TLC - take note: Steven and especially Angela Deem are making your network crappy and cheap. You’re losing the audience most advertisers seek to reach.
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Out of curiosity, does Kody actually think his confessional time on camera makes him seem heroic and inspire sympathy, or does he realize he comes across as the tool he really is? #sisterwives.
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@MurkyMegPodcast And not a friend in sight. Chalk this up to a merching opportunity and trying to pretend relevancy.
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@betchelorpod My theory: they needed a guy ready 2 do production immediately & 2 use up the already vetted supply of vapid, unremarkable , size 2, IG influencer wannabes. ABC has now learned that a smart, savvy, stunning woman is superior. Rodney is a real man & most likely 2B next Bach after.
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