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NATURAL BORN LEADER. ROMANCE AUTHORITY. I WILL BE USING THE, AND THIS MAY BE UNFAMILIAR TO YOU, ‘BLOCK BUTTON’ CEREMONIOUSLY.
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WHO CAME UP WITH THIS LOGO ARRANGEMENT IM SEEING? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAD ONE JOB. THESE COUTURIERS THAT WERE SOMEHOW ALLOWED TO TAKE THE WHEEL WOULD STILL LACK CREATIVITY, CLARITY, AND MERIT IF THEY SNIFFTRIANGLED INTO IT.
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I WILL SAY, IT IS VERY WELL-DONE ART. ALTHOUGH I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY MY OWN OVERALL MINUSCULE AURA IN THIS IMAGE, I DO THINK YOUR ART HAS GREAT POTENTIAL TO MAKE ME LOOK EXEMPLARY.
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WHY NOT? THAT’S JUST HOW I SMILE. IF YOU THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK SMUG AND UNDERHANDED, IT’S SIMPLY A SMILES EFFECT.
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I MADE A NEW ATTEMPT. EXEMPLARY, YET? ART ISN’T MY FORTE.
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I JUST. I DON’T SEE THE IDEA BEHIND THIS! THIS IS CLEARLY A REDROM SOLICITATION WHICH I HAVE EXPLICITLY STATED I AM NOT, AND NEVER, LOOKING FOR IN ERIDAN AMPORA OUT OF ALL TROLLS. IMPUDENT SUBMISSION DISREGARDED.
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YOU DESIRE THE RED QUADRANT WITH THEM. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS AFFIRMING THEM; “I’M FLUSHED FOR YOU”. “I HAVE RED FEELINGS FOR YOU”. “IS YOUR RED QUADRANT OPEN”.
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I’VE FOUND I’M APPROACHING 300 WATCHING MY ACCOUNT CLOSELY.
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WELL HERE'S A PROMINENT NEWSFLASH, FUCKHEAD, ALL OF THE QUADRANTS INVOLVE MATING FONDNESS! IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DESIRING, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU MAY BE, STRAY AWAY FROM *MY* QUADRANTS BECAUSE THAT'S NOT ALL I'M LOOKING FOR IN A PERSON! THERE IS MUCH MORE TO ROMANCE THAN PAILING.
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I HAVE TO SAY, I’M VERY IMPRESSED BY YOUR COMING ARTPIECES. REALLY. SWEEPS AGO, I WOULDN’T HAVE EXPECTED TO BE DEPICTED IN SUCH A WAY.
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TROLL DAN MANDEL FROM TROLL DAN VS.?! I HAVE A FUCKING SQUISHLUMP OR TWO TO PICK WITH HIM! I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ANIMATED CHARACTER MORE INFURIATING IN MY LIFE! HE BLATANTLY DISREGARDS OTHER PEOPLE’S FEELINGS, LACKS HYGIENE, AND IS OVERALL A HUGE BULGESUCKER OF A PROTAGONIST!
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I’VE JUST REREAD THIS MESSAGE ABOUT 7 TIMES, AND SAT THERE FLABBERGASTED AT MY CRABTOP. AND THE WORST PART? PARTIALLY, THIS SOUNDS PRINCIPALLY BADASS! SOMETHING STRAIGHT OUT OF AN ACTION MOVIE! THE LIES YOU FEED ME GO STRAIGHT TO MY SKULL LIKE A MEDICAMENT. TELL ME MORE.
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WHY ARE PEOPLE ON THIS PLATFORM, COINCIDENTALLY, ALL IN MY FRIEND GROUP, REFERRED TO AS “PARODIES”? I, QUITE FRANKLY, THINK THAT’S A VERY GLUSTGORANT THING TO SAY ABOUT SOMEONE. IMAGINE IF I WALKED UP TO YOU, WITH FULL DECENCY, AND SAID YOU WHERE A PARODY OF YOURSELF. RIDICULOUS.
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HELLO, NEPETA. I HAVE TO ADMIT, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU ON THIS BULGEDODDLER OF A WEBSITE YET.
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THIS IS NOT HOW JOHN TYPES. NEVER HAS BEEN, AND NEVER WILL BE. FRAMING ATTEMPT DISREGARDED.
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THAT WAS SURELY A LONG BREAK. COMPARED TO MY USUAL ONES, ANYWAYS. I’VE BEEN ADOPTING NEW HOBBIES.
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I GUESS THERES NOT MUCH TO SAY ALL IN ONE SCROLLNIB. HE CAN BE A MAJOR BULGEGROBBLER, AND, I MEAN IT, SERIOUSLY AN ASSHOLE. BUT THROUGHOUT, I HAVE GROWN SOMEWHAT PREMATURELY FOND OF HIM THESE PAST SWEEPS. I HAVE NO OBJECTIONS TO THE WAY THINGS ARE.
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I’M GOING ON A HUMAN “MOVIE MARATHON”, OF SORTS, ALONG WITH DAVE; UPON MY SUBTLE REQUEST. I’D HEAVILY ENJOY RECOMMENDATIONS.
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AN ATTEMPT AT KINDNESS VIA A FRANKLY DISTURBING DISPLAY OF ME AS A MEOWBEAST, JUDGING BY THE SMELLSTRINGS. OTHER THEN THAT, I DO ENJOY THE ART.
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I DIDN’T REMEMBER KANKRI BEING A BLATANT LIAR. THAT’S LIKE A MEOWBEAST BARKING. SERIOUSLY, IS ANYTHING NORMAL ANYMORE?!
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I’M NOT AGAINST THE IDEA. BURY THE FUCKING THRESHER, RIGHT? MEETING NEW TROLLS IS ALWAYS AN INTERESTING EXERCISE.
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WHILE I AM GLAD YOU HAVE SUCH A POSITIVE OPINION ON MY OLD WORK, I COULD DO BETTER. CLEARLY! DO YOU KNOW A QUARTER OF THE CRITICISM I RECEIVED?!
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AGAIN, CAN ANYONE READ TO ME WHAT THIS INDIVIDUAL SO ELEGANTLY WROTE IN THE CORNER HALF, THERE?
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OH MY FUCK. OH. MY. FUCK!
NOT ONLY AM I CONFUSED, I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE MOTIVE. I CAN’T PERSONALLY SEE ME AND EQUIUS HAVING TENSION OF ANY SORT, BUT LET’S TAKE A DIVE HERE! WHY!
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WILL SOMEONE *PLEASE* JUST GIVE ME THE GRACE OF ARGUMENT AGAINST ‘GAY’?! WHY IS THAT EVEN A CONCEPT! IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! IN YOUR PUNY HUMAN SPONGE, SURE, ARGUE THAT! I CAN’T CARE ANYMORE!
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I’VE INSPECTED THERE IS A MOUTHSAUSAGE MARK ON MY FORESPONGE IN THIS PHOTO. I TRIED TO DO FURTHER RESEARCH, BUT THE SEARCH ENGINE DIDN’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ME. I’LL TAKE IT AS A PLIABLE COMPLIMENT.
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NAME ONE CHARACTERISTIC YOU’D PREFER ABOUT MY TEETH OVER ANY OTHER TROLL’S TEETH.
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AS POINTLESS AS THE SENTIMENT IS, I’M NOT THE BEST ARTIST. FOR THE SAKE OF IT, I’VE MADE A VERY CRUDE ATTEMPT.
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I’M NOT AMUSED BY YOUR DEPICTIONS OF ME. FRANKLY, THERE IS NO REALITY WHERE I GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS.
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// Gonna delete this in like 10 minutes because it’s ooc but that’s so sweet ♥️ Thank you
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I WILL BE HAPPY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, MY BEIGE MAYORAL ACQUAINTANCE. THERE ARE GREAT OPTIONS, THOUGH I MOSTLY RECOMMEND “A SPONGEBLOWING NOVELLA THROUGH TWO HIGHBLOOD TROLLS VACILLATING QUADRANTS. IT BEGINS WITH RED, AND AFTER A PERILOUS JOURNEY, THEY RETURN TO RED.” BEAUTIFUL.
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WHAT?
FUCK THIS ASSHOLE WEBSITE. *FUCK* *THIS* *ASSHOLE* *WEBSITE!* I’M GOING TO BED, NOW! BYE BYE, ASSHOLES! YOU CANT CATCH ME IN SLEEP LAND!
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APOLOGIES FOR MY ABSENCE. I HAVE BEEN SPENDING MY LEISURELY TIME POORLY, ONCE MORE.
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THERE WAS MUCH MORE EFFORT PUT INTO THIS HUMAN MEMORABILIA THAN NECESSARY; I’M SURE DAVE WOULD GET A LEGSWIPE OUT OF THIS ONE. MUCH OBLIGED.
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THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST DISHEARTENING WAYS TO DISPLAY ME I HAVE SEEN. I WON’T THANK YOU; I WILL MERELY ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
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FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME! NO, I DO NOT PERSONALLY ENJOY MY CHEMICAL QUADRANTS!
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ANOTHER ME, UNUSUALLY CHEERY. HAVE YOU ALL CONSIDERED THAT MAY BE HOW I LOOK? WHEN I’M SENT MESSAGES I ENJOY RESPONDING TO? KEEP IT IN SPONGE.
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I’M ATTEMPTING TO YELL, BUT THE WORDS REFUSE TO TUMBLE OUT OF MY NIMBLE LIPS! IF I WAS SCULPTED IN SUCH A WAY, I’D HAVE ISSUES SITTING! TRULY, WAY TO BOGGLE MY SPONGE!
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A PHOTO OPERATION TAKEN A SWEEP OR SO AGO I AM WILLING TO SHARE THROUGH A HUMOROUS LENS. NOT ALL OF US WERE COMPOSED FOR A PICTURE, EVIDENTLY.
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HELLO? IS THAT YOUR HANDLE? I DON’T DO PROMOTING, YOU KNOW.
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I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED ABOUT THE CUTESY MANNER YOU HAVE POTRAYED ME. DO I LOOK LIKE A WRIGGLER DUCKING ON A NIBGADGET TO YOU? HELLO, NEVERTHELESS.
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WHAT? YOU THINK I’D FALL FOR A FAKE THAT EASILY?! DAVE TYPES IN MY OPPOSITE CASE. YOU SEE, THE “I” IS UPPERCASE. I’M NOT SPONGESORE!
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FOR ONE, YOU DON’T LOOK THE BEST OF YOUR APPEARANCES IN THIS IMAGE. I, FOR ONE, WAS IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS. WHO SEEMS MORE HUMBLE, HERE? I CAN’T BELIEVE I USED TO CONSIDER THIS HORNRUBBING IDIOT A MOIRAIL!
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CAN ANYONE READ ME BACK ON WHAT THE TEXT SAYS? TOO SMALL. LOOKS LIKE A MOCKING PORTRAYAL, THOUGH. MAYBE DON’T TELL ME.
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TRUST ME; GO FOR IT, AND ASK. IF THEY TRULY WOULD LIKE TO RESIDE WITHIN YOUR PALE QUADRANT, THEY WON’T HAVE MUCH HESITATION TO ACCEPT. IF THEY DENY, THEN THEY DIDN’T BELONG IN THE FIRST PLACE. REALLY, IT’S A SIMPLE PROCESS.
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I’VE GROWN TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN PAIRINGS OF PEOPLE AKIN TO ME. I, MYSELF, COULD BE CONSIDERED A FAN OF SOME FICTIONAL PAIRINGS. I JUST. I’D LIKE EXPLANATIONS!
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THANK YOU, JADE. THIS IS A POSITIVE CONTRAST. UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS UNBELIEVABLY IMPOSSIBLE TO RECEIVE A SQUEEZEGASH SOMEONE VIA A CRABTOP.
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REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY AND YOUR QUADRANT INTENTION BEFORE SENDING THESE THINGS, PEOPLE! THAT’S NOT HOW ROMANCE WORKS! YOU CAN’T ASK RIGHT OFF THE GUSTKASHER!
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HELLO, TEREZI. YOUR ART IS AS CRUDE AS EVER. IT’S A LIKABLE ASPECT.
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THIS IS STRETCHING IT AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! IT’S NOT MY FAULT I HAPPEN TO BE LESS FORTUNATE IN MY BODILY HEIGHT THAN OTHERS! WHEN YOU’RE BLESSED WITH SUCH A SHITTY CASTE, YOU’RE KIND OF FORCED INTO IT. FUCK!
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HERE’S A QUITE FRANK STATUS UPDATE: I’M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHERE I AM.
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FINE!!! JEGUS FUCK, I’LL STOP SMILING AS ASTUTELY OFTEN! YOU ALL KNOW MY CLAIMS ABOUT THIS DAN, YOU’RE JUST SAYING THIS AS A BOUNDLESS INSULT!
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HELLO, ALL. I HAVE A LOT TO SHARE; BUT I WON’T TALKGASH ABOUT THAT JUST YET.
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IF THIS WAS TRULY MEANT TO BE ME, IT’S SOUNDING MORE LIKE KANKRI.
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GAMZEE IS DEAD????????????????????
HOW ARE YOU GONNA ASK ME THESE THINGS WITHOUT FLUCTUATION? WHICH GAMZEE? HOW? WHAT?
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ITS ABOUT TIME I SLEEP, BEFORE I GET IN OVER MY SPONGE. I WILL RESPOND TO YOUR STATEMENTS IN THE MORNING. GOOD NIGHT.
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THEY’RE OFF-PUTTING. I CAN GIVE YOU THIS, THOUGH, INTRIGUING.
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ALL OF YOUR PRYING INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE WON’T BE REWARDING. TRUST ME.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I CAN’T SEE ANY FUCKNUBBING REASON WHY HE’D NEED BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY. I HAVE NOT MUCH OF AN IDEA HOW HIS ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE IS PERCEIVED, BUT I’M GOING TO GUESS HE DOESN’T NEED A SPHERENUMBING. IF HE DID, I WOULD HAVE NO OBJECTIONS. INACCURATE.
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY SEEM TO REFUSE TO CLARIFY ‘MAX’? IS DESIGN HIS SURNAME? FUCKING. TELL ME!!!
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HOLYFUCK
well, either way. make sure to take a picture or something of your reaction! this is gonna be cool :)
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THIS LOOKS AS IF IT HAS A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF TIME AND EFFORT PUT INTO IT. I HIGHLY APPRECIATE IT, SMALL SIDE DRAWINGS ASIDE. I’M NOT SURE WHY GAMZEE WOULD TAKE PART IN AN EGOWARPING ILLUSTRATION SUCH AS THIS.
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HEY. I KNOW THAT BULGESQUABBLING TYPING APPROACH! I’VE DONE MY RESEARCH ON BEFORUS! SINCE WHEN IS THERE *ANOTHER* PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, AND SINCE WHEN DOES IT INVOLVE A BEFORUS DUALSCAR? ALTERNIA IS, UNDOUBTEDLY, OFFICIALLY, FUCKED IN THE ASS!
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WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THIS QUESTION WHEN YOU REALLY, TRULY, CLEARLY, WHERE PAYING NO ATTENTION?! I WAS NEVER *FLUSHED* FOR JOHN, IT WAS SWEEPS AGO AND I DESIRED BLACKROM, BULGERIPPEDLY ENOUGH. I WAS INCREDIBLY STUPID IN ADOLESCENCE! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!
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I JUST EXPERIENCED A HUMAN 'ZOO'. I DON'T GET THE FANFARE.
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WHAT? I’M BEING *PROFITED OFF OF*? AND I WASN’T AWARE? NEXT, I WON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE MY OWN NUBS ARE! WILL ANYONE AT THE VERY LEAST PROVIDE ME WITH A HYPERLINK? JEGUS FUCK!
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IT'S BEEN HALF A SWEEP SINCE I'VE SEEN TROLL WILL SMITH IN A MOVIE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS UP THESE DIRECTORS ASSES? IF I WERE TO TAKE THE WHEEL, I THINK HE'D BE AN IMMEDIATE INVITE. THERE'S CHARACTERS OF HIS ARCHETYPE! FUCKING PLENTY!
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I’D LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN MORE OF THESE BUSTLING ‘EVENTS’. I FIND IT AN AMUSING WAY TO SPEND MY TIME, IN PLACE OF RESPONDING TO SUBMISSIONS TO MY WEBSITE.
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I THINK I’VE GOT A FIRM IDEA ON YOUR POINT IN QUESTION. A DISTURBING ONE, ALBEIT, BUT A POINT THAT I WILL KEEP IN MIND.
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THIS IS A LOADED CLAIM, YOU KNOW THAT?! WE TROLLS, AS MUCH AS YOU’D LIKE TO CLAIM, DO NOT MAKE A RUMBLING LOW NOISE THAT YOU’D DUB “PURRING”. NOT TO EVEN TOUCH ON THE SUBJECT MATTER, BECAUSE THAT IS JUST ABJECTLY RUDE. I WOULDN’T TEAR IT OFF HIM FOR MY OWN GRACE.
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FINE, THEN! LET’S PLAY CASHIER AND CUSTOMER. YOUR ORDER IS FUCKING TRASH OFF A THRESHWALK. MAYBE, I DON’T KNOW, SHOCKER, IT GETS MY POINT ACROSS?
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WELL, I KNOW THAT JOHN LIKES HIS DOUCHEBAGGY HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF THE FILM. MAYBE I’LL ACCEPT DEFEAT AND WATCH IT, KNOWING ANOTHER ME ENJOYED IT.
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I’M GONNA GUESS THIS WAS MEANT TO BE POSITIVE, AS I HAVE LEARNED, EVEN THOUGH I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE TO BEING REFERRED TO AS SUCH. THANK YOU.
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IF I WAS BORN INTO THE OPPOSITE SEX, I WOULDN’T WANT TO DO TOO MUCH WITH MY HAIR. I’D SAY I’D KEEP ESSENTIALLY THE SAME OVERALL SHAPE, AND GROW IT TO SHOULDER LENGTH. THERE, ALSO, WOULD LIKEWISE BE NO CHANGE IN MY WARDROBE.
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I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW I AM NOT SPONGEROTTEN. I’VE BEEN OVER THIS! IF THIS WAS, FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON, DAVE, IT WOULD NOT BE IN AN ANONYMOUS FORMAT!
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DON’T YOU GET IT?! I DON’T SHARE MY QUADRANTS— AND QUADRANT INTEREST, AT THAT— ON A PUBLIC ACCOUNT FOR ALL TO SEE. THAT’S NOT WHAT ROMANCE IS ABOUT, AND, TO PUT IT VERY SIMPLY, IT IS NONE OF YOUR BULLSHITTY BUSINESS.
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I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY BUT FOR ONCE THIS SCROLLNIB SEEMS TO BE TAME ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET SOME SPOUTING OUT.. WOULD ANYONE SOMEWHAT ENJOY WATCHING ‘TROLL 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU’ AT MY HIVE? I HAVE A DECENT SUPPLY OF CHURNED DAIRY PRODUCTS. GET BACK TO ME.
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