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Big Gas are oppressors, so let your flatulence free Diarrhea Druid, Shit Shaman, Pontifex of Poo, Doodoo Don Pfp by @teddyleonieart

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1 year

I implore you to follow me

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2 years

@bb_apes How about "sex and romance associate"

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5 months

@sissyboiqt I wish I still did that now I need to watch hard-core porn for 5 hours before I can get an erection

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9 months

@grogemcf That's a quebec license plate and that means "late" in French and isn't used as a slur or used historically to describe mental/learning deficiencies

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5 months

@petercoffin Did you pretend to be your own gf

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2 years

@BonnieElephant Nice

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10 months

@Nicaskitt taking powerful laxatives and powerful anti-diarrheal drugs at the same time resulting in a timeline paradox causing death

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7 months

@GeebMinister Wiping is a liberal myth

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2 years

@Living_J0ke Being productive for 4.5 minutes

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1 year

BMI says I'm overweight. Fuck that shit. 210lbs 6'2"

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@KFartx

10 months

Me: do you have diarrhea? My gf:

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1 year

Hello 👋 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Diarrhea

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3 months

What goes on here?

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2 years

@Sammi_Sativa Not sleeping in the same place every night

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9 months

I found some bitcoin I think

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11 months

D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A D I A R R H E A DIARRHEA

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8 months

I just got in trouble for diarrheaing all over a police officer

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2 years

@PhyllisKDick @vir1dian @ANerdInFlint @Variety People are leaving their jobs and that's proof they're lazy but if your job doesn't treat you well you should leave..... Which one is it? This is what you call double think

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2 years

@MyReplika

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2 years

@sammajammaz I am both intelligent and know a lot of facts but I don't feign expertise I don't have. I am an expert on Diarrhea and cum. Nothing else.

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2 years

@thatdweebo I tried a tiny amount of meth on shrooms and it was amazing and so I picked up $40 worth and did it for 2 days and did not have the same experience and dumped the rest in the toilet and never thought of doing it again

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2 years

@baysueb Penis from a guy with balls

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1 year

Newcomer? No, I'm an

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2 years

Check this cake

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2 years

Glock Pornis

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4 months

I'm unemployed

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3 years

@Justcallme_dae @cometolundon_ The fuck is wrong with you is this a joke

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6 months

Inside you are two dicks

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2 years

@TransformedMe @DanPriceSeattle @Variety I don't even buy that she works hard based on her whiney entitled personality exposed on her reality show. She's like a 40 yo with the temperament of a 13 yo.

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9 months

@benjychamp @adequatelyjed Fart infused vape sign me up

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@KFartx

3 months

Forget the clit I can't find the vagina

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@KFartx

3 months

Pixar villain lookin ass

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3 months

Can I make it any clearer?

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1 year

ACAB includes Deedee Mega Doo Doo, unfortunately

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3 years

Yeah, I read theory

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@KFartx

2 years

Tried out my buddy's bidet it's definitely a game changer

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@KFartx

3 months

Finally someone said it

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2 years

Chalk Pornis

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@KFartx

6 months

I got kicked out of great wolf lodge for pooping in the toilet slide fucking bullshit

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@KFartx

8 months

I'm pregnant with the double diarrhea

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@KFartx

1 year

Making giant turd for dinner.. please clap

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1 year

Don Lemon

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3 months

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@KFartx

3 months

I have a tweet with 1 billion likes but it goes to another school

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2 years

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2 years

The funniest word is behooves like what are you a fucking horse?

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1 year

Every Booobbbyy (yeah yeah)🎶🎵 Rock your Boooobbyy (yeah yeah)🎶🎵

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6 months

I LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER

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4 months

I am once again at the gym in the middle of the night

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2 years

@TransformedMe @DanPriceSeattle @Variety Having someone do your makeup for 2 hours so you can be a socialite isn't "hard work"

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@KFartx

2 months

I, too, love having to unbuckle my belt, looking like a pervert and fumbling clumsily for several seconds just to spill a bunch of beer on my shirt and pants

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2 months

how to open a beer w ur belt buckle:

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17 days

I got it and built it

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26 days

Going to buy this because I need more storage in my 500sqft apartment and my gf is disabled and it's easier for her to sit when putting on shoes.. what do we think?

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4 months

Just found out that I have a literal trust fund

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3 years

@Justcallme_dae @cometolundon_ Paper fucking plates

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7 months

Christmas dinner for 1

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@KFartx

4 months

It means this woman holds in her shit a lot and takes big dumps

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4 months

Fellas, thoughts on stretch marks?

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7 months

@CornSh4rk @g_abe0 there are Nazis in Ukraine but by all accounts I've seen, similar antisemitism/racism is about twice as prevalent in Russia. They're not being fighting because there's some righteous desire to eradicate the Nazis, it's something else entirely.

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@KFartx

8 months

This is where I tweet from

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@KFartx

3 months

Gym Membership everyone

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4 months

I'm built like this btw

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2 years

This shit hurts

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1 year

@chillextremist I once went to a barber shop and they were serving free beer and hotdogs

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3 years

@mny_mrk @Breaking911 You lost the plot pal

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@KFartx

9 months

FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART! FART!

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@KFartx

8 months

this is where I tweet from

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@KFartx

1 year

There is no expressing how delicious this sandwich is

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@KFartx

3 years

@penandjen Yes and we get money from the skin Fairy

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@KFartx

2 years

@GoddammitBaz Ramen soups.. but like not just Mr noodles.. the works with green onion and a fried egg

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@KFartx

3 years

Pee into mason jars at various degrees of hydration and place them in a aesthetically pleasing color gradient on your fireplace mantle

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@KFartx

2 years

No beans, hammers are $500

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@KFartx

4 months

Yeah.. gay lovers

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@KFartx

3 months

My penis is like a clit in the sense that nobody can find it

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@KFartx

6 months

Guys will see this and think "hell yeah"

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@KFartx

3 months

I'm 107 years old

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@KFartx

2 years

Anti-capitalism? Tell me, is there an Unky-Capitalism?

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1 year

@The8BitIdiot Small penis allegations

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2 years

Telling my kids this was white boy summer

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3 months

I am weird for liking Audioslave? Like a Stone goes hard

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@KFartx

2 years

@ElyKreimendahl I'm 6'2" and I have to remind myself that I am above average height. But don't tell me the only thing reminding you you're short is tall people... And not the fact you can't reach the middle or top shelf of the cupboard without a foot stool

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@KFartx

4 months

Can I say something

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4 months

this burrito is a hog (warm leather & amber candle for scale)

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3 months

If you buy a Cyber Truck they fly you out to the factory to suck Elon's dick

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@KFartx

8 months

Diarrhea! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Diarrhea!

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6 months

I didn't know I have 488 haters